My parent's marriage is in shambles

Oct 25, 2015 12:40 AM

ohschist

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my parents marriage is in shambles

3 months ago i introduced this man, my father, to imgur. He hasn't stopped browsing since

Here he is browsing right now in a bar. The other night at dinner he mentions something about "cat snakes" and couldn't understand why my mom was confused. I feel responsible. Sorry mom. Dad if you are reading this: look up we miss you.

His face when he saw this post: http://i.imgur.com/pGuWm0yh.jpg

One of us One of us

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ONE OF US

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ONE OF US.

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ONE OF US!

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One Of Us

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ONE OF US

11 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 4

I wish I introduced my dad to Imgur, but I introduced him to the world of conspiracy theory, so now Imgur is just 'Circus for the Sheeple'.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Remind him that a little bit of circus is good to recharge and relax. Sometimes learning about all the conspiracy stuff can get depressing.

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ONE OF US ONE OF US

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ONE OF US!

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

We have taken him prisoner. Pay us in cat tax, or watch him suffer.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

But I only have a dog!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

then buy a cat and use it as tax

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of us

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Story of my life, found imgur Last week, been on it since. Created my account today tho so I could comment haha.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

One of us!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Part of the site, part of us all

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OP... Just show your Mom...

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Come to the dark side. We have cookies and reposts.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Go jackets!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That game, holy shit

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave

11 years ago | Likes 243 Dislikes 3

Ba da da da DWEEEEEEEEE do di doo, bwarna deeeder doooooooooooo

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

This is everything I never knew I wanted.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Welcome to hotel California

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Such a lovely place.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can sign in*

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One of us

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Welcome home dad

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One of us.

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Your dad is a giant thumb.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

We are his family now

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One of us

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

So... is incest allowed in imgur family?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Ohana means family, we are family

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

no...Obama means family; I don't know what Ohana means though.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's your daddy?!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP - your Dad is awesome :D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@imageologistpleasehireme Yea we are fam. But as Lead Gatekeeper of Usersub, I'm gonna have to send this post to sweet oblivion. Bye!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 57

You did it!

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You are not very good at your job.

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

OMG @OP we have the same dad! http://imgur.com/6oLPbWR

11 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 0

i didn't knew that batman had kids, how is uncle robin doing these days?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I genuinely cannot tell if these are two different people.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I always suspected he had two families

11 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

Son of a bitch, hello, new sibling.

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Hi

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Look at us.... we are the family now.

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Hello dad

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I think this is my favorite comment on the Internet

11 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

That's a bold claim...

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Lets see if it holds up cotton

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AND HIS NAME IS LEEEOOOORRYYY JEEEENNNKIIINNNS!

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Hey kid (hey kid), do I have your attention? I know the way you've been living. Life so reckless, tragedy endless. Welcome to the family.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, there's somethin' missin', Only time will alter your vision

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Oh what a jerkface. I watched that way too long hoping for an end.

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............................................................................................................................... Oh fuck you.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

how fucking tall if that pole!? i been waiting!

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OH fuck you

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh what a jerkface. I watched that way too long hoping for an end.

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Protip: If the .gif loads almost instantly, and appears to go on for more than 10 seconds, it's probably a very short loop.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy fuckenator. Watched that for 3 minutes

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was expecting cera eventhough wrong person

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait

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Nope. I think he's legit climbing an infinitely tall pole, because that is fucking SEAMLESS.

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It catches when the left hand is at the top

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Mothafucka

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Expected dickbutt

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I watched that for way too long.

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Why the long face?

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Omg why does this not have more upvotes?

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Both usernames are relevant

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

MadStach! You can't just ask people why they have a long face.

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I took her on a date, things seemed so right. I know I wouldn't need my youporn tonight.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

genetics

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One of us.

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ONE OF US.

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I introduced my father to imgur while i was back from school and on vacation with them... He was browsing till 4 am in the hotel room while

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we were all trying to sleep...

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One of us.

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ONE OF US

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One of us.

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Gooble gobble...

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*gabba gabba...

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Be excepted one of us!

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One of us.

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One of us.

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One of you....I mean one of us.

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We accept him we accept him!

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One of us.

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gooble gobble, gooble gobble

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One of us

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One of us

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ONE OF US

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One of us!

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ONE OF US!

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One of us.

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PART OF THE SHIP, PART OF THE CREW

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I LOLed IRL

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In the tree, part of the tree

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DAMMIT I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT

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I like you

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Yes you do

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It's true

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That was brilliant

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ONE OF US

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ONE OF US *BANGING ON TABLE*

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one of us

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ONE OF US

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ONE OF US

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Gooba Gabba

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One of us!

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