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Never has a condom package been so convincing #funny #safety_first #awesome
Mar 17, 2018 11:24 PM
mkebhp350
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3424
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Never has a condom package been so convincing #funny #safety_first #awesome
ChiisuChanOffModel
reallycoolalias
WHERE CAN I BUY!?
jimwormmaster
Condoms Against Humanity?
EnterTheMongoose
Ha! Jokes on the babies, because I’m sterile. Only the STDs could win now.
Poofingers
Feb 2022?? Built to last.. haaaaaaa....
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
I thought it was a pack of silica gel at first. You'd have to use it a little later.
ensensu
Condoms were the reason we all grew up?
SusieMacEsq
I keep this condom in my wallet, it’s a great conversation starter.
Saltyisthesea
"Hotel Oklahoma"
stehenallein
I really need to start wearing my glasses when I browse, I had to doubletake because I thought it said 'ON' not 'OR'
jmo341
Nyxish
All the bars should contract for these.
SchwizleStick
Does it come in magnum+ size? You know, for Africans.
fartsandwitches
Bears vs. Babies?
mkebhp350
Yup. With the NSFW expansion pack
Fishammer
ButchLobster
Imagine the irony if someone “tampered” with that
DaisyfromDownunder
The first condom I bought crumbled to dust before I threw away my virginity.
Msgrim
Wrap it up in latex or she gets your paychecks.
McPuffinStuff
Condoms prevent mini-vans.
pyrrhlis
Wrap her up in latex and... profit?
DoublevBomb
You can also use this
if your deck is compatible with it.
iateoprah
For the children!
Spacemonkey92
I thought these were baby wipes
MrSmilingDeath
ILoveToLaughHaHaHaHa
I love this statue. It says everything it needed to, and more.
DoublevBomb
Why do I feel like this is Attack on Titan backstory?
pixistikgoodness
Free Hat!
WiFiLove
People rub his dick!!
xXMOBIXx
You see a dick on a statue ya gotta rub it. It's the unspoken rule of statues
negriro
Never
Bubblytoad
Bears vs Babies!
SeriousAnteater
they should donate a fuck ton to planned parenthood and other clinics
AllBoobsAreGreat
Where..can i get some? Its for a friend ofc
fairybug
I feel like this would be more effective at stopping sex from happening in the first place than stopping a baby from happening due to sex.
Gluvs
I would literally tear my own trachea out if someone showed me an Oatmeal condom
fairybug
. . . There's one right there, dude.
Gluvs
great now i have tof ucking die thanks a lotr prick
fairybug
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Einherjarr
Haha Candy bowl. Who you kidding?
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Myself... God I'm so lonely
TrippinBeagle
the Japanese are winning the war then
VeryConfusedGuy369
Imagine if the Government made condoms free. We'd save millions of $$ every year.
88wut
Who would save money?
evilpsych
They’d figure out how to make the condoms at least 3x the cost of private manufacturers. Not sure how much we’d save
cow042
In the US you can get free ones at county health centers
Jeffroyleroy
Surprised people don’t know this
buttbuttpartywagon
Some clinics will have a big ol bowl of condoms near the door. And nothing's stopping you from walking in and grabbing a handful
MordorGate
Idk what you’re talking about, I’m still waiting to crack open my first box XD
PeroltaThatsEnough
Sexual health clinics here in Australia give them away for free. As does the Australian Defence Force, thank fuck!
Peterowski
You mean it doesn't where you live?
MoldyKumquat
Doubt it. Condoms are cheap and birth control is cheap and in most cases free. People don't want to use either because, people are stupid
DontTemptMeWithAGoodTime
People ARE stupid, but that’s not the ONLY reason to not use condoms!!! :)
Showmeyourotters
Or other kinds of birth control! But there's so many options, imo there's very little excuse not to use at least one.
Finlandery
Soooo allergics?
DontTemptMeWithAGoodTime
Defiantly allergies!
DontTemptMeWithAGoodTime
Definitely*
HurtYou
Latex allergy means I just had a vasectomy. But since we are STD free, that's good enough.
AudaciousCheeseburger
Some colleges give them out for free.
HitlersKDratio
Free balloons!
ButchLobster
I’d buy stock in Latex and start raising sheep. Their intestines make good condoms. Hypoallergenic
buttbuttpartywagon
Fyi you need to take it out of the sheep first before you put your dick I it
Showmeyourotters
If people aren't educated about anything besides abstinence, I don't think making condoms more easily available would help much.
yorkshiretee
In the uk all contraception is free
AmHumanNotLizardMan
Where? I've only seen it in £1 bathroom machines and like £4.99 for 3 in corner shops.
yorkshiretee
Family clinics and health centres and at colleges
AudaciousCheeseburger
Well no wonder Europe's birth rate is down. Wait a minute. UK has free condoms, AND free good colleges? I must move there.
v4vampire
Where you getting these free colleges? I pay £9250 a year
tacodefender
That might as well be free
v4vampire
Go to Germany and it will be free
AudaciousCheeseburger
Doesn't the UK have free college?
v4vampire
As said, uni is American college as we also have college that are for quilifications below degrees. College is free under a certain age
AudaciousCheeseburger
I've heard that for years now.
yetipc
that's not how uh. free works.. that's the opposite of free
MacroManJr
We have seat belts in every vehicle, by law. Doesn't stop us (America) from seeing automobile accidents where someone was unbuckled.
MacroManJr
My point? The availability of condoms isn't the problem. A culture of using them (or not) is. It's better to make can't-feel-it condoms.
ButchLobster
We’d have situations where a church group goes and takes as many as they can and burn them
DontTemptMeWithAGoodTime
Even then it’d still be cheaper!
ButchLobster
Or punch holes in them, turning government condoms into baby roulette
pookieeatworld
Pretty sure punching holes in them is illegal. You're talking away someone's freedom to choose and potentially placing a lifetime of ~
pookieeatworld
financial burden upon them. If it's not illegal, it damn well should be.
ButchLobster
I’m fairly certain it is illegal. I just imagine some people would never think about it
steam1218
pretty sure there was an SVU episode about that.
DoublevBomb
They tend to be free from all sorts of sources that have anything to do with sexual activity (bathhouses) or health (clinics).
EvilKam
I had no idea that theoatmeal sold condoms.
Quizz25S
I mean... It makes sense.
PrinnyGod08
It comes with the NSFW version of bears vs babies. It’s a great game
reff42
Should have been included with the sfw version. That way people don't get themselves in deeper trouble
LittleFish4
I honestly thought this was a hand wipe thingy and got super confused. Lol
catchris
i want to see the onion’s condoms
pookieeatworld
Well there's this... https://www.theonion.com/trojan-introduces-no-one-s-pleasure-condoms-for-bitte-1819571644
catchris
i must have it
samsonguy920
I just hope he doesn't make them, too.
Fishammer
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
You just gotta get a brand out there... then you can slap it on anything... especially cheap to make things. BOOM big money
MasticatingMastodon
Find myself wishing condoms we're a bit more expensive.
sprocketstodockets
If you look at the statistical probability of the alternative, they should be a lot more expensive.
IAmAKumquat
It was included with one of their games
evilpsych
Monsters vs babies. I have this. The box is fucking furry. Also, dildos factor greatly in the game.
TinySatanicHamster
Dildos? Is there an NSFW version like with Exploding Kittens?
theFinks
Sooo I bought this through their kickstarter and got the condom. 3 months after wife and I had first kid we resorted to using the condom 1/x
theFinks
Included because we didn’t have any and sure as hell were ready for number two. I wanted to save it as a collectors item but it was more 2/3
theFinks
Useful preventing a second child hahaha. Thanks The Oatmeal!
theFinks
Useful preventing a second child hahaha. Thanks The Oatmeal!
LordSethos
Bears vs babies
evilpsych
Clearly you can tell how often I actually play this game. It’s been sitting on my liquor cabinet since I got it.