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Jul 26, 2017 2:20 PM
DrillChan
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zooks
Dad pls yes.
RealityIsOftenDisappointing
notacobra
You can literally see where the picture was cut off to avoid showing the source.
FilthyCasual01
I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.
lifeisjustathing
These are my favorite
tentaclefriendly
My user name is relevant
SODANIPPLESWHILEIPOOPREPOSTS
are you truly friendly though?
MasterJ101
elrick43
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
She's gotta pay for that college some way when traveling abroad.
Ryanator50
that's why when I write tentacle porn, the girls are always super into it.
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
That's some JRR Martin plot twist level right there!
THEFURRYJESUS
WallpaperProblems
TheTastiestTampon
"Wait! Dad No!" is just going to encourage him, honey.
michonnedisapproves
"Dad" D:
BrontTheGoodBoy
But saying something like "Yes please" will also encourage him. There's no winning.
Dwerioc
There's tentacles. That's winning.
Idontcareno1
YouTestedMyReflexesAndItTurnedOutFINE
The original comic didn't have that last part
QSlade
Source for original?
whydidyoudothistome
krosseryt
Source?
TheOtherBrotherOfTheMotherOfDragons
I am shocked
dauntlessds
I almost fainted...
LeiserGeist
Avatar The Last Airbender
dauntlessds
You are by far the worst kind of person!
TheOtherBrotherOfTheMotherOfDragons
Whoa there calm down.
dauntlessds
LOL
dauntlessds
I was just teasing. It really was a shock though, The Last Airbender should be issued to every home worldwide. Like... government issued lol
hornlolz
Samurix16
QSlade
I laughed way too hard at this. I need a break from the internet
NetworkDude
HelloMax
I like this soooo much better than the picture. +1
drd3rp
AllTheBestNamesWereTaken
Well that took an unexpected turn...
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
J5bradley
sbrensbeve
Demonsthere
http://2static3.fjcdn.com/comments/6242414+_e9aeac3c032dad67c7367ae9255ec943.jpg
Solivoid
nolatek
SonnyBurnette
mysticTaco
Onennon
Binocudick gif. Saving for later.
ichosethewrongcollegedegree
"Why do you do this father?...why have you betrayed me so?"
xgingavitisx
zackofspades
waterbucketsandsparetowels
Consentacles is a goid subreddit
PropainAndPropainAccesories
BleeBlaBle
Vinland saga?
DefenderOfDog
Why is short hair not pretty
Spongeborat
It is pretty
runswithlag
Everybody's got their thing, man.
skribs
Depends on the girl.
Darknewber
I got my internet-ass kicked the last time I said this, but I'm almost certain it's because we recognize short hair as a masculine feature.
Darknewber
You see the hair, and you see the face, and your brain tries to "correct" the "offness" created by the unfamiliar image.I'm no expert though
lurker314
Long hair is record of your health over time. Short hair == bad health or trying to hide something. Genetics.
LeiserGeist
What. TIL getting a haircut is a sign of bad health
lurker314
I'm talking about the instinctual/genetic level. And yes, if your life is hard enough that you need to keep it short--bad breeding.
GnomeEinAim
I'm calling bullshit on everything you just said.
lurker314
Read up on evolutionary biology, then. Be prepared.
UndeadGuy285
RickSanchaz
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
DustBunnys
xxkingofwogxx
tornadosandwich
Here people go posting every single variation of this meme
Ventrix
mrgustaveh
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
No you didn't you've seen this meme 50 times and knew exactly what where it was going
SirThumbPick
This was actually my first time.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
There's a post somewhere with about 10 variants.
GalacticToast17
Don't worry, ur mind knew the original version
WithPride
Oh boy, here we go again.
TZO2k15
CyriousLordofDerp
Slaanesh approves.
whimsicalsamurai
weilong
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
SO MUCH HERESY!!!
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zantasu
mt77932
I did not know I needed this in my life until now.
kerrigan778
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Haha no to late not stolen steal this instead.
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ProfessorWasp
This is made even better by them being Dark Angels.
GarthOneeye
shhh wouldnt want anyone to find out they arent really loyalists!
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
What was that?!?!??!? FIRE!!!!
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FuckYouLoyalists2k18
Fuck you, loyalist
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
MrA007
Name checks out, came a little early though (insert Slanneshy joke here)
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
https://pics.me.me/by-slaanesh-this-is-awesome-memegenerator-net-19220237.png
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
What was that couldn't hear you over your death.
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SpiciestMayMays
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Don't you fucking dare.
v
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
semiAnonymousMe
god i love that series. Doing the Emperor's work.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
This should always be someone's first glimpse into the warhammer 40k universe. After of course learning the basic story.
GalaxyNewsRadio
i will like this glimpse. Sauce Plz
thewiggins
SMASH IT!
LordxGodxKing
not in age of sigmar
weilong
dangerousDoc
Get your slaanesh shit outta here!
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Then help me commit an exterminatus upon all of these heretics.
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Twitchanov
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Yes someone did say die for the emperor.
Twitchanov
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Just make sure to wear your damn armor!
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ProfessorWasp
Fuck Slanneshies! Grandfather Nurgle is where its at!
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
So many daemon worshippers..... FIRE!!!!
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Leonon
"Oh yes, Fuck us!" - Slanneshies
NocturnalGreed
That's the inside of worshipping slaanesh. You only disappoint him if you DON'T do what you want.
CorwinMacGregor
So, wait, if i DONT want to rape and pillage, Slaneesh approves, too?
NocturnalGreed
Nah, because not wanting something isn't his domain. It's all greed. Hence my name. Slaanesh is the god of excess and greed.
henevas9
Slaneesh is the God of doing what you want, whatever that is, to a point of excess. Fuck, kill, watch porn, be consumed in sating yourself
henevas9
You like eating? Try anything and everything. Even human. Horny? Try animals when humans bore you. See if murder gets you off. Or torture
Hembrent
Don't do anything. Nap. Nap all day. Straight up sleep. Sleep the day, days, weeks, months, years away. Cease all unnecessary functions.
DropKickHead
You sound boring. Slaanesh would instead approve if someone rapes you
Fairemont
Slaanesh approves of excess. IF not raping and pillaging gives you an orgasm or something, slaanesh will approve. You'd have to be weird.
ProphetOfNurgle
Slaanesh will only approve if you are excessively non-rapey. Nurgle loves you regardless. You are his special little future-corpse.
wachifle
Aww! thank you prophet!
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Heresy.
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NocturnalGreed
Fun fact about the exterminatus. It praises Nurgle.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
BUT THERES NO ROT AND DECAY INVOLVED!!! JUST THE BURNING ASH OF THE EMPERORS ENEMYS
NocturnalGreed
Isn't nurgles domain simply fear and death? Imagine how much of that is generated in an exterminatus. Praise be.
NocturnalGreed
Upside*
Armored0Titan0
But then you get bored of that and just start doing anything you can imagine.
NocturnalGreed
Which still gratifies slaanesh. The dude is chill AF. 10/10 would worship again.
Armored0Titan0
That whole thing with the Eldar was kinda dickish tho.
ProphetOfNurgle
Worship Nurgle instead, he loves you for who you are and what you could become. Namely a rotting, pestilent corpse, but still, he loves you