TheRealTBone
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Aug 24, 2016 3:48 AM
TheRealTBone
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thereaverofdarkness
These are good reasons but mostly the reason I pee sitting down is because it just feels right.
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
8) @OP is a faggot
avendarius
Logical, but I'm still going to stand, as it's my..........privilege
thatlamer
How narrow is your urethra that you have enough time to fuck around on your phone while peeing?
laitarne
I sit whenever possible, not about to make exceptions for pissing
glitchead
I don't pee sitting down because my penis is the perfectly small size to always piss directly through the seat cracks and spray on my legs.
dpidcoe
the struggle is real
ImgeneralBennet
Thank you
bretellen
I pee standing up too, but gifs like this might make me reconsider
foreverxking
I sit because it's easier with having a piercing there.
SpitefulRed
Nice.
JAFIOI
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/peeing_sitting_down
SuperNintendoChalrmers
This is exactly right
NekoMiko06
I stand because we haven't gotten rid of all the cockroaches yet.
realwomenfightnaked
My husband started doing it since we dont have a door in our bedroom bathroom, he doesnt stop now
sippycup101
Because my penis is so small I urinate on my testes otherwise
GeezMawrice214
Lol can't help but to feel bad for the stick figure getting yelled at by his wife
mrdoctore
I stand cause i can't be bothered taking my pants of
Owlberightback
I was standing up to pee once. Suddenly felt the urge to drop deuce and quickly turned around. Dude next to me at the other urinal freaked.
eclect0
You should have waited until you were done peeing before turning around. Don't you know anything about urinal etiquette?
itiscalledaPUPPYyoutwat
Agree. And its more relaxing
zlds
Post-pee poop premonition? Just get shwifty
craze
I pee sitting down at night so I do not have to turn the light on. And it is quieter for the sleeping wife.
TheVerraton
Why pee standing up? Because it's faster. I'm not there to have a good time, I'm there to take a piss.
Krankenwagen606
And youre not a chick
Turdnado
I too pee sitting down. http://www.guentergratz.de/ci_3376434/small_2207307.png
Taarguson
I sit down when I pee, there's nothing that crazy bout me
Semaphorism
All my bathrooms have a urinal
ChloePrice
I like sitting because I generally appreciate sitting. So I sit. Real men don't give a shit how men are supposed to piss.
AudunSatchmo
But you are more likely to poop if you sit down tho
AudunSatchmo
To avoid all these problems, just pee in the sink
railgin
with 3 boys, I've started to do so as example just to make our bathroom less pissy
molotovmitchy
Yea thanks mom
imasneakypineapplehead
One of my moms friends has four boys who all use the same room. They tiled the floor and walls and put a drain in the middle. She just
imasneakypineapplehead
Hoses down the whole room once a week lol
Mazan
In my country most of the bathrooms are built like that. Makes bathroom cleaning a joy! Just hose that motherfucker.
mrgustaveh
Your kids watch you piss?
KuistiPanu
A family event
PQTANLINDA
mountainofpuppies
Clearly you've never had kids... or a dog.
mrgustaveh
I have 2 dogs, no kids
WalterMatthau
Dick on the inside rim of toilet.
TheDrunkenWrench
The struggle is real.
alchemist12345
Thats not a concern for me...
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
Touching the china
PantaloonPrincess
Eeeew
demizu
yup. thats the problem
AlwaysFavoriteAsian
Ended up pissing on the floor multiple times cuz my dick gets wedged... Especially in the winter when I have cold dick.
DiceyBusiness
A part of my immortal soul dies every time that happens...
StirlingMaloryArcher
Ah yes, the witches kiss
MimzytheBun
Sit back farther.
1mazrim
Then get streak of shit down back wall of toilet wall
dpidcoe
Or get a bigger toilet (generally the small, round ones have this issue)
Snodig
Poop on the seat.
disodiumbenzoate
i do too because it's the only time i get a chance to sit down when i am at work
mexicanstig
dude have you never taken a nappy-poo at work. You sit on that bad boy reverse, cross yer arms on the tank. great 10-15 min naps!
CareIDoNot
I like you
Aksuuuh
Besides it's much nicer to have a pee sitting down.
1dogsfordays1
I worry about disease and urea on my tush
Aksuuuh
Well oh yea if you go to some nasty public bathrooms it's nice to have a plan b
TheRealOzone
So, you pee sitting down because you're too dumb to be able to do it properly standing up? Good for you.
comeflywithme
Or cuz it's actually better for your body.
mrgustaveh
lol wut
comeflywithme
I've read that its more relaxing for the body. Easier on the prostate.
comeflywithme
If you pee sitting down you can fully empty your bladder which is healthier for the prostate.