Nov 22, 2017 6:41 PM
loki747
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Bimgdungle69
Chance of survival? About 32.333 recurring of course
sheeatsherpeasoneatatime
This is horrible what an asshole I bet there were kids in the back of that SUV I hope everyone was ok
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
oh for fuck's sake.... did that fucking moron fucking buy their license? Any update on this? Source?
KaJuN
I miss the Burnout games.
siwggityswooty
Those two people walking across the street got really lucky
defenestrater
Insurance rate: irrecoverable.
chirpaderp
Whoever that is deserves it. What a jackass.
ZeroLogain
Maybe his breaks failed? Or he had a heart attack?
rmeg
Looks to me like he's accelerating.
lafeye
He has a baby stroller in the back...
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Then their foot would be off the accelerator, and they wouldn't be going dead straight.
SuperFatGirl
Damn, that person is dangling out the window towards the end.
ArthurMichael
I spy with my little eye someone who will never drive again
GoddammitMrNoodle
I feel bad for the 3 innocent bystanding cars that are now fucked.
CallMeVoodoo
Wonder if he has chicken.
waitdoyounot
Source I found looking for details: https://youtu.be/-9bdnd2IY5Y
hammersquirrel
The minivan at the end tried
magicpocket
I’m having a hard time upvoting this. The mechanism of injury is spectacular but some many people must have been hurt.
frizzlfry
Anyone notice a tire fly across street?!
TheYasu
That tire flew in to orbit
hodorgoestomordor
Can I get some Sauce?
jakobhund
https://youtu.be/-9bdnd2IY5Y
im0nmyway0ut
.
hoofay
Fuck that guy. If there was someone, a child even, in the back of that car! Fuck sake, people are shit.
ZoidbergIsGreat
Looks like a stroller comes out of fuckface's truck actually... Hope the kid was strapped in properly.
tukestu
That's totally a green baby carrier. Probably not in car. Either way, fuck that guy
mayathescorcerer
It would be ideal if people realized that their bad decisions affected innocent people. So terrible
Billythefishy
Maybe the driver had a strokeor died before the intersection?
wyatt8740
I appreciate that someone's trying to be sympathetic and fair. That said I think it's more likely he just was distracted texting.
PJVeddersGirl
Looks like the other cars were more seriously damaged too. Prick.
force equals mass times acceleration.
The701
"I'm a good driver, so I don't need to wear a seat belt." Universe don't work that way.
ApexCactus
Damn, that car in the back catching fire almost immediately, one idiot ruined 6 cars in a blink.
somenerandom
And probably some lives. Seriously, idiot isn't even strong enough of a word
Thelibrarianchick
I hope everyone was okay, that was terrifying
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
7, including the one the van bumped into.
TheGooseMoose
That was a love tap
FreckleCharms
My mom was killed in a moment just like this and the fuckface that ran the red light walked away without a scratch. Universe can be a bitch.
Rhannock
Fucking pickup.
nyansayian
I’d like to take this opportunity to say that Roundabouts are pretty neat.
battlestargingerpubes
Euro here, spent three months living in the US and bought a car. Intersections are SCARY.
RunemasterP
We've got a roundabout at a shopping centre here. Nobody knows how to use them so it's pretty crazy.
uhhMurdok
Michigan uses roundabouts, we call em michigan lefts, same thing?
DaMotorBoater
Too right, lad :D
blackrockfeather
One word...... dodge
I wish more companies that weren't dodge still offered burnt orange as a car color though.
We have a dodge Custom Royal Lancer from the 50s, but every modern Dodge attracts the worst kinds of people.
sofarfromheaven
The real disaster is that he couldn't finish his text.
I wish more people drove manuals here (USA) where you have to have both hands occupied for city driving. The number of texters is appalling.
josgalla
Is it a Baby seat the thing that flown from the back of the pick up?
worat part is that's the car who causes the accident..
worst*
LiquidSunshine
It looks like a freaking baby stroller!! The possibility of a baby being in any of those vehicles makes hyperventilate
worst part is that's the car who causes the accident.
HaveScotchWillTravel
tire
you're looking at the wrong spot, more to the left
3rdoption
Why TF does that car's hood immediately catch fire like that?!
Roshiro
Guess I'll catch fire, then!
[deleted]
Nickdigital
You won the correct answer award!
rylecx
have you never played GTA? Means it's going to explode in 3-5 seconds
TheMayorOfTittyCity
It's a feature
HansGrubersSuit
Cars have gasoline in them...duh
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
Probably hit the fuel line.
NapkinBob
Michael. Bay.
hibsta
Same cars from Just Cause, explode on impact
ArcTrooper501st
I'm no engineer but I suspect it may have something to do with the full size truck running over the engine compartment at high speed.
CVStp
Michael Bay was driving it
ruferto
you thought the movies were fake?
ElRadis
That car just saw too many movies
JealousCuckold87
I lol’d
BoltActionGearbox
ruptured fuel lines spraying all over a hot engine
gellynods
Well you see, we convert the energy potential of petro into realized mechanical through a process of combustion. The action happens up there
FlyFlyStarling
This is actually just a Sims screen grab
Kitten0Smuggler
This girl is on fiiiiirrreeeee! ????
emailatdotcom
Are you new? Do you not know how engine work?
AlmightyyCres
Fire happens inside the motor, broken motor + fuel/oil + spark from combustion from said motor = fire outside motor.
Updooter
It's a broken radiator. It's steam.
BarftheMawg
That's the flamiest fucking steam I have ever seen in my life! I think you are still looking at the Parks and Rec post before this one!
strongbeard9000
Both of you missed the older Taurus in the back. Look again. It catches fire and quickly.
StragoMagus
most likely a fuel line was punctured and gas splashed onto a hot part of the engine
Thunderchief1
Flames.
quillfreminenti
Pinto?
SQLdragon
fuel line ruptured and ignited by sparks or exhaust manifold
OrionRed
I'm wondering if it's fuel from the truck that went over it. Maybe ripped the gas tank.
BoobsAndGifs
In reality, the cooling system is in the front end there. Once the front was struck, it’s likely a hose or the radiator@was punctured. 1/
Once the coolant starts spraying from a hole or breach (as it’s under pressure), it hits the hot engine block causing immediate evap. 2/2
Moonprayer
Gas, Servo Oil, Brake Fluid... many things under there are flamable.
underunderpants
fuel + heat + o2 = fire
LooseyGooseyBrett
fuel + heat + o2 + chemical reaction = fire
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Myth. Cars actually run off black mahic
Mahic is even more mysterious then magic....
TheRushToNothing
My mixtape was under there.
Mistruths
Ah, so the first track was "shameful suicide"?
DanteHicks79
The only answer
NameNotFoundException
Yeah, so why TF does that car's hood immediately catch fire like that?!
feckr
nice burn, unlike that guy's mixtape
CooCooCaChew
Actually, it looks like the guys mixtape is burning nicley
carrionstorm
Odds are its fwd which means a side mounted engine. The fuel rail that feeds the injectors is most likely on the fro t of the motor 1/2
(Front*) which the truck ran over. Broke a fuel line which hit a hot part of the motor and ignited the fuel getting sprayed everywhere
RoboCoonie
Except the fire looks odd. Digitally added odd.
genuine question from a wannabe gearhead: Are RWD cars any safer in frontal collisions like this? (I drive a volvo 244)
Shits gonna go bad if your front end is run over like that no matter what. Straight mounted motor should have the fuel lines further from 1/
The front though.
alright. Yeah I was mainly concerned with fire.
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
Hope he has accident forgiveness with All-state
queenbrahms
I read this in the voice
kappymipple
take my upvote you beautiful bastard
PineconesAndGravy
Are YOU in good hands?
Metals4J
One accident will be forgiven. The other five? Not so much.
ensensu
Is each collision a separate accident?
v
If they are, I count 7 hits.
Hardalor
I don't really see an accident here. I actually bugs me All-State uses that term, when most are called collisions.
thewokest
God damn thats just fucken funny! I literally laughed out loud
xj4low
Likely hot policy limits and people are left hoping they have insurance to cover themselves.
richardson1701
No, I think even All-state isn't forgiving this asshole.
In all seriousness, fuck that policy. Accidents are serious and shouldn't be treated like non-events.
Rosie2003
I'm pretty sure they wouldn't give this a pass.
This is an extreme example but the policy still enables carelessness. If you cause any accident you fully deserve to pay more for insurance.
bongles
You also shouldn't have your rates raised because someone else plowed through a red light.
Their insurance covers it, not yours.
SmurfEggs
That's why you make the claim with the other party's 8nsurance not yours
ThatQuietlySmirking
Well, he's certainly not going to get any accident forgiveness from at least five people I can see.
Enohpoxas
Can someone explain the joke? My friend doesn't get it.
UpvoteMe4goodluck
You are over thinking it
nobodyyy
Allstate car insurance has a feature where they don't raise your rates afher your first accident
MALLSECURITY
After the first not at fault accident, just like all insurance agencies.
zidar
Wait are you implying that the after the second "not at fault" accident they raise it? damn.
Yes, hell, if you told your insurance company you stepped on a piece of gum they would raise your rates.
Yeah, they classify you as prone to accidents, even when not at fault you are in accident prone areas.
Arkaenan
It is in reference to the All State commercials
I have no idea what that is either. I shall assume it is some sort of silly American thing.
(1) All State insurance company. Their commercials advertise “accident forgiveness,” meaning your rates don’t increase after an accident.
(2) And their slogan is “You’re in good hands.” So at the end of the commercial the spokesperson asks, “Are you in good hands?”
Bimgdungle69
Chance of survival? About 32.333 recurring of course
sheeatsherpeasoneatatime
This is horrible what an asshole I bet there were kids in the back of that SUV I hope everyone was ok
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
oh for fuck's sake.... did that fucking moron fucking buy their license? Any update on this? Source?
KaJuN
I miss the Burnout games.
siwggityswooty
Those two people walking across the street got really lucky
defenestrater
Insurance rate: irrecoverable.
chirpaderp
Whoever that is deserves it. What a jackass.
ZeroLogain
Maybe his breaks failed? Or he had a heart attack?
rmeg
Looks to me like he's accelerating.
lafeye
He has a baby stroller in the back...
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Then their foot would be off the accelerator, and they wouldn't be going dead straight.
SuperFatGirl
Damn, that person is dangling out the window towards the end.
ArthurMichael
I spy with my little eye someone who will never drive again
GoddammitMrNoodle
I feel bad for the 3 innocent bystanding cars that are now fucked.
CallMeVoodoo
Wonder if he has chicken.
waitdoyounot
Source I found looking for details: https://youtu.be/-9bdnd2IY5Y
hammersquirrel
The minivan at the end tried
magicpocket
I’m having a hard time upvoting this. The mechanism of injury is spectacular but some many people must have been hurt.
frizzlfry
Anyone notice a tire fly across street?!
TheYasu
That tire flew in to orbit
hodorgoestomordor
Can I get some Sauce?
jakobhund
https://youtu.be/-9bdnd2IY5Y
im0nmyway0ut
.
hoofay
Fuck that guy. If there was someone, a child even, in the back of that car! Fuck sake, people are shit.
ZoidbergIsGreat
Looks like a stroller comes out of fuckface's truck actually... Hope the kid was strapped in properly.
tukestu
That's totally a green baby carrier. Probably not in car. Either way, fuck that guy
mayathescorcerer
It would be ideal if people realized that their bad decisions affected innocent people. So terrible
Billythefishy
Maybe the driver had a strokeor died before the intersection?
wyatt8740
I appreciate that someone's trying to be sympathetic and fair. That said I think it's more likely he just was distracted texting.
PJVeddersGirl
Looks like the other cars were more seriously damaged too. Prick.
wyatt8740
force equals mass times acceleration.
The701
"I'm a good driver, so I don't need to wear a seat belt." Universe don't work that way.
ApexCactus
Damn, that car in the back catching fire almost immediately, one idiot ruined 6 cars in a blink.
somenerandom
And probably some lives. Seriously, idiot isn't even strong enough of a word
Thelibrarianchick
I hope everyone was okay, that was terrifying
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
7, including the one the van bumped into.
TheGooseMoose
That was a love tap
FreckleCharms
My mom was killed in a moment just like this and the fuckface that ran the red light walked away without a scratch. Universe can be a bitch.
Rhannock
Fucking pickup.
nyansayian
I’d like to take this opportunity to say that Roundabouts are pretty neat.
battlestargingerpubes
Euro here, spent three months living in the US and bought a car. Intersections are SCARY.
RunemasterP
We've got a roundabout at a shopping centre here. Nobody knows how to use them so it's pretty crazy.
uhhMurdok
Michigan uses roundabouts, we call em michigan lefts, same thing?
DaMotorBoater
Too right, lad
:D
blackrockfeather
One word...... dodge
wyatt8740
I wish more companies that weren't dodge still offered burnt orange as a car color though.
wyatt8740
We have a dodge Custom Royal Lancer from the 50s, but every modern Dodge attracts the worst kinds of people.
sofarfromheaven
The real disaster is that he couldn't finish his text.
wyatt8740
I wish more people drove manuals here (USA) where you have to have both hands occupied for city driving. The number of texters is appalling.
josgalla
Is it a Baby seat the thing that flown from the back of the pick up?
lafeye
worat part is that's the car who causes the accident..
lafeye
worst*
LiquidSunshine
It looks like a freaking baby stroller!! The possibility of a baby being in any of those vehicles makes hyperventilate
lafeye
worst part is that's the car who causes the accident.
HaveScotchWillTravel
lafeye
you're looking at the wrong spot, more to the left
3rdoption
Why TF does that car's hood immediately catch fire like that?!
Roshiro
Guess I'll catch fire, then!
[deleted]
[deleted]
Nickdigital
You won the correct answer award!
rylecx
have you never played GTA? Means it's going to explode in 3-5 seconds
TheMayorOfTittyCity
It's a feature
HansGrubersSuit
Cars have gasoline in them...duh
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
Probably hit the fuel line.
NapkinBob
Michael. Bay.
hibsta
Same cars from Just Cause, explode on impact
ArcTrooper501st
I'm no engineer but I suspect it may have something to do with the full size truck running over the engine compartment at high speed.
CVStp
Michael Bay was driving it
ruferto
you thought the movies were fake?
ElRadis
That car just saw too many movies
JealousCuckold87
I lol’d
BoltActionGearbox
ruptured fuel lines spraying all over a hot engine
gellynods
Well you see, we convert the energy potential of petro into realized mechanical through a process of combustion. The action happens up there
FlyFlyStarling
This is actually just a Sims screen grab
Kitten0Smuggler
This girl is on fiiiiirrreeeee! ????
emailatdotcom
Are you new? Do you not know how engine work?
AlmightyyCres
Fire happens inside the motor, broken motor + fuel/oil + spark from combustion from said motor = fire outside motor.
Updooter
It's a broken radiator. It's steam.
BarftheMawg
That's the flamiest fucking steam I have ever seen in my life! I think you are still looking at the Parks and Rec post before this one!
[deleted]
[deleted]
strongbeard9000
Both of you missed the older Taurus in the back. Look again. It catches fire and quickly.
StragoMagus
most likely a fuel line was punctured and gas splashed onto a hot part of the engine
Thunderchief1
Flames.
quillfreminenti
Pinto?
SQLdragon
fuel line ruptured and ignited by sparks or exhaust manifold
OrionRed
I'm wondering if it's fuel from the truck that went over it. Maybe ripped the gas tank.
BoobsAndGifs
In reality, the cooling system is in the front end there. Once the front was struck, it’s likely a hose or the radiator@was punctured. 1/
BoobsAndGifs
Once the coolant starts spraying from a hole or breach (as it’s under pressure), it hits the hot engine block causing immediate evap. 2/2
Moonprayer
Gas, Servo Oil, Brake Fluid... many things under there are flamable.
underunderpants
fuel + heat + o2 = fire
LooseyGooseyBrett
fuel + heat + o2 + chemical reaction = fire
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Myth. Cars actually run off black mahic
Kitten0Smuggler
Mahic is even more mysterious then magic....
TheRushToNothing
My mixtape was under there.
Mistruths
Ah, so the first track was "shameful suicide"?
DanteHicks79
hodorgoestomordor
The only answer
NameNotFoundException
Yeah, so why TF does that car's hood immediately catch fire like that?!
feckr
nice burn, unlike that guy's mixtape
CooCooCaChew
Actually, it looks like the guys mixtape is burning nicley
carrionstorm
Odds are its fwd which means a side mounted engine. The fuel rail that feeds the injectors is most likely on the fro t of the motor 1/2
carrionstorm
(Front*) which the truck ran over. Broke a fuel line which hit a hot part of the motor and ignited the fuel getting sprayed everywhere
RoboCoonie
Except the fire looks odd. Digitally added odd.
wyatt8740
genuine question from a wannabe gearhead: Are RWD cars any safer in frontal collisions like this? (I drive a volvo 244)
carrionstorm
Shits gonna go bad if your front end is run over like that no matter what. Straight mounted motor should have the fuel lines further from 1/
carrionstorm
The front though.
wyatt8740
alright. Yeah I was mainly concerned with fire.
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
Hope he has accident forgiveness with All-state
queenbrahms
I read this in the voice
kappymipple
take my upvote you beautiful bastard
PineconesAndGravy
Are YOU in good hands?
Metals4J
One accident will be forgiven. The other five? Not so much.
ensensu
Is each collision a separate accident?
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
ensensu
If they are, I count 7 hits.
Hardalor
I don't really see an accident here. I actually bugs me All-State uses that term, when most are called collisions.
thewokest
God damn thats just fucken funny! I literally laughed out loud
xj4low
Likely hot policy limits and people are left hoping they have insurance to cover themselves.
richardson1701
No, I think even All-state isn't forgiving this asshole.
KaJuN
In all seriousness, fuck that policy. Accidents are serious and shouldn't be treated like non-events.
Rosie2003
I'm pretty sure they wouldn't give this a pass.
KaJuN
This is an extreme example but the policy still enables carelessness. If you cause any accident you fully deserve to pay more for insurance.
bongles
You also shouldn't have your rates raised because someone else plowed through a red light.
KaJuN
Their insurance covers it, not yours.
SmurfEggs
That's why you make the claim with the other party's 8nsurance not yours
ThatQuietlySmirking
Well, he's certainly not going to get any accident forgiveness from at least five people I can see.
Enohpoxas
Can someone explain the joke? My friend doesn't get it.
UpvoteMe4goodluck
You are over thinking it
nobodyyy
Allstate car insurance has a feature where they don't raise your rates afher your first accident
MALLSECURITY
After the first not at fault accident, just like all insurance agencies.
zidar
Wait are you implying that the after the second "not at fault" accident they raise it? damn.
bongles
Yes, hell, if you told your insurance company you stepped on a piece of gum they would raise your rates.
MALLSECURITY
Yeah, they classify you as prone to accidents, even when not at fault you are in accident prone areas.
Arkaenan
It is in reference to the All State commercials
Enohpoxas
I have no idea what that is either. I shall assume it is some sort of silly American thing.
Metals4J
(1) All State insurance company. Their commercials advertise “accident forgiveness,” meaning your rates don’t increase after an accident.
Metals4J
(2) And their slogan is “You’re in good hands.” So at the end of the commercial the spokesperson asks, “Are you in good hands?”