Nov 7, 2017 2:03 PM
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COShepard
i read pruning branches as punches and though this was a really hardcore dude
TituzzzD
Yes.
goddessofgreen
Dogs are better friends than people
IfDakRaltersWeaponHadntMalfunctionedHedBeUnstoppable
DenimBeard
Love the axe guy, “Yeah, if the dog doesn’t move I’ve got a solution...”
RetirementNoirATaleOfPruneJuiceAndMurder
I'm glad the owner was okay because I wouldn't want the dog to be sad.
rureadyboots
The dog pushed him.
salessendmeasign7
Seeing things like this makes my day. Such a good boy !
Matzoballz
Lol so true
Kingstad
WHERE ARE ALL THE BRILLIANT JOKES ABOUT THE MANS NAME?
Truegodfather78
Please be careful he's had a ruff day.
wanjo
"hey... hey... when are you going to feed me? its like way past the time where I refuse dry dog food and beg for you lunch while you eat it"
haggi
We don't deserve dogs
SeeShark
We literally created them
AFelineMassofEyes
And we have to train them. You gotta earn your dog.
icodethingsthatcompute
Cracked his skull... minor injury and discharged same day... In other news, that's a good boy.
ItsThatOneAsshole
v damn @op you got me right in the feels with this one. Take my upvote
DanJonesKing
He cracked his skull on the pavement. Don't worry though, it's a minor injury...
redletterservices
They didn’t let Tony go with Jesus in the ambulance. Waaaaaaaaa!
ObliqueRay
Pfff... cats would do that too. Because you make a soft warm mattress, but still....
phuckingphuckphace
RayLynch
JESUS LIVES!
TuityFrooty
Classic “good boy” Tony. The newest meme.
ScaramouchScaramouch
jezzmund3323
His cat said "whatever, dude".
ItsaMeMaaario
Heckin' good boy
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
Are we just gonna ignore the guy casually standing there with an axe?
forreallyandfortrue
I absolutely would not make eye contact w/ him.
Alighierian
No. Make eye contact. Wave severed arm. Ask when the next meet is.
craze
We should try to be as good as dogs.
IlikeblueberrieswithcreamandpancakesSomechocolateaswell
Fluffs R cute & all It's true. Though if there's something I learned from when I was posted in Korea its that they taste fu**g delicious
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peaceloveandgraffiti
If we were, we'd probably achieve world peace.
cbale2000
Guess we'll just ignore the way competing packs of dogs treat each other in the wild...
dalexandru20
We won't succeed, animals are here to prove us what jerks we are with everything around us.
Mikeldi
This
akshayhighbury
You're a good boy craze.
TheHaloFollower
We are, just some more than others, and some less so
DreadCarcass
I meam thats awesome but i hope they didnt let him in, with all the equipment and small cracks theyre hard to clean and an unconscious 1/2
2/2 person cant tell you that theyre deathly allergic to dogs
butdontcallmeshirley
Minor injuries? Released later that day? That dog is SUUUUUCH a drama queen
texassnake5
Dogs only know Love, not capable of hate. We could learn a lot from them.
Threns
fucking eyeroll.
mumblethesilent
Chihuahuas are so full of hate, they shake all the time.
GuciGucci
90 percent hate, 10% tremble.
ford53
I mean there are a lot of aggressive dogs but they are a minority.
Geek13
You obviously haven't met the vacuum. Or the school bus. Or the bird that lands in the back yard. Or....
TheBestRussian
Or the mom and stroller passing by the front door. Or a squirrel on the front lawn. Or my animal hat with eyes and ears.
Jusmar
Just hugging aggressively...with its razor sharp teeth. https://cammy-marketing.s3.amazonaws.com/2016/05/1462423370/attack-dog.jpg
LTJJD
Everyone talking about how great dogs are (and they are), but all I could think was, ‘who calls their dog tony?’
QueenAmy
Yes! And was it a boy or girl? I mean, they're all good boys but...
TheDogCollector
I know a lady who calls her dog George Clooney
KnowmSaying
?
QueenScales
I have a Carter, an Oscar, a Tyson, a Harvey, Martha Sue, and a Gus, and we used to have a Lucy. I also have a Puppy and a Bean
Why not? My Golden Retriever's name is Sammy
Kiore
Jesus does
hwatL4bloopy
my dog is named velma. Her siblings are Jason and Judith
drewcrosby
He's called Tony because he's grrrreat.
WouldIHaveSexWithIt
It's a pretty common name in Argentina. Specially for a dog.
FedoraWearingDragon
Well ive never heard it
TheWinterTitan
Daithi De Nogla
hairynipplesruletheworld
We call our cat Bob. Bob the Bastard.
chloramphenicolderivative
A cat named bob you say? I've heard that before https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sPZ6RiJ9msI/hqdefault.jpg
optimusgoose
I love human names for animals, it's hilarious. My cat's name is Gary.
sisilencio
My snake is named Doug
ShaZam1269
I had a snail named Gary.
miket953
Family guy reference?
BigFatUglyBugFaceBabyEatingOBrian
My pups name is Stanley :)
When I get a dog I plan to name it Stanley! Mainly so I can call its name the way Randy calls Stan from South park.
IHateBeingBipolarItsAwesome
Maybe Iron Man fans?
StanleyStragelove
Yep. My brother named his Tony Bark
Ooolovelyjubbly
That's amazing.
COShepard
i read pruning branches as punches and though this was a really hardcore dude
TituzzzD
Yes.
goddessofgreen
Dogs are better friends than people
IfDakRaltersWeaponHadntMalfunctionedHedBeUnstoppable
DenimBeard
Love the axe guy, “Yeah, if the dog doesn’t move I’ve got a solution...”
RetirementNoirATaleOfPruneJuiceAndMurder
I'm glad the owner was okay because I wouldn't want the dog to be sad.
rureadyboots
The dog pushed him.
salessendmeasign7
Seeing things like this makes my day. Such a good boy !
Matzoballz
Lol so true
Kingstad
WHERE ARE ALL THE BRILLIANT JOKES ABOUT THE MANS NAME?
Truegodfather78
Please be careful he's had a ruff day.
wanjo
"hey... hey... when are you going to feed me? its like way past the time where I refuse dry dog food and beg for you lunch while you eat it"
haggi
We don't deserve dogs
SeeShark
We literally created them
AFelineMassofEyes
And we have to train them. You gotta earn your dog.
icodethingsthatcompute
Cracked his skull... minor injury and discharged same day... In other news, that's a good boy.
ItsThatOneAsshole
DanJonesKing
He cracked his skull on the pavement. Don't worry though, it's a minor injury...
redletterservices
They didn’t let Tony go with Jesus in the ambulance. Waaaaaaaaa!
ObliqueRay
Pfff... cats would do that too. Because you make a soft warm mattress, but still....
phuckingphuckphace
We don't deserve dogs
RayLynch
JESUS LIVES!
TuityFrooty
Classic “good boy” Tony. The newest meme.
ScaramouchScaramouch
jezzmund3323
His cat said "whatever, dude".
ItsaMeMaaario
Heckin' good boy
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
Are we just gonna ignore the guy casually standing there with an axe?
forreallyandfortrue
I absolutely would not make eye contact w/ him.
Alighierian
No. Make eye contact. Wave severed arm. Ask when the next meet is.
craze
We should try to be as good as dogs.
IlikeblueberrieswithcreamandpancakesSomechocolateaswell
Fluffs R cute & all It's true. Though if there's something I learned from when I was posted in Korea its that they taste fu**g delicious
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[deleted]
peaceloveandgraffiti
If we were, we'd probably achieve world peace.
cbale2000
Guess we'll just ignore the way competing packs of dogs treat each other in the wild...
dalexandru20
We won't succeed, animals are here to prove us what jerks we are with everything around us.
Mikeldi
This
akshayhighbury
You're a good boy craze.
TheHaloFollower
We are, just some more than others, and some less so
DreadCarcass
I meam thats awesome but i hope they didnt let him in, with all the equipment and small cracks theyre hard to clean and an unconscious 1/2
DreadCarcass
2/2 person cant tell you that theyre deathly allergic to dogs
butdontcallmeshirley
Minor injuries? Released later that day? That dog is SUUUUUCH a drama queen
texassnake5
Dogs only know Love, not capable of hate. We could learn a lot from them.
Threns
fucking eyeroll.
mumblethesilent
Chihuahuas are so full of hate, they shake all the time.
GuciGucci
90 percent hate, 10% tremble.
ford53
I mean there are a lot of aggressive dogs but they are a minority.
Geek13
You obviously haven't met the vacuum. Or the school bus. Or the bird that lands in the back yard. Or....
TheBestRussian
Or the mom and stroller passing by the front door. Or a squirrel on the front lawn. Or my animal hat with eyes and ears.
Jusmar
Just hugging aggressively...with its razor sharp teeth. https://cammy-marketing.s3.amazonaws.com/2016/05/1462423370/attack-dog.jpg
LTJJD
Everyone talking about how great dogs are (and they are), but all I could think was, ‘who calls their dog tony?’
QueenAmy
Yes! And was it a boy or girl? I mean, they're all good boys but...
TheDogCollector
I know a lady who calls her dog George Clooney
KnowmSaying
?
QueenScales
I have a Carter, an Oscar, a Tyson, a Harvey, Martha Sue, and a Gus, and we used to have a Lucy. I also have a Puppy and a Bean
TheDogCollector
Why not? My Golden Retriever's name is Sammy
Kiore
Jesus does
hwatL4bloopy
my dog is named velma. Her siblings are Jason and Judith
drewcrosby
He's called Tony because he's grrrreat.
WouldIHaveSexWithIt
It's a pretty common name in Argentina. Specially for a dog.
FedoraWearingDragon
Well ive never heard it
TheWinterTitan
Daithi De Nogla
hairynipplesruletheworld
We call our cat Bob. Bob the Bastard.
chloramphenicolderivative
A cat named bob you say? I've heard that before https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sPZ6RiJ9msI/hqdefault.jpg
optimusgoose
I love human names for animals, it's hilarious. My cat's name is Gary.
sisilencio
My snake is named Doug
ShaZam1269
I had a snail named Gary.
miket953
Family guy reference?
BigFatUglyBugFaceBabyEatingOBrian
My pups name is Stanley :)
optimusgoose
When I get a dog I plan to name it Stanley! Mainly so I can call its name the way Randy calls Stan from South park.
IHateBeingBipolarItsAwesome
Maybe Iron Man fans?
StanleyStragelove
Yep. My brother named his Tony Bark
Ooolovelyjubbly
That's amazing.