Pornhub wins April fools

Apr 1, 2018 5:28 AM

Khronotron

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This is hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Goat pornsite

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hörnhub

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit yea, that's a Gramophone I'd Like to Fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found out the hard way...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brassers

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't wait to see me some good blowjob videos...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jazz music starts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honk me like one of your French horns*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i wanted to poat this but my phone wouldn't let me take a screenshot in incognito mode and i didn't want to risk going out in the open lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best one is the Epic Sax Guy parody.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have been Bourne hub

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gilf????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's some old mustache man blowing a trumpet. I laughed and laughed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last year's was better

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Steam is selling only lego games for their spring sale.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer CornHub

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waiting for the Newbornhub

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I noticed that tonight...I mean heard about it...from someone else.

8 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Last year's Cornhub was pretty great too

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

What do you figure they'll do next year? I'm hoping for Mornhub:

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

gotta get me some of that fine Tijuana Brass

8 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 0

"There was a little horny flea/a porn star he thought he'd be…"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont forget a side of Al Hirt! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqwIpH6phJs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*sigh* *uptempos*

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pornhub shows what happens when you don’t have a corporate image to uphold so you can do whatever the fuck you want

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Thats their thing lol.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"whatever the fuck you want" is literally what they provide.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No, it's "whatever I want to fuck"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worst thing to find out when your feeling horny

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Last year was CornHub. This year is HornHub. I'm guessing next year is BornHub.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

MournHub: For those who just need 1 more stiff one..

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

BjörnHub. Vikings fans rejoice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Followed by Tornhub: Next time go with the C Section

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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A.D.I.D.A.S.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or khornehub

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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That’s what I came to post! Damn!

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8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

I would actually try this, as a girl I think the vibrations would be magical

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

D....dot

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Rusty trombone?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

French whoren

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Rule 34 confirmed.

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Y thou

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anal bum cover

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

never thought this picture might be relevant

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fake. There's no mouthpiece. Will be massively sharp.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is he exhaling or inhaling?

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 4

Yes

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you've ever played a brass instrument, you wouldn't even contemplate inhaling. Legit minging

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Why? Is it like full of rusty moisture?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

It's like sucking off a car exhaust

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The cheeks say inhaling, but I only played trumpet and unfortunately never went to band camp.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So many questions

8 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 2

Really?, I think it's fairly self explanatory

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just one for me. Where do I sign up?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I just have One...... Why?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But this only validates another question: Why not?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Touchè

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't know @ElbowDeepInaHorse published any of their work!

8 years ago | Likes 221 Dislikes 4

To be fair, that is a unicorn.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He has a very thematic post history.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm honoured, and a little creepers out.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

EVEN YOUR FAVOURITES THO.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's all horses all of the time here at 99.5 WHRS now stay tuned for DJ P0N3's "Bucking Mad!"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

At some point that guy crossed from "haha funny joke" to "no seriously I wanna bang actual horses all the time", little weird.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 4

Isnt it a girl?

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

To be fair, he does supposedly bang horses all the time.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 10

I'm paid to get horses to bang each other. ;)

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

He caught a disease known as "bronieisim" there is no cure

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 12

She's a professional horse breeder, literally gets payed to watch horses fuck. I'd say she's doing good for herself, eh @ElbowDeepInAHorse ?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh, it's wonderful.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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Couldn't wait to use that gif huh

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's a good gif, Bront

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