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Ace Ventura got re-hired as a Fed-Ex delivery person
It's for the wife so I don't know if anything in it was breakable. Will find out tonight.
Edit: Sent this to the wife, she is not happy and is sending this to a supervisor.
zenoshogun
'A supervisor'?
LittleLadyChaos
You think that's bad? I work with FedEx Ground, the boxes go through worse to get loaded onto the trucks
uscg1986
you can see 15' slide and bounce marks from where the mail people chuck the boxes across my front porch haha
MotherOod6
Twice FedEx delivered a package to my house, having the correct house number, but totally wrong street. Twice!
UnicornSprinkles
Sponsored Content.
SmoothDukeMacklin
casperdaghost
Was a box full of bubble wrap.................
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
To be fair.. I would also be tired if I had to walk up/down that stairs so many times. I mean, he's on 16th or so now and is still going.
mondomar
That is probably the least jostled that package received.
ElioNope
This is why I tell all my staff "Wrap it like it's gonna be kicked to the destination. It just might."
Fauxtool
this already happened 20 times before he even touched it. Pack your items safely and use insurance
Cereaza
Those last two steps are the hardest.
BlackMask686
Trust me it is worse in the hub.
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
this is what I was wondering. I imagine the handling part being much more destructive than the delivery. I always hope not though
TheRiffTheRaff
I should get one of these. Some idiot from Canada Post dropped off a package to a neighbor at the other end of street, and mine to them (1/2
TheRiffTheRaff
If my gf hadn't walked to the end of the street to deliver their mail, I might have lost my $100 pkg they left sitting on their lawn. (2/2
Kensshinydetachablecockpiece
STIIIIIIIIRIKE!
Hargy89
Ace Ventura would be so proud! https://imgur.com/iYoURrd
Edrickx
OMG it says Tone Loc. What's in the box? What's in the box?
TheRogueGentlemanGamer
One of my favorite scenes, about pissed myself laughing the first time I saw it.
SlowClapLikeYouMeanIt
Tbf thats a fairly good throw!
RandomGuy100000111111100
He must have practised a lot.
bad52292
What confidence! I'd be so nervous as a deliveryman, second and triple guessing myself that I'd gotten the right address. This guy
bad52292
2/2) is just fucking no-look passing that shit.
TheIrishMisfit
Breakable or not, that's not appropriate...
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
This happens all the time during sorts. They only care when something gets broken.
NoDakGirl
I've gotten live reptiles through FedEx...this is scary to see...
Cantelopes
FedEx always puts “package delivered!” when I track it but when I check, it’s not there. So maybe they’re THROWING it in another yard??
LadyWidebottom
hadadrumstickandmybrainisstillstuck
There it is
melovecoffee
The Fed Ex/UPS guy kept throwing my Blue Apron box onto our doorstep and has broken eggs, containers, and the ice gel packs on the bottom.
melovecoffee
Our door is literally the first one next to the staircase so I’m not sure who pissed in his Cheerios ...
GrizzIyAdamsDidHaveABeard
OrchidCelestialEyes
Please tell me you reported this to them
strugglesnuggler
Don't forget if they don't respond post it on facebook and twitter too
Geo80
And Imgur... oh wait.
ididntgetit
I understand this view and what the guy did was really shitty. However you're only gonna make a low pay employees day worse since it's not 1
ididntgetit
really the owners who get the shit. It's the employee who has to apologize for this douchebag's behaviour.
SweetClementine
Wait, what?
Prudencethecat
Its arguing that it’ll make it hard for the phone operator they call to report and therefore nothing should be done (which is stupid)
brovira
Oh I will.
sharK11
In all seriousness you can send this video to fedex and request a bunch of free shit and if they don't deliver then you'll
DeathOfAStrawberry
Can we expect update (s)?
sleekstar
Yes please post an update!
mjamrock
Oh you better. Lol wife expects it. The worst project manager lol
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
Tell them there was something extremely expensive and fragile in there and they tely ruined it, even if none of that applies. GET THEM FIRED
waitbutactually
What was in the box?
Schmuck4hire
Update.
blacktide12
signed for update
jonanimal
Fedex got blown up from something like this a few years ago. There's a vid of a driver throwing a laptop box. They take it VERY seriously
gawdzilla
They take getting caught in public seriously.
Slapthefatcat
I had a package that was completely broken, like it was kicked in. Luckily, it was fabric, so it wasn't damaged, but that was beside the 1/
Slapthefatcat
point. It was obviously mishandled. FedEx said they couldn't do anything for me because the item itself was not damaged. Yet I got a 2/
Slapthefatcat
$20 credit from the company for it. (I specifically told them that I was just informing them for reference and knew it was FedEx's fault).
LurkingTrout
Yeah that guy is fucked
justacap
Label side up, though.
HsuDoNihm
Time to quit FedEx and play craps.
MahoneyS
He has been practicing for a while. True package delivery veteran.
LincolnSiixEcho
It's reversed and he has super powers
Caspooky
So he's a thief!
loungeking1
What a dickhole
AceVanquish
I think it's a camera but if you really think it will fit, I won't stop you.
Raven2785
As a man who self-identifies as a man, I find this insulting to my dickhole and I demand an apology or you're a dick racists.
Sauroctonus
I dunno. Sometimes you think you're done, you put it away, step out of the bathroom and suddenly... Dribble. Fuck you, dickhole.
TheUrbanShaman
actually, if you package things right, they should be able to take this no problem. There's worse bumps on their conveyor belts I'm sure.
NipplesTheEnchiIada
Still...
InfocalypseRising
That's not really the point. This fuckstick could've just walked three more steps like a human being.
TheUrbanShaman
over the course of a workday it adds up. i see your point, but there's no need to curse. those conveyor belts do far worse, though. fact.
Reyn187h
Over the course of a workday, I like the way you put that. Almost as if it’s their job that they have and need to do properly.
AvatarTommyBee
Though the comments of The Urban Shaman are going down in a blaze, Shaman keeps the posture.
tarataqa
+1 Shaman is in the right. UPS at Christmas time is insanely busy. Working before sunrise and then after dark. My hat's off to them.
TheUrbanShaman
This is why when you pack things for shipping, pretend your doing one of those egg drops from middle school science class.
altearithe
Once bought a bonsai pot from a woman who thought packages never get tossed around and didn't need any form of padding. I got pot shards.
Equinox13
A guy at the post office told me to pack like it's going through a nuclear war. I listened. Never had something I sent arrive not intact.
nameisunavailable
I ordered a pc case from amazon, when it arrived the case box was inside a larger box with TWO of those tiny air bags. Both exploded.
RedSheikah
That is lazy packing. I used to work at Amazon in packing. I packed for a while, then moved to a position where I opened things people
RedSheikah
just packed. I'd make people redo things all the time. You're supposed to fill with bubbles. But the computer tells us what Box to use 2
RedSheikah
If they used a larger box just to be able to use more bubbles, it could stop the whole line and/or change the shipping cost
EV0O
As a Fedex driver myself fuck that guy he’s lazy and needs to be fired
z3r0n3gr0
As a FedEx wannabe please give me his job
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Alavar
It's Fedex. Don't the drives get paid based on how many packages they delivered?
ImmortalAzrael
You mean it wouldn't have killed him to take a few extra steps? I was worried for his health.
lazerbeer
As a former package handler,lol, much much worse happens in shipping.
hsindi91
Only a few more steps and he could have kept his job
Fengoj
Tell my FedEx guy to stop.giving my stuff to.my neighbor.
CaptVito
My local fed ex guy is a champ, guy runs every second of his route even with a foot injury.
shanikwa
He already did the hard part of the stairs! What's a few flat steps
Volcanuz
But he has to save 5 extra seconds..
assahola
I used to load two or more trucks for FedEx Ground. I’ve seen way worse shit come down those belts.
EV0O
So you understand the hardships of how ice drivers are at the mercy of the package handlers
SalsaBeard
@EV0O, I have a question. UPS tends to take my packages to my leasing office, and FedEx tends to drop at my door. Is this policy or driver?
EV0O
Well it depends on the driver really I can’t speak for UPS but personally if I have access to the front door it goes there
brohamsammich
I drive for FedEx. It’s driver preference. I don’t leave anything at security doors, but if I can get to your door, I’ll leave it there.
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
As a non FedEx driver duck that guy he’s lazy and needs to be fired
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
Ya I said duck
CptRobotNinja
In his defense she does seem to have ordered a lot of boxes...
Spidey209
Even if she did, it means mo money for everyone. Should be happier, not douchier
sm531
Those...are plants and plant stands/columns, not boxes
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
i think he's talking about the repeating gif...
CptRobotNinja
I knew I could count on Fiftyshadesoftwat to get it
ISaidSarcastically
@op please update us after you fuck that guy
ThisUsernameIsAlreadyTakenByMe
itsthesneak
TheArkhamAsylumAccountsPayableClerk
theyallcallmefeebz
I do love a good “how I lost my virginity” story.
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
He's going on DRY!
GuyInTheBack
Bite the pillow!
PapaStromboli
HE DOESN'T DESERVE LUBE
lncorrectGrammerNazi
He hasn't earned it.
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
Sandpaper condom time.
ChaneDawg
Fuck him good
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Tornadotaco
Do you feel pressured to make deliveries more quickly than is safe or appropriate?
EV0O
To be perfectly honest I do some breakfast stuff but I never in danger my customers packages or the lives of people around
justacap
Hahaha. Of course they do. Every delivery person, ever. That's where the money is.
MrDamige
Drive safely as a delivery driver: "you suck at this". Drive safely for Uber: "You're such a good driver!". Guess which I chose.
justacap
How's that pension, medical plan, sick pay, vacation, and guaranteed hours doing for you?
Ivain
Jobs like that are actually getting kinda rare. Usually it's a temporary contract for a few years at low salary, which MIGHT be refreshed.
MrDamige
Stuff I didn't get as a delivery driver? They'd be nice.
YourDepression
We are paid by the hour but if our deliveries aren't within a certain time we will be pulled off driving and sent back to the warehouse
Rengs
here in germany delivery driver have to get a signature from the person reciving the package. doesn't this rule exist where you live?
Tatelina
Here in Australia some things you buy online ONLY come with this option..which I hate, bcause u get a card to then go collect from postoffce
OnlyBegottenDaughter
it's an option you have to pay extra AND be home for. with our busy american lives, who is home to receive deliveries during the work day?
Rengs
they also give it you neighbors or put it in a place you told them. Or brit it to a "packstation" ( imgur.com/a/pWLc2 ). 1/2
hammersquirrel
It's an optional service
retrometro
Yeah but he's efficient
LurkingTrout
Not very efficient to have non repeat customers who call about shitty service
retrometro
Yeah but if there wasn't a camera and as long as nothing broke it would have been more efficient
Wellfuckthis
Where i work theres a shitbag usps sub who sometime drops off mail when the main girl is off. The asshole doesn't even bother coming 1/3
Wellfuckthis
Inside for outgoing mail, when dropping packages off he just leaves them outside on top of our mailbox no matter how valuable it is, and 2/3
Wellfuckthis
Even marks it undeliverable if he doesn't want to walk to the door which is less than 15 feet from the street side. He has a shit 3/4
Wellfuckthis
Attitude and has this go fuck yourself vibe. Nobody on the whole block likes him. Some people should not be protected by a union... 4/4