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Feb 4, 2019 12:48 PM
TheBloodyLady
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Smokestoryteller
Repost without credit to the original artist, have my downvote
Hiromagi
He knows what he likes.
xmalakian
Is that the apprentice from ogalf?
Zahnradfee
No.
Dienekes
Our party's tiefling has gotten much closer with my Paladin since they started adventuring together... for warmth of course.
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
Well, it appears consensual
GBMaker
@LaughingSouls
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TagDragon
Successfully tagged 83 users.
syntheticgod8
Me is half-orc. Father was orc. Mother orc too. Two orc halves make one whole me. So me is half-orc.
mikeatike
Half human, half elf, and half orc.
Geo80
That's not how fractions work.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Quarter Elf, Half Orc, Quarter not elf.
dontmindmejustastrangerinastrangeland
More like half human, half orc-elf
ReverseTrapTsukasa
1/Human was not mentioned. The mentioned father was a half-elf. Could have been a half elf-half half demon folk/beast fold/dwarf/non-human.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
2/ Only his Elf heritage is clear. So mother contributes half information his information becomes halved. 1/2 Orc, 1/4 Elf, & 1/4 not elf.
get0ffmylawn
GodEmperorOfImgur
Aw, c'mon the actual artist posted this like just a few days ago, at least credit the creator.
type1dave
Original post with higher quality pic: https://shadowrunrp.tumblr.com/post/182426765501/since-people-keep-asking-about-vamiiras
shroombab
tumblr...that means no lewds?
GoddamnitMisterNoodle
Doing God's work.
BautaStein
If you are interested in that kind of thing search "make love not waaaagh" thank me later you dirty person you
SomewhatHawkward
Yo, isn't this @microkumo's work?
MXMach
Thanks for the sauce.
SomewhatHawkward
No big. I'd rather the OP get the attention. Their art is pretty neat.
JohanWyss
I need sum sauce
IronKaren
Dot
TheSandtrooper
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C141Clay
I think that was the line he used. It worked.
MrDamige
A very ballsy half elf might have some for you.
OverLordAtlas
I believe @microkumo is the artist, they’ve posted it before.
c00lbeans69
Doing damn fine work there
Idfaptothat
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Tanshift
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RelykTerrah
Thanks
Fedotia
Just got removed from his profile.
Cortezdelanoche
Awesome sauce
JohanWyss
Thanks
microkumo
Yep.
hatsuseno
Very nice. For some reason, I'm getting Dominic Deegan kinda vibe.
Possboi
So you have any other platforms that you post to that I could share with others?
microkumo
I'm MicroKumo on twitter, tumblr, instagram (not used), on DA, and on here. But for my tabletop related art I post on shadowrunrp on tumblr.
davebeastly
Previous posts mention tumblr
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
That's hot.
Evenmorehorrifying
OH FUCK YEAH
odanobunaga89
Neat. Keep em coming.
maliboom
I love ha.
DoughnutJimmy
This fits Therkla's situtation very well, apart from the fact her father was human not elven
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Official DND couple:
Zahnradfee
Who are thy?
RedHawkeDown
Found it - https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Dungeons-Dragons-2010/Issue-3?id=49737
Zahnradfee
Ah, that explains it.
Zahnradfee
*they
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Ok, minutes later but still:
RupertR
sauce?
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Dungeons and Dragons comic
RedHawkeDown
Found it - https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Dungeons-Dragons-2010/Issue-3?id=49737
RedHawkeDown
Where is that from?
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Dungeons and Dragons comic
RedHawkeDown
..I was hoping you could tell me which one
RedHawkeDown
Never mind I found it
Possboi
Time to Skyrim
AlphaQueueBeta
Carnwenhau
So she's 50% orc, 25% elf, and 25% human? Works for me.
blackguard89
I mean look, I'm not saying it's just a fetish okay? I just like well built women....like a tank. They need TLC too.
Braytac
I like my woman build like a tank, high mobility (nice legs) well armoured (thick) and heavily armed! (T&A)
Azothan
I too look at statuesque women and think... I'm gonna climb that
ToxicMolluscinity
Fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go 'round. - Freddy Mercury
whitepine71
The struggle is real for tank women. We just scare people except other tanks or people who like tank women. Has some benefits though. (1)
whitepine71
Used to be called jolly green giant and I'd cry about it. Now use it to my advantage. Sexual assault?! Not today MF. (2)
Braytac
so, you are single?
blackguard89
True that. Also another benefit is for the guy, as you can say "YEAH WELL MY GIRLFRIEND CAN BEAT UP YOUR GIRLFRIEND...AND YOU! AND EVERYONE"
KichiUK
https://mangarock.com/manga/mrs-serie-100207220 you might like this
blackguard89
Ohtheres more issues of this? I saw it a while back but had just 1 issue
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blackguard89
Yes...Tho I feel one day I will end up in just a plain abusive relationship and I'll just be the punching bacg
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blackguard89
Hahaaaa, not with the way I've been raised. Neer hit a woman I was taught. So yeah...
Turdsandwich10
So she can tank huge loads, ami rite
Turdsandwich10
Eldricht blast
Zahnradfee
TLC is a television channel. Is that what you mean, or does it stand for something else here?
vitorsly
Tables, Ladders and Chairs, only on the WWE Network
CapnBlakashii
Tender Loving Care
Zahnradfee
That makes sense.
epicosity
Half orc quarter elf quarter human. New race
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Human was not mentioned. The father could have been a combination of of half elf and half combination of demon/beast/demi-human/monster.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Instead of quarter human just label as quarter non-elf since it is guaranteed it isn't elf.
Sionas
That elf got game
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I’d do him
Cranbananarama
And a crushed pelvis.
milostop
My last bard played heavy metal bagpipes into our first encounter. I learned later we were meant to sneak in. Blew it with a sick cover
milostop
of the OG Power Rangers theme. Also ended up kidnapping a kobold to train as my stagehand.
Noob3rts
If your mother is an Orc and your father is a Half-Elf, what does that make her? Orc? Half-Elf? Half-Orc, Half-Elf, Half-Something Else?
Klaaism
A Helf-Orc
Adderkleet
DM decides, but I'd say "standard" half-orc with some elf appearances and needs a little less sleep.
Geo80
50% Orc, 25% Elf, 25% Human.
Icecreaman
Half orc, quarter elf, quarter... Human?
lawlphailure
1/2 Orc, If by D&D standards, 1/4 Human, 1/4 elf.
natabus
Maybe Orcishness is like Judaism. You're an Orc as long as your MOM was an Orc.
Zahnradfee
Sounds legit.
yamigenesis
But.. Aren't Orcs also Half elf?
Icecreaman
Depends on the fantasy setting, sometimes similar ancestors sometimes totally random.
Cortezdelanoche
She's got a little elf in her...
yamigenesis
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Starfox4
asking the real questions...
SuscriptorJusticiero
In the Elder Scrolls games, orcs are 100% elf.
ImNotAnOrange
depends, tolkien orcs are corrupted elves, asian fiction has them as pig like humanoids, blizzard's orcs and elves are from different worlds
Conser1
Actually, there's multiple origins for them in the Tolkeinverse: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orc_(Middle-earth)#The_origin_of_Orcs
ImNotAnOrange
i wanted multiple examples and only had 140 characters
CocktailGaming
In the Tolkienverse they're descended from elves, in DnD not sure.
Conser1
Actually, there's multiple origins for them in the Tolkeinverse: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orc_(Middle-earth)#The_origin_of_Orcs
CocktailGaming
Well yeah but simplified: 1)Take Elves 2)Have Satan fuckem up 3)???? 4)Profit
dwude
Half orc elvish snu snu, this would be like a super fantasy
DickDastardly404
In original D&D lore it was heavily implied that almost all half orcs were products of rape by roving orc warbands, so when we made my 1/2
DickDastardly404
Brother’s character, we flipped the script and made his dad an ancient elvish degenerate who toured the planet looking for new and 1.5/2
DickDastardly404
Exotic creatures to fuck, because 10000 years fucking willowy elvish maidens face-to-face four times a month gets very fucking old. 2/2
TheMostUnexpectedUsername
That's fantastic.
dwude
10000 years to fuck around? That's a good problem to have, a problem i dont mind having ;D