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Sep 23, 2026 1:28 AM
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SOLARvsFACISM
All this time I thought Trump was a misogynist, but it turns out he's just a huge fan of the original SNL weekend update Point Counterpoint sketch. "Shut up Piggy" is exactly the kind of thing Dan Akroyd would say to Jane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYRVUqNHD9U
Endocrom
All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo, but one particular vermin Morbo will not be reporting on.
laurapede83
Loved Ted Baxter and Rosanna Rosanna Danna!
CelestialSea
#7 It's spelled pedo, not dope.
criggie
I am hearing the first three as I read them.... awesome !
Cranbananarama
Any word on Pamela Finklestein joining them?
johnvilnis
Trump will be upset at these media outlets not covering him daily.
RedWingedBlackbirds
Tell him to get in line - I've been upset every day he's been in office.
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
Mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent of The Daily Planet will personally do something about the orange blob as soon as he returns from whichever small errand he just remembered he had to do . . . stay tuned!
HerrKaa555
Radio got in on it as well - good night and good luck, y'all!
SecretAgentSuperBooger
CptJohnYossarian
@OP you ignorant slut
whoatherebigfella
RenaissanceFaireMan
RobLA13
Yeah but what about Guy Smiley.
akmck
Yeah- and Les Nessman?
IllinoisEnemaBandit2
Uhhhh. Kermit is a muppet.
eion85
Will McAvoy and Atlantis Cable News will not be participating in the White House press pool.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZXdyNnFoNzRzdmRvb3R1b3ZpM2t3aXNzenAyYW9xZTZzb283MW54NSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9UZZmHtF1b2TURLlab/200w.webp
MechKelly
Good evening.
oneduringwanderer
I miss that show
MechKelly
Same. But I'm glad it ended how it did and they didn't try to stretch another season or two out of it.
hayeszc84
Came down here to find/post this. The news needs more Will McAvoy.
oldguyexlurker
Every-day people are worried about AI taking their jobs, but can we get a little sympathy for the Onion and Al Qaeda. That fuckin moron has made both of those organizations obsolete.
SpeakerToLampposts
Nah, the Onion is still killing it.
shameofslate
My theory is, he’s trying to say two different things here:
• The Onion is obsolete because they can’t make up any headline crazier than what Trump is already doing in real life, and…
• Al-Qaeda is now obsolete because Trump is already destroying America all by himself
oldguyexlurker
Yep.
Moguntia
Lots of sympathy and respect for the Onion, but Al Qaeda? Are you talking about the terrorist group or did you mean Al Jazeera? Or is there another Al Qaeda I don't no Jake about?
Blastedoise
I think he meant bc chump is destroying the country so effectively, he’s putting the terrorists out of work
oldguyexlurker
Precisely.
geekyfarmer
So what would happen if they all quit reporting from the White House and just started reporting verifiable facts from other sources. Just leave him and his chorus out of the process?
AtaSeaParks
their funding billionaires would get big mad.
whoatherebigfella
SavageDrums
They would all get fired by the billionaires who don't want verifiable facts in their "news"
darthstormer
A toddler-like meltdown. Already happened when he discovered, to his horror, CNN is still reporting on his goings-on, even if they're banned from the Whitehouse itself.
hogeyegrex
Did he think they’d just shut down?
eion85
He thought if they were banned from the White House it meant they'd never be able to ask him a question again. He didn't seem to know that other organizations can invite the press to events he's at like the UN General Assembly.
Shocking I know that Trump didn't know this.
talomox14
The way he responded to Kaitlin Collins, yeah it seems like he was thinking they just would move into talking about other stuff and not talk about him at all.
Cranbananarama
Probably. "Wait, you guys exist places other than my house?"
MADhouse64
Like seeing your teacher at the grocery store