Oh how coo... NOPE! It's a trap. That is how you die.

May 9, 2016 4:35 AM

Qaetan

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If Microsoft has taught me anything, it's to never trust windows, no matter how stable it may appear.

Downstairs neighbor just happens to have curtains obscuring his upskirt line of sight.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you don't have the top floor, you're going to get peed on.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great, so it's a balcony that you can't use when either the heat or the AC is on. But it's great for like 2 weeks in spring and fall!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cool concept, but never, EVER that far up! NO NO NO!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else ever get the urge just to throw themselves off stuff? Like, not suicide (though it ultimately would be!), but just the odd urge.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It called the accident waiting to happen

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some times i wonder what it would be like to be rich.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay footprints on the window!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And now girls cannot wear skirts. Woo architecture.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then a kid jumps up and down on it for fun while you're standing on it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And what happens when it inevitably fails open during a storm? "I always wanted an indoor swimming pool."

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for description

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Admit it. All of you would sit down and slide down on the inside back into the room as it move to the closed position... ;L) Weeeeee!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh hell no. Nope nope nope nope nope

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But why? I mean.. why not just regula balcony? You cant't even put stuff on ist, like plants or a table or something..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No wonder it's CGI, they couldn't find anyone dumb enough to actually stand outside on it.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You would be amazed how many dumb people you could find who are willing to stand outside. You only need money.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even years later. Nope. That's a glass coffin.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I Don't understand why this is better than just having a balcony with sliding doors or something.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yeah the bugs would all get in, no?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Umm that fresh city pollution.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Mmm

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

PS: I love Your work. I mean "free will" was a little much, but the concept of sex is absolutely hilarious. Thank You for that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Queefs are my favorite

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ok but I can't stand highrise windows at all to begin with, let alone a glass floor. I know how to get rid of the fear but its not worth it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

id have to go up to one and lean against the glass for a few min, staring out into the abyss to prove to myself im not falling. ill pass

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Da dum, uh... crash.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't the wind be cranberry fucknuts that high up?

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

And they're doing that while their friend's trying to give a piano recital. Way to go, guys.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What?! I cant hear you! Speak up!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

WOULDN'T THE WIND BE CRANBERRY FUCKNUTS THAT HIGH UP !!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHAT?? SNOTZBERRIES ARE NOT FUCHSIA!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How long before the first reports of people peeing out the windows come raining in?

10 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

It'll probably happen on the very first one installed by the people installing it.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Get it, raining in?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I'd settle for an office window that opened.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Id settle for a window

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not only no, but fuck no.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Don't forget nope to the nope nope

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

id be cool with it if it were made with like super thick acrylic or glass. like some sea world aquarium grade shit, ya know?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's cool, but I'd prefer if the bottom pane was actually like steel or something. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're going to use it as a balcony mainly you don't really need floor to ceiling windows everywhere.2/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CEO of Bloomframe windows dies after falling through his personal window balcony.

10 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 1

sounds like 47 is back on the job

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After yelling, "look! I can even jump up and down on it!"

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Maybe if it were like, 4 feet above the ground, maybe.

10 years ago | Likes 481 Dislikes 1

M A Y B E

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol exactly

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I would open it but I would NEVER stand on it. No matter how far off the ground.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unless, when it opened, it was literally on the ground.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't there be quite a wind at that height?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

meaning on a skyscraper... not four feet.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could see this on the second story, but I don't know how I feel about standing on plate glass. That shit can shear you in half!

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't worry about being cut by glass at that point lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Second story drop isn't too bad. at most you'd twist your ankle.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would waste so much windex cleaning that shit up after every time I step out

10 years ago | Likes 200 Dislikes 0

Or you could wear socks..

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

That's the same as asking me to wear socks on wooden stairs, I'll die if it's a balcony

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can get non slip tho.. Or just straight up nothing. You don't have to wear shoes on it fam

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you could afford living in a place like that you could probably afford a cleaning person to do that for you.

10 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

Nooooo, YOU buy!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slaves can be surprisingly cheap!

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

Why not have a permanent balcony?

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Because architecture, man!

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Cause neither the owner nor the architect would allow you to cripple the pristine appearance of this building by a bunch of balconies.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It actually has more to do with structural integrity. At that hight, a strong wind catching on that balcony, can make the whole thing sway.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because at that height the wind is actually dangerous, if not extremely unpleasant.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Besides, if the window is down acting like a balcony.... wheres the wind-protection of... you know... the window... coming from? 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2. With this design you can either have a flimsy balcony and a ton of wind destroying your home, or a wall. Id go with a wall and a door.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And how is this design going to change that?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

By making it more dangerous by being a temporary, moving structure instead of a solid permanent one.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

You could automatically retreat it if wind gets too strong, just like blinds.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who said it would?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then what's the point of your comment? :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Explaining why people don't have permanent balconies at that height.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could just put it out when it's not windy...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That high up, its pretty much always windy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what's the point? You could just have a permanent balcony and simply not go outside when it's windy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If you look at things that way there's not much point in anything. I.e. Why buy the £30 shirt when you can buy the bargain £3 one

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The issue isn't on people but the structure itself. Reason why most of the super tall structures you see are smooth.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0