This wood grain in the shape of a dog

May 30, 2024 6:47 PM

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That's worth about $350000 on eBay. Plus shipping.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it is

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wood ya look at that

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The dog moves and even talks if you consume enough mushrooms. I have the same wood paneling in my house

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Doggy shapeshifting into a human being DMT style.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What did the bark look like?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I totally can't see those obvious brush strokes.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Woof grain

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It looks like the doggo is in the mind of the owner.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A good boy really loved that tree. 😢

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way to play that dogwood to the left

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Straight from a mature Brazilian Photoshop tree.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's a wood boy?

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I scrolled through the comments to upvote "Who's a good boy?" but this deserves to be the top comment. Well done!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its bark is worse than its bite

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Labradoor

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm more concerned by what the wood dog is Animorphing into

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The best wood grain

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Ai shopped.

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

Reminds me of the animorph where the horse turns into a bottle of glue

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'Shaggy this isnt weed'

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Dogwood

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Soak dogs in wood.

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Son of a bitch stole my line.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can it's dogwood because of the bark 😏

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would a dog eat dog wood if dog wood would ?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's very poisonous for people you can't cook with it so should a dog eat dog wood if a dog wood would?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd say... Ye-no

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Red rocket?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This Just looks like an Animorfs book cover to me. 5/7 would still pet

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They're all good dogs Bront

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*wood

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*logs

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Board'er collie

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How ‘bout the creepy human face just behind the dog

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

George Washington thinking about a dog

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats not wood, its bark

2 years ago | Likes 268 Dislikes 2

Good pun, but it is wood. You could have said "I bet the wood this tree came from had some great bark."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You won the Internet today

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

v

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is… just too perfect. I'm sorry, but the internet has made me cynical.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You can see the brush strokes

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It is 100% not real, yes.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Logger Spaniel

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Board Collie

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Wyemaraner

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Why not Weimaraner?

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Why not Whymaraner?

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Irish Woodhound.

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Why wood you knot?

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I had a piece of cooked chicken look like a bunny

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It's too perfect

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

And the "ripples" don't echo the shape!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My best guess, is it was moderately dog like then helped along through editing.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What? No one would use technology to fake photo just for fake internet points?

@BotDrawA Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, { in a dining room, } -carving -"wood working"

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@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working""

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Top left is creepy af

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It looks like it was hand-touched through a digital art program more than a bot where the suggestion of a dog in the wood would have been emphasized more. The "fur" on the neck looks like brush strokes commonly seen in a painterly style.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

It kinda looks like marker strokes... I know there's woodworking markers that they use when restoring an old piece with veneer so fucked, they just draw on top to match the surroundings. Could also be that.

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This has some big " they faked the moon landing vibes"

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Odd fact -- First step on the moon was actually the second time off the ladder. Neil Armstrong jumped down from the ladder to test it first, then went back up and started the camera.
https://www.nasa.gov/history/alsj/a11/a11.step.html --
> 109:23:11 Armstrong: Takes a pretty good little jump (to get back up to the first rung). (Pause)
> ...
> 109:24:23 Armstrong: That's one small step for (a) man; one giant leap for mankind. (Long Pause)

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@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working", jelly bean assemblage"

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Top-right is coming close...

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Whole right side is just showing off tbh

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've stared at the bottom right. And it's a bit rorschachy.

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@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working", claymation stop motion in style of Aardman Animations"

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Shots fired, Aardman lawsuit inbound!

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@BotDrawA Muppet version of Ron Burgundy saying "I don't believe you"

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@spookyu Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Muppet version of Ron Burgundy saying "I don't believe you", with wolves howling at the moon, roasting large white marshmallows on a camp fire, with colourful soft serve ice cream"

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LOL why did it add the wolves roasting marshmallows on a fire made of soft serve?!

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@spookyu Here's your drawing of a "Muppet version of Ron Burgundy saying "I don't believe you""

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Llllooooolllllll this bot associating the phrases "Muppet" and "I don't believe you" with Trump is an unexpected twist, fucking gold right there

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@BotDrawA Mango muppet running for president from behind prison bars

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@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working""

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Top left all day

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Let's try a side profile prompt

@BotDrawA Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, { in a dining room, } -carving -"wood working"

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@Salkcin Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working", lots of details, portrait, finely detailed armor, cinematic lighting, intricate filigree metal design"

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@Salkcin Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working""

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@Salkcin Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working""

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@BotDrawA Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, { in a dining room, } -carving -"wood working" -"outline"

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@motionDancer Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working" -"outline""

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@motionDancer Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working" -"outline""

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