What? No one would use technology to fake photo just for fake internet points?
@BotDrawA Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, { in a dining room, } -carving -"wood working"
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working""
It looks like it was hand-touched through a digital art program more than a bot where the suggestion of a dog in the wood would have been emphasized more. The "fur" on the neck looks like brush strokes commonly seen in a painterly style.
It kinda looks like marker strokes... I know there's woodworking markers that they use when restoring an old piece with veneer so fucked, they just draw on top to match the surroundings. Could also be that.
Odd fact -- First step on the moon was actually the second time off the ladder. Neil Armstrong jumped down from the ladder to test it first, then went back up and started the camera. https://www.nasa.gov/history/alsj/a11/a11.step.html -- > 109:23:11 Armstrong: Takes a pretty good little jump (to get back up to the first rung). (Pause) > ... > 109:24:23 Armstrong: That's one small step for (a) man; one giant leap for mankind. (Long Pause)
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working", jelly bean assemblage"
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working", claymation stop motion in style of Aardman Animations"
@spookyu Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Muppet version of Ron Burgundy saying "I don't believe you", with wolves howling at the moon, roasting large white marshmallows on a camp fire, with colourful soft serve ice cream"
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working""
@BotDrawA Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, { in a dining room, } -carving -"wood working"
@Salkcin Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working", lots of details, portrait, finely detailed armor, cinematic lighting, intricate filigree metal design"
@Salkcin Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Paper cut craft, paper illustration, Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working""
@Salkcin Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working""
@Salkcin Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working""
@BotDrawA Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, { in a dining room, } -carving -"wood working" -"outline"
@motionDancer Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working" -"outline""
@motionDancer Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working" -"outline", in a submarine, with cramped corridors and glowing instruments"
@motionDancer Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working" -"outline""
@motionDancer Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working" -"outline", at a Hawaiian Luau on a beach"
thotterpop
That's worth about $350000 on eBay. Plus shipping.
tearsanddissapointment
it is
XRay0976
Wood ya look at that
LookaSquirrelbus
The dog moves and even talks if you consume enough mushrooms. I have the same wood paneling in my house
NinjaCongo
Doggy shapeshifting into a human being DMT style.
1Megaton","avatar":"
What did the bark look like?
Silent1fd
Yeah I totally can't see those obvious brush strokes.
jchongm
*Woof grain
RhinestoneSouron
It looks like the doggo is in the mind of the owner.
coastercrazypics
A good boy really loved that tree. 😢
MadamYouAreLurking
Way to play that dogwood to the left
StephenDaniels
Straight from a mature Brazilian Photoshop tree.
isthisusernamestillopen
Who's a wood boy?
IMissBadlyPhotoshoppedMichaelCera
I scrolled through the comments to upvote "Who's a good boy?" but this deserves to be the top comment. Well done!
TheRicM
Its bark is worse than its bite
MrBoombastic
Labradoor
twofivefour
I'm more concerned by what the wood dog is Animorphing into
0xBADA55
The best wood grain
DaisyfromDownunder
Ai shopped.
notadiddler69
Reminds me of the animorph where the horse turns into a bottle of glue
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
'Shaggy this isnt weed'
MissSpelledTattoo
Dogwood
Aintlurkingnomo
MrWalker78
Soak dogs in wood.
ScootiePuffJrSucks
Son of a bitch stole my line.
cyberspork
You can it's dogwood because of the bark 😏
PushPullMagnet
Would a dog eat dog wood if dog wood would ?
fivehelicopter
It's very poisonous for people you can't cook with it so should a dog eat dog wood if a dog wood would?
MadHatter69
I'd say... Ye-no
Goldfinger1964
KrakedUp
Red rocket?
Greenyoughurtguy
This Just looks like an Animorfs book cover to me. 5/7 would still pet
MidnightTacoTruck
They're all good dogs Bront
MissSpelledTattoo
LariCheltsy
*wood
NibblonianNibbler
*logs
ForrestDwellingDonkey
Board'er collie
hoehandleharry20500
How ‘bout the creepy human face just behind the dog
TinySmackGodMFERS
George Washington thinking about a dog
Mewmus
Thats not wood, its bark
CommentGuru
Good pun, but it is wood. You could have said "I bet the wood this tree came from had some great bark."
yukuai
You won the Internet today
zenmaster11
cousteau
This is… just too perfect. I'm sorry, but the internet has made me cynical.
Silent1fd
You can see the brush strokes
PhilFromAccounting
It is 100% not real, yes.
LariCheltsy
Logger Spaniel
Eridianne
Board Collie
JD67
Wyemaraner
firlefranz
Why not Weimaraner?
MissSpelledTattoo
Why not Whymaraner?
MasterMookie
Irish Woodhound.
MissSpelledTattoo
AvsFreak
JFMiskatonic
Why wood you knot?
AvsFreak
phonoodle415
I had a piece of cooked chicken look like a bunny
motionDancer
It's too perfect
SaberShots
And the "ripples" don't echo the shape!
BellsTheorem
My best guess, is it was moderately dog like then helped along through editing.
RummageSaleBubbler
What? No one would use technology to fake photo just for fake internet points?
@BotDrawA Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, { in a dining room, } -carving -"wood working"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working""
moreGarlicYouCoward
Top left is creepy af
N9inb0x
It looks like it was hand-touched through a digital art program more than a bot where the suggestion of a dog in the wood would have been emphasized more. The "fur" on the neck looks like brush strokes commonly seen in a painterly style.
KairiRatten
It kinda looks like marker strokes... I know there's woodworking markers that they use when restoring an old piece with veneer so fucked, they just draw on top to match the surroundings. Could also be that.
Rignak
This has some big " they faked the moon landing vibes"
RummageSaleBubbler
Odd fact -- First step on the moon was actually the second time off the ladder. Neil Armstrong jumped down from the ladder to test it first, then went back up and started the camera.
https://www.nasa.gov/history/alsj/a11/a11.step.html --
> 109:23:11 Armstrong: Takes a pretty good little jump (to get back up to the first rung). (Pause)
> ...
> 109:24:23 Armstrong: That's one small step for (a) man; one giant leap for mankind. (Long Pause)
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working", jelly bean assemblage"
RummageSaleBubbler
Top-right is coming close...
HubicPairs
Whole right side is just showing off tbh
RummageSaleBubbler
I've stared at the bottom right. And it's a bit rorschachy.
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working", claymation stop motion in style of Aardman Animations"
IanSchmian
Shots fired, Aardman lawsuit inbound!
RummageSaleBubbler
https://www.thelegalartist.com/blog/you-cant-copyright-style
spookyu
@BotDrawA Muppet version of Ron Burgundy saying "I don't believe you"
BotDrawA
@spookyu Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Muppet version of Ron Burgundy saying "I don't believe you", with wolves howling at the moon, roasting large white marshmallows on a camp fire, with colourful soft serve ice cream"
spookyu
LOL why did it add the wolves roasting marshmallows on a fire made of soft serve?!
BotDrawA
@spookyu Here's your drawing of a "Muppet version of Ron Burgundy saying "I don't believe you""
spookyu
Llllooooolllllll this bot associating the phrases "Muppet" and "I don't believe you" with Trump is an unexpected twist, fucking gold right there
RummageSaleBubbler
@BotDrawA Mango muppet running for president from behind prison bars
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working""
HubicPairs
Top left all day
Salkcin
Let's try a side profile prompt
@BotDrawA Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, { in a dining room, } -carving -"wood working"
BotDrawA
@Salkcin Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working", lots of details, portrait, finely detailed armor, cinematic lighting, intricate filigree metal design"
BotDrawA
@Salkcin Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Paper cut craft, paper illustration, Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working""
BotDrawA
@Salkcin Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working""
BotDrawA
@Salkcin Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working""
motionDancer
@BotDrawA Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, { in a dining room, } -carving -"wood working" -"outline"
BotDrawA
@motionDancer Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working" -"outline""
BotDrawA
@motionDancer Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working" -"outline", in a submarine, with cramped corridors and glowing instruments"
BotDrawA
@motionDancer Here's your drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, -carving -"wood working" -"outline""
BotDrawA
@motionDancer Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Table wood grain forming the pattern of a side profile dog head, detailed wood grain on a table, cinematic photo, in a dining room -carving -"wood working" -"outline", at a Hawaiian Luau on a beach"