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Fritz the Retriever tries to catch a meatball
Fritz the Retriever tries to catch a hot dog
Fritz the Retriever tries to catch a chimichanga
Fritz the Retriever tries to catch a Taco
Fritz the Retriever tries to catch a donut
Fritz the Retriever tries and ALMOST catches a roll
Fritz the Retriever tries to catch a steak
Fritz the Retriever tries and SUCCEEDS finally!
Banana for scale, now you truly know how big a pup Fritz is!
Y0UJUSTL0STTHEGAME
doesnt matter, had hooman food
azazyel
This is like a training montage
ThefluteCaptainPicardplayedfirstinhisimaginationtheninreallife
My corgi can snatch a fucking bird out of the air (he's done it twice, both morning doves, both lived)
Pressingly
America so rich and wasteful we just threw 7 meals on the ground at a dog that we knew wouldn't catch them #FREEDOM
vpdp0001
Fritz the retriever sucks at catching things
Kickme11
Fritz the Retriever gets diabetes
TheSkeletonWar
Live a betes, die a betes.
TwoBitGreaser
You could say his spatial awareness is on the Fritz.
jacerracer
Just saw this in facebook and thought... "I wonder when this will be on imgur?"
eternalstar01
I usually see this stuff on imgur first and then think, "I wonder when this will get reposted on facebook?"
four2
I'm so glad this is the post of this dog that finally caught its way to the Front Page. Cannot upvote more so
morehumanthanhuman
He looks like he believes he's going to do it. Such misplaced confidence.
DemographicUnknown
Except all of the food being thrown (except the french fry which he catches) is HUGE. I'd wanna see a video of a human trying to do better.
FreeShrugs
Why he no catch?
EmuMoogle
How can she slap?
grammarRules
He definitely turns away from the taco. Like, oh yeah...wait fuck that's large food and it's headed straight for my face.
TheBreaux
Lol yeah, he definitely had it, but freaked out. Like little kids trying to catch a baseball, they freak out when they're actually close!
JediMan
my dog would love this.... 12 yr old golden... and damn she can catch anything
paperiz
http://media.giphy.com/media/dWBqgGeMAfl5K/giphy.gif
DustinODaffer
wasted
paperiz
Yea.. Sorry about that. :L
puckernuts
Can Fritz catch a break?
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
Terrible tosses.
Dentistman
Agreed, human needs more training
Popspoppingit
BEST DOG
CheesePataflafla
absolutepancake
Fritz needs to get his shit together.
jimicos
WASTED
Pyrotech0001
I'll gladly put the work into making this into a down vote gif...challenge accepted...
briefcasehandcuffs
Nope.
ExplainsJokeTherebyRenderingJokeInert
No. No no no no no. Not the pizza! Why? Why? Dogs don't even eat pizza. I'm so upset now.
DarthFutuza
Dogs eat water balloons.
WLAFadeaway
Whose dogs don't eat pizza?!
PacZeterson
How was that one not include??? it should be a downvote gif
nonpondo
It does
CriticalMinne
What does it did?
TheLADmiral
It be like it be because it do.
PhoenixQueenAzula
Do it be?]
BuildingABetterMuffinButton
Because it do be do be do
KeytarPlatypus
Sometimes it don't be like it is.
brantanio
Thank you
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
That dog just can't dog.
MyCrazyLifeStories
Would still be the best Wide Receiver on the Kansas City Chiefs.
GeriatricMillennial
Sports
TywinLannistersDisapprovingFace
Wide Retriever*
Timeconsumer10
iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
JohnnyDanger
Well, you could have opened up your wallets to Dwayne Bowe. ;)
MyCrazyLifeStories
I'm a Raiders fan, I wish the Chiefs did pay him. :X
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Bowe isn't that good...
MarinatedHerring
Understatement.
clichepithet
Fritz the Retriever; not Fritz the Interceptor.
01111001
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/854534/RILEY-NELSON-STRUGGLES.gif
01111001
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8036/8016766647_9ec4c4726f_o.gif
YellowTheKid
Fritzard Sherman
jimicos
*not Fritz the receiver.
UncleBuckFutter
THANK YOU
Swagapotimus
No dog can match the speed of the Interceptor.
autumnmist
I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable!
Badger421
The Black Merle!
KuroNeko77
But what if the dog IS Interceptor ?
BlastoiseDOak
Intercepted by Malcom Smith
Scubasteve8
That dog is an accurate representation of every time I try to talk to women
Glutenmademydickflyoff
Fritz the retriever eats better than I do.
TheMonsterWithinYou
I feel like all of that was a major waste of food. I'm having a hard time enjoying this post because i can barely afford groceries
TastyTastyScience
As a student in a country where $2/hour is considered a good starting salary, I feel you. Also I feel hungry.
JurassicPurrk
As a student living in Vancouver, one of the most expensive cities in America... I feel you. I am also very hungry.
TheMonsterWithinYou
I live in California, minimum wage here is $9/hour. :[ but the cost of living is really high so I might as well be making $2/hour Dx
misscongo
I feel you. I lived in Hawaii. Cost of living is astronomical, butinimim wage is still 7.25
DarthFutuza
That is, if he could ever catch anything.
sunakochaniscrazyforbones
He is like me: I am really bad at catching ball because I have keratoconus which makes really hard to estimate distance.
SilenceInAutumn
Poor old guy probably has cataracts. Try throwing hotdogs at your grandpa and see how well it works.
PuppiesoverKittensAnyday
This dog is not very old. Really more like middle-aged, maybe 7 or 8 years old, too young for cataracts.
thegriffin88
His eyes look fine from here. And my Grandpa is dead so yeah he's bad at catching things these days!
totoroslashcatbus
THAT'S MY FETISH
morrissimo
Every holiday dinner, the same thing.. gah
HomelessToddler
Fritz and my grandpa both catch diabetes just fine.
weirdcalculator
http://imgur.com/I5xywWA
RagingEnglishMajor
My grandpa is dead and this shit is hilarious.
NiktNieMozeTegoZrozumiec
I did...he wasn't too happy, I must admit...
blueavocadoisblue
What kind of hotdogs were they?
ineedapetgoat
Please also take video of that.
madteaparty42
Ha! He just frowned at me and walked away. 4 stars.
Hashtaglolwut
No it's not cataracts I do this with my golden. If you toss it up they can't catch it but if you throw it directly at them they'll catch it
Al55
Drive by dinners, pizza works best! !
shartyturtle
I dunno, only one of my dogs was ever really good at reliably catching food
wessyfbaby
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin hotdogs
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thewaiting28
And I'll never talk to you again.
fabe30
Unless your dad will suck me off... wait.
Aernal
Thanks for the memories
StarLordLegendaryOutlaw
I can't throw food at a graveyard. Last time I tried... Long story short, I'm a menace to society and on the FBI's most wanted.
MidnightStarlett
I have tears coming out of my eyes right now. Omg. Lol.
ooshwiggity
I thought this was a penis joke... interneeeeeet!
Joywave
Do your research Silence
SooperDuke
He's a pup not an old dog
Spacebread
I threw them overhand and, for the record, he caught them all. In the face.
ireadyouremailz
scratch that, throw steaks at me instead!
mcswindler
Hmmmm, if it gets me internet points, guess I'll get my shovel out!
FetchMy10FootPoleMinionTheresSomethingIWishToNotTouch
There's a Youtube page of these clips if you search for Fritz the Retriever. Apparently not blind in any way just no ability to catch ;)
Nyther53
Can I get a link?
FetchMy10FootPoleMinionTheresSomethingIWishToNotTouch
This is the Youtube page with all the vids :) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsb1Sf4GxQO4PsqzdSjgoZA
mcstrib
My golden has the same problem!!! Thanks for posting. We loved it and couldn't stop laughing!
AdoIfHitIer
If someone on the internet tells you your animal is sick then it is. Deal with it.
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
I assume that, like people, dogs can have poor depth perception & motor skills.
Natalan
I have a perfectly healthy dog who sometimes walks into walls. It takes all kinds...
kittybuttwiggle
CAT? WHERE!
obesitykills
Fritz is gonna' have a heart attack eating like that.
wolfpackpgh
And the worst poops
SmellyCatItsAllYourFault
I would just like to acknowledge how relevant your username is.
lifeasanawkwardgiraffe
Or at least pancreatitis
wolfpackpgh
And the worst poops
QueenMaria
He won't if he cannot actually catch and eat the stuff.
cafetacvbo
Vet here, pancreatitis for sure
machine3000
http://imgur.com/aKKm9XO
JustCallMeMrPigg
This feels like a pun
jjr4242
So you're saying Fritz's heart is going to go on the fritz?? ba-dum tisk
WhiteArmyGuyWhoSpeaksPersian
I opened this comment chain just to make that joke :(
beautifulpeanutbutter
This post made me hungrier than I'd like to admit
meh301
DAT taco
TheScarletBitch
seeing it splatter was just perfection
RobocopShootingDicks
FangwolfNate
I lol'd out loud at work
borealis1988
I lol'd in loud at bed
queenbeehbic
lost it at the fucking taco
thegreatblacksby
That was the one that killed me lol
YouNeedAJacketAndImLowOnGas
Me too! He closes his eyes and moves his head cause he knows its about to slap him in the face. Lol
Philanthropyman
Please don't feed your dogs these. They are family but their bodies can't handle processed foods especially pork, and milk.
Hiitsthekangaroo
Who's this party poop? ^^^
d0uble0h
This needs to be higher. Don't give your dog this shit. Seriously. wtf.
Philanthropyman
Man people just hate to hear information that they've been feeding their dogs food that will make them sick and have medical issues
Sylphe
I'd like to know how dogs managed to live with humans for the 6900 years *before* dog food was invented...
Philanthropyman
Eating fruits, vegetables and raw animals not tacos with high fat, cheese and processed taco shell
ImYourGrandmother
Neither can our bodies, really. Especially that quantity.
MrFnortner
Oh, hush.
PotentPotableConnoisseur
I KNOW! DOGS CANNOT EAT GMO FOOD!!!! ORGANIC ONLY PEOPLE!!!!!!!
sonnydojo
On the youtube comments the owner says he intercepts the food & only gives him a little. Or maybe he just knows what to tell the internet.
puddlejumper
So he gives the dog a treat and then takes it away. That's way better.
KoalaBe
Yepyep. I believe the only good thing was the banana. Some fruits are alright/good for them, just don't over do it. And no raisins!
ThePizzaCook
I gave my dog a banana once he had squirts while walking. It was hilarious Imagine a dog walking a leaving a liquid trail of poop.
ObviousCaptain
That sounds like a mess...
ThePizzaCook
It was but hoe can one clean it up on black top?
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
The banana is fine, unseasoned steak too. However raw steak would be better.
Username1884
So an animal that evolved by following humans around and eating their scraps can't eat scraps?
Philanthropyman
While humans and dogs are omnivores doesn't mean we can eat the same things. Humans have evolved more and can eat processed and gmo food
Philanthropyman
Prime example grapes and chocolate are poison to dogs and undercooked pork gives dogs worms and dogs are lactose intolerant
EmuMoogle
Oh really? So the pork we buy in stores is just riddled with worms? That's what you're going with? We're going to play it stupid?
starvingpoet
The odds of getting trichinosis is so miniscule in store bought pork as to be practically zero.
ObviousCaptain
That doesnt even make sense. We would eat pretty much the same thing they did. There wasn't any processed food then.
gudemonster
Yet ALL dog food is processed...
Indomartian
For DOGS in mind.
ObviousCaptain
Yes but it's designed for dogs to eat it, we don't eat dog food do we? No, just as they don't eat human food.
gudemonster
How about we revert back to how we bred them, raw meats, creek water, etc... You have a problem with that way too, huh?
gudemonster
There's ALWAYS one of these in every thread. Just realx, yeah?
followtheformat
The best dog I've ever owned died young of heart failure because my lazy mom loved feeding him junk (people) food all of the time.
Philanthropyman
When videos/ gifs go viral people copycat. I'm informing the public that it's not good for their pets to eat that.
gudemonster
And dogs, bred for 10,000 years eating dried kernels of hyper-produced junk is their normal diet?
idiocencratic
Let me guess your pets are free ranged organic vegans.
Philanthropyman
Actually no. Dogs have shorter lives than humans and can't digest half of what he gave it.
Philanthropyman
I feed my dog meat just not tacos. The steak is fine. Is anyone debating that giving a doughnut is okay?
Icomeinpeaces
At least he tries. Mine just let's the food bounce off her nose and looks for it on the floor.
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
My dog will open his mouth a little to make it seem like he's trying, but really he's just waiting for it to hit the floor.
RetConMan
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
100% accurate.
InfinitusEquitas
And then sometimes I still have to literally point it out to him. His eyes are fine... he's just a dumb lovable asshole.
morehumanthanhuman
Lazy or smarts?
isavedlatin2x
ded
Drougals
So does mine. I once through a slice of ham for her and it just slapped her in the face and she sat there with it around her eyes and nose.
IamACutiePieThatGotSmashedIntoSomeonesFace
http://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic1021004.jpg
Sogeking
"He keeps throwing food aslong as I don't catch it" This dog smarter than all of us!
Orangulent
Mine will take the hot dog in his mouth, then drop it on the floor and look at me like it's a trap. Then, he'll eat it. Eventually.
nafierye
I totally learned how to train a dog to catch that stuff! Throw it, if she doesn't get it, don't let her have it until she does. It works!
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
My friend does that with her dogs! But one of her dogs won't catch it the first time if she doesn't know what it is. Could be poison.
ToastedVanilla
I request a slow-mo video of that
JaronceOrTwice
My dog will catch anything like a boss
pinkflyingpotato
I put treats on my dogs nose and he'd hit them off and catch 'em. Now he just let's them fall to the floor.
AManInATanJacketCarryingADeerskinSuitcaseWhomNoOneCanRemember
Work smarter, not harder.
HelpfulHomo
My Boxer, Link, actually makes some heroic catches. Which is a huge surprise--as he is not really good at anything else dog-like.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
If my friend's dog doesn't know what's being tossed at her, she'll let it hit her in the face. For all she knows, it could be poison.
identicalWorlds
I don't think the dog cares either way. Food is food!
undertheaurora
And you still have to walk over and point at it 3 TIMES. At least that's how my lab did it. "Oh! It's there? Are you SURE? Point again."
FestiveFerret
Mine closes her eyes and turns away like I threw a lamp at her. It's food you dummy.
IAlwaysUpvoteDonGlover
Is your dogs name George Michael?
eatmyass121
This made me laugh
GrandMagusRubick
To be fair, if a giant dog threw some steak at you your last instinct would be to eat it there and then on the spot.
Woofypaws
You don't know that.
SeriousCloud
Not if the dog lived with and cared for me my entire life.
trustmeimascientist
Having binged 30 Rock for the umpteenth time, I read this in Dennis's voice
hidingthings
Mine too. When it's in front of other people it makes me feel like they think I hit her!!
AVerySexualMidget
I had this fear for years. By then, everyone knew she was just lovably stupid.
MadamPuddifoot
My Rotty tries to catch it with his front paws...well, he used to, when he had both front paws.
hidingthings
Sounds like there's a story here... and a sad one.. that I don't want to hear. Or this is a joke that I just don't get.
MadamPuddifoot
He's got osteosarcoma and lost his right front leg to it.
Crashjarret
His cousin...
wasacasa
Not-so-golden retriever
WhatUsernamesAreEvenLeft
I was actually thinking his relatives would look more like this:
youdarealmvp
if thats real, that is very sad
TerminalBowSeat
he ded
NotHarroc
I was hoping this was gonna be the gif of the girl getting a bunch of hotdogs to the face.
cyno01
My dog is scared of frisbees, like if you throw one over her she freaks out and runs and hides.
TheWonderfulMisterNoob
*PFF* "OOOOOOOOOOOOOooH!"
IMetGodShesBlack
I can't be the only one that's sad because his cousin isn't a black lab.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
That is literally my favorite picture ever, btw.
AShadeOfFuchsia
I knew exactly what this was going to be and I still laughed heartily. Thank you.
downofathistle
His owner:
kawaiiashell
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CetaceanResearcher
Oh what a tangled web we weave
hoffbox
This is my favorite picture on the whole internet.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
His son:
DarthFutuza
Hmmm...so that's what a Can't Even looks like.
Buttcrimes
Dog.exe has stopped running.
lmltwalml
lmfao
TheMonsterFromSkiFree
Wasted
Fantasticvictor
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