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cappscxq
i actually have a girlfriend who doesn't have a huge chip on her shoulder like these girls and it is wonderful.
Carneyfex
TheMediaShowGuy is a Templar.
Alastor3
This is why girls don't want to be part of our community of gamers...
xMcMurphyx
What makes this even funnier is the unwarranted "I'm so hardcore" attitude about playing fucking Assassin's Creed.. of all games.
BrigidtheMechLady
Gotta hand it to her, cause if I didn't she'd probably take it anyway. Good reaction to a misogynistic asshole.
CheesyPoofs1
I really want to believe that the original comment is some dude trolling. Though, either way, it inspired some pretty sweet photos!
GeeUknit
Thing is that things like that gets said so often that serious or trolling is pretty much indistinguishable from this end
zinvader
but really obvious troll is obvious...
zerosleeper
I wish...but guys do say stuff like this t me all the time.
cousteau
Yeah, I thought it was a period joke.
TheRarispy
"Girls see more blood than boys."
TacticusThrowaway
But...they've had female Assassins since Altair's era, right?
DefinitelyNotAnAssassinHidingInAHaybale
Yes! His wife was a Templar, but was converted to an Assassin. Ezio's sister became one, Aveline is one, Ezio had women in the brotherhood.
maphistopfeelies
Also the so-called 'famous assassins of the ancient world'
beegobuzz
This is ENTIRELY RELEVANT
DefinitelyNotAnAssassinHidingInAHaybale
That is awesome!!
GrammarPolice5150
I like how "JB" turned out to be Joe Biden.
theresthisguynamedbrad
I never realized guy gamers give girl gamers so much shit. I've always been like oh you play too? That's awesome lets play.
VulcanTrekkie45
You know who it was who got me hooked on the Assassin's Creed series? My little sister.
IFuckingLoveOtters
Ezio's sister even became an assassin.
Smackthegreat
most of the gamers i know that are really good are female.
GrowliePants
Female gamer and I <3 AC so therefore, I also <3 this.
WayLatetotheParty
It's like that guy missed the bit in brotherhood where you recruit women
MrJaunty
I have to wonder if these people even play the games. The very first one, a female assassin rescues you from captivity.
TheAmazon
Isn't it fun to reduce 'hard-core gamerz' to stuttering when you outsmart them with basic knowledge of the game they love so dearly?
jsktrogdor
It's like a lot of you people forget that trolling is a thing in youtube comments.
paulthegeek
I would marry any one of them.
BeardKhan
Only because they are gamers and with a good sense of humour?
Superfastsheep
I would join their sisterhood.
Whitepeoplearemean
I would marry them if they were nice girls and committed to marriage. But, hey that's just me. :P
Ponitytto
I have always wondered what the hell "being nice" means.
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
You and your "standards!" Become a real imgurite and marry the first hot person you see in a pic!
thatslovely
It's funny how guys think girls would faint at the sight of blood.
sanguinecupcake
Perhaps they messed up faint with "I feel faint due to anemia from too much rapid blood loss."
captainbovverboots
Menstruation. Nuff said!
TheresMoreToLivingThanOnlySurviving
I do... that's why I play a healer... need to get rid of blood!
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
Yeah I know. I just casually wipe away chunks of tissue and blood clots off of my genitals for 5-7 days a month. No big.
thatslovely
That's another thing. Guys think it's like a cut or something. It's literally globs of flesh.
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
Pretty sure most guys think we just have a little blood mixed in with our pee. Naive motherfuckers.
thatslovely
This is why I wish they gave us proper sex ed. Seriously.
thatslovely
I met a guy who think we pee out of our vaginas. Sweet lord.
AlleiraDayne
thatslovely
Precisely m'dear.
sno78
I am now tempted to make an assassin's creed costume of my own.
GridCube
why not?
sno78
right now I am busy with school and other sewing projects. I will put it on the to-do list though.
BeardKhan
Can i help you get measured?
BeardKhan
Man, sometimes the testosterone gets the best of me and i just can't hold back what i say.
sno78
lol That's ok, I can do my own measurements
Barnicals
You can buy the hoodie from thisiswhyimbroke.com I
think.
sno78
yeah, but I like making stuff, I do a lot of sewing.
DefinitelyNotAnAssassinHidingInAHaybale
Do it! I have one and I love it. I wear it all the time, not just for Halloween.
sno78
it is definitely on my to-do list
DragonEmperor18
Two thing I saw a lot of while working at the Renaissance faire: Links and Assassins, male and female alike.
sno78
which is kinda funny because when I think Renaissance I actually think dresses with flowing sleeves and such. Or peasants in potato sacks.
DragonEmperor18
Patrons cosplayed ALL the time and there was always a Link and a lot of the time assassins, none of the workers... That is prohibited.
StumpeTown
What if women's rights activists looked like this
Helenkellers
Then women would have had the vote in 1600
SayIAmYou
Or else.
Pharya
These girls stood up for themselves and their gender on Tumblr which is a form of women's rights activism, so, they do look like this.
IgnatiusJReilly2601
What makes these people think there is anything masculine about sitting at home pretending to kill imaginary characters on a tv screen?
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Yeah! What the actual heck
TheSaves
Imagining the delightful girl in the last pic screaming "I AM THE DANGER."
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
Love this image haha
dlgn
The irony is that I posted a Tumblr collection containing this and it didn't even get out of User Submitted, lol.
ThisWasATriumph
By the end of long posts many people forget where the upvote button is.
ImTheMotherfuckingBatman
Fuck wife-ing, I want that chick to be my friend! We'll go on many adventures!
alaskaisachillplace
I upvote this everytime because it is awesome
notirrelevant
My keen sense of the obvious is telling me you're saying this is a repost. It's new to me this time, but I'll downvote it next weex
notirrelevant
^week
lozeldatkm
Odd enough, in Brotherhood and Revelations when you recruit assassins, the female ones tended to be my most useful. 10/10 Would recruit them
Lward53
This is because back in those times women were useful for nothing but sex.
anonamouse7
My proudest achievement in playing AC:B was raising an army of female assassin's (plus one dude who snuck in) on my 3rd run :D
SharkBaitWhoooHaaaaHaaaa
Did someone not watch any of the Kill Bill movies?? Females are fuckin Ruthless, man.
SprinklesMckitten
and yet in my game, it was the female that was the trigger happy one. I wish they could give me that gameplay as a seperate game w/no story
lozeldatkm
Yeah, I had certain missions that I'd send two guys on, and they'd fail, but one woman would get it done. If I could've appointed generals..
xorn56
isnt it just all up to the ones you put the most emphasis on? Like in mine the guys were better cuz i put more emphasis on em
peaceandpenguins
Look up the Culper Ring. Seriously, do it.
ragekritz
ehh actually they were the same. male or female, the model used was just aesthetic. Their quality was all up to the player.
lozeldatkm
Just saying, my games had a tendency to go in that direction
ragekritz
Just saying that if they went in that direction it was entirely your doing. You made them good. That's just how the game mechanics work.
lozeldatkm
Then it's subliminal? Maybe I do have a thing for badass assassin chicks
cleverriposter
mingotheflamingo
As a girl, we are WAY more used to blood than the average male gamer. And don't worry, we KNOW how to get blood out of dresses.
Luguber
eeewwww
icypants
I never understood this paradox. Guys always bitch about no girl gamers, then when they see one they go OMFG GET OUT THIS IS GUYZ ONLY
koektrommel
A quick google search tells me that the complainer here is no older than ten (Thank you youtube) And probably thinks girls are 'icky'
Eowyneb
Yeah only man can fear blood, we live with it.
nightfox26
As a guy. This kinda scares me. I like it! Your attitude and this post's girls attitude makes me want to be friends with all of you.
Mobocracy
I always cut myself somehow on my arm/hand/footleg somehow every few days, and somehow I get major gashes or nosebleeds. I'm also clumsy.
Mobocracy
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Limmmao
You go gurl!
AppleSpicer
Blood spill at work the other day. 5 guys staring speechless. I walk in, see the problem and immediately handle that shit like it's nothing.
NoellFalangi01189998819991197253
What happened for it to be spilled? It sounds like there were just containers lying about..
labrat
Hospital? Or a science lab that works with blood?
Konoton
There was an Assassination.
HeyItsJP
I laughed, clicked the upvote arrow, laughed again, and then clicked the downvote arrow thinking it was a second upvote. Full-retard FML
FaceFullOfNope
Ah, it's a period joke!
PaliQ
(Props to you for saying that on a thread that also involves period costumes, rather than just a joke about periods.)
garydee
Ewwwwwwww
CantCatchForShit
And seats when accidents happen....
KitValentina
Amen, sister. Shit.. we know how to get blood out of white clothes so good, we get medals every time we do.
johnley
You know nothing, jon snuuuu
welcomecreature
Damn fucking straight! Hahahah
boothinator
As a man, well played. But can I can do something you can't: Helicopter dick! Your move
tanadarko
Boobie dance. Checkmate.
aintgotnosugar
Boob AA cannons ? (you can try with manboobs, but it will never be as perky as the women's ones)
notirrelevant
in their later years: propeller blades.
aguyuno
WOW.
YepYepYepUhhHuh
oooooWEEEEEE AMEN!!! THE WOMAN SPEAKETH THA TROOF!
CarlosSpicyweiner
I bet I know some Army medics that may disagree. Though, some are women, so it may be a tie.
MrSatanSavedTheWorldAndHesReadyToDoItAgain
Redefining the concept of Too Much Info.
InstanitySpark
Well waking up thinking how wet you are from a nice dream... SUCH A BAD MORNING !
TrippingPocahontas
Peroxide!
FunFingersMcGrabbyHands
Cold water, if you get it fast enough. Hydrogen peroxide will get it out, but it will also ruin your clothes.
IHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoing
I don't know, I work with knives and I'm really clumsy.
thehighpriestess
SOS (shout that shit)
TheSociableHermit
Now that you put it that way mingotheflamingo, getting blood out of a dress sounds metal.
samb0ne
Oh my, as a married man- Well said.
UnemployedKiddieProgrammer
The secret is that salt is not just for seasoning.
r0b0tc0rpse
I split my scalp open once and I bled out about a liter of blood... pouring down my face, leaving a trail, etc...
pointynipples
How do I get it out of my sheets? Gf was on her period by my place...
pointynipples
How do I get it out of my sheets? Gf was on her period by my place...
garydee
Ewwwwwwwwwwww
whatthefrancium
As a haemophiliac, I think I got you beat there.
AtHomeWithTrolls
Actually I once bled continuously for 3 months.
tanadarko
Yes but while maybe 3% (?) of men have hemophilia, like 95% of women bleed every month.
DorthLous
I get you. I might be one of the few males who spontaneously bleed for hours for no good reason. But I'll still give them the title.
iwantashortnameforonceohshit
I don't know man... do you bleed for a week straight? monthly...?
GinnaKABOOM
If they didn't go to the hospital to get clotting medicine, they wouldn't live long enough to do that. ;)
iwantashortnameforonceohshit
fair enough!
mt77932
As a male gamer who is also an EMT I might be an exception to that.
fantasyprone
Props to you, but EMT is not generally the "average gamer".
TheJazzGhost
Oh snap! That's like a period thing
Omny
Do a lot of women work in slaughterhouses or something? How else would you know about- ooooooooooooooh.
Hujijiwatchi
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Broski29
Same as Jon's reaction when...
AlleiraDayne
This was the first thing I thought of when the original tumblr comment person even mentioned blood.
KikiLebeauf
TheRicM
Lol
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
I don't know why that got downvoted, it was funny as hell to me
LooWeeWoot
What in the fuck did you just show me?
Volcanuz
"Males" Who post this shit aren't gamers. Seriously i don't know one hardcore gamer who hates female players. We love them, we need them.
Otterlyfierce
Helped get my PhD funding bcos 1 of the lecturers was impressed I played video games like Fallout&Enslaved.Derailed the interview chatting!
KikiLebeauf
boobs
KikiLebeauf
yup
Volcanuz
Well that comment went tits up.
tentsie
Agreed. I'm studying programming and none of the guys that interested in gaming are douchebags against females that play video games :)
Volcanuz
Yeah. I think it is the core 'bro' gamers who have made this whole shit up. Console girl gamers get all the abuse. Never see it in PC though
IBringGoodTiddiesAndRear
As a game designer, I don't think I've met a single guy involved in the industry who would act like this to girls, in the industry or not.
tentsie
Oh man that's cool, I'm planning to continue from here on to become a game designer. What is it like? :)
IBringGoodTiddiesAndRear
PM me and we can chat, not enough space in comments for awesome ^^
TheGrounded
They're the only girls who will have sex with us.
TheSwedishCryptid
I just hate lag...
Volcanuz
This times a million. I want them to finally put the NBN in here in aus =(. Damn Abbot.
acuteavocado7
Except for the part where I'm a mass murderer. I'm sure I'm more used to blood then you. Especially others' blood.
piecesofapril
This is so true. Love it.
acidjuicemotel
well, that's gross.
SaintSchwerin
Omg, share your secrets
doitupgirl
If you're broke like me, try hairspray and hot water. Rinse in water, spray hairspray on spot, leave for a few moments. Repeat.
IAmAMuggle
cold water saturated with salt. soak over night. blood is gone and it won't bleach your clothing.
wrincewind
as soon as you can, rub it with an ice-cube. lots of cold water, too. just keep rubbing and the blood comes right out.
AppleSpicer
I do cold water, dish soap, and scrubbing with a fingernail or a firm plastic nail cleaning brush.
TrueBlackWings
baby shampoo works like a charm.
CogAger
I've found shout stain remover gets blood out of stuff.
MaxxiDotPad
Small amount of ammonia, cold water, agitate, cry a little, and voila.
cousteau
Not sure if typo or desperation for removing the stain.
SaintSchwerin
The tears really make a difference
LoveSays
Soaking. Carpet cleaner spray shit from the pet store. Whatever is in there. And oxyclean! It's not really hard as long as it doesn't set...
TheAmazon
Soaking & agitating in cold water! Ice is your friend! As is Oxy-Clean pre-treat spray :P
TheCuddlefish
Cold water as soon as possible, scrubbing a stain remover like Oxyclean into it.
LordXeras
peroxide is the best way to get blood out, especially after head wounds.
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SaintSchwerin
I've tried Dove, but it didn't work that well. But then, I never used a toothbrush
peachiepie
Hydrogen Peroxide. No water. Pour it on, let it sit, rub, repeat. Magic.
MeArePaige
yup. i do that too. Works like magic!! Fun to watch too.
cousteau
Or if water, COLD water, not hot. Hot water will cook the blood into a black-pudding-stain that won't come out.
Apron
THANKS NOW I KNOW HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER MUAHAHAHHAHA (not really, NSA)
WivesWithKnives
Or prewash by hand with Lava soap. It's the green pourous kind that mechanics use.
InfiniteSynapse
Yer' a wizard Peachie.
UnemployedKiddieProgrammer
Not salt? Well, I have erred.
cousteau
I once tried different stuff from Internet on a shirt (salt, H₂O₂, cold water + soap, saliva...). IIRC salt wasn't very good.
SaintSchwerin
Will that affect non-white clothes?
travellingmonkey
They use peroxide for bleaching hair, don't they? I would think white clothes are least affected.
HeyOP
There is an issue with discoloration, even with 3%, and as RabidWench mentioned it can weaken or even eat away fibers if it dwells too long.
peachiepie
Not if they've been washed at some point in their lives before.
KyleBeach
not the type for medical use, it's only about 3% so just strong enough to react to the blood and nothing else.
LicensedAdHominem
3% once turned my blue thing into a pink thing. So it depends.
AsAnAmerican
These are great solutions for stains, but if you just rinse it right when it happens it comes right out (:
SaintSchwerin
But you know sometimes Aunt Flo likes to sneak up for a visit in the middle of the night
AppleSpicer
Fuckin Flo, no manners.
cousteau
with **COLD** water
Catodactyl
You've earned it: http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/15/idm3mka5hbgsu.gif
chaoswolf1982
oh god what the fuck