MorningMahogany
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Mar 9, 2017 2:03 AM
MorningMahogany
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dudeduderson
You can do it. I believe in you.
notawankur
yeah when I hit 16 my parents jacked it to 18 then said when my sister dates. I'm 31 I've had one girlfriend it lasted 4 months....
LonelySnake101
Ok dude me too this is the year
KroniK907
I'm 24 and in the same spot
dontrike
29 and no date either. If you want you can give me your number and I can give it to people that are much better than me at dating.
OneFakePoint4U
im the ugliest guy i know and i had a date...
TheoryOfRelativeTea
My mother always insisted that I "get my education before dating." I'm 23 and never even kissed a guy let alone date and she wonders why.
Sharkdemon95
So your single?
kustomkirk
So. You're single? Even if you're male...No homo...But I'll buy you a drink!
TheGhostMinx
@OP Currently 24 and I've never had a date. And then a good friend four years younger than me gets one...makes me feel fucking awful.
MorningMahogany
Yeah i know the feeling. bunch of people i know have already gotten married and kids and im just sitting here wait for a miracle to happen..
Apelehamamama
the 20's are plagued by comparing yourself to others. takes away all the joy of being in your 20's..stop it - someone in their 40's probably
MorningMahogany
damn i suck at typing rn, lol
noptic
Never really dated. Only drunken ramblings about books somehow ending up in relationships disturbingly fast.
Punificent1
Try one if those meetup.com clubs. They have so many to choose from..you could at least meet new ppl with the same interests as you.
IridescentPearlescentIncandescent
It's ridiculously easy to get a date if you try internet dating. Now, if you're looking for quality, I can't promise you that...
SickOfThisCessPool
I'm 25 and I've never been on a date.
GiveMeTheLamp
24 y.o here, also never been on a date
WallpaperProblems
You might want to look into it, I heard the Organ Trade in China Is a good investment.
thatoneguyfromthatonethingthatdidthatstuff
Your name made me laugh.
TheAngryBang
Just remember to be outgoing, trust me, thats all it takes. Possibilities are missed if not sought after. Remember that.
CommanderCaribou
Been on dates. Can confirm wizard status is better
iKaramba
Man it saddens me to see so many people like me who almost don't know what love is.. what's wrong with us ?.. sometimes I wish I was normal
GiveMeTheLamp
It's usually because we're unattractive. Tis evolution.
iKaramba
Yeah I know, but since since we are unable to reproduce, how come there are still so many of us ?
GiveMeTheLamp
at the end of the day we have a choice: give up or do our best and find whatever happiness we can however it comes. Idk the right choice
GiveMeTheLamp
2/2 unattractive people still have the need to reproduce, we probably end up with people who are equally unattractive and start a family
GiveMeTheLamp
Well first off there genetic variation, even if two attractive people have a kid, it can still be unattractive. And then 1/2
noprobllama
I'm 24 and have also never been on a date! And my 3 siblings have each all had numerous relationships!
27yoUGLYvirgin
Take it from me. Do something now. You are going to regret it so much. I know it seems impossible. But it's going to be just as impossible
noprobllama
What do you mean? Give what a try? Do you think I'm not trying to find someone...I've just been rejected is all
27yoUGLYvirgin
I'm sorry, I made assumptions based on my own experience. I had never even tried, I was so afraid of rejection.
27yoUGLYvirgin
in 5 years, and in 5 more... Do it now, give it a try.
AgentNSFW
AnimalPoop
Dude, spoiler alert
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mozzaru
This actually happened though
XenoCore
You heard him. Rule. 34. ftw.
Megarith
when the fuck did this happen?!
pie4sale
At the end of the series!!
MorningMahogany
Thing is I dont have a kim in my life
gingerbrdman
I have to ask: do you not have a Kim or you haven't had luck with your Kim?
CraftyCat
Yet.
itmustbe420somewhere
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Shineupordown
i need you in my life
gingerbrdman
I have to ask: do you not have a Kim or you haven't had luck with your Kim?
ElonMustToke
he said he doesn't have one
AgentNSFW
DasPenetrator
Maybe try looking for a Ron. Just a suggestion, ya never know.
MorningMahogany
made me literally lol! thank you for that
TheGreatAnhey
I love to lol literally we should frick
BadPunsAplenty
I hope you have twice as many dates in the next 7 years!
GeezMomEnlightenUp
duhbigmane
Name relevant bahaha
mrefintechnical
2×0=0
DukeDarkwood
It's true, Cyrano Jones once said "Twice nothing is still nothing".
LloydMadel
The intelligence is blinding
Jowrdan
You're not wrong
mrefintechnical
That's the best kind of not wrong
AntiMonsterPaladin
brutal
dampsquib1
Metal
ladysCartoonAnimal
Gear
PatrickTrimble
Solid
GodSiege
Liquid
Gianttesticlemonster
This is the most savage nerdsult ive ever seen.
Threewisemen
Why stop at twice? I bet OP can get at least three time that many.
bigdaddyfatpants
Oh... Now I'm sad.
macta
I'll take you on a date.
RunescapeFisher
YOU GO GET EM TIGER
Fistymicstabbys
I will too I'm a dude but hey its up to you
KUURTLURNN
same bro
Benzzillion
Hey@OP. It took me till my 30s to really be comfortable enough with myself to let other people into my life. Not that I didn't try, 1/2
Benzzillion
but I made such a mess of it because of being SO damn anxious. Patience OP
yuraf
Tip: you can get dates on a fruit market.
fordgt1989
Well, on the bright side, if you wait until thirty you can become a wizard and materialize a date
tonbeor
Prostitutes?
MADFOX
False. The only thing you're going to materialize is jizz on your hands.
maboes
Currently 30 and can confirm this DOES happen.
Lucidalabbra
Yer a wizard Harry!
bigdaddyfatpants
PeterSR
Not yet.
kelestofkels
I'm another variation of wizard. That count?
Rasayana
https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aEGeP19_700b.jpg
Wuz314159
As a 44 year old. . . This does not work. Trust me.
DarkLordKnoll
That's my plan, 7 more years!
Estoyp00ping
Currently 30 and can confirm DOES NOT happen.
BoozeHound001
Must be 40
thenoblitt
One of the prerequisites is you can't masturbate either.. casuals.
WellBehavedZombie
Might have gotten lost in the mail, I've heard tales of amazing magical feats at 30.
cow042
VR system and waifu simulator. You can materialize a date, we have the technology
GrimDarkRealities
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/21/21da544bc601f48b7aa80b8cef03f1b3de38e1cb298ff23eaadb65a7ac8b24f4.jpg
CantEvenLurkRight
bestofallpossibleworlds
Apparently you're not allowed to masturbate either.
Estoyp00ping
I think that's where it all went down hill
AstralBeast808
You have to be a virgin at 30.
RoseFaery
And train, you start as a lvl one wizard.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
Can't wait to reach level 37 mage. Finally be able to use the Falador Teleport skill.
merlinious
Eyyyyy lv 55 high alchemy is where its at!
Kerelano
Well, at least you saved time and money, food for one, and free porn.
chinesefingerhut
Damn.
Yuken
Can confirm, became a wizard at 30
SparkleSalsa
What the.... This is like promising an Owl is going to deliver a letter IT DOESN'T HAPPEN
ImmortalTimothy
I got 9 more years to go for me; then I will build a massive wizard tower and conquer the world.
vonKaiser
As a 32 year old... Wizard powers might not have been worth it, but the econoline van with mural on the side toooooooootally was
fordgt1989
http://giphy.com/gifs/archer-rush-heart-of-archness-U70M2m646CZbO
METAAAAAAAAAL
But if you wait 10 more years you become a godlike being.
MrWoodchip
Could've sword it was 40.
MrWoodchip
I am wrong.
lizardbones
Why do that when you can take over the world. Everyone will want to be your girlfriend then
Yodaloid
*have to be
TarynnosaurusRex
I'm 26 and have never had a relationship. Age is just a number. It'll happen eventually.
Superchief86
I had this rule. I feel like it actually really messed me up. It gave me this sense of guilt about dating. Like it would make my parents 1/?
Superchief86
feel sad about getting old or something. So I never pursued girls I liked, and never learnt that kind of social interaction along with 2/?
Superchief86
my peers. So then once I could date, I felt completely inadequate next to everyone else. 3/3
Superchief86
God damn it, and now I've just realised my food has been sitting in an oven I forgot to turn on! Life just gets worse!
Ilovenudespleasesend
At least your parents lets you on a date at age 16. My parents won't let me date anyone until 20. Now I'm 23 and never been out on a date xD
NoTouchie
Woah woah woah. For me, it was no dating until marriage. Mom has finally accepted that it's not reasonable.
Ilovenudespleasesend
Now date everyone you want to date. My mom is very strict with dating. Us brothers are just like "Oh sure mom! No dating" x
NoTouchie
Now she's telling me to find a husband quickly. Haha same with me, except with my sisters! Well, not dating my sisters. You know what i mean
Ilovenudespleasesend
Now your mom wants some babies around the house. I get what you mean, I hope a nice husband drops from heaven while you sleep xD
NoTouchie
Haha thanks. That'd be super helpful!
missrumsoakedkiss
Dating sucks anyways. You aren't missing anything.
Superchief86
I'd rather be dating someone than looking for someone to date. That's the part that sucks.
missrumsoakedkiss
I would rather skip dating and just get to the relationship part.
dontcall
You single?
missrumsoakedkiss
Yes....very single.
27yoUGLYvirgin
How I hate comments like this. You have not the slightest clue of what it means to be alone and never have even been close to a girl cause
missrumsoakedkiss
I've been alone for 7 years. So don't assume that I don't know what it feels like. Being alone is more comforting than dating.
27yoUGLYvirgin
You absolutely don't know what it feels like to have been alone all your life. That is what was talked about. To feel like no one will
27yoUGLYvirgin
Ever even realize you exist, never feel desired, never feel any affection, never be close to another body or touch someone.
missrumsoakedkiss
I think you are taking this way too seriously. I feel worthless every damn day. And it's because the men I did trust fucked me up.
27yoUGLYvirgin
for you it's so normal and easy. You can't even begin to comprehend how being alone and unwanted all your life feels. So shut up about it if
27yoUGLYvirgin
all you say is something so misleading and wrong as this. Sorry for sounding like that but this really grinds my gears.
jmeyers1983
Cynical are we?
mormacil
Aren't we?
missrumsoakedkiss
Speaking from experience....
jmeyers1983
Yikes. Can't be that bad
missrumsoakedkiss
Just feel the older I get the more I just want to skip the dating part all together.
jmeyers1983
I think that's called tinder. Sorry, just joking at your expense. I do get where you're coming from.
TheLimpinBiscuit
Your own. My experiences were quite good.
missrumsoakedkiss
Im allowed to have my own opinion.
gwaur
Sure, but your comment is a douchebag's comment.
TheLimpinBiscuit
But you're also imposing it upon other people as if it is law. "Don't date! It sucked for me, therefor it's going to suck for you!"