loadingartist
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Consider it a constellation prize.
https://loadingartist.com/comic/constellation-prize
Jun 24, 2025 8:06 PM
loadingartist
25588
725
12
Consider it a constellation prize.
https://loadingartist.com/comic/constellation-prize
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
https://imgur.com/mXSskj7
kaosis
"Then why did you put yours in the window?"
"Aar, it covered up the "D" from the health inspector"
Redyls
VitaminJay
How gerrymandering works.
Dasnekones
That is like the opposite of how gerrymandering works. "Packing" is done against the party you want to lose.
xiTurtle
"Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems."
lordsupafly
Inspired by my high school scores...
IrateWolfe
The Guardian gave this movie two stars, look where they placed it
MadHatter69
Brilliant design!
secularink
:)
Millstone85
jayman0123
Stonemarter
Found the spider...
MadHatter69
Here's the beautiful and brilliant Hannah Fry explaining what Michelin has to do with restaurants: https://youtube.com/watch/l96Nuc_HhIY
AlmostHappy
Like my sleep! I also got a solid 8 hours. It took me 4 days, but…
UnknownOfTheNothingNone
Pretty Smart Imo
LinemanMatt
I love your work OP. I always look forward to a post from you. Thanks for helping us all get through the day a little easier.
MRWNoDecentUsernameIsAvailable
Great comic. 5/7
frenofafren
RunawaySpoons
That pun tho
thekeyofe
Are you talking about the "S T A U R" in the second panel?
Millstone85
Or the description's "constellation prize".
thekeyofe
Okay, I didn't notice that one. Thank you for pointing it out. :D
RunawaySpoons
That one
skywhisker
Spooder spoiler
ScaredSpitless
Subtle one
skywhisker
Under the S top left panel 2
RichardPotato
Pider poiler
WillemHellfire
Is this spooder for ants?
peterbozeman
MantisTobagganMD
Hmm... yes, that looks perfectly legal.
TripleDane
I wonder if this is why smileys are used in Denmark
SuperFerret
In some places, a B grade is more reliable. Nobody's bribing the inspector for a B.
hsalonen3000
CAR
NeoAcario
The reduced grade is purely based on the mens restroom.. I'm sure. Same reason you shouldn't handle a firearm when drunk.
PicassoCT
She who hovers over the toilett without touching:
101Medic
I've worked in places where I've had to clean both bathrooms. Sure, the guys miss on occasion, but (intoxicated) women are goddamn animals.
I'll spare the details, but the veil was lifted about the fairer sex lol
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
They really are, I moonlighted with a cleaning company while in College - and i helped Clean a Sorority House.....
4TWookie
I second this, in my years behind the bar the worst was always the ladies restrooms, they throw their tampons/pads and even underwear in the toilet and wonder why it backs up next time someone flushes
bohjeenie
Is it safer if I sit down while using it drunk?
NeoAcario
Only if you're the first person to use the toilet that week. Otherwise you're gonna be sitting on a puddle.
ChiLLeCheeze
I think once the alcohol kicks in, drunkards don't really care about the cleanliness.
funkystay
Alcohol is quite a good disinfectant if in high enough concentrations.
theAught
Agreed, I have drank in some real questionable dumps
GoodBrotherGrimm
And I have dumped in some real questionable drinks.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
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