FaTStephen
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Aug 10, 2020 5:18 PM
FaTStephen
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cowboyshooter
Dammit! All I need is 2 more inches!
TechyTechTech
Remember, guys can't get taller, but you sure can get thinner.
Woodpecker2112
Does 5'4 counts?
ImAGM
ciriausly
At the age of 11 no less
MissSiesta
Height is important. You want him to look down on you when he's being mean.
Zumitraveller0
I am in this post, I don’t like it and I won’t tell you which one
68people
Here comes everyone listing their own heights
KillingTlme
As someone who is 6' tall, I do not want to be taller. I think 5'10" would be perfect. Tall people have complications with health.
Domivla
Im 6'4. Where my princess at
SunbearWizard
Are you telling me 2 extra inches and I could've had Emma Watson? Shit now I'm stuck with being the token big guy of the group cause of 2"
Fishwi
6'4", not hideous. Still not applicable.
psstuphere
When he decided to be tall he should also have decided to look like a hunk
AnOceanOfStars
Wait, you guys get to speak to a woman, on Tinder?
souleater2847
They...they actually respond?!?
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
6'2" big bearded man, doesnt help, hard to hide fat
g10shakun
As another 6'4" I can say this isn't entirely accurate
alisa2089
And the narcissist lives another day
thelaaaaaw
he also owns a castle
queeferito
I dated a 6’4 guy and was hard to have sex. Would make out, then crawl down to the dick, then back up, and repeat
MissSiesta
Lol
Smayds
Make out for a bit, then jump in your car and take a drive down to Bonersville?
checksandbalancesplease
LadyLatte
dukeofTerror
6' 66" not true. Took 28 years to find a 5' 90" girl. Did marry her though.
zenoshogun
According to my calculations on your extra inches you are 11.5' and she is 12.5', your snu snu would have collateral damage.
dukeofTerror
Yeah I can't into clapper foot and inch. 203cm and 180cm. So no that large. Comment made me chuckle though
Citizenofthedeep
This comment NEEDS more upvotes!
usernamemustbe4characterslonng
I got laid once at a party cuz “wooooh, you’re tall”.
BabalooFTW
As a 6'4" guy, can assure you this isn't the case.
JeepRenegadeOhio
closer to 6'3
yofloNoodleBandit
It probably had less to do with height and more to do with the big ol castle.
meganical
You mean, her fancy hostage prison? Yeah, I’d take that over a rusty ol’ kidnapping basement any day
biggichi
Big ol something...
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Let’s be honest, it was the library she couldn’t ever read through.
TheRimOfTheSky
Ugh. Idk why but it just annoys me when people act like she had Stockholm or was doing it because he was a prince. It's like it reinforces
TheRimOfTheSky
the idea that bad people can't change, can't be good or do good and have other people love them.
DingYourDong
He kidnapped her! Wtf? Are you ok with forced marriage or child brides too if eventually they are happy?
adamSparkleFurlong
Not defending this specifically but yes I am ok with anyone's happiness, no matter where or how they find it,
adamSparkleFurlong
As long as they arent infringing on anyone else along the way
TheRimOfTheSky
Yes he "kidnapped" her. Then later set her free when he realized it was wrong. She came back to him.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
Tbh, the actual reason this is ok is that it's fiction. You can throw whatever drama you want and in the end if you say this person is
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
redeemed and so-and-so lives happily ever after, you just take that at face value because it's not real and these characters only exist and
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
As a 6’4” hideous beast, I promise this isn’t the case.
SkaerKrowe
Agreed.
wellitseemedlikeagoodideaatthetime
Same, then again if a woman wants to choose me based on my height she can fuck off and marry a ladder
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
If you’re 6’4”, she’ll likely definitely fuck off.
malakim
Well, he ALSO was filthy rich. I guess that helps as well
Gorapora
Idea: Make 2 dating profiles withe same pic & bio. Put 5' 8" in one and 6'4 in the other (6' +- 4"). Compare the results.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
I’d still get 0 hits? Hell yeah.
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
Maybe you need to imprison more people for stealing flowers?
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
If I grew flowers, I might. Sadly, my thumbs are not green, nor am I cursed.
Mechlai
6'3" here... word
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Well, obviously you need another inch.
Mechlai
gonna have to go pick me up some heelys
PluckyPecan
As a fellow 6'4" hideous beast, I feel like it does kinda work this way sometimes.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Success for you! Congrats on leveraging your height to your advantage.
JustSomePersonThere
BIIIINGO
causality
Weirdly enough the only comments I get as a tall guy are people making fun of how small my car is.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Same. And the inevitable...I’m glad I could spot you in the crowd!
GrouchyMarx
I'm a 6'3" hideous beast, can confirm. The height does nothing when you look like an eldritch horror.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Yub-Shuggoth, my man! How’re you doing, my extradimensional friend?
GrouchyMarx
You know, same old, same old. A bit of ph'nglui mglw'nafh, and a bit of Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Can't complain.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Sounds about right. It’s too bad they’ve stopped all those virgin sacrifices. Only way to get laid, amiright?
Sachingare
Are you endowed with the magic 12 inches? That makes a the difference I bet
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Nope. If I was, I’d be doing porn, not posting on Imgur. You can see pics of my wiener in my posts, though, if you’re interested.
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AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
I’ve been told by lots of women and men that it is a nice wiener, even with the weird spots.
Milesgloriosus
Ditto. No one's ever looked up my nose from down where they are and said, 'so hot'.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
It’s usually when they’re staring at my belly button.
billthecrusher
6'7" beast here that can also confirm
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Maybe stop crushing them @billthecrusher? I know human bones make your bread tasty, but....
1metalnation
As a 6'4" relatively handsome guy with a dadbod. I'm have yet to experience what's described in the post
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
There’s your problem. You’re handsome. You gotta be hideous, man.
1metalnation
Ahhh fuck, of course. Guess I'm damned to loneliness with my handsome face
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Darn. As a hideous beast, I wish you luck, Gaston!
TeacupCannibal
I creeped your posts. You ain't hideous. Funny guy with a big wiener? Unlimited supply of potatoes? Youse a catch.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Depends on which wiener. I do have two of them. ;) okay, fine, they’re both under average. That’s what I get for having mini-dachshunds.
trilleebean
But will you date short chubby chicks?
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Belle wasn’t chubby.
trilleebean
But she obviously had some severe mental health issues... which would you prefer?
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
All women are crazy. Just gotta pick your favorite brand and move forward.
trilleebean
And that sentiment is probably why your success rate with the ladies is low.
MoonbeamSparkel6
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
shartedatmysonsgraduation
As a 5’1” girl who online dates; tries to , height is not important but if you’re a shortie I consider it a bonus. Short boys are cute
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
You’re one of a few.
tarataqa
As a 6'4" hideous beast, it works for me every time.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Lucky. You probably have the enchanted castle and big “library,” huh?
tarataqa
and I do dis:
CatDadBod
As a 6'5" hideous beast can confirm.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
They’re always interested until they see your face....and man tits.
maravenchi
Here too... hasn’t worked to my benefit in this way AT ALL
darkbluegeneswilderhorses
Seek out tall ladies? As a tall woman myself, I preferred to date tall men (& married one). Idc if that's "shallow," btw, for anyone reading
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Preference is fine. Everyone has things that click their trigger just right.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Might I suggest investing in an enchanted castle?
ObiWanKenobitch
I’m not gonna lie my type is a big gruff kinda grizzly dude with a mushy center.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Can confirm grizzly and the mushy center. That’s belly fat.
ObiWanKenobitch
Also your username... coincidence or did you know I’m a cat girl ;)
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
You have cat ears and a tail?
ObiWanKenobitch
I mean I can’t say I’ve 100 percent always been without cat ears and a tail...
ObiWanKenobitch
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AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
You like the grizzled mushy kind or are grizzled and mushy?
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AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Again, definitely grizzled. Definitely mushy. Again, so much belly fat.
LadyLatte
So...no castle?
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
I mean, if a man’s home is his castle, then yes. Just...a smaller one.
LadyLatte
Well then Beast, I dont understand the trouble. I guess it’s just a wrong princess problem.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Had a few wrong princesses.
LadyLatte
Yeah, I’ve kissed a few wrong frogs myself. Guess it’s all part of the process.
MINIMVM
Did ypu say 6'4"?
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Yes indeedy.
ObiWanShalomi
She want yo seedy
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
She’ll have to get in line, it seems.
MINIMVM
I-i don't swing that way...
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
That’s fine. I don’t swing any way. I don’t fit on swings at 6’4”.
oksuggestions
See, there you go! I ship this!
MINIMVM
I mean... I'm pretty good in a sword fight. Knowmsayin'
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
I could always use a handy first mate. No, not that kind of mate. For shipping, yarr!!!
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
I mean, whatever floats your boat. Wouldn’t be the first.
oksuggestions
Not sure if I used "shipping something" wrongly or you're just making a joke haha. I meant it as "I support this blossoming relationship" ?
ArcaneConjecture
Tell that to a 5'7" hideous beast, lol.
redsmerf
5' 8" vaguely Shrek-looking beast here, checking in. Got your membership card to the Fraternal Order of Ugly Fucks yet?
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Okay. Girls don’t care if you’re hideous.
TiredOfTheBS
It’s true. Iliza told me
GenshiV
Married 5'7" hideous beast checking in... I promise the height & looks aren't the things that matter in the end.
FaTStephen
They don't matter in the end, but they sure do matter in the beginning when you're 5'11" & delete Tinder bc you're tired of being asked.
DemonFluffer1000
Yeah, "Fat" Stephen are you possibly 5'11'' around? That is way more of a pussy dryer than not being a sextevert.
CrimsonFucker17
I never got asked, but being 5'10", and a hideous beast, I assumed the face was the stopping point before heights ever got to be lol
yesithinkishall
Being under six feet will not stop you finding a girlfriend. However it makes having hot casual sex with a variety of partners much harder
WeatherWiz
You’re essentially 6’. Girls need to chillax
CptRobotNinja
I'm 5'6 my dude. You can overcome it
GenshiV
I was lucky enough to meet my partner at a gym doing muay thai, so I thankfully avoided the shitshow that is tinder swiping.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Yeah, probably. I feel yeah. Girls probably get sick of having their weight asked. That’s why you just don’t worry about it.
Sfinski
Do girls get their weight asked though?
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
I’m married as well. And my height wasn’t anything to do with it.
Onerrorresumenext
It’s that massive 8” dingdong.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
I mean, depends on how steroids the beast has.