I wonder if these lovely young ladies will have more arthritis, or less arthritis, when they reach their 80s, as a result of all these contortions at a young age.
Less, because their muscles are trained to keep their joints in optional load bearing positions during the other 98% of their time spent not in these positions. There's a reason a persons back naturally hunches; it's because they don't train their back sufficiently to pull their shoulders into position against their naturally stronger chest muscles. Also they definitely eat better and keep up on their nutrition.
Me too. Let’s nominate them to the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness & Nutrition! They can promote a healthy lifestyle and physical activity to our kids.
And very erratic hormones as it's dangerous for women to have it that low. Oddly, chimps naturally have low enough to be life threatening even for men.
kitskinner19538
......and hold!...
lonosham
dffksh
#2
BansheeLabs
JerryCan7331
210°.
ChickenVegetas
That last one
kunkuno
TheobromineAddict
I wonder if these lovely young ladies will have more arthritis, or less arthritis, when they reach their 80s, as a result of all these contortions at a young age.
CatBeagler
Less, because their muscles are trained to keep their joints in optional load bearing positions during the other 98% of their time spent not in these positions. There's a reason a persons back naturally hunches; it's because they don't train their back sufficiently to pull their shoulders into position against their naturally stronger chest muscles. Also they definitely eat better and keep up on their nutrition.
ImPerfectlyHappyWithTheDroolingDolts
Bonk
eXoRainbow
ImShocked
I don't blame him
Zoroasterisk
#2 is called "child support is only 18 years"
spiko999
I'll take 2!
MidasClaw
And condoms are just a few bucks. Or free if you know where to look.
Pekols
Bojovnik84
#2 we all still wanted a fail version where the strap snapped or came off her feet tho.
thevoiddancer
I could totally do that if I wanted to. Totally. I'm just not in the mood. But trust me, bro.
usernameunavailable666
*sigh* unzips
wheeeeeeeeeeee
phoony
waited 5 minutes for the last one to start moving…
tygerpsimatrix
Better give it another 5 minutes
euphoricopportunity
@DumpsterKoala I thought this was one of your posts at first
DumpsterKoala
Understandable
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
That's cool but do they know the lore of Bobba Fett otherwise those cheeto fingers won't give them a chance
MuffinProof
sircowdog
There's an excessive amount of strength and flexibility here.
OxJunk
#2
anonymkonto
Wardonk3y
Usainbold
rmsrmsrms38
#3 abs...
frostytech
cum gutters...
PlacentaEaters
MildlyConfusedDino
iwishiwasaborted
#3 Jesus, she is shredded like cheese
smashpro1
Could probably shred cheese on them.
Randomice
Let's not burn them. I have other ideas.
aslum
They're already hot enough.
astromoondoggie
DeinnsBeans
We couuulld, give them a piece of cheese?
gtollie
Me too. Let’s nominate them to the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness & Nutrition! They can promote a healthy lifestyle and physical activity to our kids.
IronIce111
Something closer to water boarding?
NSFWfrontpage2
How many degrees away is waterboarding from a facial?
IronIce111
The amount of guys included
SenselessSentiments
Execute by drowning/ suffocation. But instead of executing them, execute me. By them. Their thighs, specifically
FeelingButter
Build a bridge out of them?
tygerpsimatrix
Mainly involving a form of *boop*
EccentricNimoy
@isetprettygirlsonfire plz!
xizar
They're hot enough self-immolation is a danger.
LaffertyDanie1
Snu snu
spinballwizardmtg
SonneilIon
Start a fire in them leggings
Level21Magikarp
'I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start
A flame in your heart'
SenselessSentiments
*medical license gets revoked*
ayavaska
Ok, once. But afterwards - burn them
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
I don't think it would faze them. They seem to have the inherent ability to get me feeling extraordinarily hot. Pardon me while I burst into flames!
Mhind
Butnit involves friction
Illiasa
go girls go! ... I now feel weak and scared but also want them to take me and protect me lol
PineappleLoopsBroether
I would be so happy if a hot woman just claimed me and kept me.
mediumnonstickskillet
I'm 99% asexual. OK...98%, the abs in that last picture. Oh my. Much respect for the dedication it took to achieve that.
cgasquid
Just 'cause I don't experience sexual attraction doesn't mean I don't like looking at things of beauty.
NotaCPA
Genetics, diet, and hard work. I 100% bet she is angry all the time with body fat % that low.
Kbantar
And very erratic hormones as it's dangerous for women to have it that low. Oddly, chimps naturally have low enough to be life threatening even for men.
GlowstickJedi
Also massively dehydrated probably. As amazing as she looks, that's not really maintainable for any length of time. Most likely prepping for a meet.
kickmyballsrealhard
Holy hell what is that like? I think about sex 100% of the time.
JacaByte
It's great
NiceGreenArrows
Until they reply, I'm here with a lie. It's really productive, they definately don't obsess about hobbies.
KiwiGameDev
Hey like, could you not? I would write more but I have a bunch of projects to work on