Rverence
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Aug 5, 2017 9:42 AM
Rverence
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Jinxies
Get'cher cock! Loverly fresh cock!
TarzanLickingJanesJungle
revoltingdeceased
I read that in a monty python, cleese/Palin sketch voices.
JacobSevier
When people ask who the fuck i thin i am
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
"Ugh, AGAIN!?"
jesuswhatusernameisnttaken
core360
He has a rip in his forskin , that's gonna get infected.
RootEnoch
@BiggusDickus2
RobJenkins
"That will feed a family for a month" - as per the times
SirWadeWilson
SirFurdTerguson
does it make sweet lemonade?
hmzzz
Want some homemade Alfredo sauce miss?
pterodactylptime
Who got dat good D?! I got dat good D!
FragPenguin
"This penis is too large!", said Goldilocks
EthicalCephalopod
I'm afraid too.
SpitefulRed
I read this in John Oliver's accent
FromTheTwistedMindOfABrotha
Well I can't unseen this
boredactor
where does the excess blood go when he's soft? does he go soft?
Nowa1
You say that like he's hard now....
Iamfergy
YetAnotherGamerGirl
so shitposting is ancient
ZeusHairyButt
Devil got a smug grin
PlsNoMoreDoge
Big dicks symbolized an excessive sex drive and considered to be sinful or of low class. That's why Greek sculptures have small dicks
ifollowjohnny
True for the period of this painting, not true for periods prior. Roman paintings displayed giant dongs on Gods as good luck.
IdLikeToRideAPigIntoBattle
Now big dicks rule
GDSTEVE
That, or the sculptors did.
MissSiesta
Actually, she looks delighted. As should she be.
jasta6
"Oh my stars and garters, would you just look at that!"