cheeky gorilla gets attitude checked

May 19, 2018 5:47 AM

potatoardvarkhybrid

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Think before you act.

Anakin the gorilla has strong feelings both about sand and younger gorillas.

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Listen up you little shit. You better watch out or ill fuck your shit up.

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"1v1 me on rust lil bitch" - big Gorilla probably

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Pocket sand

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Shhi-shahh!

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Big Gorilla is like You're not on the internet anymore Dave yo ass is mine

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He forgot he wasn't on the Internet

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Harambehave yourself.

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He covered his eyes before hlthe sand hit him. Yeah, shouldn't mess with the big dude

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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This is what i was looking for

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Knew this hat to be here somewhere. Best possible response.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He said, son, I gonna beat yo' ass.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad more human dads don’t do this.

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Ramsay Bolton wished she reacted like that to him

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Ramsay is dead. Licked to death by his own puppies.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*Smooch* that's what I thought bish

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

hey look his dad did't beat the shit out of him. gorillas are more civilised than some dads

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Teenagers!

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aaaaaand I’m out. ~ 3rd gorilla

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So, he went golfin.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now you have all 300 lbs of my attention, what do you have to say for yourself?

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I'd wager closer to 4 or 500 on that one. Insane amounts of muscle mass.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

It is an absolute unit.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am in awe of the lad

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Twas just a prank dude, the camera's right there.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

“Try that again”

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Old boy saw it coming. He's done this dance before.

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This is perfect

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Trunk monkey!

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The Trunk Monkey alarm system.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks like the new Speed Racer took a darker turn...

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*Angry Whisper* "Now listen here you little shit. Just because there's a guy with a camera over there, don't think I won't beat your ass".

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The smooch of dominance. A real alpha male can aggressively smooch his companions into submission.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BOY!

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First thing that went through my mind!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

During the part where Atreus gets an attitude about his parentage.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hey. I brought you into this world I can take you out. Make another one looks just like you.

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Hi mum!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy Shit! A flash back to my childhood!!

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

I'm dead. "Make another one looks just like you."

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

I've said this before... #parenting_fail ?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I bet you have

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Quoth the Cosby.

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I went to the dentist last week. Made me sad I couldn't do my Cosby dentist routine. :-(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(...back before we knew all the fucked up details about him)

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah I felt a little creppy posting his quote, but it was too perfect.

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To be honest despite what happened Cosby still has some pretty good material anyway. Not saying that makes what he did void, but he’s funny.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I still think "himself" is one of the best standup acts of all time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I agree. I use lines from that constantly. "Was your head with you all day today?"

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that whole brain damage bit is glorious

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