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"two more minutes, then we'll swap"
Mar 10, 2017 9:01 AM
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gingerbrdman
Welp. Your life is magical. +1
boomboomk9000
When you want to see majestic creatures in their natural habitat, but the majestic creatures all want a belly rub
unknownmale
the moment he stops....
bigcountry24
When he stopped rubbing, Photographer was never seen again!
FuzzyNuggets
What a fun job
yomancs
And fuck china this morning
ImIntoAnythingReally
What an experience, Rhinos are the fucking best Animal. Period.
MireLurkKing
"two more minutes, then we'll swap"
whoDare
His big, flappy ears are the size of the dude's head!
DunderGifflin
...that's what she said, @op. ;)
undercovergiraffe
annd that is exactly why we don't do anal anymore
highcommander
Even the dog knows it's not going to end well... Bye person!
RecentlyChangedMyName
Nah, it is like petting a cow. Nothing to worry here^^
cokeysmurf
Aaaawww yissss scritches!
pumpuppthesoundwaves
hey this monkey wants to jerk me off
HighlySexualLobster
-Strom Thurmond
emmabegood
I was waiting for the 2 minute mark when the rhino tries to return the favor....
UmbralEntity
Uh, there's someone in the back with longer hair rubbing as well. I think THAT'S the reason the rhino is happy.
RedneckFrank
5 more minutes of this and I'm gonna get mad
SouthtownZ
SmokieMcBongwater
Awwww...I wanna pet the puppy
summitshow
In his defense.. Id be shit scared to do anything else.
LarryLevine
yep, that's just your fucking life now, scratchin' that rhino's tittays
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Wild baby Rhinos and Hippos would scare the bejesus out of me. This is because momma Rhino/Hippo can't be far away.
leodavinci1
Don't think that is a baby. Young maybe, but not a baby.
Maliique
Yeah, that can't be good for the rhino. Imagine the rhino not being scared of humans/poachers. Sad.
RecentlyChangedMyName
Southerns are more like cattle, espacially those in human care, which this obviously is. And poachers mostly hunt at night, using snares 1)
RecentlyChangedMyName
they put up before and other disgusting instruments to make it easier.
yikesimgur
Ohhhh, that's what they mean by rubbing the rhino
bigdog1983
My pet rhino needa some rubbing
buttcrackel
You should tell everyone today you saw a video of some guy rubbing the rhino.
TiRhino
Please keep your hands to yourself.
FurtiveGlancer
I did think "why is that guy jacking off that rhino"
SearchingForUnderstanding
truckfighter407
The rhino has no horn...
mcscusemebeeitch
If i remember correctly, horns are removed to protect rhinos so poachers have no drive to kill them since it's the horn they want anyway.
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
And it still doesn't work because they shoot the rhino and take what's left.
TheHonorableJudgeDookie
Too bad you won't see many of these guys around in the next couple decades.
TrueLegateDamar
Especially since poachers started killing them in zoos, even European ones
mulligylan
Not true. A few species rhino are going to be extinct but rhinos as a whole are doing well
RecentlyChangedMyName
NO! They don't! There are some places where southerns and blacks have steady rising numbers, but overall this will mean nothing, if there 1)
RecentlyChangedMyName
are no policies to truly protect them and banish trade worldwide.
ErectileFunction
Is that a dog running around in the background?
Dreigiau
It's a Dingo, it seems to have eaten your baby
BillNyeYourMomsAGuy
Experts will confirm that its the chupacabra
smileforme123
No it's a rhino not a dog
Casualfriday45
Looks like a little Dachshund
Begoo505
You're a dog running around in the background.
becausesnakesandsparklersaretheonlyonesilike
shit looks like a baby cheetah yo
AkeciStephan
Its a warthog, they run with their tails up like that.
ReverseNecrophiliac
It's a weenie dog, you can see its snout and floppy ears
Valentijn101
A pumba :-)
jazzhandpanda
Observer effect at its best
SoButtons42
I thought for a split second that he was jerkin it off
BeefBigelow
came here to look for this comment lol
SoButtons42
At least someone appreciates my brain in the gutter
SoButtons42
I also thought he was because of the title. . Two more minutes and we'll swap
assissantmanager
That rhino seems pretty horny
iAmNature
I mean, that chest looks like a big saggy vagina
one1deuce
@hornyrhino
circuspony
SeriouslyAwkward
it actually looks like his horn has been poached :(
ChillaAquila
maybe they cut it off to deter poachers? Not worth the hassle then
RecentlyChangedMyName
No, it was dehorned to avoid it getting poached. Sad practice, that is very often needed in poaching prone reservates.
SeriouslyAwkward
O that's pretty cool then! But wouldn't this harm this rhinos way of living or not?
samsonguy920
Poachers go for the entire horn, as in what is also below the flesh. What this rhino has will still do plenty of damage.
RecentlyChangedMyName
It will probably have a degenerating impact on those affected, losing one of its most important defense mechanisms... but who knows...
RecentlyChangedMyName
It is less attractive for poachers nonetheless. There aren't that many options left for Vets and Rangers... Reservats are underfunded and
samsonguy920
Is it better to get punched by a big brick or stabbed with a big spike? I don't see much a negligible difference.
Mcpee
Unlike the one in french wildlife park.
ToxicPineapple
Bruh
brobrobrourboat
ShutUpMeh
Too soon!
ClapTrapConjurerOfTheDarkArts
HeyWaze
lol.. Rhino has never felt that before, better keep it up forever
fluffywarthog
I'm worried about how hard that guy has to scratch before the rhino feels anything to begin with. Their skin is half an inch in most places.
HeyWaze
good point.. Rhino does seem to be sticking around for it though
bughero
You never hear much about rhinos anymore.
reineseele
Yeah the cameraman was forced to adopt that one, cause he ruined her with such an intense belly rub. The rhino is still in love with him.
MmmPeaches
You mean they don't make it into the news every other week?
Arhangelus
That's because they keep their nose out of human business.
IYKWIM
Mfw comment was intended to commence "The Triggering". +1 mate
thatanonymoususer
Animal Planet and Discovery Channel have better things to worry about these days.
RecentlyChangedMyName
3 Northern whites, 20k southerns, 4-5k blacks, not much to talk about left... and don't get me started on the asian ones...
orangeisthenewbasic
I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
OldFarter
Because Asia are raping and plundering the stock.....
FourByFourAnimalStyle
I work at the zoo and I pass by a rhino erry day. It's such a cool animal
Nightelfbane
2nd post about rhinos ive seen today
Talligan
CAUSE THEY ALL DEAD
FernandoRumdebum
Aww now I'm sad
MindRape
if it helps: i hear it gets hot in rhinos
BluffinMuffin
There's a baby rhino at my zoo, I'm over joyed but sad because I have to wait to see him since I sprained my ankle.
Myfuri
Yeah, literally no f*cks were given for long enough time for thongs to go this way :(
Myfuri
or things even
one1deuce
@vintageRhino
vintageRhino
I hear about rhinos every time they're posted, thanks to deuce.
CorporalTango
Rhino right?!
Janusha
Except when they get shot and have their horns sawed off.... Like in a zoo in Paris.
FredLaGoldue
I was about to talk about it... Poor white rhino :(
Janusha
You can be 100% sure that was done by an African immigrant who has done it before in the wild and know how to sell it and what its worth.
Arsikere
i had the same thought :(
Janusha
Yeah I mean... Who else would even think to do such a thing.
Fredfinks
Hellloooooo China! Arsenic is best penis stiffener. Household bleach also works well.
Volcanuz
Nah cyanide is better. Thats why they call that comic happiness and cyanide!
SergeiBoobtitsky
I know you're joking, but 75% of Chinese people didn't know shark fins were in shark fin soup. Once they learned, consumption is down 50-80%
youngmountaingoat
Or a nice looking girl.
QuiteADapperAsshole
Well their one child policy fucked that up, didn't it?
The2020ElectionWasStolen
There's one in your area!
youngmountaingoat
Apparently there are lots in my area that want to have sex with me according to imgur messages. Who knew!
MadsBen
Poachers in a zoo in France days ago: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/03/wildlife-watch-rhino-poaching-zoo-trafficking/
lyricallove
What the fuck is wrong with people?!
DickAllHairy
Are you fucking kidding me!?!?
Cez666
Were they caught?
Asherdash
Not yet, investigation is ongoing based on that article.
slyvic
Now theres only 3 left.
popuptent
Jesus Christ people are assholes
Timmahhhh
That blows my mind. WTF?
justaminutethere
This is highly disturbing. People suck sometimes.
harles2000
I'm not usually very reactionary, but I'm good with these guys being shot in the street. Repeatedly.
MadsBen
1 or more African nations are hunting poachers "with license to kill". They're wanted alive, but if not - no biggie.
AusChavez
should be the case for all poachers in all nations they operate as they are armed threats to park rangers.
koka101
Heard something about American Marines being sent to help with hunting for them (poachers) but that was before Trump so who knows now
agentmacaroni
FUCKING PEOPLE
GanjalfTheClear
That's because there's only like 4 left. Not really much to talk about
TheMubb
That joke went over your head didn't it?
twofishtails
All the little hysterics on Imgur will make unscientific claims about any animal to further the false narrative. OMG cats are nearly extinct
MatrimBloodyCauthon
:(
DJREGULUS
There are more than that, Lewa wildlife conservancy in Kenya has done an excellent job of protecting the black rhino. They have not lost 1/
DJREGULUS
a single rhino to poaching in the last 3 years, and their rhinos make up 15% of the remaining population of the animals.
NICKFOU
There's 15k rhinos left in the wild, but 11k of them are white rhinos. Others are black, Javan (40), Sumatran (250) and Indian rhinos. Sad.
RecentlyChangedMyName
wrong numbers, more like 25k to 30k
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
There's around 30k white rhinos in the wild. You're using data at least a decade old.
NICKFOU
Yeah I just saw that Wikipedia (both in French and English) and other specialized websites were using 2008 data... But the WWF says 20k...
CindyWho4
I definitely trust WWF on this topic.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Why do people think this? There's tens of thousands of rhinos. They're at the carrying capacity of their habitat. They're thriving. Two 1/2
vamenn
I think people always think about the Western Black Rhino, specifically, and just assume it's all rhinos.
pragmatao
RLM
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Species of rhinos that were never as adaptable as southern whites are critically endangered, but as a whole, rhinos are doing great. 2/2
KingDonaldJTrump
I think people hear about that last 4 Northern White Rhinos in Kenya, and only one is male in 24 hour surveillance. They are cattle in SA.
dumbleduck
In SA at most game reserves they also have 24 hour surveillance. Currently working at a game reserve that has caught poachers on the reserve
RecentlyChangedMyName
3 Northern whits left at Ol Pejeta, Sudan (last male) and two females. Sadly Sudan is to old and won't get accepted as possible mate by 1)
MatrimBloodyCauthon
:)
CindyWho4
IMO "doing great" is a stretch. The majority of healthy populations are within reserves, & so many species are still critically endangered.
LimerickGoblin
You shouldn't have been downvoted, you're spot on. The white rhino is the only species of rhino that is not endangered.
dumbleduck
Only +/- 5000 black rhino left worldwide and about 19000 white rhino. The numbers were increasing but are starting to decrease rapidly again
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Nope. Don't know why you think that. It's not accurate
GrimTuesday
Assholes cutting off their horns with a chainsaw in the zoo is a primo thing to talk about. Especially if it leads to their capture/death
SederHishtalshelus
Help each other, save the animals, prevent global warming by tweeting about it at our workdesks yessir
CindyWho4
Even this poor guy has been chopped. :( I hate humans.
theactualfrickinmoon
Some organisations cut the horn off to safe the rhinos life, because those assholes are just interested in the horn
CindyWho4
Which is the saddest shit ever. Akin to genital mutilation to stop rape. I like the organizations that dye the horns/tusks better.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Wait whut?
theactualfrickinmoon
the sad part is that they have to do this...
Qumefox
Problem with both that, and the cutting them off, is that the poachers will kill them anyway just to not have to track them.
GanjalfTheClear
Death of the assholes cutting the horns off, correct?
GrimTuesday
Yup, was too lazy to figure out how to reword it to make it clearer and under 140 characters.
GanjalfTheClear
Good. Now, the answer to the poachers problem... Legalize hunting poachers. Think about it...
icelaw
Morally and judicially, they deserve to be treated fair and to have a fair trial. But no one says a little "mob justice" couldn't "fix them"
PoppinLochNessHopster
I don't want to kill them, per se, but their cocks would probably be good if you cut them off and mashed em up and snorted them
Nikolaj
There's a big market for that. Thousands of new @OPs every day looking for a steady supply for their cock snorting addiction.
TheCodiac
Let's do that. And then kill them.
Zahael
Human horn, a great aphrodisiac.
Octobutt
Is it gonna birth out Jim Carey?
PenisFarts
My first thought
TheMARSK
MUST. HAVE. AAAAIIIIRRR.
timageyour
InCaseOfStairsUseFire
WARM-UH!
LiteralZebra
Thought my family was the only ones who appreciated how he said this
DiddyDollar
You are not alone!.. my so and i always do it when it gets hot ahah
SAFE4WORK
This is 9 months before Jim was born.
theblackhole08
Username checks out +1
tugboatcaptain
Kinda hot in these rhinos
jeffeypuh
Yes!!!!!!! Lmfao so funny
InCaseOfStairsUseFire
It took him 80 years to achieve that level of comfort with a rhino.
fartharder
slappyhamsalads
Kinda hot in these rhinos...
Gwurver
I have questions
amishcannoli
Watch Ace Ventura 2. Enjoy an answer with a side of additional questions.