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Nov 23, 2017 4:09 AM
yourmumiswatchingthinkbeforeyoupost
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DigitalDystopia
username checks out
MyName4Wine
https://imgur.com/NOECI0s
Terrapin2190
And you can see the loops even. Lol!
nafun
I've lived long enough to watch the ropes tied to my headboard go from bondage gear to mobility assist.
smashasaurus
Its how I hang posters mom.
gaberham
PotatoFaminePart2
i too am an avid rock climber
luckydude
Does she knows her name means 'house' in French? Silly Americains, hon hon hon.
SaFalken
This nearly happened with us. We had a house inspectio from the landlords and forgot about the leather cuffs on the headboard. I managed...
SaFalken
...to cover them with pillows before they were seen.
lokishadowgirl
https://media.giphy.com/media/11SIBu3s72Co8w/giphy.gif
RichardHardley
Night terrors.
themailmanchasesmydog
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Already decorating for Christmas, I see.
HippDeutschMan
dietderpsy
This is how she was made in the first place
EveryLieIsAnInsult
You mean 'exercise equipment' attached to the bed, to aid with crunches. ????
promilleken1
She needs them for exorcism
BurritoParty
That’s awesome.
Calistrasza
Moms aren't stupid. She knows. She probably doesn't really care.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
... she does it too
SukottoDono
no she probably thinking "yes! I'm getting a grandchild soon!"
LadiesPleaseDontPmMeYourNudes
Ropes on your bed? Why would anyone want to hang dry their clothes over their bed?
blaChek
'I sleepwalk mom'
TallCan
pineapplepuppy
The way the rope is tied at the wrists, isn't that bad to have slipknots and be at an angle? Doesn't that make blood clots or whatever?
gibbinthegremlin
Depends on the amount of slack in the over all rope..so a friend has told me
myotherfistisapenis
Yes, she or her partner should learn proper rope binding knots and techniques. 1/2
myotherfistisapenis
Another rule, never bind someone where they can not get out of on their own. If I have a heart attack they should be able to get free easily
pineapplepuppy
Funny enough, there's a movie on Netflix of this concept.
Jfair90
MoonpiePlease
...because of the implication
ConstableDuggins
ITS FETISH SHIT
MyEndWillNotBeOnEarth
I was like sitting here for several minutes and didn't get it. Then, "oooh it's a dirty thing..." damn I'm so innocent..
10percentofthetimeitworkseverytime
What does she need ropes on her bed for?
vitfall
Fuckin'.
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ImNotSureWhatAGoodUserNameIsSoThisWillHaveToDo
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/38100000/Vicious-Dana-ghostbusters-38123978-500-260.png
dijital101
Just need em until the Stockholm Syndrome sets in.
EmanonInverse
Oh honey
AngelxOfxSin
Zreen
To practice suffocating demon succubai.
Ibclyde
Earthquake safety
Fairdinkums
She's fucking possessed
JuniperJupiter
No, once she's "possessed" she the one getting fucked.
ThisFrkinName
She's probably a sleepwalker and that's to keep her from hurting herself.
jmega
So she doesn't fall off the bed when she's getting her brains banged out by a dude... Or a girl with a strappy.
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
I have to read this in an Irish accent. I have to.
10percentofthetimeitworkseverytime
SnipSnapCrabAttack
For sex.
pieter42
She hangs wet underwear there. So they are dry in the morning
Vaeevictiss
I figured the ropes meant she stuffed her underwear in her mouth.
Uncomfortablepotato
I like how no one really answers the question... What is it actually for?
ImAShittyTransAm
Just rope play. Nothin crazy.
QueenCousland
Bondage.
JumpingBalogna
You see, when two humans are in love...
inaplasticcup
oh, bless your innocence
Teksura
NewtGinGrinch
To keep her from floating off into dreamland !
rockonjones
Blonde. Their lives are hard.
Goldenteckel
That comment made my day !
CirB
Oh you sweet Summer child...
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Stolemyline.gif
englebertfistybuns
korvkiosk
Stuebydoo
Night terrors
sahdad
You see, when two (or more) people really love each other's bodies...
Mechame
If she is a sleepwalker, she might restrain herself at night to prevent hurting herself. Or for sex.
Chemtrails4Life
how can you have sex with ropes?
combatwombat0
Be creative
Exsul
It is a thing called BDSM. Some people like the feeling of giving up power. I recommend looking up the def w/ safe search to better get it!
Sauroctonus
You have to tie up your penis in case it deflates and flies around the room.
Chemtrails4Life
jeez, sex sounds scary.........
CotterPyke
elaborate pulley system for breakfast time
KeatonJazz
Forget the bondage—That’s what the rest of us really want-breakfast in bed.
CotterPyke
the hell with b and d, i want the flippin waffles!
ShutUpMeh
Seizures
Teksura
sendbobs
THE FORBIDDEN GIF
santacruznp
Fucking net neutrality
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Underrated comment right here.
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Possiblyendemic
cleffy
Rip you glorious bastard
Unravelled
Unravelled
Unravelled
Unravelled
DinoKebab
Wearwolf
OhBuggerIt
"There Wolf!"
madmanmoe64
Werewolf*
thisisagoldfish
Icommentandpostmypets
That is why you get the under the bed restraints, easier to hide.
EMTsaidwhat
More stable too.
Luluk89
Theyre amazing to be 100% real with you
Revnis
Why hide it let your freak flag fly. Bdsm is insainly common for how taboo it seems to be.
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Revnis
Hey man you never work a day in your life if your doing what you love.
ihatefeelings
NOT COMMON ENOUGH GODDAMNIT
PudgyPinkiePie
Too common. It's cringy as fuck.
mto96
True Story
Nyoibo83
Word
ctzn07
almost like silent bragging
KinkAccount
Don't care how common it is, I still wouldn't want my mum to know!
ZZhillTopper
I've been married for years. I still wouldn't do anything to remind my mom I'm having sex. I may or may not tell her about any grand kids.
ZZhillTopper
Should we have any kids.
EvilDeadTed
The worst is when you find out your parents do it. My parents accidentally left a "home movie" in the VCR once.
FrozenFoodGuy
And the shock paralysed you and you ended up watching the entire thing?
EvilDeadTed
No, I turned it off once I saw my mother's face.
buttcreambandit
Those are pretty legit
Boom365
noctisumbra0
I have a couple of 2x6s with a series of eye screws....
SpecialMrQtip
I have those and you right
RecordingCoder
I actually designed a bed completely around rope play and I'm pretty freaking proud of it. It looks the shit. Now I just have to build it.
KamSolastor
Well? Where’s the step-by-step of it?
PhoenixOfBlood
I would like to see this design
Icommentandpostmypets
PudgyPinkiePie
Disgusting
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Bingo. When our kid saw ours sticking out when I was making the bed I told him, "Oh, that's what holds the mattress on the boxspring."
mufasa1028
Same exactly situation over here.....only I was the kid ...
Sunnyimplication
Not sure that excuse would work on the parents. Of course they might gift you some more heavy duty ones instead ????
TheCrappyDetective
He will figure out what they are when he's a teenager and he is going to have a devastating realisation. That mom and dad are freaks
LifesLittleLunatic
Ha. You should've heard the meltdown my adult brother had when he found my parents vibrators. Total freakout. Idiot. Parents are people too.
TheCrappyDetective
Except from my mother shes a goddamn saint
Tyr13
Or just good at hiding stuff.
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Nah, not anymore than anyone else. We're pretty vanilla honesty. I just hope he has a healthy view about relationships and sex.
MrMcSpiff
He will if you teach him to.
Mayokopp
So you post it on twitter? Twice? Wat
Pinkwhistle
Someone's not the smartest tool in the drawer.
imyellinkimberr
Username checks out...twice
fracturedhip
Meh. I wouldn't mind showing random internet people sex ropes they don't care. My mom however thinks I'm still 4
theHitchenator
Posted before realisation from what I can tell
BenGoodal
With real names as well.
ThisCommentWillGetMeBannedAgain
And the second time? No, this was intentional from the start.
iamkarlpilkington
No first one doesn't mention the ropes so it was about the photo regarding the shirt but too pretty.. then realised.. whats wrong with me?
DidNoOneNoticeThis
That's how the story plays out, but I don't really see any indication of a "shirt for Maison" in the picture tbh.
sonofTK421
Pure attention seeking