Can't touch this

Jun 8, 2026 12:00 AM

DOcelot1

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*stands in the center of the room with a paintball gun*

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 18

That was almost a Jackie Chan level of maneuvering

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What is this? To escape a predator?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of fun we can look forward to if the facists win and we get locked up in the camps

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The summer cabin we rented at the Lake had a 30 foot open sided pavillion where they stacked all the picnic benches when not in use. Us kids played 'Tag' by jumping from one table to the next. Parents made us stop when my older bro missed a jump and got banged up...

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks almost like professional Tag.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Every time I see one of these arenas, I think that this may be unironically extremely dangerous. All that running and leaping around hard metal objects with zero protection.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d actually watch this and that balloon-mustn’t-hit-the-ground thing.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when you make sibling rivalry a sport. Did you eat my ice cream?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dating game is exactly like this.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

cool :)

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OSHA?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a lot of sharp corners to hit your head on.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Tonight on ESPN Ocho

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay, that foot-hooking the bar and swing under the obstacle at the end was insane.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Obligatory "task failed successfully". Also OWWW that must have hurt.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ESPN 8 the ocho going strong

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Today on the Ocho...

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Where can I watch more of this?

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's called "World Chase Tag" -- They have a site and Youtube, but the video monetization and organization are a bit of a mess.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're never gonna catch me!

3 months ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 2

See you next year!

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

i like how my wife can be that horny

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

At every obstacle I’d stop, examine a limb and say “that gonna leave a mark”

3 months ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Shin bones cringe in fear.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many protuberances on my extremities

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People who would survive the zompocalypse regardless of whether the zombies were the slow kind or the crazy running kind....you want these guys in your group as gatherers

3 months ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 2

I'm hoping I die on day one. I don't want to live in that world

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean that's basically the premise of runners in Dying Light

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'd be awesome. But if one of them gets caught out the rest of you are screwed.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Definitely. The old "don't have to outrun the predator" thing.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Im going to hope they remember my heroic death in season one

3 months ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Not trying to be negative but, most of us here would probably end up being the "person that died in the first episode from doing something dumb"

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just like, fall off a dumpster and hope they forget about you, my research shows that works weirdly often

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'll just be sitting by my bicycle.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hopefully peddling there is a different survival rate if you’re just sitting on it

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd have hands on hips, standing still, coughing and breathing heavily while trying to say "give up yet" after 20 seconds of that.

3 months ago | Likes 259 Dislikes 3

I'd've knocked myself unconscious on a bar of shelf in 15 seconds or less. Their situational awareness is remarkable.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This round only goes for 20 seconds, so you are fine

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fuckin showoff!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you take up exercise and a better diet, and stick to it every day for a year, you can make that 40 seconds!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's five seconds longer than me

3 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Me, too. And I wasa spectator.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That's 10 seconds longer than me.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's 25 seconds longer than me.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I lost 3 teeth watching that

3 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I would smash my shin so hard on those poles on the outside edges

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rolled both ankles and dislodged my left knee cap watching this.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That looks like a headache waiting to happen

3 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

No helmets or pads or anything. Wild

3 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'd have at least padded the bars and edges of the decks... Which is ironic considering I come from the generation of metal slides...

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hey, hey!! Hi metal slide buddy! Loved those things in the dead of summer. It wasn't fun until you left the park with 3rd degree burns.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hey do you smell bacon?"

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idk, when you're relying on potentially swinging on or jumping off of them, it seems like the much less secure and unpredictable padding would make things more dangerous, in a way. You try to jump, it spins, you move about a quarter as far as you were expecting, and then crash into some awkward corner.

But at least maybe some helmets and shin guards might be nice.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They can make padding that doesn't move.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0