Woah careful there. Reveal too much of those eyes and you'll never be able to stop giving it treats and endless pets. Those things are dangerous. The hair grows in front of them to naturally nerf their mind control effects without them your powerless against their gaze.
My dog won’t let me wipe his eyes when they get watery, and ifI try to wash him, he’ll cry and run to hide. Let his groomer come over though? He jumps into her van and up on the table, stands still like a proper gentleman! I’ll never understand.
As a man I've grown a beard+mustache a few times. I don't like the beard because it's scratchy and doesn't look good on me. But I hate the mustache because it gets in the food and in the mouth, and it smells like food for the rest of the day and it's annoying as fuck. I don't know how people enjoy having them...
Everybody's hair is different, of course. But i will share a couple pieces that helped mine: Once a week, look in the mirror and do a big, broad smile. Use really sharp scissors to cut strait across just over the upper lip. Keeps all the hair out of your food. Once your beard comes in, never use body wash or bar soap on it. It's hair, use shampoo. Once mine got past about .5in, it stopped being scratchy.
... And now the dog will run outside and roll in something disgusting, or if that's not available, anything dirty will do. Source: I've had many dogs in the past. When I was a kid, me and the dog would roll around in pretty much the same thing. I drew the line at dead things... To much stench!
Can confirm. Gave my pup a bath earlier today and took her outside to finish drying. Thankfully she just rolled in the grass. By the time she rolled in the dirt at least she was dry.
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
Good dawg, man.
jj999124
Woah careful there. Reveal too much of those eyes and you'll never be able to stop giving it treats and endless pets. Those things are dangerous. The hair grows in front of them to naturally nerf their mind control effects without them your powerless against their gaze.
n3ckr0mantic
Daww that high five!
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
Good looking, and good acting fren.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Oh, there you are
Aetherblade
Is this actually good for the dog or is it just because the owner think its prettier?
ALTEFFFOUR
They gain the same benefit you or I would if we cut the hair away from our eyes and mouth and ears.
laurapede83
You just know that felt soooo good for the goodest boy/girl.
rijstewafels
This is the dog version of that comic of a rough bearded guy looking like a babyface after shaving
sevenfingerman
Some dogs are ok with being groomer. Some dogs aren’t.
TsubakiTragic
It's a miracle I tell ya... I can see again. Jeezus H tap-dancing-Christ I have seen the light!
BestofUwU
My dumbass said "that's a good doggo" out loud, like 7 times during that video. I'm no longer sure if I'm training my dogs or if they are training me.
crunchefun3000
I got real nervous at the ear snips
CorndogHead
What a good dog.
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
My dog won’t let me wipe his eyes when they get watery, and ifI try to wash him, he’ll cry and run to hide. Let his groomer come over though? He jumps into her van and up on the table, stands still like a proper gentleman! I’ll never understand.
yamsonyamsonyams
When are his whiskers?
BigBlueWonder
Next week
DrSharkbite
powerrangerpl
Beaut.
itsthevoiceman
maybe she's born with it
cytherians
KittensForDays
That’s not even fair
JackmanXD
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bWZ1cXhmcXh6Y3A1cXU2MjN6bzg1NTJjOHh2aG1uMnpqdmlnMmYwZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa/200w.webp
davebarton315101
We could use a shot of him in his original little old man look to compare with the end result.
RetrogradeLlama
Ready for the job interview!
Verbodentoegang
I’ll take bets at this point, the dogs loves these visits
SixSixxtySix
No they do not. The only worse thing is a trip to the vet.
yuugian
I do those first two snips on my own mustache
FPAlpha
I use my electric cutter, faster and more precise.
jesuisgur
As a man I've grown a beard+mustache a few times. I don't like the beard because it's scratchy and doesn't look good on me. But I hate the mustache because it gets in the food and in the mouth, and it smells like food for the rest of the day and it's annoying as fuck. I don't know how people enjoy having them...
yuugian
Everybody's hair is different, of course. But i will share a couple pieces that helped mine:
Once a week, look in the mirror and do a big, broad smile. Use really sharp scissors to cut strait across just over the upper lip. Keeps all the hair out of your food.
Once your beard comes in, never use body wash or bar soap on it. It's hair, use shampoo. Once mine got past about .5in, it stopped being scratchy.
OperatorWay
OliverClothesoff70
Happy to see this one. If you hadn’t posted it, I would have had to.
HellFireBeardMan
This makes me smile every time I see this.
Ree81
beerbarrel
... And now the dog will run outside and roll in something disgusting, or if that's not available, anything dirty will do. Source: I've had many dogs in the past. When I was a kid, me and the dog would roll around in pretty much the same thing. I drew the line at dead things... To much stench!
VolcanoHerder
Can confirm. Gave my pup a bath earlier today and took her outside to finish drying. Thankfully she just rolled in the grass. By the time she rolled in the dirt at least she was dry.
beerbarrel
I love dogs. Cats too, but dogs are the best people.