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HippyMama86
a. This made me miss summer. b. Falling down icy stairs is not really a fail so much as a serious fuck! c. Good dump +1
mmmmbyefelicia
#8 I will never not laugh at flinging trash.
lateforwork
The one with the black dude that falls down stairs into the bush is Rapper meek mill
Strongharbour432
I wouldn't call that umbrella a failure, more like you found the alternative self deploying mini raft function
SirWhitesalot
LITTLE J!!!!!!!!
TumEsticks
I feel like this is from Bob Saget's personal collection.
ilovecake
Kid in #1 definitely threw up white puke shortly after. Source: I accidentally inhaled a dandelion when I was a little girl & it was AWFUL.
Pootisborn
#7
klar971
#9 oh god the face burn...
ottotravel
I DID laugh, and they were all "AW FUCK." but not, "Oh shit they ded's" which gave me a kind of guilt free mirth.
ottotravel
Except the dirt bike jump, he might have died.
HunterKYA82
#11 Stop flopping you bastard
username20characters
That timing of the flash on the camera in #28.
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
https://media.giphy.com/media/14aLuWEyopPrFK/giphy.gif
aninvisiblemaniac
wish I could see the picture they got lol
SoftypantsMcHuggable
#31 Did she hit her head on the dresser?!
SometimesISayDumbShit
yep, she ded
CNNBRFIINF
Last time this was posted, I read she had hit her temple on the dresser and died shortly after :-(
SoftypantsMcHuggable
If true then that is terrible.
mrcalifornian
I can't find anything about that, though it's hard to google
thescarby
LIL JAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
JunWasHere
#5 - He caught it! He can recov- Aww...
Gemsta
I feel like a bad person for laughing at some of these
StraightFish
I don't!
Canisiel
I laughed at a good majority of these.
dReWdAt
Well, then does that mean OP is the devil?
Timmy622
IndyAndyJones
Nah, dude just borrowed his shirt
xRocketman52x
High percentage of people getting hurt, with next to no one crippled and no one killed. 10/10 fail compilation, you're doing God's work, OP.
slamnfreak
When did Steve from Blues Clues start trying bike tricks??
RainbowRaea
God dammit Lil J you're supposed to be a gymnast.
juniebtrapqueen
i can just see that penguin gif playing over and over on my family's desktop computer
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
NO MORE BROTHERS OR SISTERS
tmleadr03
My first thought on this was she was gonna land on his knee.
Caydesix
Shout out to lil j
KingDickButt
bshorne
THE RIMMY TIM
Satherian
No no no, Rimmy Tim is someone else. Jeremy hopes to be as awesome as Rimmy Tim one day.
Spotaholic
#3 'Murica, Cap'n 'Murica.
minc3r
#4 LITTLE JAAAAAAAY
UncomfortableAnswers
"I've never really done a backflip before." "You still haven't done one."
ThatCkickenThatRanAway
#16 Distract then shank
rhubarbsalad
Christmas cat attack is so great. From unbridled enthusiasm to bewildered terror in an instant.
MauroSanchez
#13 cat- I'm tired of your shit mike
hotdudecurator
Haha I wonder if that cat is an asshole all the time or was actually just freaked out by his reaction
Meludan
Cats are always assholes. ALWAYS!
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Adorable assholes.
WhistlePigger
I saw the followup pics to this cat attack a few weeks ago when it was first posted. Cat wasn't messing around. Really did a number on him.
MauroSanchez
Yep, I had have own cats in the past, they can really hurt you
MauroSanchez
Yep, I had have own cats in the past, they can really hurt you
twfeline
I can sympathize with the guy falling on concrete steps in #10. Happened to me, and I was paralyzed.
mrcalifornian
yeah shit's really dangerous, and if you're renting and the landlord is supposed to do it and doesn't, you can sue if injured
JustChirpingAround
Like, permanently or just paralyzed from shock?
twfeline
Luckily, not permanently.
JustChirpingAround
Oh good for you then
JustChirpingAround
You actually got lucky, unlike me
dudeWithAPhone
#5 is a mormon church. I recognize carpet on the walls anywhere.
Jorgco
As someone from Utah who's gone a few times to play pickup basketball with friends I can confirm.
HippyMama86
And countless white dress shirts & ties!
IBuiltAFreakingArk
I swear if I have to help them put away those friggen metal chairs one more time...
mrcalifornian
I've seen other churches and event spaces do this, it's good for acoustics! Some well-thought-out restaurants have padded ceilings, too.
BabetteAteOatmeal
Why do Mormon churches carpet the walls...?
heyitsprisonmike
Keeps satan outside
Smugglecats
Does the carpet match the... Oh wait you have carpet for drapes too? Gotcha
MrMurse
Real answer: acoustics.
Stazzah101
I knew because only Mormons have a formal function in a room that is also a basketball court and is mostly used as such
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
I thought so too.
quitethecontrary
I never knew about this phenomenon! Is that a specifically Mormon thing?
blueskyline
We use the same designs everywhere. They do change a little over the years thou
pixe1adrift
The basic reason is for noise dampening; the gym is surrounded by chapel(s) and classrooms, so it's in part to keep 1/2
pixe1adrift
echoes from penetrating into the other roooms
ExTechOp
Reminds me of how someone was bothered at work by almost continuous male huffing and groans coming from next door.
ExTechOp
He was somewhat relieved to find out that there was a sports venue with a greco-roman wrestling mat, instead of something more lurid.
IBuiltAFreakingArk
Heh... Penetrating...
pixe1adrift
haha.. I had a feeling I shouldn't have used that word.. ><
ursulathecwitch
Thought the same thing!
cyberspork
But isnt it a gymnasium?
heyitsprisonmike
There's gyms in every Mormon church. It's called "the recreation hall," only EVER used for potlucks and basketball
IBuiltAFreakingArk
Don't forget missionary dodgeball
cyberspork
Ive already learned TONS about mos from my friend and tgia, but you learn something every day! ty!
pixe1adrift
also wedding receptions sometimes. Super tacky, imo, but it's cheap if you're poor
IBuiltAFreakingArk
I thought my brothers reception was nice...
pixe1adrift
It's not the worst, and if you're on a budget, sure. I just really don't like the aesthetic :P Or the smell haha
BabetteAteOatmeal
Why do Mormon churches carpet the walls...?
PW28
To hide all the canned foods behind...
SmertNSpecial
It keeps Satan outside
Meatspinner
Because it bounds Blyeargh, the summoned demon of ghastly interior decoration safely inside the room.
Cuntard
noise dampening
pixe1adrift
Yup. The gym/hall is surrounded by chapel(s) and classrooms
aggron
As a mormon who is also a sound technician, I can confirm this
SjorsM
Are Mormons that noisy or do they need that much silence?
Smugglecats
Yes.