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Mar 22, 2016 12:50 AM
GrumpyScotsman
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EffigyOfTheForgotten
did he hit it is the real question
Emptytank
Repost.
kakakewlbeans
It really bugs me that the banister isn't unwrapped as well...
Emptytank
Report.
EClaire1073
Who the fuck came up with the idea that homely should mean unattractive?
1loveshilo
AMERICANS ?
DuckWithGlasses
It came from the idea that someone who is unattractive belongs at the home where they can not be seen by the public.
jenitlz
Thats incredible!
Tatelina
As if buying a house isn't a good enough gift!
wheredowehidethebody
Jesus fuck how many times will this get featured
tuxlin
y'all ain't got no cats, does y'all?
tuxlin
sorry, I meant thems don't got none. cats that is.
HoosteenDiaz
Collage*
ApolloTheTerrible
Thank you! This was really bothering me
restingpupface
Not going to lie, I think this is ugly.
ipoopedinthere
Ugly as shit and creepy as fuck.
sotsotdei
Homely, even.
ARThirtyFive
He's up to something, it's leading somewhere. Must Up-vote.
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
Was expecting dickbutt or Cera, pleasantly surprised
Bloodslug
Haha he's wearing a wig
1loveshilo
I saw post before Under the paper on stair posts are the words Will You Marry Me and on Christmas day he proposed to her. She said Yes
rkwfxd
Nice story. She will appreciate this gift forever.
ivdok
I see what you did there.
MadHakon
Or at least until the divorce.
ZombiesAreOkay
This was a step in the right direction for him.
lionsjem
iLikeHockey
That house looks an awful lot like the entrance to an apartment building
PEEEEAAAAACCCHHHHH
I might just be missing my SO atm but this made me tear up just a little bit. +1
IAlwaysUpvoteGhostbusters
Ugh me too!
thisisfoxnews
I full expected a young wizard to be living under those stairs as part of the homely process.....
sparkletempt
For a moment I thought: OMG! He gave her Harry Potter!
IvanFromPripyat
No, that's the Weasly process :D
DrJackBright
No, you are thinking of the Dursley process
ExpectoPatr0num
First thing I thought of (obviously)
tori700
Welcome to my home... I love me... Look at me... Me...
AB23Awesome
That will be hard to top!
FearTheKraken
So...is your brother single?
BeardBeginner
I'd be surprised if he wasn't. Either way it was nice of him to do.
Daniebo
Did you read the whole post by now?
thesarahpowellexperience
What
Highlander8795
If the Shawshank Redemption has taught me anything, it's that you can hide a surprising amount of a wall behind paper.
WhatAGloriousUsername
What about the stair posts, didn't need to wrap those fuckin things
TheOriginalSpiderMan
Red herring
jontaylor07
Misdirection! *Throws smoke bomb and runs away cape flapping*
idontwantmyrealnamehere
Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough
SpaceCunt
I'm dying. ;"D
ImprovedLoungewear
decoy wrapping
bntli
to give it credibility
InboxMeYarBootyPics
As an American, I've never heard homely used to describe someone as ugly before
fulminatrix
Really? It's not that common but I've definitely heard it all my life. I guess I read it in books more than hear it aloud, though.
bananananananananana
Right?
eliottsworld
I believe the word that she was looking for in N. American English is "homey"
PainGwen
You are correct. I have seen this other usage, but to me it has always meant something so plain it's ugly.
PainGwen
That is, homely means something so plain it's ugly. Left that part out of my first comment.
kevinallover
Word, fam.
hormelchi1i
"Homely" has a negative implication in North America. Go call an attractive lady homely to find out.
JustCallMeTheMuffinMan
As a North American I have never heard of homely being negative.
hormelchi1i
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/homely
Imghurrr
no that just means friend.. but our homely is the same as british apparently
NK892
I think the word you're looking for is Homie.
kidneythief9
I don't trust stairs.... they're always up to something.
theabominablebatman
They've always got something going down..
chunkylova53
You are a father aren't you
TwistedHarmony
Pun-ted to top comment.
TheHumbleHypocrite
Nice!
vfort31790
I snorted.
mambloo
Climb aboard for a uphill experience.
Cheezinandsteezin
Not always
GodApollo
Some are pretty down to earth though.
DashingPolecat
I think they have their ups and downs.
Amythyst
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying...
youeatpiecesofshitforbreakfast
I've just enrolled in a twelve-step program
HannahNikol
What about the stairs in the forest?
drunkninjasmurf
reefmadness
Get the pun out of here.
tooomanysteves
I am in physical pain.
discoballz
Or they are in the forest leading no where.
TheManWithTheHandsomFleshGat
Idk man when I'm pretty high they bring me back down to earth.
SirBleepsAlot
Oh, hi dad. +1
Koshunae
Except the Winchester Manor.
toxcrusadr
Up to nothing at all: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--36ct9cn2--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18bkw6o23yjfnjpg.jpg
mantysaippua
Had to come back like 7 posts just to upvote you
NocturneofLaconice
Stairs are responsible for 85% of all stair accidents.
APersonWhoUsesImgur
But they're always down to go somewhere.
stupidinbredstackofmeat
Professor Snape? Is that you?
simplydifficult
What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
avegancannibal
People will think you're........
Messier38
...Up to something.
ObiSeanFlurNobi
Or always letting you down.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Ok let's step it down a bit.
ThisOnesNotTaken
They only let grandpa down one time...
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Well that escalated quickly.
nauticals15
Stairs intently...nothing happened
SmartererThanYou
I wonder what they're up to.
Terminal56
Getting high