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Match dance.
Feb 24, 2017 5:48 AM
ItsATriceratops
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Tempest99999
It started with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
games194
A romance that burned like no other, yet doomed from the start.
j4k3y
Three beers later and this is some inspirational stuff
gayducks
These two make a good match
GoopyBoogerSnotOnYourHotdog
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GentlemanScientist
Is this that Tinder I've heard so much about?
thecheekybastard
Looks like she puts out.
ChucklePuss
Nice. Match making-out.
Compendyum
I can smell it though the screen.
mpangelu
As odd as it is being matches that is oddly beautiful.
toughestmf
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
TheStaleBread
a match made in heaven
knifeskills
Kind of vampire-esque
Serpentine2
That's lit!
ObnoxiousArrogantPrick
Must be white matches
TwoBitFortuneTeller
... Do you regularly catch fire while dancing, @OP?
ItsATriceratops
No only when I walk into a church
ChucklePuss
You don't? Weird.
ImIntoAnythingReally
Hey, that's pretty good.
Bigeirnie
Flashtro
Idubbz is amazing
MRSPRINKLZZZ
There's 3 B's
MONTYFUCKINGPYTHON
it's not that hard: Big Booty Bitches
Flashtro
My bad fam im a failure
BDBones
But why
ihavenoanswers
That was beautifully sad.
YouMadeMeSignIn
Match dayance, match dayunce, tooooniiiiiiight!
Martellus
All i saw were dancers burning
ImProbablyStoned
well that was disappointing
neyugnihp
at first i thought i saw Batman kissing someone
WhangaDan
Expected send nudes at the end with the tight shot
TechnicallyCorrectIsBestCorrect
Yeah I'm disappointed.
Fuzzerd
matchstick dracula
sarajunaid
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rolandandhishawkdavid
ChucklePuss
More like "Match Making Out," amirite?!
fullofnerdiness24
I can see that bird's accent... "And then they awwwl fucked!"
kineticcars
The entire plot to Romeo and Juliet in 30 seconds.
FLCLrox
Which part of the fire was about biting your thumb at people? And which part was about shitty courier service failing to deliver a note.
MyOtherUsernameIsAPun
Karlis Padegs
agumonkey
matcho edition
Tarnfire
Hey. Spoiler alert!
WhiteyHead
Looks more like Dracula.
GreaterDog
When does the guy bite his thumb
FuckGlitter
It was a sign of disrespect equivalent to flipping someone off
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Truthfully now, I think Romeo and Juliette is Shakespeare's worst play. But this was the funniest scene he ever wrote.
SarcasticComment
shortly before the murder...
FattyLumpkin3
DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR?!
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Is the law on our side, if I say ay?
OctopusOccult
Only 2 people died though, the book got 4 people killed in a 2 week long relationship.
gameofthornes
ded in 30 seconds the sequel
thisoneisjustforyoureyes
iamthekidyouknowwhatimean
God I remember watching that movie for English
SarcasticComment
personally, I like it. Kept true to the script and killer soundtrack
NyanDroid
We watched the one where the story held in some kind of modern times with guns and cars etc
PolarBears91
The "longsword" shotgun is forever etched in my brain. Right alongside marcurio in drag
iamthekidyouknowwhatimean
That was the one and it was something
NyanDroid
It was a neat idea to present at an English class
foxeybubble
Romeo + Juliet
NyanDroid
Right! That's the one.
XpertingGames
Except everyone is on fire
APackOfExcitedGingers
Romeo and Juliette turned black at the end?
armyengguy
Still a better love story than twilight
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ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Not sure.
antipixelz
it's been a while since i heard that. Thanks for refreshing
AwesomeTeddybear
Beat me to it by only 3 hours
HavingASillyGooseTime
Oldest comment on imgur
FurToaster
you must be one of those people who think three quarters is worth more than one dollar.....
Manchez
And better dancing than lala land.
Manchez
Lala land was shit.
Jabroni29
Nothing beats good old natural light.
cptwott
Everything is a better love story than twilight.
GundamCustoms
Yep, that's the joke being made, good job.
vampirehedgehog
What about 50 Shades of Grey?
namelessdietyofdownvotes
Isnt that the same story?
lothartx
Sauce? That was pretty cool, but somewhat eerie.
colieco
It reminded me of a female sucking the life out of her partner.
colieco
Clearly no one gathered my dirty pun there.
TheFluteFromBandCamp
Bitches be crazy yo!
inverseCosinePadawanmeme
I had thought of a vampire.
paulkang91
So, you've met my ex then.
TreeNibblingPoptart
Tammy??
TheFluteFromBandCamp
And mine
DarkUranium
And my ax!