Zeldagoalie
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No idea what the hell happend
Nov 9, 2016 12:40 AM
Zeldagoalie
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No idea what the hell happend
needabetterusername89
Savanna deer
Hoshizaki78
Your cat has something wrong with it.
Sweetranch
Hyenas are like pig dogs.
The2nd2laststarfighter
Deer
Obi1thejedi
A wolf in deer's clothing.
AP32
With a broken leg. Skurt
Firenzes
Impala
Zeldagoalie
Thanks to all who upvoted this this is now on the front page.so thanks so much. Now i have to find it. If u know where it is pls tell me
sevreina
Antelope?
DogBoobs
Holy crap that dog is so fat!
bustyjan
these creatures are more cats than dogs
Cadder12
Til the Pride Lands' end, Lion Guard defend!
Fall3nM3m0ry
My 1 year old loves the shit out of that show. Can't imagine how many times I've years that phrase.
Flexster74
So how long was it going to lay there? Not like that hyena was going to stop ripping it open if it weren't for the other one showing up.
daniic233
The other one was a cheetah
FlyingTigerRose
Gazelle, not "dear" (*deer).
Swagosauruss
And incredibly lucky
kristisinthahouse
If I were the dear, I would pee in its face, then run. But I would also do that now.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
Clearly this dear is using tactics from Sun Tzu's classic, "The Art of War."
Veggisaurus
Gazelle. Learn mammals.
captainscrewdriver
Hyenas have really retarded proportions. Lil dude like 60% neck
Hiynastrike
Simba being a pal
SullySun
That... that was a cheetah...
Terminat0rX
Simba/Bambi co-op
Fallenboskuk
Looks like our Springbok, they make awesome biltong
uponstrangeshores
That deer sure is a dear.
shriek
Terrible.
uponstrangeshores
I'm not the one that misspelled the title. Tell @OP.
internetfox
Yeah, that deer had a pre-arrengement with that other hyena in case of situations like that.
XanderMan
Natural selection, bitches!
SSlack
Deer probably: *in dunkey's voice* NOT EVEN CLOSE BABEEEEEEEE. I'M OUTTA HEEEEEE!
FerociousLoveTackle
it'll be yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
FerociousLoveTackle
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
FerociousLoveTackle
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeears before you can face me
SSlack
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2ndplaceisasetofsteakknives
"The person who chases two rabbits loses both." --Chinese Proverb
MarinShatterhand
Either thats a momma hyena or a well fed hyena.
somewhatwiseguy
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that a gazelle?
BalisticSquirel
It might be. But it looks like an Impala to me. (Impala are not in the Gazelle subFamily)
Jerikothe4thlord
It looks like a fat married woman leopard
Aquick20dollars
It's a savanna puppy
farnation
well is defiantly not a dear... or a Deer
ioscius
no, dear, it's a dear
CapableTrash
Impala
DurendaI
Them Winchester boys at it again. Idjits.
qussow
Impreza.
Speqs
That would make sense. My impala acts like it's dead all the time
spookmeister
Not very tame is it?
Speqs
Pretty tame considering it's a 4cylinder.
combatlizard
heirtoflesh
Why'd you say probably?
marmotosaur
my favourite fuck gif.
orgeezuz
and0ne
Perfect lol
hoorvat
he even looks like hyena
RonPaulWasAnInsideJob
I was hoping that was the gif you commented with...before I actually clicked on it.
Adamanteus
The hyena is having fun?
combatlizard
He's saying "fuck"?
combatlizard
Dammit fuck you guys I got it after the fact
BardockTheRebel
That'sTheJoke.jpg
BlaineA
CountTyroneRugen
*Whoosh*
LookAtMyUserNameAndUpvoteThisComment
Do you see that? It's way off in the distance...
Grasscheez
No, he's saying " full"
LuggageLlama
Did... did it just fake rigor mortis?
Briwitched
It's leg was caught behind it's head. It was probably being really still and took the chance to free itself when it saw the opportunity.
zacharch18
Probably, since it took Kendrick 3 takes.
TheConMane
Real quick Ali
Lemuffinmannn
Like fainting goats!
TheHappyCanadian
did he just stay still while a monster was trying to bite off his dick and balls?
balthcat
So tender :V
crashdummy35
Prey go into a kind of shock. I guess it's nature's way of "easing" death. Because a lot of predators disembowel them. Like the Hy was gonna
Mach30ThatsFasterThanMostPlanesCanGo
That is absolutely incorrect for the reasons already listed here. It's very wrong and you should feel bad for spreading ignorance.
youarenotthemother
How would we even know for sure? Not a lot animals that actually went through this are able to tell us. Get off yo high horse damn
youarenotthemother
You even said “I guess” and people are like “NO IM RIGHT UR WRONG” when it’s completely just everyone’s own opinion on a theory.
youarenotthemother
Personally I’d like to believe nature would be forgiving in some ways since it isn’t in most others. Poor cynical fucks, let us hope, ffs
Sylviastout
That's horrible
rikkusoul
It's just nature, like rats eating their own babies for food for lions killing cubs so they aren't a threat later. No good or bad just natur
Cheomesh
Loads of things eat other animals. Hell, cows will too if they get a chance.
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
People do it too. My buddy got stabbed on a night out and didn't notice until a girl screamed and pointed at him
Kiore
Seen that happen too. Guy stabbed in the side, stood there nattering away until a mate went, "Dude wtf you're bleeding". He looked down, <1>
Kiore
touched his side, went pale as a sheet then dropped unconscious like a sack of bricks.
GODofHUNGER
That sounds like adrenaline
GarrettSteube
During a state of shock you have major adrenaline releases
crashdummy35
It is. But watch a lion or other big cat eat. It can be hard to watch.
Sylviastout
Ugh, that reminded me of a show called "Eating Giants" on Animal Planet & a hyena going into the dead elephants anus & pulling.. ugh nm
crashdummy35
Yeah they go for the quickest route to the organs. Horrible sometimes. But it's nature. I like to think the shock helps them go gently.
Sylviastout
Squidwardsnose
The body naturally goes into shock, but evolutionarily there is no reason to ease death. Nature don't give a shit about dying things.
ForgivingCat
Thank you
Crimpwithyourthumb
Exactly, not a lot of disemboweled animals are reproducing
LankyFrog
No. Defensive immobilty happens when neither flight or fight response kicks in in life threatening situation. It betters the chance of cont
LankyFrog
Survival, only lasts a few seconds after which flight or fight oicks in again and it happens in every animal including humans
znexx
Nice, I look forward to possibly experiencing that.
crashdummy35
There is no defense when you are locked in the jaws of a predator. He's already rolling you over to rip out your guts. You die.
LankyFrog
no, some animals dont go for dead prey, some wait with the kill for various reasons. defensive immobility gives you a second chance eventual