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Boy got stuck in between fence bars
Dogs are freaking out behind
Father to the rescue (attempt #1)
Classical head-pushing to get through fence but too painful and failed
Father to the rescue (attempt #2)
Classical attempt 2: enlarge spaces in between bars, but bars are too stiff and failed
Tada! Freedom, at last!
Fine, I will get out by myself. Just squeeze body through fence!
StuieG
Fake, Kid wasn't crying at all. Kid could have easily got out when the dad bent the bars just needed help of another person - camera person.
BounderTree
That kid is going places, not college, but places!
LexWisdom
Sometimes solution is through the problem.
FridaMercury
I was too worried for that kid to even stop & think he could just squeeze through. Yep I'm a panicker.
TheLeastofThese
He makes me think of that kid in the walking dead who got killed in Alexandria, he bothered me.
BITCANDYMUSIC
The lil' dude is a beast!
sometimesifeellikeanut
Now that he knows you can fit through it, how long before he tries it again?
ADreamWeaver
Why are children so stupid? How did it not hurt when you pushed your head between the bars in the first place
MedicLt
I just love the dogs. Screw the moronic hoomans
MinervaSways
I once got my head stuck in a bench. It took three men, one pulling on each leg and one pushing my head, to free me. Not fun.
yeahSeriously
America, land of the stupid and free.
scuba7jb
Insanity wolf: to get the kid out, just grab onto his ankles and pull. Something will give.
somethingmeaningfultosomeoneatsomepointintime
Aww, that dogs paw.
D2sb
Kids are so oddly shaped.
OnlyBegottenDaughter
Huge muthafuggin heads. I seem to recall that eyes stay the same size.
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
Dude I just spit out my drink laughing at that comment.
Graypony4
Sauce: http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Kewra
Repeat birth process! And freedom!
AsBloodRunsBlack
This is exactly why modern building code requires closer spindle spacing. Kids like to get their heads stuck in shit.
braingain
ProudConservative1000
Those railing are not to code. Code..the gap is so small even a baby head cannot get caught
PhonesRinginDude
Yeah this is what that 4 inch minimum is for in the building code
saerth1
*maximum, but yep.
HouseOfEvil
Great. Now he's gonna do that every day.
punmastery
This is really raising the bar for what people call self help.
ChunMengGoh
OMG! This is GOLD! I shall bow before the pun master!
TheNoobestofNoobDMs
The last panel visualizes what I was thinking. He's so small he could go through.
IndecisiveSlacker
How did he end up like that? Maybe he went in the way he went out?
OSCgal
Pulling/bunching skin is weird like that. If you push a too-small ring onto your finger, skin/fat will bunch up against your first 1/2
OSCgal
knuckle, nicely out of the way. Try to pull it off, and the skin/fat will bunch up against your 2nd knuckle & prevent it coming off. 2/2
TheNoobestofNoobDMs
Sometimes it's easier to go in than out. Once in kindergarten we had wooden fort, that had to be taken down because of one stupid kid.
hesaidsarcastically
Oh what a shame, they'll have to cut his head off. Oh hang on... he got out. How disapp- how great, I mean.
BeersBassesBoobsBarbecues
Goddammit, just turn his back to the ground and squeeze his head out the same way it went in.
aguacatedeldiablo
What I was thinking.
evostars
remember, if the head goes through, the body fits through
Zombraina
That really only applies to children, when their head is disproportionately larger than their body.
MarekS
I think that's true for cats but not humans.. Maybe only healthy cats
IguanaSoup
Human's have disproportionately large heads when we're little, and before puberty hits, the hips and shoulders proportionately smaller, 1/2
IguanaSoup
so it might be fair to say that if a toddler's head fits, the body will too. I'm not about to research it now, though. 2/2
Dolenmorgul
the black and white dog in the third panel, "hang in there lad", that little comforting paw
Canadaboy34
That's the nose of the other dog
Mayokopp
"I HALP"
Zeshanator
Dogs have such a high IQ
Kruxelur
One might think so until they can't get a stick through a door and eat a sick dogs poop and get sick themselves.
MeepyMcMeepMeep
That's a little different!
BobakTal
My dad would be using that paw to remind me about his food situation. Like "hey man you seem busy just wondering about a food update"
OnlyBegottenDaughter
That made me "aww" audibly.
Zeshanator
*awdibly is what you're looking for
OnlyBegottenDaughter
the internet is a strange place ... it's almost real, but not quite.
FerbErrger
Both of those dogs look quite distressed by this
FerbErrger
*Scroll up, read "Dogs are freaking out behind"...regret typing first comment...shame.
Wakborder517
If I ever have a kid and he does this then I'll get a jack, put it between the bars sideways, and start jacking.
pizzapowers
Crush his skull... Fucking metal
wartoaster
... put the jack the other way
HoSlappa
Phrasing
Rainman1344
UHH
pocktio
I'm not allowed to start jacking near kids. Judge's orders.
Wakborder517
Out of all the similar comments, yours made me audibly chuckle. +1
SmokeyQuartz
Don't jack things with your kid, man
Wakborder517
Fuck... Am I on a list now?
Mavgurian
Yes. But can get you off, for the price of your dick pic.
2amChilliman
Not since the accident.
unknownmale
yup
KhefKaandKaTet
There's this towel and stick trick I remember seeing. That would work too.
thekingofokaynevermindthatsrubbish
Ah you mean shanghai noon, pee shirt makes bars bend. At least that's where I learned it
Wakborder517
I'm intrigued.
KhefKaandKaTet
You wet a towel and wrap it around two bars, tie the ends together with the stick in the knot and twist. Similar concept to a tourniquet.