Badly Explain Your Profession

pablo1669

I drive cars at other cars and hope they stop themselves before they collide

9 years ago |

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Arckonicon

I turn random electrons into usable inputs and outputs. Varying the path until the desired resultant patern emerges.i also build cool things

9 years ago |

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IMissTheBoobsOfOldImger

I watch people shop and piss people off.

9 years ago |

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thesameasyours2

Penis

9 years ago |

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HonestCableGuy

I plug in wires so you can see imgur.

9 years ago |

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corrcorr

I feed America.

9 years ago |

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Originalanduniquename

Lie to me.

9 years ago |

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llamainexile

I grab Chinese nuts, screw Chinese bolts, stick hard shafts into lubed holes. All this produces what becomes an expensive clothes hanger.

9 years ago |

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Vesparah

Money is exchanged for goods and services

9 years ago |

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dontyouputitinyourmouth

I make sure your shit leaves your house.

9 years ago |

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Joe452

I take back the money you steal and give it to a bigger thief.

9 years ago |

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Engnineere

I break things and call it research.

9 years ago |

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ProCheeseburger

Im a data liaison

9 years ago |

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FartyMcWeaselNips

I let people scream at me for money

9 years ago |

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defenderofFP

Customer service. Those bitches are dumb so don't even sweat what shit comes out of there cock gobblers

9 years ago |

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QueenOfSooragnak

I will tell you what your nudes are worth. And yes, I do have an actual job.

9 years ago |

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RhinoRampage

I get beat up by kids at school

9 years ago |

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RhinoRampage

As an adult*

9 years ago |

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Timmycheese

I push buttons at a desk until computer do thingy

9 years ago |

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ThatsNoMoonItsaSpaceStation

I take care of people that are killing themselves.

9 years ago |

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thefreshjedi

i make you feel better about not knowing shit about computers. fucking dumbass.

9 years ago |

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OwMyChin

I sell stuff that ruins relationships, kills people, gives people courage, makes babies, and turns strangers into best friends.

9 years ago |

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soturi88

Bar tender

9 years ago |

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OwMyChin

Close. I work at a liquor store.

9 years ago |

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WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha

I cut animals in to pieces

9 years ago |

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bobsaget1986

This is my last resort

9 years ago |

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defenderofFP

You suffocate them after cutting them into pieces! That's pretty fuckin rad

9 years ago |

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StraightForwardBio

I jack off all day and am unemployed

9 years ago |

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slidewhistlesymphony

I fix food for ungrateful family members.

9 years ago |

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dmendez199

Whether or not your airplane makes it to your destination depends entirely on if I had caffeine and the right wrench the night before

9 years ago |

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defenderofFP

Drink more coffee

9 years ago |

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pastorsamuel85

I tell people to treat others with respect and help others.

9 years ago |

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lithiummouse

Ditto. But with more risk of assault.

9 years ago |

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Kvenner001

I try to break everything the people around me build.

9 years ago |

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defenderofFP

QA?

9 years ago |

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Kvenner001

Indeed.

9 years ago |

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avocadowizard

I go to people's house and cover their mistakes.

9 years ago |

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soturi88

I didnt know you could hire hitmen for kids

9 years ago |

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avocadowizard

My favorite are the jobs that require peeling the layers with a high pressure spray.

9 years ago |

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modsaretwatkunts

I teach idiots how to right click, and how to turn it off and back on again.

9 years ago |

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theFartySarlacc

Idiots with zero long term retention*

9 years ago |

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modsaretwatkunts

Exactly. I swear they should all be named Dory.

9 years ago |

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modsaretwatkunts

Exactly. I swear they should all be named Dory.

9 years ago |

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DeckardB26354

I keep big spinny things spinning.

9 years ago |

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defenderofFP

Maintenance on windmills?

9 years ago |

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DeckardB26354

Compressors, Steam Turbines, Blower fans

9 years ago |

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defenderofFP

Haha. I bet there is nothing more satisfying to you then smooth balls then huh

9 years ago |

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DeckardB26354

and shiny! Lube em up and its ready to go.

9 years ago |

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defenderofFP

Whoa now. Don't forget the shaft!

9 years ago |

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