Jerrinq
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Jul 16, 2017 7:06 AM
Jerrinq
114935
1770
73
kworiginal
GoodLovin
And those are two measurements
uslydog
HungDaddy is the best part. hahaha
JDHannan
Midgets piss me off
spitfires2000
He's friends with seamen tho.
GansoEstaMuerto
NormanJayden
@HungDaddy
HungDaddy
Ayyy
Nognom
One of my favorite scenes
JoinUsweareheretomakeyousmilefuckyou
I am 6 feet 8 inches. And those are two separate measurements.
AbrahamWithAWiffleballBat
MzJenni
So funny,I forget which episode this is. I love the letter he writes to Radiohead (Scott tenorman Ep) "I'm a young,supple, 8 year old boy".
Neephington
This episode is Cartman joins NAMBLA. Season 4, episode 5.
MzJenni
Thankyou!
ohdued
That, I believe, is what IRLians refer to as "flirting". I'm not so good with that.
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
IRLians? Like, from the outernet?
MadCatGuy
Shhh we must never speak of the outernet...
Jomini001
Is telling someone how big your cock is what passes for flirting these days?
ohdued
If you have an outernet connection, could you go to a local BBS and ask? Bring back answers, please.
Jomini001
Um.. I would love to help but my wife would probably not like this. Also Japanese police frown upon that sort of thing.
zWERG
I'm 4'3". Anyone want to be friends?
swayzzee
Nomen est omen. Zwerg
OuchYoureonmyhair
No because standing you're too tall and kneeling type too short. For proper facial placement
stealthkat14
Only if those are two measurements
SirFeatherbottom
Holy shit dude! Your cock is massive! How do you cope?
GrizzlyFrank
Are those seperate measurements?
ProxyPlayerHD
not in those shitty units
Jerrinq
IamtheGinger
5'8". I'll be your friend!
wafflestompa
Possibly. Do you live in a hobbit hole?
Pen15ClubFounder
ArkOfCat
I'm 6'4". Together we will be an unstoppable 10'7" with two pairs of hands. JOIN ME AND RULE THE GALAXY, TOGETHER
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
Wait! I'm 6'7"! (No really), join ME and we can be even more unstoppable 10'10"! WE'LL RULE THE GALACTIC LOCAL CLUSTER!
QlimaxUK
OliverClothesoff70
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rsz_1msbl.png
PapaJohnsLargePizza
Me and you can RULE THIS CITY. YOU CHOOSE SPIDERMAN
Crowlands
Blaster Master!
WSGilbert
MASTERBLASTER RUNS BARTERTOWN
rabbiebabbie
I wish I was exactly 6 feet so I could tell people I was 6 feet and 4 inches but that those were 2 very separate measurements
quarky
A 4 inch man with a 6 foot beard?
rabbiebabbie
No I literally have 6 feet on my legs and I'm 4 inches tall
furryluvr42069
Im 6' 7", those ARE two different measurements.
rabbiebabbie
Well my dick is 11 inches.....around. it's like a wheel of cheese or a thick can of tuna
rabbiebabbie
And yes before you ask it is hilariously short
JaxAndHisLampPost
Dick jokes are kind of distasteful in a lot of contexts.
ZuIthar
Gonna guess that distasteful has a double meaning there ;)
JaxAndHisLampPost
somebody gets it
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
You're distasteful in every context so there
JaxAndHisLampPost
fucking got-em!