FixedThatNameyep
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I’d tap my ass if you dropped a donde
Rico nandes
Johnathon cenathen
Sam smorkle
Conte seta
I drove homebrew for the day
Hahahahaha I wanna was a good night
I have no one else in the class and they are really wanna I’ve got
Moss
Crim
Crom
Cram
Crem
Uwu
Oath maker
Wow! It’s a time knife!
Hahahahaha you have been earthed
Abusive
Merely a trick of the light
Over confidence is a slow and insidious killer
Darkest dick
Scout monk barbarian multiclass
Whale potion ?
Why is intelligence not the stat for athletics
2
You’ve been boofed
But a jah coin
Or 2
Hit the tron
God I wish
7
I don’t actually get the ad thing I’m just doing it
No think just copy
Owo
Dog tax
I play d&d in a discord west marches if you ever want help getting into the game, want a casual way to play or just wanna talk about memes PM me.
Elroydb
#29
Cowfister
Play with me, Forest. Play with me...
SnakesDoNotWearHats
#35 Did I just see some Divinity art on my Imgur?
TwelveMotionJeweledSkull
GeminiBattle
my first game last week. Facing off against an ironjaw orc (orc with literally an iron jaw) Me- a bard- uses heat metal on his face
tesseract4d2
Why does every dnd dump start with that same picture about the rogue lately?
cenartdamage3
Where's that Mullaney quote from?
TellTheGodsToGatherTheirClouds
Netflix comedy special IIRC
evillibrarian42
Quality dump from a murderhobo rogue librarian ?
Sszarck
I once tried to seduce someone using dance with my dumb goliath barbarian. With an athletics check it worked quite well actually
HoneNathan
I applied for west marches on roll20, dont think I got in tho.
FixedThatNameyep
West marches justs a style of play not a specific group there's plenty of discords that would be happy to have you play some are elitists
cjmmeathead
Who is that first comedian?
WolnyLogin
Looks like John Mulaney
cjmmeathead
Thanks! Couldn’t place the name
Standaloneghost
Wow! It's a time knife!
TheBloodyLady
Caxafvujq
What is #1 from? I’ve watched all of John Mulaney’s standup on Netflix, but I don’t recognize this line.
elten
EvilMadMonk
When you rest at the tavern and some drunk asshole calls werewolves useless furries
Galvicustheone
EvilMadMonk
skyrim with a bunch of mods
mreill12
These are amazing ? I have to leak these to my dnd group over a few days or they'll think I'm crazy
CityYeti
Anyone play pathfinder?
DarthFutuza
Its my favorite system still. I like 5e for simplicity for new people, but Pathfinder stomps it in customization and options galore.
fluffleupagus
The first few campaigns I played were Pathfinder. That was my intro to tabletop gaming.
mardukkur
Pathfinder is great.
ImmortalTimothy
Pathfinder is my preferred game and my group will be looking at Pathfinder 2e when it comes out next month.
CityYeti
I never see any posts about it
ImmortalTimothy
DnD and especially 5e are just more socially known. Many of the memes about 5e can be about Pathfinder, but not as many would understand.
mardukkur
Everyone I know who plays Pathfinder just calls it DnD. It's an improvement on the DnD version 3.5 rules system.
DarthFutuza
I call it DnD, only because most people know what that is and its really the same thing to the uninitiated. Otherwise I have to explain lots
DarthFutuza
Its really the same game, the mechanic rules are just slightly different. Pretty much any non-rule specific joke, from this dump would work
Vesorias
Who's the artist for #35?
FixedThatNameyep
https://shaydh.tumblr.com/ this is their Tubmlr.
RubberChickenGoD
Asteroidrules
#34 reminds me of the mimics in Megaman Legends, they just hit you in the face with a grenade and then run.
Thelordofthethings
Party fighting a Gazer (mini beholder) in the sewers. Rogue: I jump out and attack. DM: Gazer charms you and disappears into your backpack.
Thelordofthethings
Warlock: I ready and an attack if it comes out. Druid: I’m going in! I wild shape into spider and jump into the backpack. Fighter: what?!
Thelordofthethings
DM: Gazer shoots a ray at the spider. 1 damage. Druid: that’s all my HP. DM: You transform back and burst forth from the backpack.
Thelordofthethings
DM: The backpack is shredded and all it’s contents are scattered into the sewage. The warlock’s blast destroys the Gazers as it reappears.
Thelordofthethings
Rogue: Fuck, my gear! (To fighter) And that’s why you buy the waterproof matches!
MasterRaziel
Hey Op, what's the source for the last picture you have there? The comic one with the necromancer?
vibrabones
https://shaydh.tumblr.com/ That's the artist's Tumblr. It's Divinity: Original Sin 2 fanart, the necromancer is their Godwoken.
darforce
Its actually Divinity Original Sin 2, the joke is that Elfs can eat bodies and see some of their memories. This easily turns any 1/2
darforce
Playthrough to a long cannibalistic feast as you can gain skills and quest solutions from it. Source in next comment.
darforce
https://shaydh.tumblr.com/post/166123523697/elf-pcs-reaction-to-finding-a-buffet-pile-of
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ihateimgurffs
You are the worst kind of people.
DarthFutuza
Homebrew races aren't really that bad, but coming from someone who's never played before it was probably horribly unbalanced an ill designed
DarkAceIV
AnonOmis1000
QuirkyWallace
Lmao fukken saved
SucculentSauerkraut
Just started playing this game, I’m having fun but I’m really bad at it lol
EmanonInverse
Both of those are the point in DD! Embrace the suck, there's a lot of it.
TheGhostMinx
Oh god, the pain. That game is just.....so much fun. But so much pain.
NervousCraws
When I first started playing a guide said. "This is a game where victory is built on the corpses of your hero's rather than on success."
Jackeea
I think that's everyone's experience with DD
EvilMadMonk
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
That comment about surprise round in 5e is incorrect. Though it goes by a slightly different name, it still exists.
thrain5
Aaand you're dead.....
Yinyang107
No, it doesn't. There is "surprise" the condition, but no surprise round. It's an important distinction if you play an assassin.
Pickles98
A friend of mine created a recurring one off campaign called “Council of Masters” where we all play max lvl characters and I made a...
Pickles98
Light foot halfling assassin and it was then I realized how op they truly are.
kgnzpfwws
Being able to interact at all is huge via reactions. I see DMs that run it as a “separate” round where no one can do anything until the 1/2
kgnzpfwws
Not sure why the downvotes but here it is from Sage advice: https://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/rules-answers-november-2015
kgnzpfwws
Round ends, but reactions are powerful things - counterspell, op attacks, battle maneuvers, etc. that mean you can still do a LOT. 2/2
kgnzpfwws
https://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/rules-answers-november-2015
moonshadowkati
It's technically correct, the best kind of correct. There's only Surprise the condition, not surprise rounds. :)
capthammerreynolds
Thank you, I was looking for this. It works similarly to a condition
pendrin
Yep the combat starts as normal all players and monsters roll initiative1/2
pendrin
If you’re surprised you can’t move or take actions on your first turn of the combat, and you can’t take a reaction until that turn ends.2/2
kgnzpfwws
True, but getting that reaction can be huge for many characters. If I go first, even surprised I can still act with my reaction.
kgnzpfwws
I see DMs that run it as “Nope, you can’t do anything until the next round.” But when you need to counterspell, or opportunity attack, grrr.
orangemarmaladesky
Am I the only person here who doesn't exclusively play rogues as kleptomaniacs?
tomtastic687
Lots of people do, myself included, but, ya know... memes
AFelineMassofEyes
Nice to meet you, the bard I play has made zero seduction attempts.
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
You rouges sure are a contentious people
Heinousarms
You've just made an enemy for life!
Zefram86
Of course. There are quite a lot of shades of rouge to choose from, after all.
FeastofAlvis
mephiston
shame i can never find chill people in my timezone.. they're usually terrible grognards still into 3.5e or just unpleasant.
Hanatash
3.P was the peak of D&D, but it's incredibly inconvenient once you have actual responsibilities in your life.
IIBatmanIIDeleted
U go n get urself some skyrim on PC
fredrik7000
Roll20 (or other sites like it) my friend. It is an online tabletop with a good looking for group function
Typhon2727
I still have AD&D 2e from back in the day. Just started playing a little with my kids. Am I a grognard too?
CPatricoo
I feel like the only person in the world that liked v4
TwelveMotionJeweledSkull
I don’t enjoy playing 4e, but I respect it more than 5e.
turnkeycomp10
Now theres two people!
DarthFutuza
4th edition felt like they tried to make MMO classes, mostly well balanced combat, but they forgot what role playing was. Or why people play
CPatricoo
I get it, but I found the game great for new players who werent into going full 1st person character roleplaying.
DarthFutuza
Which to me was the entire point, which is why I didn't like it much. I'd rather just play Battletech if we're just doing wargamming.
MiasmaCorrigan
Have you tried looking online? I'm sure people have mentioned it already, but r20.net has a community that you might look into!
LurkyMclurkfacestolemyusername
I'm unpleasant.... but in 5e :)
KWJester49
I like a lot about 5, but miss the amount of customization of 3.5. Multi/prestige classing, skill points, guaranteed feats, etc
beardedheathen
I'm interested to see how Pathfinder 2e does
Hexogen
Did the playtest with my group. Looked good and a lot will still be fixed in the final version. Kinda hyped!
yesyoucancancan
Don't worry. The unending splat books are coming.
KWJester49
I liked more utility and flavor, but yeah, xgte was hype, was the closest thing to a 3.5 book as far as expanding rules
Clockehwork
I don't even bother with my timezone, have to wake up early on my days off since everyone else is 3-5 hours ahead of me but it's worth it.
damagedchameleoncircuit
Same
ChaosandChaos
Grognard?
Threadnomancer
Hey I am one of those grognards! I had a lot of trouble understanding the changes in 5
Warune
And it's expensive to buy all new books
Threadnomancer
I have a friend who has pdfs but God those get corrupted
FixedThatNameyep
3.5 can be good fun but it’s pretty inconvenient to actually get going. Time zones are one of the reasons I use a west marches to play 1/2
FixedThatNameyep
Casually but finding a good group that’s good for you is key to get a real good campaign going and I hope you find one.
naytorin
So. Many. Books. I liked 3.5 but oh gods never again.
PacificJesus
PDFs my dude
naytorin
True. Still need a lot for one character and switching between them is a pain.
Thanatos121
I feel personally attacked. And I don't even technically play 3.5 anymore.
DarthFutuza
Does that mean you fall into the "just unpleasant" category? :P
Thanatos121
I play Pathfinder. Which is based on 3.5 but even more complex. Also am unpleasant. :)
DarthFutuza
Pathfinder is my system of choice, but I wouldn't say its more complex necessarily. Just more options, many rules like grappling are simpler