"Stop touching me!" "I'm not touching YOU, you're touching ME!" "MOOOOM!? Make him stoooop!"

Aug 1, 2026 5:58 PM

LogicDude

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Mom, heโ€™s touching me!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Khajiits are bored. Free them! ๐Ÿ˜”

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This really is peak cat behavior.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I cannot tell if they are playing or fighting.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adopt them together

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't suppose they could just be starved for companionship, stimulation, attention?

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well, in their defence, it does look like a 'pet' shop

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't make me turn this shelter around

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I really hope that isn't a business run by a kitten mill, but rather an animal shelter.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

...or a pet store.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

It reminds me of a stand up comedy bit. " Will you stop touching me?!!!!!'.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Achmed?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah...shame about the comedian tho

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have learned how to separate his comedy from his crimes

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously, you need to adopt them together

1 month ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

That's why I have 2 cats. Wife went out to adopt one cat. Called me crying saying no one would take the other cat. So we have both cats

1 month ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

We did the same. We didn't want our GS to be alone so we got him a kitten. One kitty was super angry at everything and one was super scared so we took them both. Now they cuddle with the big dog and are living their best lives.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

We were window shopping for kittens back when we were engaged. We had one picked out, he yelled at us through the cage and would purr when we scrooched him. But when we came back to adopt, he had a tag saying he was pending adoption. So we pivoted to an identical kitten who were slightly less outgoing. On adoption day, we learned that the other kitten's pending adoption had fallen through and that they were brothers. As we bundled the one we were adopting up, the other...

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

grabbed my ass through the bars. The kitten wranglers then pointed out that it's 'adopt one, get one free' that weekend so we got our original choice too! Best decision we could have made!

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My wife's children used to do that constantly. Cats are little people! Fight me.

1 month ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

People are big cats! Don't fight me!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll fight a little person.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why were they in a cage?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was called the back seat.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0