Alex is funny

Jul 3, 2016 1:56 AM

TreyVarious

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+1 gun safety.

10 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 8

Shot at an IDPA match last month and saw a first-timer get DQ'ed for putting 1 in the dirt 3 feet from his foot. Trigger etiquette, people!!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well he aint wrong

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol "booger hook"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I've always heard "keep your booger hooker off the cooker"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Am I doing it right?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that an old samurai adage?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I believe it is from one of the ancient Magpul training tomes.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nice standard issue desert boots

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ill remember this for the next time I'm trying to teach a little gun safety

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...and always drift that finger during the chamber check! ... got hammered on that so many times.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Once was enough for me. O_o

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a firearms instructor for the navy and I am ABSOLUTELY going to use this when going over firearms safety rules at the beginning of class

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

I'm actually surprised you haven't heard this one then

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can you do it more internally?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

*freedom intensifies*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Always make sure to yell 'BREAK YO SELF' before firing a Glock, it ensures perfect accuracy. A rude gesture with your off hand helps as well

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nice standard issue desert boots

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

This isn't even the snapchat font?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just kill as many as possible!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Because Trigger Discipline?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Sound advice.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always upvote gun safety

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

happy freedom, murica!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Simple rules people!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are ah, you on your way to school there bud?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

You can't just switch from 'your' to 'you' like that. If you're going to be willfully stupid, you at least have to commit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's a rootie tootie point and shootie

10 years ago | Likes 265 Dislikes 2

I see someone pressed the button

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We've been over this. Does @EdumacationUSay have to keep reminding everyone?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

LOOK I'M WALKIE AND I'M TALKIE!!

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

With the boogie hookie off the bangy wangy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too pushed the button.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

It really isn't that hard.

10 years ago | Likes 300 Dislikes 4

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Uhh, yeah, I am.

10 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I just woke up my dog snickering at this

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Gun etiquette. Super simple stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something something strong opinion about glock

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Strong, pretty lightweight, high-capacity. I prefer SIGs for full-sizers, but you can't hate a Glock.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Their catchy monosyllabic manufacturer name and high capacity makes them the choice firearm of rappers everywhere

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a very strong neutral opinion about them

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

All I know is my gut says maybe.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My user name.

10 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 11

Shouldn't it be AmericaFuckYeah

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My username.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Mine too!

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Is it too late for me to jump in coach?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Confirmed. Username checks out.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Sir, that's my job. Leave that to the professionals.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Are you hiring? My current occupation stinks.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I had the boys in the lab run crunch some numbers, and due to your Username checking out, we can't at the time accept your application.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1