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I was actually really pissed; I'd bought it during the warm season, hadn't even worn it yet, and she snatched it away from my loving arms.
Half a year later, 3 days from fall (*FOCK YES*) this idea crept into my head: Doesn't ever American white girl love PSLs? Hell, even I love those things.
Snapchat to my ex: "Hey. I literally have a Pumpkin Spice Latte with your name on it, and I'll trade it for my sweatshirt." ...She immediately replies with an address.
The hoodie in question. VICTORY!!! It smells like girl. Blah.
*Edit: Holy shyte, front page? Please send Technical Writer job openings! I was laid off last month.
SwarthyBastard
I get the story, but was there a prior attempt to get the hoodie back without a psl, or was this your opening gambit?
wonderwink
Apply at Amazon seattle. They desperately need tech writers
geweis
I never understood the appeal of hoarding an ex's things. I always returned them, sometimes through a friend or the Mail though
neil137
is...is it sexist to assume young white girls love PSL?
AllisonLaotta
my ex boyfriend took my hoodie... he can have it .. mostly for the cats to lay on and miss me :/
spiderqueendemon
I feel like I maybe unlocked a secret level in girling, buying myself a hoodie from the guys' section. So big. So warm. So soft!
spiderqueendemon
The ones from the ladies department are thin and too polyestery. They pill and wear out in half the time, and cost more.
udabomb
I am a girl, and I can honestly say PSL's are a weakness of ours
wrinklyflute
As a fellow PSL loving female, can confirm.
ByteCooled
My ex had a limited edition hoodie of mine and threatened to burn it because I was being rude. I didn't do anything feelsbadman
RainXVI
When my ex dumped me I offered to give his clothes back but he didn't give a shit. I wonder if I could offer him a PSL to take it all back?
tehdigi
Mother of God, you got one back.
ChefBaratheon
I like pumpkin spice things, especially lattes but only when it's cold.
doubledweeeb
Nice hoodie. Can I borrow it?
iwillbeback
Not if i borrow it first!
d0o0o0d
Control the Pumpkin Spice, control the white girls.
Sikfil
jacobhasabeard2
My worst ex wanted to catch up. I said I'd meet with her for my hoodie. We meet, ordered a meal, she gave me the hoodie, I left. Was good.
TheLastGunslinger
I like your beard. No homo.
faultierr
Since I know my hoodie will be stolen within the week I bought 2 hoodies. One for her to steal and one for me to keep a secret.
METAAAAAAAAAL
I love your username.
trigger60
Go roll around in the dirt to get that girl smell out.
Ducksaregreat3000
I've bribed a dude with AA beer before, Posirive sweaty
Plusheen
My BF bought my my very own hoodie right at the beginning, because I confessed how much I love getting cozy in a man-scented hoodie.
tacoparlor
I'm a 37 yr old dude and I will give you a hoodie of your choosing if you bring me a PSL. None of that Starbucks shit though. Real shit.
Emity
Meanwhile, in Australia "fuck i'm sick of hearing about this pumpkin spice, send some over or shut up about it!"
Esemvii
You paid for your hoodie. Twice.
AegonTheBastardTargaryen
my ex "borrowed" my flannel a xmas gift from my mother. i honestly thought shed give it back. she gave it to goodwill after we broke up...
Kelroth127
For someone named "VikingWeightlifter", the way you take back your own property isn't at all viking-like. Was expecting at least one rape.
Kingvedo
stop
YourButtIsSpatulaShaped
Making Viking rape jokes?
Warhunterkiller
Vikings didn't rape.
metzershmit
Who wouldn't want to have sex with a viking?
ohdeepthought
They just pillaged and collected slaves
ChronosMorpheus
Be real here, you were hoping for sex but all you got was a hoodie
popemorganCDXX
Imgur is full of half truths
deadbeat44x
Probably did get laid with that pumpkin spice beard
Roomie33
Yeah, buddy.
MRSHomerJSimpson
Red beards.
Grumposstuff
Does she have a red beard?
neil137
"countries from all over the world will soon be joining us.."
Myleftbuttcheekisitchy
I just broke up with my girl friend, she has two of my favorite hoodies...
Jammers26
Next time take a picture of your face. Like your beard ????
drezrale
Now we know how to defeat basic bitches. Spread the word, quickly.
bayardthebloodhound
The fires have been lite!
Flackblack42
Quick everyone to your battle stations!!!!
BoozeHound001
We shall reclaim what is ours!
derptardaction
Send a raven.
Funfuhrer
I imagined independence day after they figured out how to destroy the aliens
IronicUsername
Me too. High 5!
CamelSpotter
emkev
Holy Christ this is like when Jeff Goldblum figured out how to defeat the aliens in Independence Day.
Rookthebaggins
Only works 3 months of the year
rocketturttle
then we must strike now!
drezrale
If you freeze the latte it can last all year.