Addicted2Groove
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Hello, my child
Nov 1, 2017 10:15 PM
Addicted2Groove
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nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
This is how you say hello to a man with a beard.
OutrageousHemmorhoid
Woah woah woah!? Who did we just see? Weinstein? Stacey??
JolinarsMinis
So this is how Canadians have kids?
Kokopuphs
I'm pretty jealous of Trey Kerby's beard. Eh oh!
jarredpowwer
In unison "eh oh!"
cleep3
A!-Yo!
sentfromplanetearth
I think that just turned me on...
TogepiOmelette
Same. I like watching guys enjoy themselves as opposed to all the porn where it's focused on the chick's pleasure
Stollig
SneakyFoxxin
Is the reporter like kevin heart sized?
ThatguyMortem
6'4" apparently.
WhiskyBravo
Oh but when Harvey Weinstein does it somehow it's wrong? And also he waters your plants for free...
aDapperBear
And Trey Kerby is a sizable 6'4" that is a massive hand.
ilovemyboobs
im 4'11, im having a hard time grasping the size.
aDapperBear
Basically that player could palm your head and use you like a basketball.
TheDivineUsersub
tennisball*
vrflyer
Hashtag me too ?
austinwizardforhire
Damnit! You beat me to it!
homolumbersexual
Classic bottom behaviour.
doggetofftheqcekmty
Please tell me blue shirt is sitting down.
idownvoteyouall
I don't believe he is
bigdog1983
Ameatyloaf
I wish someone would caress my beard that tenderly.
drumnickdrum
Is that Wizard Kelly?
BlainesMagmar
Beat me to it
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
The lesser known bald suited bigfoot
matfalk
How long till commentators come forth as being Shaqually assaulted?
EZMONEY98
On the next shaqtin a fool segment
cenataur
Give it a few years and this'll become a sex abuse case...
poptartfartsfortheheartsmart
It is as it needs to be
poptartfartsfortheheartsmart
Just so
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
I'd say two weeks
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Shaq has just resigned from House of Cards.
LosPer
Years? 4....3....2....1....CAREER OVER! Thanks for playing!
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
More like sexual harassment if we are being technical about it.
raulote
check the confession in 2030
ElephantKid
if he was a woman it might have been a sex abuse case today...
tornik
To be fair, that does look like it would feel really good.
destro216
Its fantastic. Source: i had a beard in high school
notmee123
I didn’t know it, but apparently this is my fetish now.
imnotevenherereally
Sometimes it hurts, especially when it's cold. My hairs get all stiff.
tornik
Ditto. My facial hair is quite dry. I recently started applying beard oil, and it seems to have softened it a bit.
Grundlingus
Oh sure, but I do that to a woman’s beard and suddenly I’m no longer employed at the carnival.
FlyingButtPliers
https://youtu.be/mQ_k_VG6Syc#t=1m22s
BlueLagoonLurker
professorspankem
UnicornofPeril
A beard that nice absolutely deserves scritches.
GrimdogX
Dude looked like a cat getting chin scratches.
Zixtank
I love that we don't see his face. Makes it so much more entertaining.
ItsaMeMaaario
Who was that giant?
michaelscottpapercompanyLLC
Anamayus
Addicted2Groove
Shaq....
unicorninmypants
Bigfoot
Gerckin
Ops Mom
RumpleDickskinne
"THAT'S A HUUGE BITCH!"
JoanofArcTigershark
The great genie Kazaam
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
He is Djinn
JoanofArcTigershark
Damn. Why did I never watch the movie? Oh yeah, now I remember
Whiskey461
Mrgetdown
BlackSiren32
Just a Shaq Attaq
UnassumingAscotCap
Is that one from Dogma?
ChaosandChaos
Yep
UnassumingAscotCap
Hell yea, just did Buddy Christ for Halloween!
ChaosandChaos
Great idea!
Maharajmeister
Shouldn’t this be behind a pay wall or in the dark net or something?
kinggoosethefirst
As a man with a larger beard, this literally happens to me every week.
QueenAmy
I just stare and fantasize. Sorry
TotallyNotYourTeacher
When that happens to me consensually, it's amazing.
valen00
Shaq gropes your face every week?
G081
When Shaq approaches you, let him finish! He’ll go away when he is done
GordonMcSorley
Thats what they used to say about Mrweinerstien
nicetrybutno
Because if you don't, 15 years later he will still be salty about it.
PmMeGifsForSauce
context?
nicetrybutno
Many, but mostly because of Steve Nash.
PmMeGifsForSauce
I mean what is the context, i dont get the 15 years bit
nicetrybutno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XfvUUvEFao no harm, doing some research on your own..
yeehawbuckaroo
Damn it, why can't we favorite comments yet?
MadlyGeeky
georgecostanzalatexsalesman
He’s got a bit of Mississippi leg hound in em, if he does grab ahold of ya it’s best to just let em finish
DrakeRamorayMD
*When experiencing a Shaq attack
WhatUpIGotABigHawk
Tell that to Javale McGee.
DeadBodyCascade
*Shrek
PsycheClone
LET him finish? Can you really stop him?
SipHole
That’s kind of the point.
insanegorilla
CivilizedUndead
You can try, key word being try.
Whiskey461
Zarosian
Whats he laughing at here?
was821
meanderinghero
Mxlespxles
ferretfiend
Yeah, fowl him and make him take it to the free throw line.
CheckYoMeat
But even there, he crosses the line.
Mxlespxles
MontequillaTheLastofTheMeheecans
PsycheClone
Fowl.
ferretfiend
You caught me sir and or madam, I am terrible at grammar and spelling in general. Upvote for the the gif.
Junktrunkjunkie
♪Love Shaq, baby, Love Shaq♫
Whatswrongwiththispicture
Well, that was disturbing
Srirachachachachachachachacha
His hands are huuuuge
DisturbinglyEnticing
Disturbingly Enticing :)
icantbelievemynamewastaken
The moment where he just looks SUPER into it. Getting a little personal.
aenigmata
probationaryperiod
No way, that's my fetish!
Cheomesh
No this is disturbing https://youtu.be/1tF2dF67Q2c
Definitelynotabee
That's not disturbing this is disturbing https://m.imgur.com/Q9a2Rjz?r
Retromorphic
I'm glad that was disturbing
thejoustingskeleton
No, this is Patrick
UnassumingAscotCap
PRECISELY what I was hoping for! +1
TheAvarice
Sad thing is, it's not uncommon... My beard has been molested more times than I care to remember.
Alkuam
Interesting, mine has not. I suppose being a large, permanently angry looking man has something to do with it.
TheAvarice
I'm simply the youngest at my work, so the other guys find it amusing.
Alkuam
Ah, my co-workers called me "The Ogre." Most of the warehouse was under 6 feet.
StalkerMagnet
I feel violated
SnugglesaurusRex
Consensual touching makes the world go round.
RumpleDickskinne
"THAT'S A HUUGE BITCH!"
Bigdaddyclean
"SHE'S A BEHEMOTH!"
Ssexxyblue
DrGreve
#metoo
illrateyourtitle
Had a beard like that and hated it when people felt the need to share my beard...
highteck9
He got a boner
IHuggedaCorgiToday
Do that to a random woman and you're a sex offender
SnugglesaurusRex
Well, those two guys are friends and have known each other for years.... So, it's not really the same thing.
darklaugh2042
Well duh, most women have only one place they can grow "a beard".
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
IHuggedaCorgiToday
Ahhhhhh I always upvote corgis
TheEdmontonMan
Don't women fondle other women at hollywood events and shit all the time tho
CmfMttnPpl
As a man with a beard, more men try to touch it then women do
MrHumberfloob
There goes that guys career!
loganthomsen
De he's gay
Golduneye
Tylermatic4118
I takes a man, to know what a man likes
samsonguy920
If that's violated then sign me up.
rugmiem
Found the millennial
GoGoGadgetBinoculars
Mayokopp