Jan 2, 2017 9:37 PM
iH8myPP
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Source: The Mummy (1999)
maggiepuff
Are you my mummy??
rowdybme
I hate people and stuff, but this was pretty good dude.
TheOtherPenguin
Anuk-So-namooon!
Killrapture
Those were good movies, campy as hell, but they knew what they were
secretoaster
I have hard time giving anything positive to things with 9gag in it. It's like the Kardashian's. Let's just stop mentioning them to end it.
RiverWoods
An iH8myPP gif in user sub magical day indeed
theamazinspiderman
ba-baba-badadadadadadada oh forget it
unicorniodechicle
I loved that they used reconstructed Ancient Egyptian in this movie!
ISuckAtMakingPosts0925
And this is why OP is a fag :)
gameboyman
Rachel Weisz is so hot
JensGespenst
Oh yes... guys I have been on fp with same oc a few years apart. You fucks are no better than 9gag. Sorry
On both sites I meant
DarthBallsDankLordOfTheShit
AnUninvitedGuest
I'm your man Lassann
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Thought it was a discount Dr.Who video at first
Numbatfromthefuture
Brionyrae
Fuck the remake. Fraser's "Mummy" will never die!
CommanderWilliamTRiker
...goodbye Benny
WorstShotEver
Poor Lassannn....
DukeDark
Fuck Lasannn
GenkiHenkie
onore decade!!!
V1rusHunter
Missing the reference. Lassannn?
Anonawesome
Not poor Lassannn. He earned it.
Justyouraverageman
BenFender
That was better than the main post.
Thanks, it's also one of mine.
It may be my favorite.
Arsikere
PP vs Lassann.... *pulls out lawn chair*
Azuzel
Anak-su-namoooOOON
oneinsider
I remember the opening scene of Fifth Element differently. Lol.
indrada3290609
https://youtu.be/pDWR5RkWRTY for those curious, 0:20
BloodiDodi
No 4chan ? Hmmm I wonder who would be its diety. m00t was a faggot. Asian m00t stays undercover. Maybe Snacks or Boxxy ?
whoweildsatridentunderthesea
It's just a post. No harm ever came frome quoting on a post.
one1deuce
I never thought I'd see the day that PP would repost a Lassannn post
And you never will, my friend.
Thund3rbolt
The treasures that await you in the Tomb of PP - v
maetrix
Damn, that such an anxious scene
IDontKnowHowToHuman
That's the first dickbutt I've seen with big spikey pubes. And in 3D!
This is how I imagined they would look like 4000 years ago ...before manscaping :)
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
Does he give you a heads up of what movie he's using? Otherwise you are a speed record holder for reaction gifs. :)
Thanks! He doesn't tell what only that he's posted something. I didn't get the message for 3 hrs tho this time so quite late unfortunately.
That's damn impressive.
Titanslayerzeus
Always loved that scene. "God help me. Nope. Next God help me. Nope. Next, Nope. Nope, nope. DING DING DING"
codpeace
Yup that's me, lifelong atheist, on my deathbed.
QuiteADapperAsshole
I love that it wasn't even a magical reason for the mummy to stop, but just showing he was part of the same tribe.
LordLchaim
Someone say tribe?
samials
To life!
L'chaim!
DrPepper523
He was like oh, your one of the slaves. You will work for me
bigfootsdik
Wasn't it b/c they could speak with each other as he spoke Hebrew? Remember Imhotep doesn't speak English. Haven't seen that mentioned here
Yeah he could speak Hebrew, but he said something like Oh the language of the slaves. So that's why he kept him around, translation and care
SpinnerMask
What scene is this? I'd like to see the original.
Eh, that one isn't the full one, here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDWR5RkWRTY
MarvelousMuggle
Winner winner righteous sinner!
CatSnakePlissken
God dammit it's been too long since I saw this last. Is it on Netflix? Hulu? Prime Video? Blockbuster? VHS? Laserdisc?
DoctorKorre
In Germany it's on Prime Video
MrtheOffender
GOD ZUES BUDDAH ONE OF YOU GUYS DOO SOMETHING!!! SATAN YOU OWE MEE!!!
OldkingColeofMercia
Read that in the professors voice...
http://imgur.com/AGfsZTt
skrizzle4rizzle
OldRazzIeDazzIe
Ill miss this guy
idclimbhimlikeatree
riVER
IHadToDump
I was JUST going to say this, bravo
ThePowerToKillAYakFrom200YardsAway
Dat inflection doe
DukeDarkwood
Oh, there it is.
rgzdev
I'm so happy for you.
JiffyDealer
Never be on the wrong side of River...v
DesperateElfWhore
what. the fuck. is that?
River from serenity.
Sometimes my reactions are a bit late because I only use 60fps gifs. Which means that I have to make them all.
swagbornslayer
did you just...
picklous
Like trying to open a door with a huge key ring while the baddie's right behind you
StarSpangledAwesome
HEY BENNY, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER!!!!
Priceless. I was sad the gif didn't go that far.
pookieeatworld
Next comment down...
ODSTsRule
That movie was really good if my memories dont betray me.
RydWolf
It was amazing. Just a shame they never made any more.
I agree, also a shame they never made any other Matrix-movies or the promised Prequels to Star Wars... damn it hollywood!
On the plus side, Terminator 2 was decent so we know that there's a possibility of good sequels.
getotterhere
imgonnagotakearick
Upvote this
PhilbertPhrog
Lol why is the background frozen on both gifs?
drksdrlife
cant remember the setting, but IIRC making gifs can ignore a certain amount of motion and save a lot of file size by just keeping it static.
AzureKytia
gifs support two modes for frame transitions. "Replace" sets any transparent pixels in a frame to the transparency colour set in the gif 1/2
"Combine" stacks the next frame on top, which is useful as you can save space by only drawing what's changed, and leave the rest transparent
It was a very cold river.
I got nothing, here, accept my 60fps fishies as sacrifice. v
theportraitssecretinattackmode
Neat! +1
TheMightyCock
Stop right there, you had me at 60fps, don't care what it's about
VashTheStapmede
Idk it seems like more than 60 fish per second...
You might be counting the same fish more than once.
SlowReflexes
Sick aquarium bro!
Fosforo
.
BrothaBiscuit
MandrewJackson
4k is nice, but 60 fps is what I really want out of the next format.
NitroPiggy
I will upvote ur 60FPS EVERY FUCKING TIME!
Fishies per second?
Made me laugh! +1 for you!
Sorry. Drinking. "60FPS FISHIES"
chrisdafish
Hey friends
Crazymustard
Absolutely sublime
TheTrashyPenguin
DoNotFeedTheDancingBear
Subnautica? Is this a new biome?
Dobbsie
this is beautiful
I feel like there's something missing there. A wiener, maybe?
amishcannoli
A taco perhaps
MisterOneUpper
It's missing the taco
Right, that's what I was thinking of. Thank you.
DragothMP5
Looks like Okinawa?
ItsMISTERPerfectCell
To be fair, those are some nice fish.
For @iH8myPP, I only offer my best tithe.
OMG THAT'S BEAUTIFUL! Can anyone tell me how to make it my screensaver in Windows 7? I just got a new computer monitor for christmas.
peridotstar
I don't know how, but congrats :D
finstad4
v
TheLeftNippleOfMichaelCera
SmilingSamoyed
kojenk
Ooo one with segmented lines, adding this one to MY collection
momongah
RavenAshareth
Huh, that CG is better than I remember. Unless it's not CG and I just look like an idiot now.
Faeorie
Well, it is owned by Universal Studios and they're usually pretty good at visual effects.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Not CG they used a real mummy
Holes and insects are CGI, general shape is practical actor.
SithRuleOfTwo
It was really good for the time, still kinda holds up. I still remember the scene with him in the dark looking so realistic.
lazyclone
It's actually a real mummy.
DoctorWh0m
....are you my mummy?
AntaFTG
Name checks out
hell no you limey
ClooneyWasTheBestBatman
It was a mix of cg and practical FX.
HeroHadley
The way God intended!
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Always and forever the best way to do effects. Practical elements fit the scene properly, and the CG embellishes.
Ah. I just remember bad CG Dwayne Johnson from the second one.
thecanadianhero
2nd one? I have no recollection of such transpired events...
YeahBoio
'y know the one with a big old scorpion man thingy and the pygmies and whatnot. There were books involved and an airship. Ringin' any bells?
Daktyl
Isn't that called "The Scorpion" and is actually the 3rd one?
diregamer
As a necromancer, this is not a real mummy. That is obviously fake or a botched/incomplete resurerction.
Arise chicken, chicken arise! xD
JasonThorn
It was noted that he was not fully regenerated.
That was a subtle part of the joke.
I was taking the joke and running with it. Sometimes I do it knowingly, sometimes it's just Not Enough Coffee.
FuckLeftOff
It was that one with the rock that REALLY sucked
HypocriticalBastard
That was the sequel
oh...god...Scorpion Rock was horrible
thepasswordisbutts
He looked like a ps2 cutscene.
fiery831
OMG so terrible.
IronicUsername
But Kelly Hu tho.
bachterman
it was the scorpion king, not the mummy.
Yeah, I remember bad CG Rock.
reux
To be honest, I have to have respect for the balls that it took to attempt that effect. Although it clearly didn't work
TrueLegateDamar
I read they planned the Rock to appear as himself at the end but got replaced with CG monster only weeks before release.
Judging by the final look I wouldn't be surprised if that was true
Fairdinkums
Wasn't that his first appearance in a movie?
FenyxKnight
Yes, The Mummy Returns (2001). The year before that he was in an episode of Star Trek: Voyager
Source: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0425005/
MartyyMcflyy
Also, he holds the record for the highest paid first time actor because of that role #funfacts
The1stBellicose
Prove it.
Walrosity
Just look it up if you want to find out, it wouldn't have taken too much longer than saying "prove it"
maggiepuff
Are you my mummy??
rowdybme
I hate people and stuff, but this was pretty good dude.
TheOtherPenguin
Anuk-So-namooon!
Killrapture
Those were good movies, campy as hell, but they knew what they were
secretoaster
I have hard time giving anything positive to things with 9gag in it. It's like the Kardashian's. Let's just stop mentioning them to end it.
RiverWoods
An iH8myPP gif in user sub magical day indeed
theamazinspiderman
ba-baba-badadadadadadada oh forget it
unicorniodechicle
I loved that they used reconstructed Ancient Egyptian in this movie!
ISuckAtMakingPosts0925
And this is why OP is a fag :)
gameboyman
Rachel Weisz is so hot
JensGespenst
Oh yes... guys I have been on fp with same oc a few years apart. You fucks are no better than 9gag. Sorry
JensGespenst
On both sites I meant
DarthBallsDankLordOfTheShit
AnUninvitedGuest
I'm your man Lassann
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Thought it was a discount Dr.Who video at first
Numbatfromthefuture
Brionyrae
Fuck the remake. Fraser's "Mummy" will never die!
CommanderWilliamTRiker
...goodbye Benny
WorstShotEver
Poor Lassannn....
DukeDark
Fuck Lasannn
GenkiHenkie
onore decade!!!
V1rusHunter
Missing the reference. Lassannn?
Anonawesome
Not poor Lassannn. He earned it.
Justyouraverageman
BenFender
That was better than the main post.
iH8myPP
Thanks, it's also one of mine.
BenFender
It may be my favorite.
Arsikere
PP vs Lassann.... *pulls out lawn chair*
Azuzel
Anak-su-namoooOOON
oneinsider
I remember the opening scene of Fifth Element differently. Lol.
indrada3290609
https://youtu.be/pDWR5RkWRTY for those curious, 0:20
BloodiDodi
No 4chan ? Hmmm I wonder who would be its diety. m00t was a faggot. Asian m00t stays undercover. Maybe Snacks or Boxxy ?
whoweildsatridentunderthesea
It's just a post. No harm ever came frome quoting on a post.
one1deuce
I never thought I'd see the day that PP would repost a Lassannn post
iH8myPP
And you never will, my friend.
Thund3rbolt
The treasures that await you in the Tomb of PP -
v
maetrix
Damn, that such an anxious scene
IDontKnowHowToHuman
That's the first dickbutt I've seen with big spikey pubes. And in 3D!
Thund3rbolt
This is how I imagined they would look like 4000 years ago ...before manscaping :)
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
Does he give you a heads up of what movie he's using? Otherwise you are a speed record holder for reaction gifs. :)
Thund3rbolt
Thanks! He doesn't tell what only that he's posted something. I didn't get the message for 3 hrs tho this time so quite late unfortunately.
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
That's damn impressive.
Titanslayerzeus
Always loved that scene. "God help me. Nope. Next God help me. Nope. Next, Nope. Nope, nope. DING DING DING"
codpeace
Yup that's me, lifelong atheist, on my deathbed.
QuiteADapperAsshole
I love that it wasn't even a magical reason for the mummy to stop, but just showing he was part of the same tribe.
LordLchaim
Someone say tribe?
samials
To life!
QuiteADapperAsshole
L'chaim!
DrPepper523
He was like oh, your one of the slaves. You will work for me
bigfootsdik
Wasn't it b/c they could speak with each other as he spoke Hebrew? Remember Imhotep doesn't speak English. Haven't seen that mentioned here
DrPepper523
Yeah he could speak Hebrew, but he said something like Oh the language of the slaves. So that's why he kept him around, translation and care
SpinnerMask
What scene is this? I'd like to see the original.
Titanslayerzeus
Eh, that one isn't the full one, here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDWR5RkWRTY
MarvelousMuggle
Winner winner righteous sinner!
CatSnakePlissken
God dammit it's been too long since I saw this last. Is it on Netflix? Hulu? Prime Video? Blockbuster? VHS? Laserdisc?
DoctorKorre
In Germany it's on Prime Video
MrtheOffender
GOD ZUES BUDDAH ONE OF YOU GUYS DOO SOMETHING!!! SATAN YOU OWE MEE!!!
OldkingColeofMercia
Read that in the professors voice...
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/AGfsZTt
skrizzle4rizzle
OldRazzIeDazzIe
Ill miss this guy
idclimbhimlikeatree
riVER
IHadToDump
I was JUST going to say this, bravo
ThePowerToKillAYakFrom200YardsAway
Dat inflection doe
DukeDarkwood
Oh, there it is.
rgzdev
I'm so happy for you.
JiffyDealer
Never be on the wrong side of River...
v
DesperateElfWhore
what. the fuck. is that?
JiffyDealer
River from serenity.
DesperateElfWhore
JiffyDealer
Sometimes my reactions are a bit late because I only use 60fps gifs. Which means that I have to make them all.
swagbornslayer
did you just...
picklous
Like trying to open a door with a huge key ring while the baddie's right behind you
skrizzle4rizzle
StarSpangledAwesome
HEY BENNY, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER!!!!
DukeDarkwood
Priceless. I was sad the gif didn't go that far.
pookieeatworld
Next comment down...
ODSTsRule
That movie was really good if my memories dont betray me.
RydWolf
It was amazing. Just a shame they never made any more.
ODSTsRule
I agree, also a shame they never made any other Matrix-movies or the promised Prequels to Star Wars... damn it hollywood!
RydWolf
On the plus side, Terminator 2 was decent so we know that there's a possibility of good sequels.
getotterhere
imgonnagotakearick
Upvote this
PhilbertPhrog
Lol why is the background frozen on both gifs?
drksdrlife
cant remember the setting, but IIRC making gifs can ignore a certain amount of motion and save a lot of file size by just keeping it static.
AzureKytia
gifs support two modes for frame transitions. "Replace" sets any transparent pixels in a frame to the transparency colour set in the gif 1/2
AzureKytia
"Combine" stacks the next frame on top, which is useful as you can save space by only drawing what's changed, and leave the rest transparent
RydWolf
It was a very cold river.
JiffyDealer
I got nothing, here, accept my 60fps fishies as sacrifice.
v
theportraitssecretinattackmode
Neat! +1
TheMightyCock
Stop right there, you had me at 60fps, don't care what it's about
VashTheStapmede
Idk it seems like more than 60 fish per second...
JiffyDealer
You might be counting the same fish more than once.
SlowReflexes
Sick aquarium bro!
Fosforo
.
BrothaBiscuit
.
MandrewJackson
4k is nice, but 60 fps is what I really want out of the next format.
NitroPiggy
I will upvote ur 60FPS EVERY FUCKING TIME!
DukeDarkwood
Fishies per second?
NitroPiggy
Made me laugh! +1 for you!
NitroPiggy
Sorry. Drinking. "60FPS FISHIES"
chrisdafish
Hey friends
Crazymustard
Absolutely sublime
TheTrashyPenguin
.
DoNotFeedTheDancingBear
Subnautica? Is this a new biome?
Dobbsie
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I feel like there's something missing there. A wiener, maybe?
amishcannoli
A taco perhaps
MisterOneUpper
It's missing the taco
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Right, that's what I was thinking of. Thank you.
DragothMP5
Looks like Okinawa?
ItsMISTERPerfectCell
To be fair, those are some nice fish.
JiffyDealer
For @iH8myPP, I only offer my best tithe.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
OMG THAT'S BEAUTIFUL! Can anyone tell me how to make it my screensaver in Windows 7? I just got a new computer monitor for christmas.
peridotstar
I don't know how, but congrats :D
finstad4
JiffyDealer
TheLeftNippleOfMichaelCera
SmilingSamoyed
kojenk
Ooo one with segmented lines, adding this one to MY collection
momongah
RavenAshareth
Huh, that CG is better than I remember. Unless it's not CG and I just look like an idiot now.
Faeorie
Well, it is owned by Universal Studios and they're usually pretty good at visual effects.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Not CG they used a real mummy
QuiteADapperAsshole
Holes and insects are CGI, general shape is practical actor.
SithRuleOfTwo
It was really good for the time, still kinda holds up. I still remember the scene with him in the dark looking so realistic.
lazyclone
It's actually a real mummy.
DoctorWh0m
....are you my mummy?
AntaFTG
Name checks out
lazyclone
hell no you limey
ClooneyWasTheBestBatman
It was a mix of cg and practical FX.
HeroHadley
The way God intended!
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Always and forever the best way to do effects. Practical elements fit the scene properly, and the CG embellishes.
RavenAshareth
Ah. I just remember bad CG Dwayne Johnson from the second one.
thecanadianhero
2nd one? I have no recollection of such transpired events...
YeahBoio
'y know the one with a big old scorpion man thingy and the pygmies and whatnot. There were books involved and an airship. Ringin' any bells?
Daktyl
Isn't that called "The Scorpion" and is actually the 3rd one?
diregamer
As a necromancer, this is not a real mummy. That is obviously fake or a botched/incomplete resurerction.
peridotstar
Arise chicken, chicken arise! xD
JasonThorn
It was noted that he was not fully regenerated.
diregamer
That was a subtle part of the joke.
JasonThorn
I was taking the joke and running with it. Sometimes I do it knowingly, sometimes it's just Not Enough Coffee.
FuckLeftOff
It was that one with the rock that REALLY sucked
HypocriticalBastard
That was the sequel
CommanderWilliamTRiker
oh...god...Scorpion Rock was horrible
thepasswordisbutts
He looked like a ps2 cutscene.
fiery831
OMG so terrible.
IronicUsername
But Kelly Hu tho.
bachterman
it was the scorpion king, not the mummy.
RavenAshareth
Yeah, I remember bad CG Rock.
reux
To be honest, I have to have respect for the balls that it took to attempt that effect. Although it clearly didn't work
TrueLegateDamar
I read they planned the Rock to appear as himself at the end but got replaced with CG monster only weeks before release.
FuckLeftOff
Judging by the final look I wouldn't be surprised if that was true
Fairdinkums
Wasn't that his first appearance in a movie?
FenyxKnight
Yes, The Mummy Returns (2001). The year before that he was in an episode of Star Trek: Voyager
FenyxKnight
Source: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0425005/
MartyyMcflyy
Also, he holds the record for the highest paid first time actor because of that role #funfacts
The1stBellicose
Prove it.
Walrosity
Just look it up if you want to find out, it wouldn't have taken too much longer than saying "prove it"