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Oct 17, 2016 6:45 PM
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hairbnb
Yeah, nice. Real nice. Now she becomes famous? David Attenborough was narrating, all of a sudden this bitch walks in and steals my thunder!
calebbenrock
Pregnancy photo shoot with the father?
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
too bad about the pixels
MainManFuzzySlippers
lenomdeplume
Odd photo...inscrutable description, was weed involved?
LewdAwakening
Aquaman Origins: Electric Boogaloo True Blue
found2bmissing
"I don't want to be here, I feel like a beached whale." "Sweety you look f... look dear a dolphin!!"
TheGrandKingNarwal
*insert nanners joke here*
DeckMyHalls
If that's not a sign you should name your child Flipper than I don't know what is.
copingcabana
What's the porpoise of zooming out so far?
NoShoFoSho
Wow
ironman1111
Are you sure it wasn't a sperm whale?
Ashbashrasher
Dolphins are natures midwifes apparently
derdeeder
Is this a new thing?!
SmokeyQuartz
Oh great, now her baby is probably gonna have weird colored hair and end up being a protagonist.
Burgerpool
Dolphin is probably the dad
ThatsABoldStrategyCotton
I don't think that's a photobomb. I think that's only an improvement.
o11c
Hm, what's the opposite of a bomb. Photobuild?
waitdoyounot
That dolphin doesn't look in the act of fucking to me. But hey I'm not a marine biologist.
Devan24x7
Kekekekeke -Dolphin probably..
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
I thought that's what the fox said.
Jamesyrob2
Top kekekek
FluffyPuddles
http://imgur.com/ubJGoQt
Trackon
So long and thanks for all the fish!
TheEmperorDarthSidious
LANGUAGE!!!
zma123456
The baby will have super powers.
PeanutBetter69
Or, ya know, be aquaman...
VelociRyan
I dont know about you man, but if we all lined up to pick super powers like a dodgeball game and I picked last, I would take aquaman gladly.
DaPastry
Sorry the second to last guy got aquaman, all that's left for you is Arm-Fall-Off-Boy or Doorman I am afraid.
Duxerto
I don't feel like that's extremely unlikely. Being pregnant is common. Dolphins living in the ocean is common. Those both happen and... OMG!
MWVaughn
When's the last time you saw a photo of a pregnant woman and a dolphin jumping that wasn't planned?
HiImTilted
Yes but if you think about it statistically, the probability of you being there at that exact moment and the dolphin being there AND jumpin
sayplease60
ImgurianWhoClaimsToBeAnExpertOnEverything
Maybe the dolphin actually got her pregnant
LightingSquirrel
Dolphin's like "bitch I ain't payin no child support."
Genini
If being pregnant is so common then why haven't I ever been pregnant? Checkmate, I've sunk your battleship.
ZaeMillion
Are you male or a virgin female, or making use of contraceptives? YAHTZEE! The Wicked Witch is dead!
LookingForWorkInColorado
Do you commonly take photos of them jumping? Accidentally?
millicentfrastley
Not accidentally. But there's one beach in Malibu where they tend to show up every day around the same time, so it'd be fairly easy.
stja
THEM jumping? I don't think jumping is a wise course of action for a 9 month pregnant woman.
SmokeyQuartz
Little fucker might fall right out. *ploop*
stja
Impromptu postnatal bungee?
SmokeyQuartz
I was thinking more Mission Impossible style.