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GeneTheAwkward
PSA: sometimes fake pockets are actually real pockets but are stitched closed to make them appear flat when the garment is hanging. Ez2 open
transmogrifier38
The Willary makes pants with real pockets, pricey but made to last years. https://thewillary.com/products/copy-of-c-fit-core-pant-1
TheSuperJay
My g/f and I were just talking about this last night. Unfortunately for her (and fortunately for me) she's way too curvy for men's jeans.
bumhand
If a dress needs to be shortened, and you have a friend with a sewing Machine and serger, you can put pockets in anything!
MoldyKetchup95
We have big pockets so we can scratch our balls and it looks like we are rummaging through our pockets
Knilore
I can see you real pockets onto the fake ones. Scrap fabric is pretty cheap, sometimes free, I'm a guy and like to add function to things.
Knilore
Sew* damn phone
objectreborn
If somebody wants to open Pockets, sign me up as seamstress!!
seleneusagi
As someone who wears scrubs alot of the time that would be extremely cool.
ExodusDei
I had to buy a pair with fake pockets because they were the only ones that fit... it is hell.
broconno
just wear a fanny pack
getmo
(when you see a pro- fanny pack post at 0 points) Don't worry bro, I gotchu.
Wankathon
When I was a kid I had a jacket with an endless inner pocket. As an adult I found inside it my old PSP, rusty pliers, a knife, scissors,--
Wankathon
And a smol bb gun. Honestly I think the pocket was just the inside of the coat
o4kill
It's so you can embroider onto the front of the jacket, actually. But yeah, super pocket.
Wankathon
ohhh. Giving those to children will just result in clown type pocket antics
o4kill
Since mine was a jacket for a decent amount of cold at a time, I used it to store both hat and gloves in the same pocket.
Sistergldnhair
First thing my daughter posted about her wedding dress? "It has pockets!!!" We chicks like pockets.
Rystefn
Then stop buying things without pockets. This isn't hard.
RABBlTS
hunting for comfortable, not hideous womens clothing with pockets is like hunting for a shiny pokemon
Rystefn
And why is that? Because what you buy determines what people carry in stores? So if you keep buying garbage, they'll keep stocking it?
RABBlTS
I cant buy whats not there, dude. I cant magically make women's clothing with pockets appear in the store. I cant go naked.
Rystefn
No, no. It's there. But they keep not selling, so they get dropped. over and over, that's what happens. It's 100% on the customer base.
altimassuck
Only in the last 10 months or so I’ve been aware of this pocket issue. I hope you get pockets.
LahmiaVampiress
I know you'd make tons of money.
OmniscientZiltoid
At least a pocket full of it.
CatOnTheRoof
Just the same, as a man, I buy sweaters in the women's section, because there they do not have beer belly room included.
RABBlTS
I always hated that extra belly room! Its very unflattering. Glad I'm not the only one
CatOnTheRoof
Will they ever learn that men also want clothes that makes them look good?
Marshallmallow999
As a man working in the fashion route, I think it's sad that women barely have pockets that can fit anything in there.
SaphirePhenux
This! I very much agree with this! If women's clothing had pockets, then I wouldn't need to be my wife's personal pocket!
Paasimus
Guy here. I once owned a pair of pants that had pockets so big, i could fit 2x 1.5l (0,4 gallons) soda bottles in each front pocket.
OtterlyMagnificent
Girl here: I wore Cargo pants throughout high-school. I could fit 2 2-liter bottles in each leg pocket, with the top closed, and full-1/
Paasimus
I guess they don't call them CARGO pants for nothing.
OtterlyMagnificent
No kidding. One time I stuffed my jacket in there because it was in my way, and forgot it was there until I got home.
OtterlyMagnificent
sized Burros (Larger form of burrito) in the front pockets, with room for more in the back pockets. I wore 2 belts to hold them up. 2/2
KjTheLightning
why would you put burritos in your pockets?
OtterlyMagnificent
Because they're a portable form of food. And small enough to fit in pockets.
KjTheLightning
isn't that what cereal bars were made for? isn't a burrito... squishy? and juicy? and potentially capable of making a mess in your pants?
thisiskitteh
Oh dear, were they tripp pants? Those were (or possibly were not) the days.
papertigeress
When you open your store (quickly please, with branches in multiple locations) please make sure you carry PLUS sizes. I’m yr. 1st customer!
LostLadyTX
I have a dress and it has pockets and I was so excited when I realized it. And I have to tell everyone it has pockets whenever I wear it
casbott
Pics.... of the dress, showing the pockets with bananas so we can judge.
RABBlTS
I have one too, i bought it in my goth/scene phase and I still wear it just because of the pockets.
cheesypoofs
Women's gym clothes don't even have pockets. Sometimes I just have to put my phone on the ground
llamalibrarian
I don't have a single pair of workout pants that have pockets. I just have to not listen to anything, which is a pain
2020Gamer
I had an idea for a subscription service called "Thanks, it has pockets." You'd send is your clothes, and we'll sew real pockets into them.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
I have the same idea with a cafe called "poached egg on the top". Not sure whether people appreciate a poached egg on their beverage though
kittyperfect
I can't fit in boys skinny jeans though :(
LivinginLuling
Yeeahh. The ratio btwn my waist hips & waist is too large for lady pants. All jeans have gaps. Boys pants would never stay up.
amishcannoli
I also cannot fit into mens skinny jeans.
arek314
My ass is too mighty to be contained by skinny jeans...
amishcannoli
My ass, too, is too mighty. But my calves are the biggest issue. They either dont fit at all or the pants just roll down my socks constantly
PrairieNightSky
Girls girls girls. Chinos in the boys section. Stretchy waist, fitted ankle and big ass pockets and booty room. Changed my life, no joke.
PrairieNightSky
Literally 15 dollars at tjmaxx for 1 pair. (Men's section not boys section)
erasedesire
Cargo pants?
RABBlTS
Mens cargo pants dont sell them short enough in the leg or thin enough in the waist. Boys are too small. They look terrible bc super baggy.
erasedesire
I get cargo pants in the "young men's" section. It's hard to find ones short enough for sure. Maybe online would be ok w/measurements?
RABBlTS
I have wide hips so they fit my legs fine, and then wont pull over my butt. Go a size up, and they fit the butt but the legs are too baggy
erasedesire
Oh no :( I have no more ideas. It really is ridiculous and tragic, the plight of the less pocketed...
KirschPunkt
Then buy other guy-pants. It's not like you aren't allowed to wear Cargo-pants if you wanted to. Just as an example.
FanOfFanboys
That comment should not be voted down. Was funny
Zahnradfee
That's not the point. Men-pants just don't fit if you have a bit of a difference between butt and waist width.
FanOfFanboys
It was a joke
LooseSeall
Makes a stupid, unpopular, unfunny comment, “it’s just a joke” yeah ok bud
FanOfFanboys
I know reading is hard but I didn't make the comment/joke. Try again, sunshine
CuttleFishOfCthulu
Ignore him. He trolls like crazy. Did the same to me the other day. Said he'd "kill my cat and come slap me" because I have an outdoor cat.
FanOfFanboys
Glad that wasn't condescending. I'll try to emulate you and your kindness.
Zahnradfee
No, it wasn't.
FanOfFanboys
You think he was giving serious advice to women to wear cargo shorts?
FanOfFanboys
Ok, sure
KjTheLightning
you just made me realize i've never seen a girl with pants that aren't skin-tight aside from militaries, now i demand to see that.
FanOfFanboys
Some stereotypical lesbians?
NiceGreenArrows
Sweat pants casual wear is pretty common. As far as I know anyway.
KjTheLightning
but properly fitted sweat pants are(almost) skin tight, and... well, i guess i took them out of consideration due to how in italy pants and
KjTheLightning
sweatpants have entirely different words to call them(cargo, jeans, etc=pantaloni,jeans, sweatpants=tute, pantaloni)
NiceGreenArrows
too, so they tend to have a little more room still. But the waistband and such still fits, and it feels comfy. So...perfect casual wear fit.
NiceGreenArrows
Well, I buy ones in this sorta style:
which don't look skin tight there. And since I'm short, my legs are
Scusername
Yeah that’s BS advice for any girl whose hips don’t go straight down. Girl jeans aren’t much better mind you.
ILIKEWHALES
I have wide hips and men's jeans fit me better than women's. MMMmmmmm pockets <3
OtterlyMagnificent
Tighten your belt. They'll be fine.
LooseSeall
As someone with “baby making hips” no they won’t.
TedTheMan
Babies love them...
OtterlyMagnificent
Have them altered? Or just sew in bigger pockets on your jeans...
Scusername
Yeah that's what I settle for, but there's always tons of excess material around my waist.
TedTheMan
As there should be. You're prepared for the end of days.
asm80dfa8sdfj
You can have them altered. Or if you're handy you can alter them yourself.
wondrousness
American Eagle has guy jeans that are super curvy and stretchy in the men’s section! Called flex! Source: I like big booty men
papapapanda
Now that's a sauce I can get behind!
CheezeStank
Username does NOT check out :P
worgenboy
Buy our regular jeans. They're a bit looser, but fuck it at that point.
Slapthefatcat
Another comment mentioned that the crotch area is too big. I guess inseams are different between ours and ladies' pants. Makes sense.
retgarr
Won't fit my girlfiend either. I ain't mad about that.
Avidinha
I want to open a store called "Big Ass Subs" we would sell sandwiches and speakers.
DildoSwagg1ns
My wife will still use her bra for her mobile and currency. No she isn’t a stripper.
sponx4
That makes your job even better because you are then tasked to fish things out of her cleavage >:) Live the life you're always meant for.
erasedesire
It's more convenient and secure than whatever paltry pockets the rest of an outfit might contain, for sure. I keep lipsticks there
Kalid19
Bras ARE pockets
DickDastardly404
Gross. Don’t keep things other people have to touch in your bra. Its kinda like a dude handing you warm, moist notes from his armpit.
Stragul
Well... that's what you think.. :p
llamalibrarian
...is that just a stripper thing? i also do that, and so do a lot of women i know (also not strippers)
fredgiblet
What I learn from the discussions about pockets is that women don't actually check the functionality of the clothes before they buy.
Jomini001
This.
KScarey
Big hips make pocket openings gape in an odd looking way. The design is to look flattering on those of us w hips.
fredgiblet
So what you're saying is that your hips demand lies.
AnnieGoolahee
Online listings for pants don't say "faux pockets".
fredgiblet
True enough.
LizLemonDifficult
I buy online. Many pants have false pockets. Looks real in the photo but in reality is just a seam.
Braytac
I was 9 when i started checking all my new pants for a pocket large enough to fit my game boy. even then functionality matted to me as a guy
TheVirusKnownAsVirus
My gf won’t even try the clothes on before she buys. (Much to my detest) she just assumes and buys
Bobblesisaderpcat
Now that you think of it, it’s weird. You basically going into store and getting partly naked. Over and over again.
KjTheLightning
well you either do that or have to go back to the store the next day, if the store even allows refunds.
whotookthe
What kind of person checks the pockets when they by pants
fredgiblet
The person who doesn't want to return pants the next day.
KjTheLightning
pretty much any person that likes to bring stuff around without always having to bring a bag of some kind with them.
moreaujr
I do. But that's because I only buy pants for work and work requires pockets
FanOfFanboys
Many guys. I put my hands in front pockets when trying on. I don't check back pockets
llamalibrarian
Woman who buys clothes here: I buy from what I have to chose from, which often means I'm chosing between pocketless items of clothing
llamalibrarian
B/c I need pockets for my work outfits, I order dresses online and search for ones with pockets. But finding them in the wild rarely happens
BillogUncle
This is like 100% True. however, women almost always chose fashion over functionality because they have 's bag that matches them anyway'
AndSewOn
Because us women are all alike. We do everything alike.
madknitterlady
There are so many of us who don't give a shit about fashion. It's just that the clothes these days just don't have pockets.
BillogUncle
I think they should all have pockets and not those fake pockets. Gene equality for jeans
erasedesire
Could have just gone with "jean equality" :P
Dranton12
My wife judges me so had for choosing function first.
getmo
I feel like functionality has its own style. When I've got key rings, knife, pen, marker, flashlight etc. hanging off me, feel like Batman.
KjTheLightning
tacticool much? i get you, it just feels good... though i stil have a leather bag with me.
getmo
Hah, MANPURSE! ...I carry one too now. Too much crap was hanging off me.
Dranton12
Corse I quietly laugh/cry as she has to by way more clothes in any given time period as I do.
EdibleLiquid
And the sad part is men don't even pay enough attention to justify that. They could wear cardboard boxes for all we care.
HappyEngineer
You dress like a slob, you feel bad regardless of who's looking at you. People mostly want nice things to impress themselves, which is fine.
EdibleLiquid
Yeah but there's a small sweet spot between ugly practical and beautiful useless
KjTheLightning
speak for yourself, i wear nice things exclusively to impress(read:not disgust) others, and i own very few nice things.
EdibleLiquid
Haha not disgust. I did that when I started working then I realized I wouldn't get fired for a funny t shirt so now all bets are off
DickDastardly404
Women have a wider variety of body shapes. When I buy jeans my parameters are “zip fly, not too high in the crotch”. For women there 1/2
DickDastardly404
Are so many options, cuts, styles and variations, that finding a pair that are wide in the thigh but not too baggy in the waist, not 1.5/2
DickDastardly404
Too short in the lower leg, the right colour, smart not casual, no rips, not bedazzled, all at the right price is way harder. When 1.75/2
DickDastardly404
You gotta line up all those options, AND seemingly at random 50% of them have no pockets, its more tricky. 2/2
cheesypoofs
Imagine also being 6 inches taller than the average woman and needing at least a 34 inch inseam. Most jeans fit me like capris
AdmJota
Admittedly, as a guy, neither do I. Why would I check if the pockets actually exist or are just some sick, twisted prank? Who would do that?
fredgiblet
People whose clothes frequently have fake pockets and who complain about it.
AdmJota
But I'm a guy, so I've never seen a garment made for me that was like that.
fredgiblet
Correct.
AdmJota
I see my earlier comment was unclear. When I said "Who would do that?" I meant "What sort of fiend would make fake pockets?" Rhetorically.
BrunoeJ
I never check if my jeans have pockets because I know they will. It’s circular logic. Men won’t buy pocketless jeans so they don’t exist.
soepie7
I have also never seen man check if the pockets are real before purchase.
Krakencrotch
I have a big phone so I always check to see if they're big enough.
RedClaws23
I do every time, with every pocket. It's part of trying them on
fredgiblet
When was the last time you saw a man complaining about fake pockets? We don't NEED to check.
METDeath
I have actually checked, and declined to buy jeans because the pockets weren't large enough as I carry my wallet in my front pocket.
EdibleLiquid
I wish I had the reflex to do that because I have a pair of jeans were my hands cannot enter the pocket. I grab stuff inside with my fingers
simplenoodle
Actually it's more like fashions companies literally neglect adding pockets so that we have to buy their purses
fredgiblet
I'm aware. That also has nothign to do with what I said.
ZimGenzko
There are a Fuckton of women clothing with pockets. Just not at Walmart and target.
EvanMacIan
If that's literally all it is then why don't they do that with men's clothes as well?
fredgiblet
Because men wouldn't buy pants without pockets.
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
No no they don't neglect. They've added all the difficult parts like a zipper they just didn't finish the damn things which makes no sense.
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
I'm wearing a pair today that has a working zipper but does nothing...
simplenoodle
Pockets are always the first thing I check for on a nice pair of jeans, alas i am disappointed every time
VeganPesto
Valid point, but fashion designers care about silhouettes and like you see in the post, the outlines of phones ruin something form fitting.
aguacatedeldiablo
Fashion designers design guys clothes, too. Do they only care about silhouettes for women? Probably not.
simsom4343
okay, I see that, but why is that disastrous for fashion designers?
VeganPesto
People who make art want it to appreciated the way they intented, they have a vision in mind and want people to stick with it. Arrogance
chloramphenicolderivative
@Fredgiblet said that women don't look for functionality before buying. That means that adding pockets could lose a sale even if women
chloramphenicolderivative
were actually willing to trade style for more functionality.
cheesypoofs
If everywhere you go nothing has pockets, you will end up with something with no pockets. Functionality isn't even an option
PillowFortPolice
As a woman, I don't even try on clothes before I buy them. If it doesn't fit I bring it back. I ain't changing in public makes me nervoues
erasedesire
I understand not wanting to strip half naked in a public place with one flimsy door, but I'd rather do that than spend the time to go back
FanOfFanboys
Agreed. Wish they provided private rooms in stores to try on clothes. Some sort of dressing room
PillowFortPolice
PoultryInMotion
OP is going to killed in their sleep by the Purse Mafia.
Katateochi
the first sign they're after her will be when she wakes up to find a severed purse in her bed.
CheekyLittleCunnnt
In the name of Gucci and Louis Vuitton stop!
DiabolicalStench
Is it because "Big Pursa" doesn't sound right?
Topstar
I think you a word there
Fefeaage
you’re*
Davedavedavedavedave
Why do you buy clothes without pockets? My pants have 5, and my coat has too many to count.
godofnope
Your name has really made my day. +1
Sommelo
Okay, here's the real question. What do you put in all those pockets?
casbott
Once took two minutes to find my keys, cargo pants, shirt with pockets in pockets, fisherman's vest. Had to methodically strip
Minnakht
At the section of the clothes store that holds clothing marketed at women. You might not frequent it if your name is Dave x5
dancfontaine
Because pockets are awkward on skin tight clothing
Reviire
They really aren't though. Alternatively wear things that are functional, not "fashionable".
dancfontaine
Fashion is function
RABBlTS
99% of the time, womens front "pockets" are a tiny, 2 inch deep pocket. Tiny 2 inch pocket, comfortable/fitting, fashionable. Pick two.
ShamanShacker
If youre not dave im gonna be sad
SportForOurNeighbors
I recently bought a man's coat and couldn't believe how many pockets it had. One on the inside?? Just not common in women's clothes
TonyPlush2
As a fellow Dave I feel I must agree. With any comment ever from 5x Dave
erasedesire
One Dave to rule them all
Dyslexicbirch
Because most ladys clothing doesnt have pockets
KjTheLightning
the market is driven by consumers, and shops confuse "can't buy anything else" for demand.
Krakencrotch
So buy the clothing that DOES
llamalibrarian
When I find it , I DO. But those items aren't as ubiquitous as pocketless items of clothing
priscylam
but the majority of women clothes does not have pockets
Krakencrotch
This is some stupid bullshit. I have a hard time finding good clothes too, but I just keep looking, because they're out there somewhere.
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WhatDeanerWasTalkingAbout
oh yeah, let me just dip into my buckets of money in the vast hours of leisure time on my hands for specialty rare women's clothing.
dakarakad
Imagine the chaos in the purse industry if women's clothing had pockets
CanadianVoyageur
#pocketsforwomen
magicad
They'd be all like, "Oh shit, they're still buying purses even though there's a small amount of extra storage available." Crazy world.
itspronouncedjiff
I carry a old bag with me most places, only downside is my girlfriend hates being called that and I’m sleeping on the sofa tonight...
turningthei
Im a guy and care a small bag everywhere I go. Might as well call it a purse. Book, notepad, germX, crackers, etc.. very useful.
sutra46
yeah, man purse. Just wear it messenger style and you are golden. man-purse_o_486233.jpg
BluePaladin42
Same. I got a carry case for my 3DS, but it has SO MUCH ROOM, so I carry most of my shit in it. I have also stopped losing all my shit.
toxcrusadr
Mine's a little canvas tool bag with handles. For when I'm not taking the backpack with all the other crap. Just Phone wallet glasses 1/
toxcrusadr
sun glasses and those extra keys. Can't fit all that in your pockets!
Hyippy
I dont think it changes much. In fact I think (from experience) women wouldn't like the look when actually wearing it vs in their heads
Hyippy
Source. Bought my ex some stuff with pockets (dresses jeans etc which she picked out) Worn a few times then she admitted she didn't like 'em
Hyippy
I will add one caveat she did break them out for any music festivals we went to and afaik still does. But that was more a practicality thing
hiredhobbs
Probably end up killing the clutch market
rainbowblow
Clutches are the most ridiculous things! It's so small i can't fit near enough in! I feel anxious all night i don't have my rubiks cubes!
MuffinProof
Purse? I have a backpack
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Do you have a evening backpack? Much smaller and dimenties (*spellcheck)
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Is your backpack leather with polished metal logo and clips and shit?
MuffinProof
No, it's just black with a tiny evga badge on it. Thinking of putting my N7 patch on it too
JHawke
There are TONS of woman pants with pockets, every time I mention this those pants get disqualified for not looking good or other excuses >
JHawke
> the problem here, is not a lack of supply.
amoeba15
The issue is the depth of the pockets. They exist but they're far smaller than those in men's pants and I speak from experience with both.
JHawke
There are female cargo pants if that is not deep enough nothing male is, and I have seen every size inbetween. Amazon has boatloads too
srslydude
So we either have no pockets or the pants we wear are ugly or don’t fit. Why can’t we have both? Why is that such a problem?
JHawke
It's called being picky. Manpants are not good looking either, attaching huge bags all over pants tends to make things ugly.
srslydude
1. Why can't we have nice looking pants that have real pockets like men already do?
srslydude
2. Men are less pressured by society to constantly look good. They are pressured, yes, but not to the same degree as women.
JHawke
Technically true, but unless you live in Arabia, there is no actual pressure the only thing preventing you, is you and the only way to get >
ThrowAwayAcct0000
The purse industry would be fine.
Shoutrr
my SO have a purse so ridiculous it's full when she puts her id card and car keys in it. (but her go to everyday bag, is a black hole)
haco1234
Wasn't that the point in not having pockets. Because the purse industry forces people not to make pockets for women
haco1234
Or some stupid shit like that
NotaCPA
That's exactly it. Wife constantly complained about pockets being fake. She now shops in the boy's section and stopped using her purse.
Inappropesmagotes
Millenials are killing the purse industry.
LaughAndReload
Next week: Millennials are going poor by spending too much money on their latest fashion obsession with purses.
fforw
Minnakht
You still can't hold all the spare makeup in pockets, and purses are fashion accessories, so I think it wouldn't be as bad.
LordGODMemester
Or you could hook up with a single guy like me and use my very deep pockets for whatever you want. I wear cargo shorts, classy right?
AsFarAsIKnow
As a person who does neither of those things, give me my fucking pockets
eroso
Idea of carrying a purse stresses me out - must be pretty common to have one stolen/lost
Muhfynmann2
Recently went to a show. Wife had me stuff two bottles of water, two giant Mm bags, her phone, keys, my keys, wallet, phone and programs 1/2
Muhfynmann2
Into my Duluth fire hose cargo pants. Still had a couple extra pockets to spare. I’ll be the first to admit that guys have it made
tomyironmane
I told my mother about these ideas and she said "They'd never sell well, because too many women buy pants on how they make her butt look."
tomyironmane
"...And pockets make your butt lumpy."
Minnakht
Honestly, the seat pockets are ill-placed, I don't want to sit on whatever I want to keep in a pocket. Not having these is fine.
tomyironmane
eh, depends on a lot of things, like ass vs seat shape, and other factors. Plus you eventually get used to it.
adaylateandaeuroshort
heh. CARGO pants for girls, plus waist bags :)
Flyingkitty67
Like fanny packs?
adaylateandaeuroshort
yeah! idk what these thingies are called in every area
moreaujr
I've got 10 inches deep pockets in my work trousers + 4 extra pockets about 5 inches deep. If you can't fit all your stuff in there, 1/2
RickyBobbyShakenBake
woah woah woah, nobody said they were going to start wearing cargo pants...
tomyironmane
I used to have a pocket you could stuff a full MRE in. I currently have one big enough for two cans of monster.
Minnakht
I'm more afraid of the tight nature of pockets causing snags. Retrieving a pen from a pocket might yield it without its cap, for example 1/2
Minnakht
and the effects of an uncapped lipstick or something similar are considerably more disastrous.
IAmTheBadW01f
I've definitely lost a good pair of khakis to an uncapped sharpie in the pocket
moreaujr
external pockets are for this. Not as fashionable, but they are extremely useful.
morbidcurioffulous
Do they make like... makeup wallets?
moreaujr
then you might need to leave some home 2/2
NeynasGhost
I bought my purse specifically of a size I could shove my sketchbook into.
shmekie
Who would want that much shit on their legs all day? Put it in a purse, put the purse on a table or your office desk and move freely
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
But I'm willing to bet those pants aren't all that fashionable
moreaujr
pockets > fashion
anndi56
A lot of make up would melt in a pocket.
Kittypurfect
Makeup would break open from you walking and run whatever you're wearing, terrible idea
BigJewishHulk
Like, my first aid kit? My passports? Two flashlights? My laptop? My other stuff I need? I'm a man, I carry a backpack
JakeFromVaultTec
I carry everything I need in my pockets
moreaujr
1. Why multiple passports on you. 2. Flashlights goes on keys chains 3. laptop + first aid stays in truck.
Upvooote
Three words: Big. Coat. Pockets
jex0
I mean I could fit a small first aid kit in my pocket but I have cargo pants so I'm not sure I count.
smarbs2010
Bras ARE pockets...for boobies.
avervetmonkey
If you can use your bra as storage, you're using the wrong size bra. Which negatively impacts you. https://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/
HinmnIsNotMyName
This was a fairly fascinating detour. I didn’t realize it was that complex.
NiceGreenArrows
Its like the difference between a tailored suit and going "medium. Or large is fine".
feelskindawierd
True fact: I use my bra to hold my phone all the time because my jean pockets are ridiculous. I favor my right boob for storage.
RosesareRwby
Just don't be that woman who reaches into her boobs to hand a cashier sweaty tit money. If you don't do this, gods bless you lady.
jenigrl85
I love that I’m not the only one who does this.
Jennayeaye
You must be left handed.
feelskindawierd
Right handed, actually!
MoldyKetchup95
It would be funny if we found out phones are highly radioactive ( the real bad kind) and we all got rectangular tumors on our was and legs 1
MoldyKetchup95
You would have a rectangular tumor on your tiddie
SigynRose
I use my left boob for storage. Sometimes I forget that I have something in there and when I take my bra off it’s a neat surprise
soejmud
So every evening you go "oh, wow, a phone! That was unexpected!". That's one way to get long term happiness from a single purchase.
SigynRose
lol no, I mean like I’ll put money or pieces of paper with notes on them or hair ties in there and then I forget about it
VizenFatale
Once found a 20 dollar bill when I took my bra off after work one day. I was like "neat" and bought lunch the next day.
mavi222
Are you a stripper?
SigynRose
Nice