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I Didn't Do the Thing
Posted yesterday that ex gf reached out for what appeared to be a booty call. She wasn't an all together bad person but there were some drawbacks and that is certainly why we were apart.
Imgur's reaction to my advertisement for advice. Few stragglers said to do it but the overwhelming response was to ABORT. Even got PM's about it. Damn.
MRW I decide to take their advice in lieu of my strong desire to get laid.
So it's over. Closure achieved.
MRW when she texts me to let me know that I missed out on some kinky stuff she had never agreed to do before. Opted to not respond instead of being drawn into something.
So I start over again. No big deal. These things happen. There is no plan.
When you're first pick
MRW I have complete control of all of my own decision making again. I can start making that move towards doing the Appalachian Trail like I always wanted.
Someone Somewhere will certainly be looking for me and what I have to offer as a human being.
So today, the past stays in the past and I strut away like a badass.
TL;DR - Flawed ex wants sex, too much danger Will Robinson, Listened to friends, In a better place today because of it. @iALWAYSdownvoteRHM
FP Edit: Holy Hell - http://i.imgur.com/z82DPi2.webm
crowng82
Good job, now find a better girl.
ian9outof10
Basically some people on Imgur owe you dirty sex.
thetacoking2
You're the fucking man
princesslemon
"So today, the past stays in the past and I strut away like a badass". Thanks man, I really needed to hear this.
AWanderingFlame
Good on you, OP! Hope things work out for the best!
Klvngrdnr
This post was made all the more epic with the end credits to captain america playing on the tv
Wookieoo7
Amazeballs
RedHeadPastryChef
Seriously congratulations, that is not easy to do:-)
chicmagnetwampa1
I was a booty call for all my exes after we broke up. You gotta stay focused, do what you came to do, never EVER reminisce, then GTFO.
lifeischaotic
Missed opportunity to ask Imgur for pity nude pics
TanLinesAreAwesome
- Damnit
ThisAccountIsOnlyActiveSoPeopleCanUseMyTrumpGif
Lol@"I have complete control of all of my own decision making" after acting almost solely on the advice of complete strangers.
markknsh
I didn't know how much I needed this until now. +1. Thank you.
Klvngrdnr
This post was made all the more epic with the end credits to captain america playing on the tv
Wookieoo7
Was it, was it really amazeballs?
mkate237
upvoting cause im going through the same thing, props op.
DrunkFlamingo
I just a handled the same exact situation and ended up with the same result. Isn't it fucking glorious!!
Abrax894
You get a +1 for the Big Trouble and Little China edit alone
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
I would've done it. It's not like you'd have to get back together or anything.
lunaisbestprincess
I briefly got back together with an ex. It had it's pros and cons. Obviously more cons because we are no longer together. :P
JeanLucPicard
I hope someday you are asked for a booty call and you turn it down so that you can feel the power rush that follows. It's a great feeling.
HughLaurie
Well there's always the chance it was a pregnancy trap.
pobody
Exact thing happened to my best friend. His dumb ex drank while pregnant and now he has a special needs bastard child.
Thisbefluff
Oh god. That shit never occurs to me. I guess because I'm a girl. Geez that'd be fucked
newyorknyc
Spooge on her face.
whyexactly
The potential risks aren't worth it, not with a crazy ex anyways.
RedPandaFanAccount
But he might have wanted to... she just wanted to knock boots and string him along
killintyme
turning down free p*ssy is never an easy thing.....karma will benefit you in the long run OP
Lucallia
But is the pussy really free if it come with the bonuses of emotional baggage and possible regret?
TravelerOfBothTimeAndSpace
Sooo you're single..
TanLinesAreAwesome
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
MRW after reading the comments:
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
What do you mean?
HaveYouMetMyFriendTherapy
Never put your dick BACK in crazy.
TanLinesAreAwesome
It's crazy how good it feels before you realize it's crazy. Its like crack, you know you shouldn't but something just compels you.
Azaldi
Proud of you! It's always good to continue growth and to move forward always never go back just go forward.
Ledan
Unless they have cake leftover. Or you reach a cliff, don't try flying. Or if the bridge in front of you collapses. Or if you see the joker
lathoraelle
In my circle we yell "2319!!!!" Like from monsters inc. ...long story but good on you for 2319'ING that shit shit @op
remonsterie
sooooo, youre single? sup?
TanLinesAreAwesome
Sup!
remonsterie
i went digging for a selfie of you, to no avail
Kind0ne
RageBaneblade
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/674/400/e98.jpg
Tombusken
trust me it's easier that way!
Hagabadla
You're dating a Wind-Brahmin? Lucky bastard!
ZachWinstead
Yep same here
WhereLBJsNutsHang
I can't help but think that shot is from "A Town Called Mercy"
DontLoseYourWay
I too would like to join this pity party... :(
TurboMax5000
I'm here too, but I brought puppies:
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Best
Lionskull
you have tumble weed in your love life? LUCKYYYY!
sunnflowers4u
Yes yes that sums my love life perfectly.
iapologizeinadvanceforthis
This is very encouraging for someone who's still dealing with the aftermath of a break up.
DirtMallRat
Deffinatly made the right choice, I wish I had the other day
thedudeone101
Fuck that. Get laid son.
CopRFox
How did you miss "Walken away like a badass."
emi8ly
Making my way downtown, Walken fast
xochiluvr
Bodies outgas and I'm hellbound.
MotherofMrFace
TanLinesAreAwesome
Magster2004
I'm a personal trainer. Let me know if I can help with your goal.
BuddhasBodyguard
What is that last scene from?!?
TanLinesAreAwesome
King of New York if I am not mistaken
Iamsonewatthis
Sure it's not The Prophecy movies? https://themoviemaestro.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/the-prophecy.jpg
fantastapotamus
it is 100% from Prophecy... they made sequels?
leftyshuckles
The Prophecy, but King of New York is Fuckin' awesome too!
BuddhasBodyguard
Thanks!
Iamsonewatthis
No. http://themoviemaestro.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/the-prophecy.jpg
wessyfbaby
you're mistaken
TanLinesAreAwesome
These things happen, good looking out
HIGHzurrer
Either way, he gets my upvote for The Prophecy.
TrueLegateDamar
Underrated film
OnionCutter
Underrated Films, the first 3. The others don't really count in my book.
TwoBitGreaser
How? Did you. Miss, Walken away like. A badass.
Taluien
Delilah!
ApplesdaKitty
you know. Walken. A well don impression. you need to hit thise, unique....................................pauses. hot dogs.
TicoGuy
I Totally. Read that. With multiple, Walken Like...... Pauses..............I need More Cowbell Baby!
Repiglican
THE FUCKING ROOM WAS AMAZING
LetsTalkAboutFacesitting
Shoulda done it. Plowin her wont make hiking impossible.
TanLinesAreAwesome
Hahahaha, +1
Psyman2
Asking Imgur for relationship advice is like asking a fish how to fly.
crowng82
I second that, its full of single men and women, and none is ready to make the move, imgur can be a great dating site IMHO.
superwife
I mean there are a few of us married and relationshippey folks around
Legendariel
Lots of us, actually.
PastaJesus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_fish
MalcadorTheHero
Damn it you beat me to it!
Never2L4te
+1 but would still ask imgur in case of doubt
MetaphoricalFox
It might tell you how, but it's not like it knows.
ZachPutland
Apparently he thinks of this site as his friends though
aykyle
He also said he was in complete control of his decisions. But asked people to help with his decision to get laid
BeardKhan
"control"... "help"/advise ... see the difference?
superwife
yeah, but this is post-relationship advice. we're good for that.
TheHeadlessJoker
Yet somehow we managed to help this guy.. Go figure!
Dusseldwarf
What makes you sure we were right?
Psyman2
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
ImgurMontoya
Not if it's digital.
Murphmaster
True that