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Apr 29, 2016 2:50 AM
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ampixii
He looks good after having two kids. Oh wait....
Idontgetpeople
Half of those sets are the reason why those babies are there in the first place.
Sfinski
Well I have something he doesn't. Tons of pizza! How about that ladies? Or fellas, I don't care. I'm lonely...
korcio
If you have Avalanche pizza from Bear's Tooth Alaska or some spicy pepperoni, I shall come join you :D
onespeed6
I am a dad. Man I look like shit and am a total pussy.
Ouroborus
Admitting you have a problem is the first step to solving it. Next cut out pop and try to avoid driving in favour of walking. /2
Ouroborus
Plus if you have kids young enough you can use them as weights for lifting. They literally love that.
ThatChecksOut
God damn that is hot.
hijabista
*swoon*
ryukochan
In a word, "Sploosh."
KixStar
DILF
TheOneAndOnlyTrueIvan
That's the way to get your kids interested in exercising when the grow up.
DeeYer
I can see myself trying to do pushups then my arms slipping out from under me as I slam my face into the floor
GeneralMudkip
Isn't that how you do a pushup?
bananapeelslip
http://37.media.tumblr.com/272db0c1cebc8035c92e50c2d860faab/tumblr_n353ixnIzs1tvg9o3o1_500.gif
TakingTheClevelandBrownsToTheSuperBowl
Not that you would.
DarthIgneous
I bet you those kids grow up to be Spartan IIs
TheRealDwightSchrute
They're going to have 6 packs by the age of 4.
cleaveittocleaver90
I'm that kid when he does a 30 second plank and is like "I'm over it"
fuckinusername
I don't see a wife/mother... Is there a position available? I'd like to fill it
ArcaneM37
Most likely behind the camera.
ILOVECORGIIIES
Plot twist: straight man.
ParaMachina
He's wearing a ring so I don't think so.
topherrobin
thanks capt obvious
ParaMachina
Oh man I hope I wasn't holding you up since you couldn't even spell out full words to insult me.
Skycstroodle
I... I'd try homosexuality for him...
DeeEhEn
fuck this guy. Dadbod for life.
topherrobin
glad to
Zokathra
You so jelly.
BuceWayne
Amen! https://45.media.tumblr.com/4ce5655bfe33a7d52fb2a31e69603eaf/tumblr_n2qhvcU7bL1qa6ucqo1_500.gif
marvelboy
Fuck this guy? If you say so...
trev6800
Me doing this: "RUN UNDER ME YOU LITTLE SHIT I CANT HOLD UP MUCH LONGER"
brightintempas
The link to their website where you can get those slidey thingys http://www.flyupfitness.com/
masterswasntworthit
thank god. I tried to figure out what those were.
goonies44
Oh very clever marketing. +1
VlkrBndkt0
Captain here!!! For the ones who dropped them panties, his name is Brent Kruithof!!! *flies away majestically on unicorn to workout*
Demoncarebear
That man is gorgeous, genetically lucky baby.
thegreatpablo
I had to do a double and triple take on this guy. Thought it was one of my best friends: http://imgur.com/44rBr5m
Demoncarebear
Also quite attractive. Lol.
bigdog1983
Plot twist. Not dad, but gay uncle ^_^
aleister94
It's nice to see an uncle care so much about the overall health of his nephews
Iteki
Gay uncle theory is a specific concept in genetics. Extra family member with no or few dependents benefits entire bloodline.
bigdog1983
Sure, why not? Just because he could be gay, doesn't mean he doesn't care
MightAsWellPlayTheVillain
Damn, that second one. Very impressive.
doctorbees
I've done those with TRX bands, but I think this version would be harder.
Thephedora
Ok, tell me how to get those things he's using.
Karnomieee
I see you have two babies. I'd be happy to help make more.
admiralawesome4213
His wife must be VERY happy
askaglassofwater
Super hot, fit AND a fantastic Daddy? I thought those guys only existed in the imaginations of 16 year old girls.
ScottLovesCake
I would happily make babies with him, despite my lack of lady parts.
LZYRMN
How am I to live up to these fucking standard, God damn you ripped good looking dad guy.
Cassiopeia93
To the gym with you!
NeoHelios
Oh jesus god in heaven, they have "lunges" for push ups now?! I give up...!
WhiteTrashTiger
Get to liftin'
Krocsyldiphithic
I COULD DO THAT! ᶦᶠ ᶦ ʷᵃᶰᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ⋅⋅⋅
DontTazeMeBrah
No, I rly couldn't
BlackDragoness
Personally, I'd go for a lazy renaissance man over a chiseled dad guy every day. Carry a conversation, not my bag.
takushieternal
Nice fedora
SaturdayMidmorning
You're missing out. I know professors that focus part of their brilliance on their bodies and hitting the gym. Isms aren't a good look sis.
sixsexsix
How about both?
doctorbees
Or--and hear me out--there are guys that exist that are both good looking and nice and can carry a conversation.
SaturdayMidmorning
I can't believe how often I have to say this to my forward thinking lady friends. There are really good guys at the gym.
Mawse
The best thing about men is that when we see standards we don't apply them to ourselves, don't let us down!
VonShrekenWolf
Put scrub brushes on the bottom of those things and you'll have the Domestic Dad Trifecta in all its most majestic glory.
thegameball
BabyMop!
0AK14ND
Wax on wax off!
ThatOBrienGuy
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!
ShirtlessNixon
I thought you were referring to the babies as "things" for a second there.
aneverydayzombie
Well they are just crawling around...
awildcloud
My thoughts exactly.
ashmenon
I thought those WERE scrub brushes, tbh.
KatBlues
What are they exactly?
ashmenon
Whatever they are, he's selling them.
DrForester
what are those things he using to slide on the floor?
Usernamesarejustlabels
Floory Mcfootslides
UnhelpfulAnswers
They're just lubricated with all the lady juice from the commrnts
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
babies
cominginhot
eww
wafflesnpancakes
Ya don't need em...just use washcloths on hard floors and paper plates on carpet.
DicksTakeDickpicsWithSelfieSticks
floorsliders
MikasaIsBAE
I'd probably use it to slide across the room..
ThePontiacBandit
Arms
brightintempas
He sells them at http://www.flyupfitness.com/
WinstonsLeftTesticle
ad.
imazit
.
slamthesix
.
gumbarkules
Neat!
Vigilanterepoman
Period
Yeant
R
Multani27
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PalatableVirus
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asdfghjklx
All these people commenting, as if they haven't already forgotten about this.
kungfugoldfish
Yep.
Landship
Neat
AmberRaven
.
Izael
They should have these in gyms
theblackking
commenting for when i start working out. aka eventually. maybe.
whoopsiedaisies
Preparing for working out is still progress in my book, so congrats and you can do it!
ChoppedCelery
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jolloyfisher
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blackbirdlore
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cheddarjacktees
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BayazTheBenevolent
Why am I not surprised. Get your fucking advertisement out of here.
InsertPotatoHere
Someone asked what they are and OP answered. No where in this post was there a single advertisement. A bit rash yea?
OhhWhale
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NoSleepTilBrooklyn
I have something similar, I nearly broke my nose the first time I used them. They now live in my closet with the rest of the bad ideas.
DannyLaFanny
..ً
WhatOhShitGif
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Rectumhaironpoint
.
Azhmodeum
Oh neat
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
① I was curious as well. He sells them, but he freely gives all kinds of workout vids on his site and youtube. Seems the only drawback is
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
④ looking to upgrade but don't want to do kettlebells, options are limited so might as well try the slidey-handley-thingy.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
② they're most efficient on low carpet. Other than that, folks are pretty happy about them. --- I'd go through them like popcorn, though. At
ChrisRasco
What is this number magic you've done on your comments??
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
③ 6'7'' my options for push-up handles are limited to pipes, dumbbells, or knuckles. But if you smallfolk are already doing a Saitama and
delecti
Serious question, why does your height limit your options for push-up handles?
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
③ And I don't even think that's right. I'm brain-fried from a cold, humid, slight sunburny day outside and my belly is full of tacos.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
①Mostly it's just that I'm huge. The other part at play is that all distances are larger than usual, so the force (in the form of structural
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
② integrity) of the handles has to deal with the much smaller ratio of distance fulcrum->center of gravity to distance fulcrum->handle.
M3turbo
i hear water dripping, oh wait that's all the panties getting soaked.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Can confirm.
Lunaaer
Well, this is embarrassing. How'd it drip that far?
IsYourCatMakingTOOMUCHNOISE
HEY DON'T YOU BE TALKIN BOU.....well actually you are completely right on this one. Clean up on isle 'my bed'
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
CLEANUP ON ISLE SPLOOSH!!
Ryannihilation
My man-panties are flooding and my Kinsey score climbed a couple notches.
SpaceCatBuccaneer
Sploosh
bldl
Don't act like your peepees didn't move.
whovianspartans
I love you for this comment lol
AreThoseMyPants
There's children in those pictures! If anything, social conditioning causes it to shrink.
UnemployedReceptionist
Shouldn't there be a flood warning, or something attached to this post?
robbithobbit
I believe this is how you turn someone gay.
Duceinton
Gayer
TheType95
Won't work, already gay. Now confusingly aroused, envious and broody.
TehBloxx
Nailed it xD
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robbithobbit
Mind blown
plutus34
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Tqbbep9TAlg/TW7XWbg0XFI/AAAAAAAAK8U/7XlKBWqu8NU/s1600/hairdryer-TB.jpg
HighFive1
Why are you in my house
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Clearly because you're hot and bothered and he's just there ready to accommodate
ThatOBrienGuy
Username checks out
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Sorry, that's actually me. I'm just lonely...
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
swagmclols
I've got another puzzle for you
CrimsonOwlDragon
I would sing this randomly and people just looked at me funny.