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iliketodrawoldpeople
Why do the teens call me daddy
excepttheoneswhoaredead
#2 it's Mr. Mime!
FavoritesAreMostlyOttersAndAss
LMAO about there being nobody shot after Obama taking all the guns.
samsonguy920
Found the coconut lover.
ItsMostLikelyTaken
meesh87
@melaniee10
ShiftyBat
Twitter is probably a valuable commodity because all of us wannabe comedians are writing tomorrow's citcoms for free.
pocktio
New pictures? Have an upvote.
Dickerty
"Who wants Creamy Crumps?" Hur Hur!
OccasionalPunctuation
It's Ghastly!
BigStoutBooster
Funny Twitter shit
DefinatleyNotTheCIA
I love imgur
kukbert
ya could i get a ton of fucken leaves
QuazMasta
I keep wanting that to be 'a fuckton of leaves', but it never is.
nvrgnagivuup
Gingerbread houses are so metal
testzero
CtrlAltDeliver
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wetfart92
CISMaleScumLord
Sometimes if you say "wow you're short" to a short person, they will head butt you in the testicles.
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
They will head testicle you in the butt
ikatemylife
Can there please be more of these? I would like to die (of laughter)
phatsammy
Ask and ye shall receive. More definitely to come.
ImMrsMeeseeksLookatMe
I'm laughing so hard I'm thinking I may go into labor.
TheCorgiTeaTime
I heard of Anaconda Opportunity in the podcast Alice Isn't Dead. I wasn't aware it was a real place.
tryke2
In Montana, they are two different places, just off the same exit. Population of about 9k, Source-Live there.
KharnApproves
I'm trying REALLY FUCKING HARD to get interested in Alice isn't dead and Night Vale, but they're so undefined it's really ahrd.
KharnApproves
Hard. God damn fingers.
testzero
#10 The Flaming Lips did it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaireeka
Superchief86
That's actually pretty cool.
Cklixus
*insert the more you know* jpg
spacerocks
Highlander8795
And you know what, for good measure these things will literally have no sentience or purpose except to occasionally fuck people up.
showmehowyoudothattrick
Unrelated to post but this mobile update that shows gifs in the comments will ruin Spanish Inquisition & Rickrolling fun for everyone @sarah
sendnewtss
And you have to pee on stings to make them stop hurting
spacerocks
fuck
noblespaceplatypus
I've always wondered that about Viagra commercials, they're doing mundane things, how does that make them want to take the pills?
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
Hahahaha that one killed me.
TheLawTender
I guess showing a throbbing avenger on daytime tv is inappropriate?
deadcow
Its probably to reinforce the guy mentality that it could happen at anytime, anywhere.
ACatNamedVirtute
That your dick won't get hard at anytime anywhere?
parasztarcal
Damn, that sounds mighty convenient, because sometimes it actually does.