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So this is funny and so true
I wish the media would stop putting men down. For years I've seen commercials making fun of dads and I hate it. Feminism is a thing that needed to happen- we needed the right to vote, own land, etc. Little girls NEED to know they can grow up to be anything they want to be.
BUT you can build up little girls at the same time as building up little boys. I volunteer at my little sister's youth group and the boys in the group have such low self confidence. I call this a rubber band effect cause it makes sense to me. For years society was going in the direction of putting down girls/women. Feminism finally came to the forefront and gained women their rights (there is still a little ways to go, but the way people are going about it is not ok), women were finally able to have the same jobs as men, etc. But now feminism is starting to go too far. It is devaluing men. It is saying that women are better than men.
So the rubber band thing, when you go too far in one direction eventually everything will spring back in the opposite direction and then the problem starts all over again.
Men are not better than Women. Women are not better than Men. We are just different. And that's ok. And we can and should get along and not put each other down. Someday, when I have little baby boys of my own, I need to know that they will grow up with a deep respect and honor for women and receive respect and honor.
So guys- I hope you haven't been pushed down by the media and society too much. I want you to know that I honor and respect you. You're not defined by the stupidity projected by the media.
Ladies- Its tough to be a girl. But we are doing it and making it and we can do this.
So ya, let's learn to get along and have honor and respect for each other. If we learn to do this then maybe this world can calm down a little.
Little rant/thought over
Pullout69
Just remember if you bump into a man it's because you BOTH refused to move. Fucking idiots.
GayBacon
If you look forward in the direction you intend to head, looking past people, they tend to move.
MildTiger
The walking thing is true. Stare straight ahead confidently like you're on a fucking mission, and people are more likely to move.
MildTiger
I say this as a [usually] shy person with experience staffing conventions.
seamonsta
The best is when youre walking down a sidewalk and two people side-by-side come your way and they expect you to step in the mud around em
Vaanhalen
Just waut until youre driving a 2 lane mountain pass and suddenly theres an oncoming semi in both lane s and u have to hop onto the shoulder
seamonsta
its groups of women most the time. but thats just my experience
dreadpiratekatherine
Oh yeah gotta love that. Had a group of 3 do that to me, except instead of mud, it was ice. Nearly fell on my ass.
msu14hockey
Yeah, I've never seen anyone more aggressive for sidewalk space than middle aged couples out walking in the suburbs. The entire sidewalk is
msu14hockey
theirs and how dare you expect them to let you have any of it.
Whatismypurpose
Man here. I was raised to hold open doors for everyone. I was raised to step out of the way of an oncoming pedestrian. 1/2
iHaveNoMouthAndIMustMeme
For women I hold doors only 78% open as opposed to opening them entirely for men.
Whatismypurpose
2/2 I was raised to say please and thank you. And I was raised to know the meaning of good will & respect. Thanks for the post, +1.
grootybooty
BULLSHIT! you pass the butter!
EnderMoth
TotallySaneScientist
It's not about being raised to do kind things; it's about growing up to be a respectful human, the rest of it should come naturally.
Whatismypurpose
Something that clearly went over your head as you were being raised
AzgarOgly
Growing up to be respectful human is about being raised properly. Manners are taught, nobody is born with it.
TotallySaneScientist
You can't teach someone to do respectful things their whole life. You can show them what to do but you can't make them do it.
mac821
Hey look at that! You're both right
AzgarOgly
You can't force someone do right thing all the time. But if you don't show them the right way, they hardly find the right way. //
Kiore
It's primarily to do with eye gaze; if you're looking at the person coming towards you, they won't move. If you look past them, they will.
ElMexitaquito
As a Gay-introvert guy, I avoid getting on people's way by staying at home, no matter their sex/gender
VestingNormal9
I cried. Thank you for validating this. It's hard to keep telling yourself you're not crazy all the time.
FreDZOMKA
Im a short guy and since I'm "weaker" I move out of the way, always. It just what I've learned, tried to just keep walking felt so weird.
boaja
Doesn't mean you're weaker, you just have respect.
J4nB1
A friend of mine who's an instructor at a fire service station once told us when he gave us a tour of his workplace when one woman asked 1/4
J4nB1
if women are even allowed: of course they are allowed. But they have to go through the exact same test as men to whom this woman replied 2/4
J4nB1
"But that is unfair!" to whom he replied, in all seriousness: "I'm afraid a mobile generator doesn't care if it's fair to be heavy. But 3/4
J4nB1
when you are out there and this generator needs to be in a specific place, I need it there fast. That's why we test all equally here." 4/4
thebiglizard
I'm a 6'3" female and a cop. Everyone gets out of my way. Lol
Alkuam
Somebody of proper height. ;D
ephsteph
My feminism includes men. Many of what plagues us women has become an issue for men. I want dudes to be able to cry when they want.
Sekolah
You are probably closer to egalitarianism then ;) Equality for all!
TehCatalystt
I can't count how many times i've wanted to cry and subconsciously held it back, I haven't properly cried in years... Kinda depressing tbh
lalalalalalalalalalalaland
Read "We," by Robert A. Johnson.
lalalalalalalalalalalaland
www.amazon.com/We-Understanding-Psychology-Romantic-Love-ebook/dp/B00B72CFR6/ref=sr_1_5?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1507058030&sr=1-5&keywords=we
ThisIsWhat1000TriesAtChangingYourNameLooksLike
That's not feminism then, feminism is inane and a waste of time, work for the rights of all or not at all. Fighting for the rights of 1/2
ThisIsWhat1000TriesAtChangingYourNameLooksLike
one group is what separates people, rights should be equal among all people regardless of sex/colour/religion
BrownskinOriental
I didn't think girls get unfair treatment until I shopped for Mega Blocks for my daughter on Amazon. Good thing she doesn't like pink.
Jellybeanslave
I have discovered "girl" colors versions of the same toys are marked higher on some :/
SendMeNoots
Maybe because it's cheaper to mass produce and pink items are made in fewer numbers? So 'regular' blocks are cheaper than pink to make.
SendMeNoots
That's without going into an arbitrary 'pink tax' discussion anyway.
Jellybeanslave
Maybe, I was just kinda bummed Cuz I wanted a cute 1st bday prezzie and couldn't get girly pink(was super poor and 6 bucks was outta budget)
Cuntard
they sell mega bloks in all sorts of colors on amazon. where is the unfair treatment?
BrownskinOriental
Check the prices. 60 piece pink set -$23.99. Regular 80 piece set -$14.99. Regular 150 piece set.- $26.99
Jellybeanslave
Yup! Wanted to buy a learning play cube, "regular" was 6 dollars cheaper than "pink"...same thing just different color.
Cuntard
but you are able to buy whichever set you want, regardless of the sex they are being bought for?
BrownskinOriental
I rent out a room for $150, then you come along and I say it's $200 because you're an idiot. I guess that's still fair cuz you can rent it.
DrawingPirates
I think Cuntard was trying to say that, regardless of your kid being a boy or a girl, the prize of pink blocks isn't changing. Same prize 1/
ProfessionalCanadian
im glad a female finally says this because if a male makes the same arguement they aren't taken serious cause they think we have everything
RedClaws23
On a TV/movie culture side: let's show some male innocent bystanders clutching their children and some more male victims. Bad things happen
RedClaws23
to both genders, no reason only women get to be depicted as innocent victims.
sonianosia
I couldn't agree with you more! Thank you for the post! Also, the women who do stuff like that, demeaning men and such are not feminists!
sonianosia
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1a/a6/37/1aa637b3ce2b88f2e638159419bcc5c6--definition-of-feminism-what-is-feminism.jpg EQUALITY FOR ALL GENDERS!
Shadehawk
yes they are, enough with the "anyone who makes my group look bad isnt part of my group" nonsense.
sonianosia
they're not if they think they need more rights than men or if they need to put innocent people down
SexuallyImpotentTyrannosaur
I'm pretty sure everyone hates us.
Jimthebutler
Thank you @op
UnculturedHeathen
I like to weave in and out of people in crowds. It makes me feel like a ninja.
MarikoFinn
Lol yes!!
davidwie
I walk like a leaf in the wind. Watch me soar.
MantisTobagganMD
That sounds dangerous.
Hawkzord
Little girls SHOULDN'T be taught they can be anything when they grow up. Neither should boys. It's wrong and stupid.
adriedupoldprune
boaja
Bbbbbbbut my mommy said I could be anything! waaaa!
echonite
We can teach them they can try to be anything, but to not let failure get them down. We all have limits.
dogsarethebesthumans
As a speed walker on the sidewalks of NYC- we are all constantly in a state of attack. Man, woman, child, squirrel- we all walk crazy
BatmanAndCradleRobin
You are a what?
pickupallyourfloorbags
Same in London, it's like completing a human slalom just walking to the office, amazing how many ppl have no awareness of their surroundings
ashmenon
This. Holy shit the first time I went to NYC, I was 15, and terrified.
Vaanhalen
Agreed! "I stopped moving out of the way and i started running into people more" just makes the author sound like shes too dumb to walk
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
No it doesn't. The assumption is women must always be the ones to yield and this makes her sound like she's not having any of that anymore.
Vaanhalen
No one is assuming that but you and the idiot writer.
DaisukeAramaki
Who's making that assumption though? This post is the first I've ever seen of it. It's not a man/woman thing, it's rude/polite thing.
Vaanhalen
And an intelligence test: can i comprehend the other person is distracted and i should get out of the way? Basic 'Welcome to society' stuff.
DaisukeAramaki
Exactly.
StandingMan
Maybe if you tried walking while not on speed..
RegrettableDecisions
People tend to move out of my way when I walk places because I walk like I'm on my way to commit a murder and I'm in a hurry.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
yup I feel like a pro when I walk in nyc, it's like a game dodging people, but you gotta keep your speed up too
PetahOsiris
The human slalom. You get bonus points if you weave a completely blocked walkway without slowing down.
fitlex
I found your song https://youtu.be/R3BPJstxExk
drunkandsmoking
Idk, I was in NYC and a business man went out of his way to shoulder me into a wall. Eye contact and everything. Spooked me for awhile.
Neogreenyew
Women do the same shit when walking. People in general just think they are more important than everyone else. Wake up, fucking idiots.
PatrikLilja
I used to step out of the way when necessary. Men and women started treating me better when I walked over them. Reinforces bad behavior.
Rulweylan
Yeah, but this idiot only walked at men, so they got the result their 'experiment' was designed to get.
allegedlynerdy
Confirmation Bias in it's finest
Flyms
Btw its just logical that men move less because they are more likely able to. Women would do the same if they could. We are all assholes.
Flyms
It irony at it finest. They use their tinder power to suppress others, and the others use muscel power to supress them. Circle of evil.
kissmyassets
Usually if you show confidence in where you are going, Look with purpose, people will get out of your way.
kissmyassets
Kind of a soldier/cat walk model type of stance. You OWN that hallway. With grace and poise.
AzgarOgly
Pretentious poser? Right.
kissmyassets
That a being said. Please be considerate and not a jerk about it. Move when appropriate or courteous.
Ripplingtwinkie
College male here, neither men nor women alter their course to make room for other pedestrians. It's not a matter of sexism, it's people (1)
SwaglortSeal
College male here, I bike everywhere using my university's extensive bike paths and bike at walking speed two feet behind pedestrians (1)
AzgarOgly
It is not about sexism, it is universally cultural thing. Noting people around you and avoiding walking into them is elementary manners.
potatoebottom
women dont do the shoulder swerve men do so they assume the only two options are collision or changing course.
IsACouchASeat
Do women not do the shoulder swerve?
Ripplingtwinkie
(4) grass a lot. But fuck it, my life isn't about being in someone else's face and initiating confrontations. Just shut up and walk.
mastikator
I respect your approach but have you considered the entertainment value of colliding with self centered vacuous assholes?
sonianosia
https://media.giphy.com/media/NnGGHE0muVqpO/giphy.gif exactly!
ConfederacyOfDunces
This part of your comment is the best part. I love it.
LizardEnterprises
Yeah, I get out of everyone's way... Because I walk at most people's running speed, and don't have time to wait for your slow ass to move.
Ripplingtwinkie
Also this. Lots of people are leisurely strolling around and I'm usually in a hurry. I'd rather just weave around everyone
Ripplingtwinkie
(2) being distracted, texting, talking to their friends, thinking about shit. Probably thinking their task is more important. Personally, I
Ripplingtwinkie
(3) just step out of the way if people look like they aren't going to make room for opposing traffic on sidewalks. End up walking in the
SwaglortSeal
until they realize they are not a bicycle and move two feet to the side (2)
HeyOP
You're alright, OP. Next patriarchial meeting I'll let the others know that you should be spared some minor inconveniences on your birthday.
Arsikere
is that the place where you plot Rape Culture?
RecurringNightmare
why rape? we installed the wage gap to pay for hookers! we just keep that myth alive to keep feminists busy while we enjoy football and beer
adriedupoldprune
I could go for the same treatment. I'll steal some of the cookies from the gay agenda for you.
Counterfit
The gay agenda meetings always have the best cookies
HeyOP
Many of the agenda have joined us so I'm gonna need at least a couple platters of tacos off the Taco Tuesday Gay Agenda to get that to fly.
Mythis
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When woman act like universal things only happen to them, oh lawdy, women regularly walk straight at me
DirtRockets
It's really interesting that some people are absolutely *convinced* they know how (men/women) think, when it's just them projecting their
DirtRockets
insecurities onto (men/women), and obsessing over a universally-experienced problem.
pdubyah
Men Arena
ILBRelic
Like a breath of fresh air to these stanky comments. Thank you.
ILBRelic
"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."
careVader
I'm guessing it could be about the Manchester Evening News Arena venue (the UK Manchester). I was puzzled when I first saw the name ages ago
demodulated
Men are na
UnstableMind
Much agreed. Personally, I always step to the side and even tilt my shoulder back (I’m a wide guy) when I pass anyone, male or female.
CoffeeyCore
I'll move out of the way for anyone. Except loud and obnoxious people or groups of people taking up the side walk. They get a shouldercheck.
MyHouseOnMars
I always glance up to see where the approaching person is looking at. It's a good indication of what side they're hoping to pass by.
simplifiedApocalypse
Male back stage tech with a 51 chest, I've been asked if I dance because of how I swerve through large groups. I just don't like touching
hojizzbar
I tip my shoulder forward in the direction I'm heading and generally both of us move a bit then.
hojizzbar
Except when it's group of people 5 wide taking up the entire path not paying attention. Then it's shoulder lock, bye Felicia BOOM
Jimthebutler
I hate being in the way
KingChadly
Same, dude. I'll never understand how some people are rude enough to just shoulder charge others. Common courtesy isn't bound by gender
swagb98623
This is a feminism post? I figured OP was just attractive
asaguda
This. I'm a big guy too, so while it is easy to do the murder glare and walk, I prefer not to. I move and turn shoulders, always.
isthatyoujohnwayne
you and me both.
PeeterGrant
Yeah, I don't want to touch anyone!
GabZonY
i move aside for people if im walking on the left. everyone shoukd just be walking on the right all the time to avoid colliding with people.
sckrlfe
So do i. I am big dude as well.
Javertoldfriend
Move like water, and prepare for rigity.
Xenolith166
Let's get rigity-rigity-wrecked
iamdyslexicandbadatgrammariknow
I think the shoulder tilt is enough. if both parties do it is fine.
Whatthehellizwrongwthu
Same here!
NivalisAngelus
I'm pretty light on my feet so it's easy for me to slip past people. It's easier than expecting someone to move out of my way
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
I am 6ft and an average build, I get asked how I move so smoothly and lightly... I ran constantly when I was young maybe? Is it not normal?
lNeedMoney
I am 6ft 120 pound, so it's easy for me to move. But mostly people walk away from me
aPokal
Seems a bit underweight. Quite a bit for my understanding.
UnstableMind
I’m 6ft and easily 350lbs, fat not muscle. I can move with an uncanny grace for a man my size. Dancer at heart maybe?
lNeedMoney
Very underweight
notinterestednow
I always treat humans as inanimate objects. If I'm walking I'm responsible for adjusting my path. Not them.
AH0TE
My only exception to this is when someone's charging at me, staring at their phone. I brace myself and stand my ground waiting for them..
Jellybeanslave
I've gotten ran into/walked on because someone couldn't look away from their phone for a minute Was reaching for something on a bottom shelf
imaginaryPeppers
PleaseLeave
Same, im i big guy i understand if people want to move from my way but usually im the one who moves, most oh the times i smile at people
CirB
Same here. I've got seriously wide shoulders (genetics, not gym), so I always feel like a bull in a china shop and act accordingly.
PleaseLeave
Bull in a china shop is actually phrase that i would'nt use for being clumsy or whatever, someone get me the vid, too lazy to youtube rn
CirB
I kinda like using it, since a) traditionally it tells of a big & clumsy animal, but b) it's been proven false (see Mythbusters for one) (1)
CirB
and the bulls are actually pretty careful and try to go around without bumping things needlessly. (2/2)
brankthefunny
APieceOfFuckingShit
I don't like touching people I don't know, so I have mastered the art of getting past people with minimal physical contact.
JustSomeHoneybadger
Same here, I am normally sent for errands through large crowds for this reason. People's movements are easy to read with practice.
UnstableMind
It annoys me when basically no one else moves even a little. People have little common decency these days.
JaceWhitehale
I'm really tall and decently wide and have a fast walk. My GF said that it looks like I am trying to dance Down hallways sometimes.
PaladinAstro
I guess it really shouldn’t be called common decency then. Something something common sense isn’t common
infernopg
1 yeah pisses me off if i completely turn my upper body so that i can get past and they still bump into me and i'm like "you'd be lying on
infernopg
2 the fucking ground if i didn't turn so why can't you at least try to be a reasonable human being" it's infuriating
mibango
When a group takes the whole way and i have to step in the Street i say "is it because i look like a jew?"
Dragonboy393
Or maybe, just maybe, people can just stay to the right when walking.
lfrdwork
I was wondering position during that standing outside a room one. Sounded odd if the hallway is 10' wide.
SirsMadeline
"Hey James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road."
jimmyriba
That's exactly what I thought: If everyone is bumping into you, are you maybe walking in the wrong lane?
rockfireman
I walk to and from work every day, I always stay to the right. It surprises me how many people I see will not try to move or anything.
Vorrilian
As someone who lives in New York City I want to strangle people who don't understand this.
SlyRamen
MajorLeagueFister
Just look where you're gonna walk that shit works miracles. Put your eyes where you want to go, then go.
liquinas
Pass to the left, sail on the right. JT settled this a long time ago, people.
MammaMia6
Agree. I won't move if im in the correct lane, but sometimes I'm absolutely in the wrong place and will move for a man or a woman
SanderTheStrange
Also, escalators: stand still on the right, pass on the left. We are human beings, not pigs
EF5Cyniclone
It's like people get on escalators and loose all muscle control to their legs.
Dakpan94
Tbf it is quite hard to stay right if you need something from the left shelf. People tend to crisscross.
Confrontation
An Ex of mine thought it was dumb that I insist on staying to the right in the mall. JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE SAVAGES DOESN'T MEAN WE ARE TOO!
5NoteHalf
To be fair, people of both sexes plow right into me when I'm not even moving.
zrXO
why nobody do this!
ChristmasCookieMonster
Treat walkways like roadways! I too have been saying this for some time. It is good, hard, sexy common sense and it arouses me.
Glompsi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im_6mhaTShg
sulkembo
It almost sounds too simple to work!?!
Thephedora
That's whatvI was thinking... "the hell you doing standing in tbe middle of no where in everyones way?
ITypicallySaySomethingMean
Like a fucking road amiright!?!?;
EveryonesCousin
I just never leave my house. Problem solved.
missastromccluskey
No, the Left! Like the side we drive on in Australia
MartyrTilDeath
Or the left, you know, when you live in a country with the right road rules.
sensoryte
interestingly enough the women I talked about this and that it happens occasionally with men crossing men, all said they never experiencedit
danspurt
In Stockholm's central station, there's one place where you walk on the left: the path between the regional trains and the metro. >
danspurt
People often walk on the wrong side, and it's kinda fun to see how both people doing it right and not so right start despising each other.
MiddlestOne
and not on their phones. I would like to see if a man walked like this women did how many times they would get bumped just for comparison.
Messingwithyou
Or left, depending on the country
Sqwuid
First thing you learn in self defense is the what you project is absoolutely the first step to preventing someone from attacking you.
Sqwuid
Predators want easy prey. Dark parking lot, wearing heels or tucked up shoulders slumped in a hoodie, looking tired or at their phone...
Sqwuid
If you look like you are alert and ready to kick ass, and as a bonus make direct eye contact with everyone you pass, you will be safer.
Cuntard
yup. if i am walking on the right in a hallway, i will not move and i will scold you if you don't. if i am not on the right side, i will 1/
Cuntard
both move an politely say excuse me as i do, regardless of what set of reproductive organs you happen to have 2/2
ShadyC
I do this. I get tilted when I see someone way ahead and I take the right side, and they just... stay on their left. Until they HAVE to move
DatDarthCaedus
How about when you're about to meet someone, so you move to the side and then juuuuust before you meet... they move to the same side.
RealFuckinNito
This for me is far more of an issue. I stay to my right but if I see someone head on I try to move and I can't tell how many have shifted
RealFuckinNito
lanes exactly at the same time, and then we do the stupid right-left-right dance until we stop being stupid and move on.
DatDarthCaedus
Yeah but I mean the times you do it way ahead of them and they STILL switch sides despite seeing you do it 20 meters earlier.
turbulentlizard
Or left, if you're in a country that drives on the left.
rossimus
We're discussing civilization not savagery
dullguava
And now you've confused us all again.
RobertNAdams
Come now, no need to entertain the delusions of the mad. Driving on the left. Ha! 'tis a silly place.
BuiltonSin
Even in the U.K people will walk (mostly) on the right. Example? "Keep right" on the escalators in Euston underground.
BuiltonSin
https://wi-images.condecdn.net/image/Jbn2rpNe51p/crop/1620/landscape
excuria
Keep to the right if you are standing and walk on the left. Fail to do this and the angry letters won't arrive until after the ambulance.
MediocreGrey
It’s always left in Australia. Probably best to check online if traveling somewhere.
SeeTheNumbersTasteTheViolence
Yeaaahh, this shit annoys me so much. Juay keep rules of the road on the path aswell. I always walk on the left.
BuiltonSin
It annoyed me too because I logically thought it would be to the left as well, same as traffic, it does seem to differ place to place.
bamsays
No, walk on the left, like the signs say on every hallway everywhere. You keep right on escalators to facilitate walking on the left...
BuiltonSin
I guess we've seen different signs. Keep right for over taking on the left. If you walk on the left you'd over take on the right.
mogwa1
On train stations though, there are arrow on the floors to walk on the left side.
BuiltonSin
I would agree that is sometimes the case, but the majority I've seen are to the right. Just speculatory on what I've seen.
pingue
Keep Right signs are across the Underground (but people do it everywhere). I get unreasonably angry, as it's the opposite to the roads!
BuiltonSin
It annoys me too for the same reason; but I do find I naturally walk on the right side much more than the left without thinking.
JustDontCare
(100 years of war)
ZOMGNO
Thanks. Bloody tourists come to my country and get all up on the right and its like NO, THIS IS NEW ZEALAND, GET LEFT.
FlaccidOnAcid
Holy fuck me too
buttsparkle
its the same over here in 'straya
Lazyaussienacho
As a copper it absolutely frustrates me when people pull to the right when you want to get through traffic with lights and sirens on.
ZOMGNO
Sometimes the police drive through the middle of traffic... parting the cars like Moses parting the sea. I pull left though
Lazyaussienacho
It is enjoyable when that happens. In my head I'm always like "move bitch get out the way"
RaynWisp
You're supposed to walk AGAINST traffic so you can spot oncoming collisions.
Itwasmyname
I think they mean that in a pedestrian only area, like a hallway, you should follow the local road convention. In a mixed traffic 1/
Itwasmyname
area, like the side of a road, you are correct. 2/2
Mezmerizedbybiguns
Thank you, why the frick does no one know this?
RaynWisp
I don't know... this was part of the "stranger danger" lessons I learned in elementary school. Basic personal safety...
Whatyouregonnawannado
Walk on the left. Drive on the right
hewhosleftalone
Yeah, but keep to the right of the sidewalk. Only granted exeption is people walking dogs since the dog is on their left, they are excused
Whatyouregonnawannado
Yeah right of the sidewalk, I agree.
LongoloidFartExplosion
You want oncoming people to be on your dominant side.
GifIsPronouncedJif
Which is, what, one country? Maybe two?
aCadence
Japan Australia New Zealand etc etc
TheGoldenHawk
There are dozens
FastF0x
Isn't that the other way around? Walkers walk the opposite side than cars are, so they wont get hit from behind.
turbulentlizard
Yeah but if there's people walking in different directions on the same footpath, keep left.
FastF0x
You mean right?
whymustchoosinganamebesodifficult
Maybe in russia but otherwise you shouldn't need fear a driver deciding for the sidewalk. Cars go right, bikes do and passengers as well.
whymustchoosinganamebesodifficult
Anyway the point is to avoid collision. Ships go right, as do planes. So right is the way to go.
EZMONEY98
and dont place your shopping cart horizantally and block the whole aisle. We live in a society!
RickterDeathBeard
Fuckin right! I walk like I drive I stay right if you both go right in opposite walking directions you avoid each other it's that simple
52pickup
Living in a major city my main thought is ‘if we were cars, you just caused a front-end collision’. MOVE B*TCH, GET OUT THE WAY.
Awesomesauce935
Here In Scotland we walk on whatever side we want and it works out fine.
pennstateproud936
Its the confidence in your walk. When you walk straight, shoulders squared and look dead ahead people move (1/2)
jhackofalltrades
Look through people, walk like you got a mission, people GTFO the way.
Qbhelm
Nah look em dead in the eye, smile, then slide your eyes and tilt your shoulders the way you wanna go, people think positive then????????
thewiggins
when you look people in the eye, the back part of the brain thinks you want to start a conversation, and steers them at you
pennstateproud936
If you look timid and like you're going to move and then don't then people run you over and are annoyed afterwards
PatrikLilja
Out of personal experience you get less shit from walking into someone than walking around them.
peopleperson
Think of your body as a person-shaped vehicle and the world is the road. Would you smash into a car because they were "in your way" ?
TheGreatInsomniac
THIS. Fuck Britain.
Trystan365
Right??
LoganMcD15
In my experience both parties slightly move over to give each other room. If it's just one of us we bump into each other.
LoganMcD15
That thread was just feminists being rude and standing in people's way. And when they get bumped into they blame the man.
comehomefransbrauder
Yes, this. Whether you have an innie or an outie, walk like you drive!
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PretendThisIsACleverUsername
Just UK
ukarage
Like ... On the right lane ?
Demoux28
Can confirm. This shit pisses me off at places like Wal mart. People just don't seem to get it.
ReallyBadMemory
Yeah, but then you have that group of three people that stop right in front of you with their cart and you have to go around
xMetaMorph
Power through
Itwasmyname
One day at work, there were a group of people stopped Infront of the same shelf talking for two hours. 4 people, two trolleys.
dijital101
Just run into them. And loudly exclaim, "Oh sorry, was totally not expecting someone to just stop in traffic."
Nandabun
Not too related, but I was shopping before work and these high fuckers were checking out in front of me. I went to self-checkout to be quick
Nandabun
not so you can stare at each item you're gonna scan and then be confused each time it beeps. I actually told them to hurry it up.
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softestpants
/2 and was amazed at how often I get walked into. "Bros" and "basic" girls tend to be the most guilty, especially if I'm not "done up". /
softestpants
/3 if I consciously put on the bitch face, point my eyes in the direction I'm heading, and power walk, I can navigate a crowd much faster. /
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
This!
PersonWithAPaintbrush
When people walk on the left to turn corners more quickly I just walk into them
theslowbros
It's not that simple...it is in a way and a lot of nations do it, but you also have to take into account a lot of other things on the road.
ByThePowerofCommonSense
People can't even seem to drive where I am from so I sure as fuck don't expect them to know how walking should work
khazaria
I stay to the right and walk straight. They end up staying to their right too.
TheGreatLopan
I like having the awkward dance with random strangers as we both try to go different ways repeatedly
internetspaceshipsareseriousbusiness
Sidewalk Salsa
dijital101
I give them one sidestep. Then stand still.
ISarabi
That only adds a semi-randomized 50% chance of resolution to the Zax Problem if you both follow the same rule. Prisoner's Dilemma.
dijital101
But that 50% only arises when encountering part of the 1% that does the same thing so the success rate is still very high.
Grudgezilla
The Hitachi tribe had seven names for this.
Trisar
New best buddy!