rubber band 

Oct 3, 2017 12:54 AM

So this is funny and so true

I wish the media would stop putting men down. For years I've seen commercials making fun of dads and I hate it. Feminism is a thing that needed to happen- we needed the right to vote, own land, etc. Little girls NEED to know they can grow up to be anything they want to be.

BUT you can build up little girls at the same time as building up little boys. I volunteer at my little sister's youth group and the boys in the group have such low self confidence. I call this a rubber band effect cause it makes sense to me. For years society was going in the direction of putting down girls/women. Feminism finally came to the forefront and gained women their rights (there is still a little ways to go, but the way people are going about it is not ok), women were finally able to have the same jobs as men, etc. But now feminism is starting to go too far. It is devaluing men. It is saying that women are better than men.

So the rubber band thing, when you go too far in one direction eventually everything will spring back in the opposite direction and then the problem starts all over again.

Men are not better than Women. Women are not better than Men. We are just different. And that's ok. And we can and should get along and not put each other down. Someday, when I have little baby boys of my own, I need to know that they will grow up with a deep respect and honor for women and receive respect and honor.

So guys- I hope you haven't been pushed down by the media and society too much. I want you to know that I honor and respect you. You're not defined by the stupidity projected by the media.

Ladies- Its tough to be a girl. But we are doing it and making it and we can do this.

So ya, let's learn to get along and have honor and respect for each other. If we learn to do this then maybe this world can calm down a little.

Little rant/thought over

Just remember if you bump into a man it's because you BOTH refused to move. Fucking idiots.

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If you look forward in the direction you intend to head, looking past people, they tend to move.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The walking thing is true. Stare straight ahead confidently like you're on a fucking mission, and people are more likely to move.

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I say this as a [usually] shy person with experience staffing conventions.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The best is when youre walking down a sidewalk and two people side-by-side come your way and they expect you to step in the mud around em

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Just waut until youre driving a 2 lane mountain pass and suddenly theres an oncoming semi in both lane s and u have to hop onto the shoulder

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its groups of women most the time. but thats just my experience

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah gotta love that. Had a group of 3 do that to me, except instead of mud, it was ice. Nearly fell on my ass.

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Yeah, I've never seen anyone more aggressive for sidewalk space than middle aged couples out walking in the suburbs. The entire sidewalk is

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theirs and how dare you expect them to let you have any of it.

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Man here. I was raised to hold open doors for everyone. I was raised to step out of the way of an oncoming pedestrian. 1/2

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For women I hold doors only 78% open as opposed to opening them entirely for men.

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2/2 I was raised to say please and thank you. And I was raised to know the meaning of good will & respect. Thanks for the post, +1.

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BULLSHIT! you pass the butter!

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It's not about being raised to do kind things; it's about growing up to be a respectful human, the rest of it should come naturally.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Something that clearly went over your head as you were being raised

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Growing up to be respectful human is about being raised properly. Manners are taught, nobody is born with it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can't teach someone to do respectful things their whole life. You can show them what to do but you can't make them do it.

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Hey look at that! You're both right

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't force someone do right thing all the time. But if you don't show them the right way, they hardly find the right way. //

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's primarily to do with eye gaze; if you're looking at the person coming towards you, they won't move. If you look past them, they will.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a Gay-introvert guy, I avoid getting on people's way by staying at home, no matter their sex/gender

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I cried. Thank you for validating this. It's hard to keep telling yourself you're not crazy all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Im a short guy and since I'm "weaker" I move out of the way, always. It just what I've learned, tried to just keep walking felt so weird.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doesn't mean you're weaker, you just have respect.

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A friend of mine who's an instructor at a fire service station once told us when he gave us a tour of his workplace when one woman asked 1/4

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if women are even allowed: of course they are allowed. But they have to go through the exact same test as men to whom this woman replied 2/4

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"But that is unfair!" to whom he replied, in all seriousness: "I'm afraid a mobile generator doesn't care if it's fair to be heavy. But 3/4

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

when you are out there and this generator needs to be in a specific place, I need it there fast. That's why we test all equally here." 4/4

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I'm a 6'3" female and a cop. Everyone gets out of my way. Lol

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Somebody of proper height. ;D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My feminism includes men. Many of what plagues us women has become an issue for men. I want dudes to be able to cry when they want.

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You are probably closer to egalitarianism then ;) Equality for all!

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I can't count how many times i've wanted to cry and subconsciously held it back, I haven't properly cried in years... Kinda depressing tbh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not feminism then, feminism is inane and a waste of time, work for the rights of all or not at all. Fighting for the rights of 1/2

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one group is what separates people, rights should be equal among all people regardless of sex/colour/religion

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I didn't think girls get unfair treatment until I shopped for Mega Blocks for my daughter on Amazon. Good thing she doesn't like pink.

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I have discovered "girl" colors versions of the same toys are marked higher on some :/

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Maybe because it's cheaper to mass produce and pink items are made in fewer numbers? So 'regular' blocks are cheaper than pink to make.

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That's without going into an arbitrary 'pink tax' discussion anyway.

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Maybe, I was just kinda bummed Cuz I wanted a cute 1st bday prezzie and couldn't get girly pink(was super poor and 6 bucks was outta budget)

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they sell mega bloks in all sorts of colors on amazon. where is the unfair treatment?

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Check the prices. 60 piece pink set -$23.99. Regular 80 piece set -$14.99. Regular 150 piece set.- $26.99

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Yup! Wanted to buy a learning play cube, "regular" was 6 dollars cheaper than "pink"...same thing just different color.

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but you are able to buy whichever set you want, regardless of the sex they are being bought for?

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I rent out a room for $150, then you come along and I say it's $200 because you're an idiot. I guess that's still fair cuz you can rent it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think Cuntard was trying to say that, regardless of your kid being a boy or a girl, the prize of pink blocks isn't changing. Same prize 1/

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im glad a female finally says this because if a male makes the same arguement they aren't taken serious cause they think we have everything

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On a TV/movie culture side: let's show some male innocent bystanders clutching their children and some more male victims. Bad things happen

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

to both genders, no reason only women get to be depicted as innocent victims.

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I couldn't agree with you more! Thank you for the post! Also, the women who do stuff like that, demeaning men and such are not feminists!

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yes they are, enough with the "anyone who makes my group look bad isnt part of my group" nonsense.

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they're not if they think they need more rights than men or if they need to put innocent people down

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I'm pretty sure everyone hates us.

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Thank you @op

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I like to weave in and out of people in crowds. It makes me feel like a ninja.

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Lol yes!!

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I walk like a leaf in the wind. Watch me soar.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That sounds dangerous.

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Little girls SHOULDN'T be taught they can be anything when they grow up. Neither should boys. It's wrong and stupid.

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Bbbbbbbut my mommy said I could be anything! waaaa!

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We can teach them they can try to be anything, but to not let failure get them down. We all have limits.

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As a speed walker on the sidewalks of NYC- we are all constantly in a state of attack. Man, woman, child, squirrel- we all walk crazy

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You are a what?

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Same in London, it's like completing a human slalom just walking to the office, amazing how many ppl have no awareness of their surroundings

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This. Holy shit the first time I went to NYC, I was 15, and terrified.

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Agreed! "I stopped moving out of the way and i started running into people more" just makes the author sound like shes too dumb to walk

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No it doesn't. The assumption is women must always be the ones to yield and this makes her sound like she's not having any of that anymore.

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No one is assuming that but you and the idiot writer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's making that assumption though? This post is the first I've ever seen of it. It's not a man/woman thing, it's rude/polite thing.

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And an intelligence test: can i comprehend the other person is distracted and i should get out of the way? Basic 'Welcome to society' stuff.

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Exactly.

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Maybe if you tried walking while not on speed..

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People tend to move out of my way when I walk places because I walk like I'm on my way to commit a murder and I'm in a hurry.

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yup I feel like a pro when I walk in nyc, it's like a game dodging people, but you gotta keep your speed up too

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The human slalom. You get bonus points if you weave a completely blocked walkway without slowing down.

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I found your song https://youtu.be/R3BPJstxExk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk, I was in NYC and a business man went out of his way to shoulder me into a wall. Eye contact and everything. Spooked me for awhile.

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Women do the same shit when walking. People in general just think they are more important than everyone else. Wake up, fucking idiots.

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I used to step out of the way when necessary. Men and women started treating me better when I walked over them. Reinforces bad behavior.

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Yeah, but this idiot only walked at men, so they got the result their 'experiment' was designed to get.

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Confirmation Bias in it's finest

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Btw its just logical that men move less because they are more likely able to. Women would do the same if they could. We are all assholes.

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It irony at it finest. They use their tinder power to suppress others, and the others use muscel power to supress them. Circle of evil.

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Usually if you show confidence in where you are going, Look with purpose, people will get out of your way.

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Kind of a soldier/cat walk model type of stance. You OWN that hallway. With grace and poise.

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Pretentious poser? Right.

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That a being said. Please be considerate and not a jerk about it. Move when appropriate or courteous.

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College male here, neither men nor women alter their course to make room for other pedestrians. It's not a matter of sexism, it's people (1)

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College male here, I bike everywhere using my university's extensive bike paths and bike at walking speed two feet behind pedestrians (1)

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It is not about sexism, it is universally cultural thing. Noting people around you and avoiding walking into them is elementary manners.

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women dont do the shoulder swerve men do so they assume the only two options are collision or changing course.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Do women not do the shoulder swerve?

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(4) grass a lot. But fuck it, my life isn't about being in someone else's face and initiating confrontations. Just shut up and walk.

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I respect your approach but have you considered the entertainment value of colliding with self centered vacuous assholes?

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This part of your comment is the best part. I love it.

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Yeah, I get out of everyone's way... Because I walk at most people's running speed, and don't have time to wait for your slow ass to move.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Also this. Lots of people are leisurely strolling around and I'm usually in a hurry. I'd rather just weave around everyone

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(2) being distracted, texting, talking to their friends, thinking about shit. Probably thinking their task is more important. Personally, I

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(3) just step out of the way if people look like they aren't going to make room for opposing traffic on sidewalks. End up walking in the

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until they realize they are not a bicycle and move two feet to the side (2)

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You're alright, OP. Next patriarchial meeting I'll let the others know that you should be spared some minor inconveniences on your birthday.

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is that the place where you plot Rape Culture?

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why rape? we installed the wage gap to pay for hookers! we just keep that myth alive to keep feminists busy while we enjoy football and beer

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I could go for the same treatment. I'll steal some of the cookies from the gay agenda for you.

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The gay agenda meetings always have the best cookies

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Many of the agenda have joined us so I'm gonna need at least a couple platters of tacos off the Taco Tuesday Gay Agenda to get that to fly.

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When woman act like universal things only happen to them, oh lawdy, women regularly walk straight at me

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It's really interesting that some people are absolutely *convinced* they know how (men/women) think, when it's just them projecting their

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insecurities onto (men/women), and obsessing over a universally-experienced problem.

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Men Arena

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Like a breath of fresh air to these stanky comments. Thank you.

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"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing it could be about the Manchester Evening News Arena venue (the UK Manchester). I was puzzled when I first saw the name ages ago

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Men are na

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Much agreed. Personally, I always step to the side and even tilt my shoulder back (I’m a wide guy) when I pass anyone, male or female.

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I'll move out of the way for anyone. Except loud and obnoxious people or groups of people taking up the side walk. They get a shouldercheck.

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I always glance up to see where the approaching person is looking at. It's a good indication of what side they're hoping to pass by.

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Male back stage tech with a 51 chest, I've been asked if I dance because of how I swerve through large groups. I just don't like touching

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I tip my shoulder forward in the direction I'm heading and generally both of us move a bit then.

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Except when it's group of people 5 wide taking up the entire path not paying attention. Then it's shoulder lock, bye Felicia BOOM

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I hate being in the way

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Same, dude. I'll never understand how some people are rude enough to just shoulder charge others. Common courtesy isn't bound by gender

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This is a feminism post? I figured OP was just attractive

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This. I'm a big guy too, so while it is easy to do the murder glare and walk, I prefer not to. I move and turn shoulders, always.

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you and me both.

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Yeah, I don't want to touch anyone!

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i move aside for people if im walking on the left. everyone shoukd just be walking on the right all the time to avoid colliding with people.

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So do i. I am big dude as well.

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Move like water, and prepare for rigity.

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Let's get rigity-rigity-wrecked

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I think the shoulder tilt is enough. if both parties do it is fine.

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Same here!

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I'm pretty light on my feet so it's easy for me to slip past people. It's easier than expecting someone to move out of my way

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I am 6ft and an average build, I get asked how I move so smoothly and lightly... I ran constantly when I was young maybe? Is it not normal?

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I am 6ft 120 pound, so it's easy for me to move. But mostly people walk away from me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems a bit underweight. Quite a bit for my understanding.

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I’m 6ft and easily 350lbs, fat not muscle. I can move with an uncanny grace for a man my size. Dancer at heart maybe?

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Very underweight

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I always treat humans as inanimate objects. If I'm walking I'm responsible for adjusting my path. Not them.

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My only exception to this is when someone's charging at me, staring at their phone. I brace myself and stand my ground waiting for them..

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I've gotten ran into/walked on because someone couldn't look away from their phone for a minute Was reaching for something on a bottom shelf

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Same, im i big guy i understand if people want to move from my way but usually im the one who moves, most oh the times i smile at people

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Same here. I've got seriously wide shoulders (genetics, not gym), so I always feel like a bull in a china shop and act accordingly.

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Bull in a china shop is actually phrase that i would'nt use for being clumsy or whatever, someone get me the vid, too lazy to youtube rn

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I kinda like using it, since a) traditionally it tells of a big & clumsy animal, but b) it's been proven false (see Mythbusters for one) (1)

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and the bulls are actually pretty careful and try to go around without bumping things needlessly. (2/2)

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I don't like touching people I don't know, so I have mastered the art of getting past people with minimal physical contact.

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Same here, I am normally sent for errands through large crowds for this reason. People's movements are easy to read with practice.

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It annoys me when basically no one else moves even a little. People have little common decency these days.

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I'm really tall and decently wide and have a fast walk. My GF said that it looks like I am trying to dance Down hallways sometimes.

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I guess it really shouldn’t be called common decency then. Something something common sense isn’t common

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1 yeah pisses me off if i completely turn my upper body so that i can get past and they still bump into me and i'm like "you'd be lying on

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2 the fucking ground if i didn't turn so why can't you at least try to be a reasonable human being" it's infuriating

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When a group takes the whole way and i have to step in the Street i say "is it because i look like a jew?"

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Or maybe, just maybe, people can just stay to the right when walking.

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I was wondering position during that standing outside a room one. Sounded odd if the hallway is 10' wide.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hey James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what I thought: If everyone is bumping into you, are you maybe walking in the wrong lane?

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I walk to and from work every day, I always stay to the right. It surprises me how many people I see will not try to move or anything.

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As someone who lives in New York City I want to strangle people who don't understand this.

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Just look where you're gonna walk that shit works miracles. Put your eyes where you want to go, then go.

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Pass to the left, sail on the right. JT settled this a long time ago, people.

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Agree. I won't move if im in the correct lane, but sometimes I'm absolutely in the wrong place and will move for a man or a woman

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Also, escalators: stand still on the right, pass on the left. We are human beings, not pigs

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's like people get on escalators and loose all muscle control to their legs.

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Tbf it is quite hard to stay right if you need something from the left shelf. People tend to crisscross.

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An Ex of mine thought it was dumb that I insist on staying to the right in the mall. JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE SAVAGES DOESN'T MEAN WE ARE TOO!

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To be fair, people of both sexes plow right into me when I'm not even moving.

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why nobody do this!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Treat walkways like roadways! I too have been saying this for some time. It is good, hard, sexy common sense and it arouses me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It almost sounds too simple to work!?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's whatvI was thinking... "the hell you doing standing in tbe middle of no where in everyones way?

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Like a fucking road amiright!?!?;

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I just never leave my house. Problem solved.

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No, the Left! Like the side we drive on in Australia

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Or the left, you know, when you live in a country with the right road rules.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

interestingly enough the women I talked about this and that it happens occasionally with men crossing men, all said they never experiencedit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In Stockholm's central station, there's one place where you walk on the left: the path between the regional trains and the metro. >

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People often walk on the wrong side, and it's kinda fun to see how both people doing it right and not so right start despising each other.

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and not on their phones. I would like to see if a man walked like this women did how many times they would get bumped just for comparison.

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Or left, depending on the country

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First thing you learn in self defense is the what you project is absoolutely the first step to preventing someone from attacking you.

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Predators want easy prey. Dark parking lot, wearing heels or tucked up shoulders slumped in a hoodie, looking tired or at their phone...

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If you look like you are alert and ready to kick ass, and as a bonus make direct eye contact with everyone you pass, you will be safer.

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yup. if i am walking on the right in a hallway, i will not move and i will scold you if you don't. if i am not on the right side, i will 1/

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both move an politely say excuse me as i do, regardless of what set of reproductive organs you happen to have 2/2

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I do this. I get tilted when I see someone way ahead and I take the right side, and they just... stay on their left. Until they HAVE to move

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How about when you're about to meet someone, so you move to the side and then juuuuust before you meet... they move to the same side.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This for me is far more of an issue. I stay to my right but if I see someone head on I try to move and I can't tell how many have shifted

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lanes exactly at the same time, and then we do the stupid right-left-right dance until we stop being stupid and move on.

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Yeah but I mean the times you do it way ahead of them and they STILL switch sides despite seeing you do it 20 meters earlier.

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Or left, if you're in a country that drives on the left.

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We're discussing civilization not savagery

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And now you've confused us all again.

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Come now, no need to entertain the delusions of the mad. Driving on the left. Ha! 'tis a silly place.

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Even in the U.K people will walk (mostly) on the right. Example? "Keep right" on the escalators in Euston underground.

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 7

Keep to the right if you are standing and walk on the left. Fail to do this and the angry letters won't arrive until after the ambulance.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

It’s always left in Australia. Probably best to check online if traveling somewhere.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeaaahh, this shit annoys me so much. Juay keep rules of the road on the path aswell. I always walk on the left.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It annoyed me too because I logically thought it would be to the left as well, same as traffic, it does seem to differ place to place.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, walk on the left, like the signs say on every hallway everywhere. You keep right on escalators to facilitate walking on the left...

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I guess we've seen different signs. Keep right for over taking on the left. If you walk on the left you'd over take on the right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On train stations though, there are arrow on the floors to walk on the left side.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would agree that is sometimes the case, but the majority I've seen are to the right. Just speculatory on what I've seen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep Right signs are across the Underground (but people do it everywhere). I get unreasonably angry, as it's the opposite to the roads!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It annoys me too for the same reason; but I do find I naturally walk on the right side much more than the left without thinking.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(100 years of war)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks. Bloody tourists come to my country and get all up on the right and its like NO, THIS IS NEW ZEALAND, GET LEFT.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 3

Holy fuck me too

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

its the same over here in 'straya

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a copper it absolutely frustrates me when people pull to the right when you want to get through traffic with lights and sirens on.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sometimes the police drive through the middle of traffic... parting the cars like Moses parting the sea. I pull left though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is enjoyable when that happens. In my head I'm always like "move bitch get out the way"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're supposed to walk AGAINST traffic so you can spot oncoming collisions.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I think they mean that in a pedestrian only area, like a hallway, you should follow the local road convention. In a mixed traffic 1/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

area, like the side of a road, you are correct. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, why the frick does no one know this?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know... this was part of the "stranger danger" lessons I learned in elementary school. Basic personal safety...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Walk on the left. Drive on the right

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but keep to the right of the sidewalk. Only granted exeption is people walking dogs since the dog is on their left, they are excused

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah right of the sidewalk, I agree.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You want oncoming people to be on your dominant side.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is, what, one country? Maybe two?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Japan Australia New Zealand etc etc

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

There are dozens

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the other way around? Walkers walk the opposite side than cars are, so they wont get hit from behind.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah but if there's people walking in different directions on the same footpath, keep left.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Maybe in russia but otherwise you shouldn't need fear a driver deciding for the sidewalk. Cars go right, bikes do and passengers as well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyway the point is to avoid collision. Ships go right, as do planes. So right is the way to go.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

and dont place your shopping cart horizantally and block the whole aisle. We live in a society!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuckin right! I walk like I drive I stay right if you both go right in opposite walking directions you avoid each other it's that simple

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Living in a major city my main thought is ‘if we were cars, you just caused a front-end collision’. MOVE B*TCH, GET OUT THE WAY.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Here In Scotland we walk on whatever side we want and it works out fine.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its the confidence in your walk. When you walk straight, shoulders squared and look dead ahead people move (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 5

Look through people, walk like you got a mission, people GTFO the way.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Nah look em dead in the eye, smile, then slide your eyes and tilt your shoulders the way you wanna go, people think positive then????????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when you look people in the eye, the back part of the brain thinks you want to start a conversation, and steers them at you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you look timid and like you're going to move and then don't then people run you over and are annoyed afterwards

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Out of personal experience you get less shit from walking into someone than walking around them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Think of your body as a person-shaped vehicle and the world is the road. Would you smash into a car because they were "in your way" ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS. Fuck Britain.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right??

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

In my experience both parties slightly move over to give each other room. If it's just one of us we bump into each other.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That thread was just feminists being rude and standing in people's way. And when they get bumped into they blame the man.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, this. Whether you have an innie or an outie, walk like you drive!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 3, 2017 3:41 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Just UK

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like ... On the right lane ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. This shit pisses me off at places like Wal mart. People just don't seem to get it.

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but then you have that group of three people that stop right in front of you with their cart and you have to go around

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Power through

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One day at work, there were a group of people stopped Infront of the same shelf talking for two hours. 4 people, two trolleys.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just run into them. And loudly exclaim, "Oh sorry, was totally not expecting someone to just stop in traffic."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not too related, but I was shopping before work and these high fuckers were checking out in front of me. I went to self-checkout to be quick

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

not so you can stare at each item you're gonna scan and then be confused each time it beeps. I actually told them to hurry it up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 3, 2017 6:46 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

/2 and was amazed at how often I get walked into. "Bros" and "basic" girls tend to be the most guilty, especially if I'm not "done up". /

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/3 if I consciously put on the bitch face, point my eyes in the direction I'm heading, and power walk, I can navigate a crowd much faster. /

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When people walk on the left to turn corners more quickly I just walk into them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not that simple...it is in a way and a lot of nations do it, but you also have to take into account a lot of other things on the road.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People can't even seem to drive where I am from so I sure as fuck don't expect them to know how walking should work

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I stay to the right and walk straight. They end up staying to their right too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like having the awkward dance with random strangers as we both try to go different ways repeatedly

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Sidewalk Salsa

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I give them one sidestep. Then stand still.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That only adds a semi-randomized 50% chance of resolution to the Zax Problem if you both follow the same rule. Prisoner's Dilemma.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But that 50% only arises when encountering part of the 1% that does the same thing so the success rate is still very high.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Hitachi tribe had seven names for this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

New best buddy!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0