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23 Books of Adam comics
Special Sauce: http://booksofadam.tumblr.com
afallowdoe
I pretty much live by #7. Especially when the drama is about shit my dad's friend does. I don't even know how the dude is a real person.
FloridaManBestMan
Buzzfeed Adam. The only part of Buzzfeed I don't hate with a deep passion
SwarleysQuinntervention
I still want to learn how Taylor Swift is dating so much celebrities and if I can do that too but non imaginary..
Ruswal
Adam is about the only good thing Buzzfeed has, so the mustn’t lose him
MegaCityOne
Hahahaha I'm worthless with or without the routine of school
TaelKHouri
Relatable.
theashman69
I see you DickTation logo...
Foxyrain
I like Adam, I found his blog years ago on stumbleupon, I'm glad to see him getting popular. He's a good storyteller too
Dannyk604
I really liked the gifs. Especially the one where his eyes go up. I can really relate to that one
Actualdeadpool
I'm [redacted] and these are great.
PotassiumLover
I haven't seen that word in a while
CuriousG2002
5 + 4 = 9
ChocolateyDrizzle00
Toy Story 2 was ok
notbrunomars
The camping one needs more psychedelic mushrooms.
kuj0071
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqbnG5lVMAAAf5S.png
ForSomeAbstractReason
I'm so glad he watched Summer Heights High, the dick-tation reference made me very happy.
tangentially
Taylor Swift doesn't have to negotiate for royalties. Her family owns a controlling stake in her label (Big Machine Records)
tangentially
(This is how she's able to do stuff like pull her entire catalogue off Spotify on a whim...other artists don't have that much control)
compooter
No Man's Sky sucks.
sixothree
Damn dude.
koalawalawala
The dropped soda had me chuckling hard.
parziival
PlusSizedGentlemanInAnUndersizedGarment
The headphones one is on point. People are less likely to hassle you when they think you can't hear them.
dashers
Yeah, fuck you belle.
janforhire
A guy I worked with asked every new person who their Disney character was. Apparently all the girls said Belle. Looking back, it's accurate
theideabomber
FoxySpirit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2QKDfAiTq4
aDogNamedJohn
Not really sure why you're being downvoted, that was hilarious. I've found my brothers theme song.
wdasm42
Wasn't the baker and all the town singing a song behind her back basically calling her a weirdo?
mutanthammy
Yup. Still doesn't make her right.
cazzegiare
Logged in just to tell Belle to fuck off. Fuck off, Belle.
Roshiro
Logged in 2 years later to tell Belle to fuck off. God damnit, Belle! Fuck off!!
cazzegiare
yeah i’m still pissed, and i don’t even bake.
orgeezuz
Belle is fucking Beast
kokorobrokoro
Originally Belle was supposed to be a bit snobby at the beginnig, but they changed that, bc you know, don't give her character development.
RipleysBelieveItOrDie
This seems appropriate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2QKDfAiTq4 warning, NSFW.
aPokal
@BestialityistheBEST
MisterOneUpper
DoSheGotTheJetSkiSeaDoo
And not in the fun way.
YourLordCthulhu
Well not just in the fun way.
ryoshi8
MisterOneUpper
kawwmoi
spf9001
BobSagetDidNotRapeAndKillAGirlIn1990
I think some people call that rape.
ElonMustToke
potato potatoe
Jemolk
"Struggle-snuggle"
theguythatalwaysasksiftheyresingle
"Some people"
fluffyunicowsofdeath
"Rape"
admiralawesome4213
Duck you dan!
StrokeFlavoured
Duck you, too!
agermanguy
Yeah, fuck belle...
Sheldonian
Yeah, lets fuck Belle
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
You know how most comic people draw themselves hotter than they are? This guy is the total opposite.
TheSteveBuscemi
The Oatmeal does it as well IIRC, look it up
javer80
And Kate Beaton.
potatiskatt
and that Sarah girl too. She draws herself as a slightly oval little thing, but in reality she doesn't look too bad.
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
http://67.media.tumblr.com/89b055c2162a15e5d428b62ef0ed0a3e/tumblr_oc0kalv5ou1r6q8euo1_1280.jpg
CrunchyApple
Dayuummm
RockMeLikeASugarcane
LAWD yes.
Cheekymonkey82
Id do him
PolarChi
DrJayAllTheWay
The Link & Zelda one got me
kokojuke
HYAH-HAH-HYAH-KAH-- *CRASH!!!*
AngryArtStudent
"Toy Story 2 was OK"
Actualdeadpool
*slap!!* IT WAS THE BEST ONE!!!
goldenspider666
"Toy Story 3 was the best Pixar movie ever"
Actualdeadpool
*SLAP!!* BUGS LIFE IS SUPERIOR!!!
killingjoke8181
"WALL-E is the best Pixar movie ever"
Chronospell
"Uh, yeah. That's pretty much it."
TayTay051
Upvote for the sly dictation
DenahomChikn
Jonah from Tonga fan?
LythronaxMagnaLacus
PUCK YOU MISS
DenahomChikn
Ahaha Yes! Was hoping people recognised it from Chris Lilley
Orquigan
I just realized that in #14 says Stranger Things on the TV
TheHuntedSnark
Yeah, let's not talk about 2016 ever again.
Brainsplosion
Don't talk about 2016 or its son ever again.
ultrarobprime
As if this year's problems will disappear when 2017 rolls around......
JasonasB
Poor poor Harambe.
ThinkingWhyNot
What about 2020
TheHuntedSnark
Them's fighting words.
pixe1adrift
Can we just not *have* a 2016
ericneo2
Yes, Berserk 2016 did not happen.
OstrichFlailingASpear
The things they did to Miura's masterpiece. It's honestly painful.
ForeverChasingHighs
You might wonna add 2017, 18, 19 and 20 to that Aswell
Ionlycommentfinggold
Watch the cure to cancer, aids, and all genetic disorders be discovered, along with nationwide legal weed, a sustainable alternate 1/2
Ionlycommentfinggold
Fuel source and Firefly season two all come out before this year ends and we're forced to remember it in salty bliss.
TheSacrificialButter
Fuck it, I've had a decent year
thisworldisweird
Personally for me it's one of the better ones, but it's only a really good day if I don't read the Facebook 'real news' stories & comments.
TheSacrificialButter
Yeah. I mean, I got outta the military and finally started foing to school this year, my wife has an awesome job. Good times
PotassiumLover
I think we can all agree to this
OstrichFlailingASpear
What the hell is a 2016?
falseinformationaboutthings
And 2015 was so good
IcyLucario
Just the Olympics. That's it. Nothing else happened.
johntheswan33
Lamechops
https://twitter.com/SweetestCyanide/status/752831763269967872
TheHuntedSnark
What about Prince Roger Nelson?
TomaCT
Yeah... It's the year America probably chooses the worst President in history..
damspam
*cough* andrew jackson *cough*
Felberin
Think positively: There is always a chance we get to see next elections, which is likely to cast this one aside as worst :o
Cac2008
This is why the system needs to be changed so you don't just get those who can spend the most on the campaign.
AlwaysUpvoteTuxedoCats
To be fair, there is always a group of people who think this every election. Nothing new.
NoOne428
But the size of this group is pretty big
AlwaysUpvoteTuxedoCats
They're always pretty big, they just seem bigger these days because the internet connect people more so you see more of it.
AlwaysUpvoteTuxedoCats
Don't get me wrong I don't support either candidate but it's nothing new.
ExcuseMe2
Go back into history and please find me an accurate example of someone "Trump-like"...
SciGuy
Andrew Jackson.
TheDudeMarky
As a presidential candidate? None. As a public figurehead... Maybe Joseph McCarthy?
ExcuseMe2
I meant as a presidential candidate lol. But I can agree with you on that answer.
DeadlyEnzyme
And a bunch of amazing celebrities died.
DeadlyEnzyme
And the rio olympics. Sooooo
ElbowDeepInASnake
Considering either choice will satisfy that description, I have to agree there is no "probably"
xetric
4 candiates no?
ElbowDeepInASnake
I'm gonna be honest, once it seemed like the only two options were gonna be Hilary or Trump I stopped following or caring about the election
Vijo
Well, America can still scrap everything and say it was a joke... riiight?
ElbowDeepInASnake
I really kinda wish there was a "none of the above" option on the polls
johntheswan33
But it's great up Canader Eh?
PapiBlanco
Unless both die of a stroke, there really isn't a "probably".
goforthandconquer
too real
Cheekymonkey82
I can relate to this
IVILegionIVI
What the hell is scary about teenagers? Is it a fear of physical violence? Verbal comments? I really don't get it, just kids to me.
Barrezio
Some people forget that compared to adults, almost all teenagers are just socially awkward losers who get hung up on inane bullshit.
Barrezio
Then we become socially awkward losers as adults who get hung up on inane bullshit. Really it's just a big damn stupid circle.
ghostwarlock
Yeah, teenagers are just as flammable as anyone else so they're not really that scary.
IVILegionIVI
This may be my new favorite comment on this site.
IridescentLotus
Judgement about suddenly being old and uncool
IVILegionIVI
Bah, let them judge, while I bask in my ability to legally purchase alcohol.
IAmCatSidhe
I'm 23 and this one is too real for me.
HustonVogle
Right there with you buddy, but for some reason small children want to gravitate to me, went to Florida for vacation and it was awkward...
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
I'm 18 and i feel like that when i walk past any kind of group!
TysonGoesOutside
I'm 27 same thing. I just mentally prepare to punch the mouthiest one if they say anything, of course they never do..
SirReginaldVonBartlesbeid
TO be fair, I'm 18 and this is real for me.
goforthandconquer
someone explain.
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
Teens are fucking scary. The end.
Eowyneb
I work in the lego store part time and when teens come in and I have to greet them they are always assholes -_-
velociraptorpanda
Yes, yes they are and it's bs. I used to work in a LEGO store too. I hated having to greet teenagers.
ghostofdragon
I work in a pharmacy. Try dealing with sick teens who try and buy their own cough meds. I've refused many sales because they NEVER REMEMBER.
Galacticism
As a 16 year old, that one didn't make sense to me. I won't do nothing to nobody.
TheWolfofUsersub
Aha! Double negative!
CuteRedShoes
Same. So why the fear?
notyouraveragedingleberry
Knock out game? Potentially.
alssst
I'm 33 and I'm already dead inside. There is nothing they can do to hurt me. =P
Actualdeadpool
Yes there is.
somanyfeels21
I'm 43, and lying by about 11 years I am actually younger.
TittySprinklesNarratedByMorganFreeman5
So, you're 32?
somanyfeels21
yes
sometimesipostsockshere
I thought he was 21
idontknowwhybutihaveahugefetishforredheads
But actually he's 10
snivy642
But snek did nothing wrong...
Herperchick
I'm 37, I have snakes and spiders as pets and I'm not scared of teenagers. I didn't get this at all.
Zephronias
I went from teaching middleschool to teaching high school. The awkward discomfort is real. Also terrible BO.
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
When I was 23 you were a goddamn teenager!
Lichelf
Im 20 i don't get it
ConspicuousSpellingError
I hate you guys because you can just avoid them. I'm a recruiter and have to talk to them.
NothingWeDoMatters
I'm 16 and believe me, we're not gonna do anything, chances are we don't even notice you walk by
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
I'm 24. Substitute teacher for every grade and yes teenagers are just terrifying
Ravanna
i felt this way until I started taking propranolol, now I dont get scared about anything ^_^
lhpaladin
they are ready to steal your lunch money at any time
notyouraveragedingleberry
I'm 27 and routinely mistaken for 16 or 19. Still afraid.
ghostofdragon
I'm 22 and get this. My only thing is that I'm visibly graying and people still try to say I'm younger. NUUUUUUU
evilspock
50 here. None of that shit is scary anymore. Teens? I changed their diapers, I have to try hard not to laugh; Sometimes it's fun being old.
DoctorRobotMD
To be fair: nobody loves you when you're 23.
doctorlawyer
just turned 23 on the 10th. Great song
notbrunomars
You realized that the time she walked away from you, didn't you?
27yoUGLYvirgin
Tell me about it.
NotAHobbit
I'll be 24 in November. Will people like me again?
Msladyluck
God I hope so
IAmCatSidhe
Thanks I guess
promere
what's my age again, what's my age again
Jet3444
I turn 23 in November... Will I lose all my friends?
spaceflorida
yes
QuadrilateralEnix
Can't lose what you never had; or am I talking to myself here?
peridotstar
"nobody loves you when you're 23' is song lyrics from JImmy Eat World's "The Middle' :) You'll still have friends and happy birthday <3
DependingOnTheStreet
Isn't it from Blink 182 "What's my age again?"
peridotstar
Maybe so--both those songs came out around the same-ish time--that could be it instead.
Daswoms
Pretty much, there may be a few still around but most will go.
Jet3444
Probably gonna be worse since I'm the oldest in my friend group and graduating first from college this December!
sometimesipostsockshere
And you'll probably start to wonder if you fuck up everything in your life before you fall asleep
sometimesipostsockshere
And if you are a male, you'll probably notice that your hairline starts retreating towards the back of your head
Msladyluck
Yeah, I lost my friends and my boyfriend of 4 years that year. I wish you luck
Jet3444
At least I've been single for 2 years now.
Msladyluck
Well at least you've got that going for you?
jenytoes
I'm a New Yorker and the teens here are basically adults so when they're in groups of 3 or more...nope. (but hey I'm 23 too)
CareBearNinjaHair
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ogyth.gif
naturesfool
Oh my sweet summer child. Wait until you're pushing 28.
xiumiin
it's worse when you're lifeguard and work with a bunch of them!
notyouraveragedingleberry
My husband would agree with this so hardcore if he had an account, so I'll do it for him!
striketwo
I'm 30 and I don't give a shit.
zrXO
wtf can they do? i don't get it
RenegadeKodiak
Reaffirm all my inadequacies in a loud public manner.
CatBlaster5000
The average person is afraid of public ridicule.
Freakingdoomguy
My friend got mugged for 3 bucks by one after that he started carrying a big ass knife around
zrXO
well if they are ghetto teenagers, i will be afraid too
Freakingdoomguy
Nope small town minnesota
Shakezoolathemikerulamaybe
I'm turning 23 in a couple days this is too real....
pacifistpickle
I'm 22 and I always feel ill have to fight for my life.
SerowordDave
Why? They're little shits compared to you. What can they possibly do that would be so awful?
Silent1fd
5'7 guy here, 12 year olds are taller than me, they could do a lot.
SerowordDave
I'm 5'6. Quit being a punk and get your mean face on
hugsplease
as a fellow 23 year old i'm glad i have fellows who are also terrified of the "youths"
EnidTheNarwhal
LiteralFruit
Im 14, barely tasting the flavours of the teen years, and it terrifies me.
PotassiumLover
Hey same here
011100000110100101100101
it used to be that for me too until I became friends with a bunch of upper classmen
IAmCatSidhe
SAME... then the situation was reversed when I was the upperclassman.
011100000110100101100101
Awesome!
IAmCatSidhe
I have never heard "flavours of the teen years" before and now I don't know what to do with my life.
KPopGirlKimi
You mean the flavors of teenage angst, raging hormones and acne break outs? Yeah been there done that, taste like pubescent tears.
petria
mine was mainly angst and mountain dew...
IAmCatSidhe
Same
thornmallow
I'm 30 and groups of under 11-26 yr olds scare me.
deflationary
Two of them (maybe three) are actually webtoon artists: Shen and Dami Lee. I lol'ed.
DarkNinja2462
BOO
HIDEOKOJIMASASS
I'm turning 20 soon and people born after 9/11 terrify me,
TheWolfofUsersub
People born after the Big Bang terrify me
IAmCatSidhe
Dude... people born after 1997 scare me. Don't get me started on people born after 2000s
FuckYouUserWhoTookNaturalSpringWaterAsHisUsername
Was born in 1997. Boo.
HIDEOKOJIMASASS
I'm so glad I'm from 96 then.
BoneSawIsReady
"Look at that high-waisted man, he's got feminine hips!"
sillymissmillie
Love John Mullaney. He is hilarious. One of my top fav standup comedians.
notbrunomars
The teenager one:
Galacticism
"NO THATS THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT"