Silly Chickens

Nov 18, 2018 6:35 AM

anlyin

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Huge cock loves to be stroked

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I LOVE CHICKENS, EDDY!

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Some nice cocks too

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Humans are so easy to train

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Look at all those chickens!

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"look at all these chickens!"

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Our delicious friends. So delicious that even they think they're delicious.

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Bah gawk

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I want more of the bulldogs

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It’s DJ Roomba’s cousin ... Egg Dispenser Roomba .

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Dammit, I want a chicken now

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Can't have chickens any more, dog wants to kill em

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Dead dog.

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My dog tried to sniff one of our hens once. Once. She gave him a sharp peck on the nose and now he sticks to precooked ones.

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Someone's got some weird cats.

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your fetish is stroking a cock?

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Robot chicken

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iRobot* Chicken

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Amazing.

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Its alive!

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I just wouldn’t trust my chickens inside. The cleanup would be horrendous. That being said, can you train chickens?

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Chickens are trainable, but I'm not sure about training to be house broken.

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They dont have a sphincter it just kinda comes out when its ready

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They can hold it. Broody chickens only come out like once or twice a day to eat and make huge poop.

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some poeple claim to have house trained chickens but i doub it, if at all possible its at least complicated...while they dont poop into >

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> their nests and normally not onto people, they just dont care otherwise, so teachign them to not poop inside a specific area is a rather >

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> complex thing...however they are relatively smart, so training them for other things is possible, especially if there are food rewards <<<

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That's what happens when you just play with your food.

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I like how the cat just stared at the spot, defeated.

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I am always amazed at all the people that think chickens are herbivores.

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Chicken outta nowhere like a fuckin T. rex

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Joe "chickens are fucking dinosaurs" Rogan

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I didn’t know chickens did this.

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Dems my eggs!!

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Parrots will too. Lady I know runs a rescue, with all the food birds throw, it attracts mice. She finds them dead in the cages occasionally

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A lot of animals people assume are herbivores, are actually opportunistic omnivores.

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except that chickens arent opportunistic, they are fully omnivore...

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Chicken Attaaack!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8pknnncODo

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It's stuck in my head, send help

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That... was beautiful.

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I came to the same conclusion

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https://imgur.com/vX6Fc8Y

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buh gok!

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Where is this from?

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Despicable Me 2, I think?

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Are chickens as tasty as cats?

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They taste kind of like cock

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I like to think so, yes.

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you'd be surprised

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I don't know if what you're implying it's good or it's bad, but I'll take your word for it.

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Ask people from Switzerland - in some parts they eat cat.

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