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Me on the puzzle
The puzzle in our living room
With measures on
Closer picture
Closer picture
Closer picture
Shinku
That's an ocelot of puzzle for a living room
kthung
How long did it take??
luvas
Holy crap, what a waste of ti-...Oh wait...I play MMO's...
DrOctagonapus
Transmute that shit into a carpet.
QueLindo
Please tell me they are going to put some kind of coating on top of it to both protect and keep it in place.
TheWhiteGuard
I need a banana to really get a grasp of the size of that thing
TheSlowpoke
That really is the largets ive ever seen
Yourpasswordisinvalid
now what
kizthewiz
Ain't nobody got time for that!
itsGood4you
63 inches is not 170 cm, it's 160 cm. Even so, that girl must be huge if that measurement is correct. Me thinks it's wrong.
terez898
My thoughts exactly. Would need a banana for an accurate scale.
djvaritek
HOW BIG WAS THE BOX IT CAME IN??
Todgrim
*chest
GiggleWiggleJiggle
It said "5-9 years". I finished it in 2.
saidts
Hahahahaha
ItsFRONKENsteen
Here, buy it on Amazon: http://amzn.com/B00IA3HH5K
655321mnc
$400 no thank you!
monsterchar
"I found an edge!" Annnnd I'm done
Mikalhvi
why were you on it? It'd come apart...
Sunlightinmygrowing
How did you manage to not lose a single piece!?
carolinaguuurl
See above comment. No Children. lol
kingkang
I like to say I don't have time for these things, then I realize I spend most of my free time on Imgur.
KatInTheCorner
Did you preserve it in some way? Was it always out on your floor? How long did it take? I have questions I need answered OP!
TheGardenNymph
We always put a wooden board underneath puzzles so we can pick them up and move them, makes it so much easier to preserve them
ampelamati
looks like it's on a roll mat, or a few of them. not sure if made that long. there's also sprays or laminates you can use to seal it :D
BoromirOfTheWhiteTower
From OP: "One finds a place with wall space for it. I am considering the options for donating it to a childrens hospital."
KatInTheCorner
Why thank you Boromir. My regards to the White City.
OpiateOtter
My mom used to preserve her puzzles with puzzle glue and duct tape. You can probably frame it if you find one big enough.
HomelessToddler
Can I have my living room back now? - Cats that you probably have
Zadda
i loved making puzzles when i was kid but now i have 2 cat :I impossible now :<
FireGryph
Check the table on the left... Cat confirmed.
CatsPitBullsAndBooksOhMy
my cats always sit on my puzzles as i'm doing them. they're basically a colorful cardboard box.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Largets.
SirLantsBojangles
I did too.
lazyandwhat
U would.
PaperCl1p
TL;Didn't do
Kuriazuri
You obviously don't have children....
CaptainSeahorse7
Or dogs.
kernelzklukz
What are you talking about? There is a cat right there on the table.
LunaChic
Lol, I totally missed that. My cat's would have eaten, puked on, peed on and generally destroyed that long before it reached that point.
kernelzklukz
Yea it would have become their puzzle about 2 minutes in at my place too.
nutcrackr
Maybe they were chained up until the puzzle was complete?
duskerz
Better use of time and effort xD
RyoukoSama
I would be so angry I would punch a baby, if it was missing a piece
nolubba1037
wow, dude. punching a crippled baby? kick em while they're down why don't you...then punch em while they're up. it's super effective
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Missing a piece? I'd put in a couple of extra pieces, and have one of the edge pieces have a connector on the outside.
Lukapaka
If it had a connector on the outside, it wouldn't be an edge piece.. I'm confused. Or you're confused. Someone's confused and it isn't them.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Oh, it would be. See, I'm a bastard.
wallsy
That puzzle really ties the room together.
ProJunior
and this guy peed on it
mootsfox
For those interested: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IA3HH5K/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_mgDSub0YPAG64
liino
Thank you, I was looking for a link :D
Treblaine
Puts last piece in "ooooh it's a forest"
cormahn
http://www.puzzlewarehouse.com/Wildlife-33600-Piece-Jigsaw-Puzzle-16066edu.html if anyone wants to buy it and waste 2 months
hsalceht
omfg y was that so funny
imnotthedoctor
Yeah that's from Family Guy
nutcrackr
"Hey this has animals, come see"
Treblaine
"wow, it's crazy how it only really comes together at the very end"
TheRealDurdan
What about the picture on the box? Actually, how big would the box be?
iDrinkDrano
http://thesupercarkids.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/138.jpg
StillbornGod
Reference game on point!
violentpursuit
And that's Jumanji, bitch!
okmed
Between my cat and my dog, I would put in the last piece I had, step back and look, and have 10+ pieces missing. wouldn't that suck.
pixelsnader
Between it being a several week project and us vacuuming once a week... wouldn't that suck.
pixelsnader
Between it being a several week project and us vacuuming once a week... wouldn't that suck.
troublecliff
"Ohh it's a donkey!"
catsteel
EVEN IN THE VOICE +1
southboundpachyderm
Thank you +1
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat
Yesssssss! Exactly what I thought.
Efreeti
This is a reference, isn't it? Damnit, if it is, I've forgotten what it's to.
imnotthedoctor
Family guy
Treblaine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqqm9CMKrA4
WitchHuntDownvoteFairy
Goddamn, got me good.
TheDoctorAzAJ
Clearly a jungle. Not a forest. You must have finished the wrong jigsaw.
Treblaine
A jungle is a type of forest.
TheDoctorAzAJ
You are correct. I was wrong. thank you for not gloating and just being a good teacher.
RhymeAndPunishment
Your mom's bush is a type of forest
Treblaine
Your dad's bush is a type of forest
Amythyst
Does have wood in it, even if only a little.
RhymeAndPunishment
Well... alright
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
I bet it was really puzzling.
xXFatesXx
silverfang1992
You could say that they put it together.
iLynux
So girls do things to ensure their virginity as well.
djox
Why this isn't top comment of the day?
thecompanion
I do puzzles all the time, and I'm gettin' it daily and nightly and ever so rightly
dammitjerry
But puzzles are awesome!
veeveesparks
**Ding Ding ding** we've got a winner
Lurch1911
this brings me comfort
scarlettears
Better than eating a potato
iLynux
An oldie, but a goodie.
ATFAgentlol
Yeah, it's called talking about horses.
iLynux
Every class well into grad school had that one horse girl.
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Tbh, I find this very hot!
thatOnegirlTV
That's puzzling to me
MollyNapQueen
As a girl, I love geeky girls. :-)
NicCagesDickRages
A girl who can do a puzzle like this can do anything she wants to me.
BowtieAskew
As a virgin of the female persuasion that loves puzzles... yeah.
iamyourgrandmaandtotallynotawolf
>implying you can't have sex while doing puzzles at the same time
qu33nofantisocial
I do puzzles.. a lot :(
comedownstairsandsayhello
me too, stay strong friend! puzzle time is my fave.
georgewashingtonsleftshoe
Me too!
boccs
Well, I guess it fits with your user name. Puzzles are fun though, so keep on being awesome.
qu33nofantisocial
(3) had gotten me a puzzle as a gift. So I do them every Christmas and summer because they reminds me of her. :)
boccs
Wait, (3)?! Where's the middle of the story!? D: (that's really sweet. I'm glad you have such a good activity and memory of her.)
qu33nofantisocial
There isn't a middle. I apparently cannot count. Good thing I am going into the medical field..
qu33nofantisocial
I did puzzles with my grandma every Christmas when she visited from out of state. The year she passed away days before Christmas she (1/2)
Altheoctopus
ME TOO! But I'm a guy. Puzzles are the friggin best.
qu33nofantisocial
I've yet to find a guy that would do puzzles with me.
Altheoctopus
Well shit, let's buy this one and get to it
qu33nofantisocial
I looked it up online, despite it being bigger than my apartment.. $400 on Amazon.
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
how u doin
qu33nofantisocial
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
iLynux
Change your name to queenofanal and you won't have to do puzzles anymore.
ICannotDecideOnAUsername
@AlsoAnalQueen
qu33nofantisocial
I'm not a virgin but out of commission sex wise because of some medical stuff, so I'll stick with my puzzles.
ThreeWordAnswer
Why not oral?
qu33nofantisocial
Hate giving/don't care to receive. But there are reasons why, just nothing I care to publicly post.
iLynux
Well, that's just a little saddening ):
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spookmeister
Pf, I'd fuck a girl that did a puzzle like this. Hell I'd fuck her on the puzzle after she completed it
WarJesus420
Yea we're dudes. We would have sex with a pile of shit.
PrismNZ
He'll I'd fuck her, fuck her right in the puzzle
Tatercrochet
I don't think vaginas are THAT difficult to figure out.
ZiyueWang
But would she fuck you?
shadowofacrow
I hope after its sealed.
dodsonphotos
Shut up, Will Ferrell from the Lego Movie.
shadowofacrow
O__O I TAKE GREAT INSULT TO THAT! As a lego re-user.
M0CKAS1N
cum is a great sealant
FatSavage
I'd fuck her while she did the puzzle and see who finishes first!
Tkeleth
"Yeah, baby, just a little bit lowerOH MY GOD YOU TORE THE LION'S FACE OFF!!!"
BradolfPitler45
Shit im so single I'd fuck the puzzle.
quietlysinister
Puzzle Fucker sounds like a goth band.
BradolfPitler45
I'm getting more of a grindcore vibe.
nineT2
Single as fuck!
ATFAgentlol
That'd mess up the puzzle, asshole! Or it would mess up her asshole on the puzzle. Either way you're gonna have to clean it up.
eccedentesiast
i had the exact same thought. we are either destined to be best friends or best enemies.
iLynux
How would you ever meet her?
chickenfriedriceisdabomb
the corner store. girls' gotta eat.
amaranthisme
Tinder.
VodkaReindeer
This guy knows the real problem for virings.
BabiesDippedInFondue
That's a puzzling question.
HowItEnds
HAHAHAHAHHA
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
You're going on the list.
Coolasslife
the list? there is a list? how have i never heard of it?
BigBirdsBrownCrustyAsshole
Nooooo!
HailSatinGodOfFabric
This is awful +1
genepoolchlorinator
Ditto.
NeoMarxistLibtard
you'd fuck anything that moves.
CatsPitBullsAndBooksOhMy
dude this looks fun as fuck for me
SweetBlueHoney
I logged in just to upvote this comment. +1
LizLemmon
I thought having cats would do the trick, but this is even better.
llaziw
I know you were joking, but there are those who believe your hobbies should always be about getting laid. I find that so damn sad.
RandomAbscessMemories
or hobbies that actively prevent getting laid
uchronia
That's like 85% of all people. We are all but basic bitches in the eyes of God.
Chrissss
I'd fuck a puzzle girl any day - She's good at working with small pieces, and seeing a bigger picture, if you catch my drift ; ) Oh... wait.
yuyufan43
My boyfriend and I do puzzles together. Mine's fairies and his are cars. :3
genepoolchlorinator
My brother and his boyfriend do puzzles together. They are both fairies. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
yuyufan43
That is so adorable. I love faeries... him, not so much. He tolerates it though
Pumpkinbot
*to ensure she'll get wife'd.
GoliahWombat
Can confirm.
darwynstheory
Enhance... Enhance... Enhance...
Insanonaut
Somehow (I don't know how) Have it laminated and it can just become a part of the house. Like a rug.
uselessninja
A laminated rug
Baromian
I would put it on plywood with floor moulding around the edges then apply a liberal layer of polyurethane.
Ezzybells
We used to use spray glue to stick them to a board and frame them. :)
NoOtherExplanationIsPossible
That'd really tie the room together
CatsPitBullsAndBooksOhMy
mod podge is how i save my puzzles
danirainbow
Modge podge
LostLocust
That's always a problem. You just need so much space, even more during assembly. Large sets are hard to manipulate. :/
qu33nofantisocial
Puzzle glue!
iamthisguy247
Kragle
someonestolemyawesomeusername
was that a lego movie reference or is superglue in america just generally called 'Kragle' ?
Arkine6
We do have Crazy Glue and I feel like Krazy Glue is an actual brand. But you'd still have to scratch letters out to call it kragle.
someonestolemyawesomeusername
was that a lego movie reference?
BoromirOfTheWhiteTower
From OP: "One finds a place with wall space for it. I am considering the options for donating it to a childrens hospital."
KayRadioMatt
Box it back up, with the picture of it assembled, and tell them that the instructions are inside. (Or number the pieces)
Sqlut
Satan
umbralforce
They could put up a piece of the puzzle for each child to go through the wards, perhaps? Might not be the easiest thing to do though.
annerbananers
That would be awesome!
ostiniatoze
"Hey kids, here's a jigsaw someone did, feel free to look at it"
MySuperpowerIsAwkward
I feel like they would probably take it apart first so the kiddos could then put it back together.
lookatmycatmycatisamazinggiveitalickmhhmittastesjustlikeraisins
you know they wouldn't tho
BoromirOfTheWhiteTower
While I get what you're saying, I sure as hell loved looking at big pictures of animals when I was little :p
WeWillNotGiveInToTheThinkers
It really ties the room together.
dthou9ht
Scrolled down just to verify this exact comment has been made.
WeWillNotGiveInToTheThinkers
Had to be done.
samstone2
And this guy peed on it
DrJohnnyZoidberg
But how long did it take?
tinycrocodile
"It took approximately 450 active hours done in 2 and a half month"
TheAlphaNight
Years maybe. Its amazing though.
ImMuddy
As a puzzle historian I would say a long time.
NightBlood
From Reddit: It took approximately 450 active hours done in 2 and a half month
IsAnIdiot
On the box it said: 12 years and over
DotheBabyIsaac
*snot-laugh. too funny!
YourFriendTheInternet
Oh dad, not you again.
onewomandirewolfpack
About tree fiddy
dbrsong
This guy
onewomandirewolfpack
girl* :P
lodsofupvotes
It was at about that time I realized that the puzzle was 500 feet tall and from the Paleozoic Era
cyfeiliornydd
Godman Lochness Monster trying to get tree fiddy!
Farbegn
But is it award winning? ...wait..
ominousdusk
6.5 hours a day!?
drwhofangirl
But really...
HelveticaHelga
Way longer than it will take me to find the missing pieces from my kids 16 piece puzzles.
ILikeMyWafflesBlue
Darude - Sandstorm
DarthTorus
Box said 3-5 years. I assume that the length of time it took her.
kagebeast
OP better tell us
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Yes
GodMonster
2 to 6 years.
john4245
it is cool and all...but it just might be the biggest waste of time ive ever seen
iamthisguy247
About 560 cm or 220.5 inches.
DoctorTobiasFunkeAnalrapist
Carlos!
cantfeelmatoes
Well...look at it this way: If it took half a second to count each tile, it would take ~ five hours to make sure all the pieces were there.
spiritussancto
do you do that before every puzzle? i've never done that.
UpvoteFairyOfDoom
from reddit. 450 hours over 2.5 months
BenzElite
So 45 hours a weeks? Who has that much time?
whaleywhale
That's an average of 6 hours per day! This girl like to fucking puzzle!!!
whaleywhale
Seriously, that's more than a full time job. 10 weeks x 40 hours = 400 hours
dawnzoom
Ok, good, I'm not playing video games too much if they spent that much time on a puzzle.
thefatlonelyjew
so i'm not wasting time until i've played 150 more hours of TF2? ...phew
SpikeSpiegeil
I have ~1500 hours. no ragrets.
SherpaRage
I've had near 900 hours in TF2 for like 7 years of play. I discovered Warframe Sept. 2013 and now have 1000+ hours of that. So crazy.
Berlinthebattleturtle
That would take me at least a year.
TheGerbil8
If my math is right, that's 4 hours a day average.
kittymack
Who has that much time for puzzling?! I probably do but I'm dedicated to other goals aka chores.
Iamsosickoftheserepetitivecomments
It's not; it's 6.
KittenKidneyPuncher
I've played 500 hours of Destiny in 2.5 months. What up.
MaybeADoctor
#Warlockmasterclass
jediprincess
i can't imagine tripping over puzzle pieces for 2.5 months...
teamnicedynamite
That's roughly 5 hours a day every single day. No way I'd have the patience for that