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Mar 11, 2017 1:51 AM
calldrdaley
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Jazzycox
"Oh come on squalene"
reliablellc
If pubes last 3 weeks we need to have a funeral for that halo around my toilet
StalkerMagnet
Brb, testing out the one about 134 orgasms.
enoch246
sprbwlshuffler
"The highest number achieved by a man was 16." Challenge accepted.
vspacefacedv
Meat sword in a vagina scabbard. Foreplay just got medieval
VillagerJeff
They don't expand by 200% they expand to 200% big difference. In this case the difference between 6-8 incges or 9-12 inches
BiteFirstAskQuestionsLater
All the ladies: I wonder if I could beat that record? But also, I do not want to be watched by Guinness World record staff...
Skiplow
The world record for orgasms for a guy is 16... watch out Guinness here I come.
kittyhawkgirl109
Umbrelgina
SmolTenk
https://youtu.be/M8njsg1NZwI
IvorJBiggun
134/16 = more than 8 men to satisfy a woman.
fresh102
134. 134 how is that possible? I am doing the math and it doesn't make sense????
SourceThunderLight
There's some girl that has somekind of disorder that made her orgasim that amount, you can google it
fresh102
Even with a disorder, (1x60) minutes, 60 orgasms, 30 seconds, 120 orgasms and 23 seconds, 134 orgasms, like what the fuck!!!!
Akurei00
LIES! I learned 6 facts about vaginas and 1 fact about pubic hair.
TheLeafsAreActuallyGood
As a guy 16 orgasms in an hour doesn't even sound enjoyable that sounds exhausting and painful
theguysaidyes
that's how they invented the tire inflator
malakim
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in shark
secretoaster
"vagina is teeming with good bacterial" I like yogurt. Who wants to volunteer
Kiore
All basic knowledge and kinda sad if it's news to a lot of people.
BarftheMawg
Now somebody is going to try to fuck a shark! Florida Man, where are you?
BADkMacC
I tried breaking the orgasms/hour record after reading this, but kept losing interest and falling asleep after one.
SgtChowdown
So remember dudes: if she's ridiculously tight, she is probably not digging it
pr0nty
Or she may have vaginismus or a small vagina.
CloakerJosh
Holy shit, I hope that last point is true. Amazing.
SeaBass88
It can hold my sword if ya know what I mean.
Crispiecat
http://latin-dictionary.net/definition/38305/vagina-vaginae FYI
c3realz
In Germany another term for vagina is "Scheide" - The thing you put your sword in is the "Schwert(Sword) Scheide(Vagina)" - So there's that
grokpulse
I prefer "sheath" or "scabbard", but I guess "sword holder" will do. (Actually had heard this but I don't know Latin)
MrSyth
It is. Source: I had latin in high school
youretheworst
The danish word for sheath is "skede", which also means vagina.
Greymalum
I WANT TO DO 16.
Raggart
And the most important one: vagina =/= vulva.
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SgtChowdown
sure, i mean, if you want to look like a half-educated moron in front of the person who was born with the fucken thing
reesareesa
Superchief86
Aww, where's the rest of the line?
izackhaze
Why arent you top comment?
pipymengelunut0
Didn't he said like, "It's a tree" afterward?
petrie911
yes
noprobllama
Yo that guy that masturbated 16 times in an hour...did he survive?
netflixNchillin
Those are rookie numbers!!! PUMP THOSS NUMBERS UP
kmaz
As long as he stopped after the 2nd hour he should be fine. At that average the 3rd hour would be killer.
ImNotReallyADoctor
Friction burn sucks
ashipthatshipsshippingships
He needed lots of ice packs and Gatorade, but he's fine. Almost back to normal now.
matheydonekilledoldrando
CarltonGanks
He lived but he lost all his power. He's mortal like the rest of us now.
themerman
What makes you think he was masturbating?
Frostycopper
I know. It doesn't say it was solo
apparentlysethrogen
He orgasmed every 3 minutes and 45 seconds.......so no, he died
XenoCore
Still insane. Especially since it seems to get exponentially harder to do every time.
Superchief86
That would be so fucking painful.
redheadsaremykryptonite
https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder364/65096364.jpg
sergeanttbag
He did. His dick didn't tho
Mimsey
As someone who did that many in a day as a teen once, I'd say he probably passed out and slept for 15 hours right after.
13599
His dick was just shooting ghosts by the end.
TemporaryUzername
I'm doin fine, bro!
oversGifTerror
Just so everyone's aware, its possible for a man to orgasm without cuming. Not an easy thing to achieve and not sure if that's what happened
Phustercluck
I can do that. Mostly just takes willpower, and a trained pelvic floor.
BlahDerpBlah
And timing. The number of times I've missed the cut off point, ruined the actual orgasm and just meaninglessly dribbled a bit of cum...
Gnostici
He fell into such a deep sleep that nobody could tell.
ThisUserNameReallySucks
Yeah, but he was later found dead after masturbating 46 times.
Laternenkind
Fun fact: In German Vagina means 'Scheide' which is also a word for the sword holder like in Latin.
TwoSeamer
Same thing in Czech: "pochva" means both that and a sword holder
jensmedgaffeln
Sweden fucked it up by calling sword holder 'skida' (ski) and knife holder 'slida' (slang for vagina)
ProcrastinationInProgress
And literaly translates to 'sheath' in english
DataBender
Hopefully me commenting on this will move you up the ranks. This site needs more etymology
robsc16
So does penis translate to sword in Latin?
BrightStarEm
You may be joking but thats a funny anecdote if its true
highevolutionary
The penis mightier than the sword.
BurntRamen
For some unknown reason it translate to "spork".
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
Tail.
Nuhlinga
fact: vaginas are self cleansing but vulvas will still taste like piss and sweat if you eat the girl out after the bar.
causality
More like "Vaginas are sorta self-cleaning but they REALLY don't well if you try to clean them so don't."
Sylviastout
lurkinginpublic
How can it be known what the most orgasms a person had in one hour was?
thatDnDNERD
SCIENCE...
FamousOnce
I got bored counting somewhere in the mid thirties and stopped.
calldrdaley
I imagine it involved lots of Vaseline. And midgets.
ImNotReallyADoctor
Havnt you ever watched "Masters of Sex"? People study that shit
justthewayyourmotherlikesit
I counted for your mom.
briar147
Thanks for counting for us. Although the masturbation was a little creepy.
magisch
someone legit made a scientific study about that once.
TheGreatBlueHeron
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masters_and_Johnson
Cartoones
She faked it all... Just like my girlfriend...just kidding don't have one :*(
briar147
Of course your fake girlfriend would fake orgasms. That bitch.
Cartoones
Ikr she's too fake sometimes
RingyDingy
Stopwatch. Clipboard and lab coat optional.
Superchief86
Raincoat*
dngrslycheesy
*Trenchcoat*
xninex
Came for the vagina. Learned Latin. +1
Todayiswensday
I love vaginas!
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Polish is the same - pochwa means both vagina and a sword pouch. SWORD POUCH
TheAlHassan
Came for vagina. Came in Latin.
Bizarkly
Came *in* the vagina. Didn't learn anything -- but *got laid*! 8-D
Aguroiar
Well it roughly translates as sword holder, but literally as scabbard or sheath, not sure why they didn't use the literal meaning.
LuxEterna
Gladius, which means "sword" in Latin, was also the term used for "penis". So gladius and vagina are sword and sheath.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
That's always what happens, isn't it.
GrundleBlunder
*in
cheersdom
yeah you did!
L1NS4S4URUS
I'm gonna try to use the phrase during sex, see how that goes.
rugmiem
"Came" lol
DaMaaal
In german the common word for vagina is exactly the same as the word for sheath: "Scheide". We use vagina too, but more in medical terms.
GlassApples
The ol' switcheroo
ashipthatshipsshippingships
The best of both worlds. I'll be coming to this post more often.
SkyGraveFyreKeeper
Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
NGC5189
And yet they went with "sword holder" instead of "sheath".
qwertina
In Germany we occasionally say "Scheide", which translates to sheath.
rablpebbles
"Skjede" is a Norwegian word for vagina, and also means sheath. We use the word vagina as well.
Radcliffelookalike
I mean they didn't claim to teach English
TheGreatBlueHeron
At least they didn't go with scabbard. You don't want the word for vagina to start with "scab", even if it has nothing to do with scabs.
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
You say "hilt", I say "handle".
ilikesmallboobiessincenooneelsedoes
So, is that why Link's sheath for the Master Sword is so ornate and pretty?
firekirby
Nah, that's just because she's a princess.
ssgoku129
Can't tell if serious or just perpetrating joke...
firekirby