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1 Welcome to the dump! Quite a variety today.
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7 Great show. Highly recommend.
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Dandy8291
#35
poocolonel3030
#46 but the billionaires control the lever operator.
davesaint01930
#1. Imagine being human sized, rolling up on a giant, tasty thing that you just climb on and start eating..
GamiCross
#10 Sometimes I wish fights would end like this -- before they start, a gigantic godlike creature comes down and pulls you away while hugging you, feeds you, and gives you a nice home.
GloveFullaVaseline
#15 I'm pretty sure that's la parguera, where I swam this past January. Amazing.
fozymandias
This was superb. Thank You!
Thefsm
Fleabag was incredible. Never found a priest so damn attractive. Why do I only ever fancy gay actors and musicians?
graceinsheepsclothing
#35 what is this in bee behavior? Bees don't hump, do they?
xbadxfaeriex
They communicate through interpretive dance
NonstopRampage
I can't tell if I'm being called out or identified with. But I like it
Bristlecone42
#19 Same, friend.
hetnkik999
#4 I didn't bully them. They intimidated me too much to ever talk to them. Thinking back they were probably the most reasonable, level-headed, and accepting clique. There was a single openly gay (and not at all gothy) kid at the school and the goth kids are the only ones who would hang out with him.
sowasvonsowas
ejoedjoe42
#34 I can hear this photo
IronCore
#19 Somebody I know got a new dog like this. The dog really didn't trust me at first. It took a little bit of time, but that little pup loves me now. It feels so good to have won her trust. She really is a great little dog overall.
JustHereForTheMemes0321
#15 ancient civilizations what have had a special ceremony for that
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
#25 As others have pointed out, that bird is masturbating. The one with wings; not sure what the second one is up to.
SilverNightwing
Oh.
CapablePlatypus
Yep. It is rubbing its bird junk on the stick.
GroovyLiberator
Cool
kayakninjas
Plot twist: so is the woman.
GCitris
#34 Yup yup yup
jackwagon311
Brrrrring!
mosaix
uh-huh uh-huh
ilovebigmutts
#6 I also remember heating up some knives on those.
ihaveanouttie
TheYoungerLance
^^I got that reference ^^
NerfherderVC
PsoloquoiseGhoti
Spots up
AbelardSnazz
Once tried it on a 3 bar electic heater. Flash - bang - ouch - lights go out.
ilovebigmutts
Little tiger torch works great too, or so I've been told...
homoerection
Oh god, knife hits with a 2 liter bottle with the bottom cut off and shoved back up the bottle (you’d add ice if you were feeling fancy)
laughoutloud74
We just used a toilet paper tube.
Thatsmykenku
This dump was hella nice
kickmyballsrealhard
That little crab living his best life
PrincessWendyB
So much playtime!
shine7
Or dark plot twist: wanting to die
krunchybssehku
Some one beat me to it but I was gonna say, that little crab is absolutely not living her best life lol she be drowning… I had a couple fiddler crabs and they needed to spend some time outside the tank or they’d die :( found out the hard way once I felt terrible.
kickmyballsrealhard
I feel horrible about it now. I wish you guys hadn’t ruined it for me haha
Samthetrue
Sorry you had to find out this way kickmyballsrealhard. This wasn't the kick in the balls you wanted...
4chanrefugee
Most crabs need some time not submerged. It may have been attempting to climb the air supply line to get out of the water briefly, only to fail in the barrage of bubbles. That crab is locked into a cyclical hell of which its only respite isn't even a comfort.... Lol
kickmyballsrealhard
Well that paints an entirely different picture than the one I was envisioning. Fuck.
davesaint01930
This, coming from "kickmynallsrealhard".
4chanrefugee
I'm this crab. Are you this crab, too?
gregthewalrus
We all become crab eventually
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
#44 if you’ve ever met a child you’ll know this is accurate.
ThePretentiousGentleman
#4 Married the Goth Girl I had a crush on in high school. Best feeling ever.
xbadxfaeriex
#livingthedream
OnlyCrabs
#3
Taxian
Always Upvote The Good Place. IMO one of the best comedies television has ever produced.
bstringrocks777
#40 🤨🤔
screenaholic
#2 I (white man) showed this to my wife (black,) and said "It's you." I found this MUCH funnier than she did.
shanasphone350
6, 24. 28, 34. These, these things are me. All others are super, but those make up part of me.
AngurProne
Lately #14 is me. It's comforting, except when it's distressing.
shanasphone350
Sorry 25, not 24.
CosplayComet
#10 you on probation, son. He ain't worth it.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
FetchMyBrownPants
The cat looking over its shoulder while it's getting hauled off will never not be funny to me.
Goldenteckel
Same for me !
feryooday
I wanna know what he’s saying
Teas
The cat or the human? Both?
feryooday
both.
MurphyPandorasLawBox
And it’s little sidestep lol
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
#3 Fiddler crab is drowning. They have gills but their primary method of breathing is their lungs. They need land and water.
SgtJames2
Jesus that makes that video go from hehe funny crab, to HOLY CRAP THE CRAB IS DYING GET HIM OUT
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
They are pretty smart and can can tell it is the only way out of the water. But the bubbles keep it from getting ahold of the tube. You can see it almost gets it at the very end. I had them pre internet so had to find out the hard way why they were freaking out and trying to escape the tank because pet stores lied a lot about pet care in the 90s.
ATLandNerdy
#16 don't do this. It only takes 3 sequential codes to get the TOTP key.
TorvicEsSanta
This is false
ElorYosnak
Okay, You mean don't take a picture of it. For what it's worth, I'm not sure the information is particularly helpful to the internet, and we don't easily have 3 sequential, but the phrasing made it seem like you shouldn't get multiple veri-codes.
ATLandNerdy
I meant don't post pictures of your codes.