literallythedemidevil
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This fucking thing
I woke up to this fucked biting my hip (which was exposed cause I was wearing loose shorts and no covers)
Can anyone tell me what it is?
Cause I'd like to know if I should go to the doctor or not
I'm pretty sure...
I'm pretty sure it left a bite behind
spitfires2000
Only remedy is running around naked while others take photo's of it (if you're a woman).
SSon1c
release it unharmed OP or you'll die from karma.
weezulfaux
Where do you live? If Australia, you probably just got a few hours before it's too late.
darkunited
Those don't bite lol
SleepyRidin
It's a beetle. Relax. You still have several hours before the poison starts to attack your central nervous system
AlbanB
sorry OP you ded
gjones5252
Slow down. Now you said something about shorts? Let's start there.
cultofjuice
That's a secret Soviet experiment, the SuperDeathBug. Kills within 24 hrs.