askmeboutmywiener
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Jan 19, 2016 7:45 AM
askmeboutmywiener
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tekcor
Look at all the breakable pieces!
dartron5000
case ends up being more expensive than the computer.
DatEngineeringStudent
Is this In Win?
linkinstreet
TAgged as Mature
mooseltoe
Yo how's your wiener? Welp. I did it. Now what?
imfromcoloradohehe
@OP I sang your username in my hotdog suit.
jetfuelanddankmemes
hey, thats pretty good!
DigitalShrapnel
"Mom I want a transformer for Christmas!. Oh and a new computer!"
Roqinn
Meh. I will save the money and just pop the screws out and take the side of the case off.
LookIt75
How's your wiener?
AWizardOfLoneliness
minosyne
http://www.theverge.com/2015/6/2/8703343/asus-rog-in-win-mechanized-gaming-pc-case-computex-2015
AWizardOfLoneliness
That thing's ready to torture the sh!t out of Han
PhilbertHFZ
Looks like Megatron's dick is moving to attack mode.
Meowfia
HEY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vjUqUVrXclE/maxresdefault.jpg
askmeboutmywiener
Credit goes to @DaveNI. Also, for those asking about my wiener, you'd know if you were a BKE at South Harmon Institute of Technology.
PrestoneGarvey
But can it help this settlement I heard about that needs us?
muffinmurderer
Though looks like it wouldn't have very good airflow and the amount of dust that would accumulate would be a nightmare
FlubbedJungle06
I don't know how that would be practical at all... but it looks damn cool.
TheLoneCourier
Replacing a graphics card or upgrading the hard drive, stuff like that
Venomthemad
i mean for cooling purposes...and being batman...look no further?
tantricpooper
Unless you change hardware daily, I see no reason other than IT'S DOPE.
Tadomii
Wow OP, not even tagging this as porn
sixtwobravo
That's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him!
IvnWng
Would someone think of the YOUNGLINGS!!!
relar
Definitely computer/tech porn.
momocanfly1999
Triggered
thismantellsnolies
Why is IOS a tag
witsd
It's all fine and dandy until your PC gets accidentally entered into Robot Wars.
IllogicalPine
A PC case to surpass Metal Gear
darkness1970
It's finally happening
BeefyDarkness
It makes it easier to get your files out of the computer.
zangomuncher
this needs more upvotes
CanadianOneDollarCoin
On it
hellafyno
Wait, they're In the Computer!
Thoraxe123
or moths
pyrobob4
It started out innocently enough. Someone mechanized a computer to show off at a trade show, the next thing we knew it killed John Connor.
yabroplz
"call to john.." " no! " "...call to john now! " ... "NOOO!!!"
nottheguyyouwerethinkingitwas
Easy fix if you have nitroglycerin on hand. And lots of it
youdonegoofed
Is it de-fluffing itself?
squishybaker
this is real but it costs $3000. and there's only going to be about 50 or 100 units.
FuukYoCouch
Take my fucking money !!
raptorsoldier
Not gonna lie, I thought it was going to turn into a mini sentry gun
mordaedil
Worth it, considering how much of a pain it is dig into the machine and dig through parts.
TheMythicalJackalope
It is like cars that bounce for PCs
borgmaster
Why must such awesome and functional tech cost so much.
squishybaker
it's hand made, that's why.
squishybaker
it's hand made, that's why.
borgmaster
Weve still got china for that stuff.
squishybaker
it's made in taiwan.
borgmaster
So were many other things once upon a time.
Ssssssssssss
Its production, however, is potential for future such productions, perhaps with parts operated manually.
ChickenVegetas
Also will be obsolete in 6 months
squishybaker
it's a PC case, it'd only be obsolete if the entire computer industry moves away from ATX.
Javertoldfriend
I can already see the appeal of being able to easily interchange parts.
wardarama
Where would one even go to buy it
squishybaker
in-win. they're a case manufacturer
cringeandpurge
*Why
BladesShadow
Some people make designer buids (yes this is a thing) and In-Win has some very nice, very fancy, and very expensive options.
englishdoyouspeakitmotherfucker
* there are
Jalopenis
SUCK MY UNIT!
Jalopenis
Sorry, i got the disease where i randoTITTYBANGERS!
TheUpdootist
Just wanted to clarify: the case costs 3000 dollars. The insides are extra.
FuukYoCouch
Who cares take my money
AgamemnonsMemes
I was about to say....
cornedbeefhash
Right? My gaming pc cost $2000+, and I only have it cause my ex gave it to me when he built a new one for $3000+.
zangomuncher
bet is s shit spec but looks nice, like everything HP.
PoppinLochNessHopster
...In what was does HP have control over what GPU and CPU etc you decide to use?
zangomuncher
I thought it was an entire pc, plus have you bought anything from hp? like a pre built computer? that i thought this was.
squishybaker
nope just the chassis, it's made to be a show piece, and they only done a limited production run because people wanted it.
PoppinLochNessHopster
No, a prebuilt pc from anywhere on the planet except a close friend will always be a waste of money.
squishybaker
unless it's a place like NCIX which you can pick the parts and pay them $50 for build it for you.
highwaytothechromosome
you only get the case. no hardware.
zangomuncher
wot. for 3 grand? Id rather get 3 grands worth of pc components and pack it inside a toy box with holes in.
ChodesNShlongs
$3000??? That's how much a used car would cost.
Khyrberos
Seriously. We just recently got a new *van* for *less* than that.
suellan202
Found the non PC gamer
ChodesNShlongs
Seems like its either hydraulic or motorized. Those have been around for decades. You can buy an above average 3d printer for $1,200
ChodesNShlongs
I know component value of the PC itself, but the case? It's fancy, but even if it's custom built, the materials shouldn't exceed $1000.
deafmute
The manufacture hand builds the most of their cases.
ChodesNShlongs
If I had the tools, I can hand build that for less. It basically just opens and tilt. Not that hard to do with $200 worth of materials.
ChodesNShlongs
There are robots that has 3d movement which makes it more complicated for the manufacturer, but it's only the cost half the case.
Splazeing
less
SePetus
And its useless feature.
loantiburon
I mean...it at least cools it off?
IronicUsername
Well, it does appear to give slightly easier access to components but $3k is pretty steep for that.
GeneralZappBrannigan
As opposed to the led lighting that plays an essential role in most gaming pcs? (Mine included)
dpidcoe
I've been building my own gaming PCs since the early 2000s and I've yet to put in a decorative LED anywhere.
GeneralZappBrannigan
Guessing you don't use windowed cases?
dpidcoe
Why the hell would I use a windowed case?
Volirus
Just custom build with a normal case, why waste money on useless features. And yes, custom is cheaper, unless it's store discount on the rig
GeneralZappBrannigan
Honestly at that price point it's not about cost, it's about showing off. Which this case succeeds at.
PiercedBronson
My dad bought a Gateway 2000 w a 90mhz Pentium and 1gb hard drive (with 17" monitor) in 1994 for $3500.
icantgotoprisonroytheyllrapetheflipoutofme
I bought 16mb of RAM in 1993 for $700.
internetheroxD
My dad bought a 19" crt in 99 for 4000€ or something ludacris like that
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
my dad went to buy a pack of cigarettes in 98 and hasnt come back
fingersMcgroinTickler
Brutal
boywiththehappypenis
black?
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
asian. just making a joke. if i was going for racial accuracy, i'd've said he went to the store for some dog :)
WhatADayWhatALovelyDay
too soon
merlok13
Went to college in '98, got a custom-made top of the line desktop from Staples. Something like 4gig HD, 8mg RAM, maybe 1.3mhz AMD. $3000.
merlok13
Today, I have 3 phones on my desk that I don't use, with at least 4gig RAM, 1.4ghz processors, and 16gig memory. Each.
Turb0Yoda
I need them
Korlitek
Megagigs.
dflr
I think he meant milligrams
dstnceswmer
milligig
Lastshadow94
That actually look super handy if you want to do maintenance work, swap out a part, something like that.
BigPookie320038
Isn't that what it's intended for?
ZombieEinstein
Of which, you will have to do a lot of, because that case ain't keeping any dust out.
LadyWidebottom
I like the one concealed in the desk better, it seems much more convenient.
delpharseven
You're kidding, right? The folded out sides prevent you from getting in nice and close.
tetracycloide
The case isn't really out of the way enough to make the space comfortable to work with though.
TOMMOEX
Until you need to do maintenance for the part that opens and lifts if out
ikbenlike
That'd be a pain in the ass
Fierfly
Until you need to swap some RAM and the pressure needed to put the RAM in knocks the case over.
SneakyNieky
But for $10000
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KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
its actually bout tree fiddy
TheUpdootist
Closer to $3000 actually. The manufacturer just released a new case for $1500 though. Them is bargain prices!
molestmymonkey
Pretty sure it only does this when the computer is powered on... you can't do anything while it's on.
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
You can........ open it, THEN shut it down............??.?..??
molestmymonkey
And then when it loses power and closes by itself?
samIamm93
Or just fucking unscrew the side as any normal person would do.
chris12138
Right?
FlyingButtPliers
iPhone did everything windows mobile did. This is convenient and elegant. If there price drops to $200 it could be super popular. Just enjoy
PolarHailStorm
Mine pops off thanks to a switch at the back. It's kinda lovely.
chrizzle2323
Or leave the side panel off for so long that you don't know where it is anymore.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Not so good for cooling.
IronicUsername
Maybe it matters more in better-designed cases but, with mine, the side panel being off or on makes a negligible difference in temps.
GuitarMuscles
Do you want dust in your computer? Because that's how you get dust in your computer
CyriousLordofDerp
Precisely this. Cat fur gets sucked into my computer anyways, so might as well have the side panel off so I can clean it easily.
Rezol
Install filters at intake fans, put cover plate back on. Your computer will suck in less dust and hair and also keep cooler.
delpharseven
Yes. I've done maintenance on large numbers of PCs professionally; nothing beats taking the side panel off and laying the box on a table.
nottheguyyouwerethinkingitwas
Ah yes, I do enjoy laying the box on the table. Better leverage.
Nize426
Lots of stability when it's on its side. Easy to work with.
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
You know, after being on this site for so long, I really appreciate people using its and it's correctly. Thank you.
UndulatingTerrain
your welcome.